What Would God Say... [Archive] - Married And Flirting Chat

bryan3636

07-07-2007, 03:38 AM

tiger50

07-07-2007, 04:06 AM

think his comment to me wud be...." :lmao :lmao :lmao ya kiddin me rite.. uhh try 30 billion miles down that way.."

MCat

07-07-2007, 10:10 AM

To me he would say:

"Come in my child...you are forgiven of your sins. Now go to the kitchen and start baking..."

UltimateNaneki

07-07-2007, 10:22 AM

To me he would say:

" You have been far to hard on yourself...I love everyone...come in, put your feet up and MCat will fix us something to eat! ":lmao :lmao

MCat

07-07-2007, 10:24 AM

To me he would say:

" You have been far to hard on yourself...I love everyone...come in, put your feet up and MCat will fix us something to eat! ":lmao :lmao

:55 Good one Ulti....

snowflake

07-07-2007, 10:28 AM

Come in my child I just have to know "What were you thinking half your life?"...:whee:

sawflyman

07-07-2007, 10:57 AM

You haven't always been good. But your heart was in the right place. sit down and enjoy a meal made from the hands of Mcat

MCat

07-07-2007, 10:58 AM

You haven't always been good. But your heart was in the right place. sit down and enjoy a meal made from the hands of Mcat

See....I knew I'd have to cook when I get there. :D

sawflyman

07-07-2007, 11:00 AM

lmao
make something rich and unhealthy because who cares.................

MCat

07-07-2007, 11:02 AM

lmao
make something rich and unhealthy because who cares.................

Double Fudge Chocolate/Peanut Butter Cake with Peanut Butter Icing cumming up :lf

sawflyman

07-07-2007, 11:03 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds good.

don't tell everyone there won't anything left

oldandnaked

07-07-2007, 11:22 AM

He'd probably say, "Hey, I made you in my image, what have you done to us? Have you been eating MCats' baking?

My_Secrets_Kept

07-07-2007, 11:29 AM

he would probably say - while shaking his head "they went and pushed the wrong button on the elevator yet again, you were supposed to be going to the bottom floor" :D

sawflyman

07-07-2007, 11:35 AM

he would probably say - while shaking his head "they went and pushed the wrong button on the elevator yet again, you were supposed to be going to the bottom floor" :D

if that was the case we would all be going to the wrong floor...........lol

My_Secrets_Kept

07-07-2007, 11:38 AM

if that was the case we would all be going to the wrong floor...........lol

and here I thought you were all perfect angels :la

sawflyman

07-07-2007, 11:41 AM

we are.
lol.....................................

My_Secrets_Kept

07-07-2007, 11:42 AM

we are.
lol.....................................

lie thread that way -----> :D

sawflyman

07-07-2007, 11:43 AM

lmao.

ok but it was worth a try.

1hotmommy

11-14-2007, 06:22 PM

What did you do with yourself?

Sneaky

11-14-2007, 06:24 PM

He would give me the "Idle Hands" lecture for sure. :D

MCat

11-14-2007, 06:27 PM

What happened to you?

Where is that girl I used to know?

Do you realize how disappointed your mother is in you?

Postman

11-14-2007, 06:57 PM

God would probably say........
Do it dude, Enjoy life thats what I put you here for.

scoobertina

11-14-2007, 07:11 PM

Good God girl, I have a special room for you... :nu

cyclops

11-14-2007, 07:38 PM

"When I heard you were coming I laughed so hard I did a little wee" :lmao

RedVixen

11-14-2007, 07:43 PM

God would probably say to me:

All is forgiven, but you know, I didn't think you would make it here...Lucifer and I had a running bet on you - but I won :)

Sensual Woman

01-13-2008, 05:59 PM

Sorry, no can do...have a nice slide all the way down....at warp speed

Torin

01-13-2008, 06:02 PM

I think we'd end up debating some of the details of his descisions, and he'd pimp slap me straight to hell.

Sensual Woman

01-13-2008, 06:03 PM

I think we'd end up debating some of the details of his descisions, and he'd pimp slap me straight to hell.

Climb on the back, I'm headed there warp 9....

Torin

01-13-2008, 06:04 PM

Climb on the back, I'm headed there warp 9....

Sounds like a plan, Sensual... I think my first question would be why women have to give birth AND have PMS.... not fair at all, IMO. :D

Sensual Woman

01-13-2008, 06:07 PM

Sounds like a plan, Sensual... I think my first question would be why women have to give birth AND have PMS.... not fair at all, IMO. :D

I said the same thing in another thread, great minds think alike

Wil

01-13-2008, 06:20 PM

came close a few times didn't you...I'll filp you for it...

OICurready4me

01-13-2008, 06:23 PM

Sounds like a plan, Sensual... I think my first question would be why women have to give birth AND have PMS.... not fair at all, IMO. :D

In case there was a question whether God was male or female....those facts right there state it loud and clear what sex God is.

DiscordianSaint

01-13-2008, 09:19 PM

My matron diety, Eris, would likely have nothing to say beyond, "So, uh, you all done ruffling feathers down there? Fancy a shag then?"

Afterwards we would likely discuss her job performance as a diety including things she might do better with the poor saps still muddling about below.

If we met on a friday we'd also share in the sacred partaking of a hot dog, sans bun, as is customary.

Lacey

01-14-2008, 03:02 PM

He would say ...........wrong floor

ethans_so_bad

01-14-2008, 03:03 PM

I happen to know she likes hers Chicago style.

My matron diety, Eris, would likely have nothing to say beyond, "So, uh, you all done ruffling feathers down there? Fancy a shag then?"

Afterwards we would likely discuss her job performance as a diety including things she might do to better with the poor saps still muddling about below.

If we met on a friday we'd also share in the sacred partaking of a hot dog, sans bun, as is customary.

PunkyBob

01-14-2008, 04:01 PM

"Ah, yes! About time! Our new Recreation Director!"

It's gotta be called "Heaven" for something...

Sensual Woman

01-16-2008, 08:47 AM

No room at the inn

bryan3636

01-19-2008, 09:50 PM

God: "It's a good thing I have a sense of humor!"

hoss

01-19-2008, 10:20 PM

God would say to me ... " i thank myself theres only one of u"

Sylar

01-19-2008, 10:24 PM

God would probably say to me:

Okay, my son... I get a lot of the things you did down there...but really, you gotta tell me about the broken bag of water in the grocery store...that's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard anyone say...

:)

flake68

01-19-2008, 10:28 PM

GOD: "You were a good person, dad, etc......but.........Did you not think I was looking when you were on those Porno sites...............Bye.................

Opens the trap door............

Flake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........

WandaRing

01-19-2008, 11:02 PM

Stealing from that pompous ass on "The Actor's Studio"...

If heaven exists what do you think god would say to you upon entering his
pearly gates???

To start off maybe:

"Hmmmm...sorry, you don't seem to be on the list"
sorry call your call can not be completed please check the number and dial again, and again and again....:( :lmao

Dr.Longfellow

01-19-2008, 11:07 PM

with all your strengths, faults, triumphs, and failures..... you've ALWAYS been My child...... and there's no way you can ever undo that fact.....

yaser

01-19-2008, 11:14 PM

What are you doing for yourself?

Dir

02-10-2008, 09:51 PM

I knew how hard was be a human being ...but also i knew what heart you had

OICurready4me

02-10-2008, 10:20 PM

I see you have met up with the angel I have sent you...

Dir

02-10-2008, 10:32 PM

I see you have met up with the angel I have sent you...hoo this is cute ...

sexytiger

02-10-2008, 11:35 PM

hoo this is cute ...

Hi D I see this is the place where all the other people are..no wander you made it to 10 billion:D

private beaches

02-11-2008, 08:01 AM

"And what you thought I would just forget about all that stuff. . . Nope sorry! SEE YAAH!!!!!":D

djphoto

02-11-2008, 08:46 AM

G-d: "I know you've been waiting a long time for this. Sit down, I'll explain everything."