Reincarnation

[Norfolkdave]

If you could come back to earth as an animal what would you like to be:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I thought Spare Change wanted to be a rhino....

[Annie]

If you could come back to earth as an animal what would you like to be:lmao

Well after the Scavenger Hunt thread I think quite a few of us want to be pigs!

[Norfolkdave]

Well after the Scavenger Hunt thread I think quite a few of us want to be pigs!

I know but hunt out something different:lmao Im thinking of a giraffe, an 18" tougne, mmm now what could that do! estascy:D

[Annie]

I know but hunt out something different:lmao Im thinking of a giraffe, an 18" tougne, mmm now what could that do! estascy:D

Oh God Dave! That's too funny! My son informed me on the way to school today that a giraffe not only has an 18" tounge... it's prehensile!!!

(How the hell does an 11 year old know this shit!)

[Norfolkdave]

Oh God Dave! That's too funny! My son informed me on the way to school today that a giraffe not only has an 18" tounge... it's prehensile!!!

(How the hell does an 11 year old know this shit!)

The penis of the hippopotamus and elephant can be several feet in length,:lmao so its a hippo for me

[spare_change]

The penis of the hippopotamus and elephant can be several feet in length,:lmao so its a hippo for me

Good lord !!! I have so much fun with what little I have, if I had 2 feet, I would kill myself !!!

[Polo38]

Sperm Whale.....there he blows

[Barkiss]

Gorilla...I like the idea of having a bunch of girl gorillas to pick from, and as soon as I'm done, they'll come and groom me.

Plus, I figure I already know the basics on how a gorilla does it. I don't think I'm flexible enough to fuck like a giraffe.

[Penny]

I wouldnt mind being a man to see what the other side lives like :gs

[Norfolkdave]

Good lord !!! I have so much fun with what little I have, if I had 2 feet, I would kill myself !!!


No thats an average size

[Norfolkdave]

I wouldnt mind being a man to see what the other side lives like :gs

Differnt I must say and may I ask why the difference;)

[Norfolkdave]

Gorilla...I like the idea of having a bunch of girl gorillas to pick from, and as soon as I'm done, they'll come and groom me.

Plus, I figure I already know the basics on how a gorilla does it. I don't think I'm flexible enough to fuck like a giraffe.

A hippo is better a two and a half feet dick:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Sperm Whale.....there he blows

One of natures biggest shooters:lmao

[Barkiss]

A hippo is better a two and a half feet dick:lmao

A hippo needs a dick that long to screw all the fat hippo chicks.

[Norfolkdave]

A hippo needs a dick that long to screw all the fat hippo chicks.

And who are you perfect!:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

The penis of the hippopotamus and elephant can be several feet in length,:lmao so its a hippo for me

if you had one that large, you would have even less blood in your brain , than you have now.

[Norfolkdave]

if you had one that large, you would have even less blood in your brain , than you have now.

I love it when you get like this mmmmm and your miss perfect too are we????:lmao

[Barkiss]

And who are you perfect!:lmao

By no means...I love fat hippos, but I'm not big enough to please them.

[MCat]

I would want to be a pussy cat....black with white feet

[Sandy]

I would love to be a tiger

[TheSaint69]

I would like to be a wild Stalion romeing the plains.

[Lena]

if you had one that large, you would have even less blood in your brain , than you have now.

LOL !!!!:rofl1:

[tree01]

A beaver- love to be in the beaver all day, all warm and fuzz, and what a tail!

[surfnchat]

I'd come back as a lawyer. :lmao

[Wet Beaver]

I'd come back as a lawyer. :lmao
you don't want to do that, you'll get sued, all of the time..

[surfnchat]

I could lose my shirt to a sexy lawyer... and my pants too. :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I would want to be a pussy cat....black with white feet

so ypu can purr allday then:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

By no means...I love fat hippos, but I'm not big enough to please them.

You would be if reincarnated:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

LOL !!!!:rofl1:

I wondered why my head hurts:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

if you had one that large, you would have even less blood in your brain , than you have now.

Not only is itaffecting my head my eyes too:whee:

[Lena]

I wondered why my head hurts:lmao

Now you know!!!

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

I'd like to come back as a Koala Bear...:D

I haven't seen a woman yet that didn't just want to pick one up and cuddle it.;)

I would love all the attention...

[Norfolkdave]

I'd like to come back as a Koala Bear...:D

I haven't seen a woman yet that didn't just want to pick one up and cuddle it.;)

I would love all the attention...

Ahhh yust want to get close to their boobs:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Now you know!!!

Know what!:lmao I dont know nothing, your the female..LOL:D

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Ahhh yust want to get close to their boobs:lmao

Damn right, Dave!:lf

[in_thelounge]

for me it has to be the seat of a womans bicycle;)

but if we are talking animals then i wouldnt mind a dolphin. social beings and the only other species that has sex for pleasure:hp:

[Norfolkdave]

Damn right, Dave!:lf

LOL honesty for you:lmao

[Lena]

Know what!:lmao I dont know nothing, your the female..LOL:D

You now know why your head was hurting!! Try and keep up!!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

You now know why your head was hurting!! Try and keep up!!!!!

blood has to run unrestricted throught my veins and to keep it up needs blood too:lmao

[Lena]

blood has to run unrestricted throught my veins and to keep it up needs blood too:lmao

Now which part of your body are you talking about??

[Norfolkdave]

Now which part of your body are you talking about??

My fingers of course:lmao

[Lena]

How much blood do you need there???

[Norfolkdave]

How much blood do you need there???

Enough for basic movement.......typing, eating, handling and scraching basic elements:lmao

[Lena]

Enough for basic movement.......typing, eating, handling and scraching basic elements:lmao

yes, suppose thats all you can manage, just the basic elements!!!

[Norfolkdave]

yes, suppose thats all you can manage, just the basic elements!!!

Heh Heh Heh dont tempt me TH is but only a day away:lmao

[Lena]

Not tempting anything!!!!! Not as far as i can tell!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Not tempting anything!!!!! Not as far as i can tell!!!

Your a tough nut to crack, now where did I put my nut crackers!!!!!!!:D

[Wet Beaver]

Your a tough nut to crack, now where did I put my nut crackers!!!!!!!:D

between you legs......well that where it should be

[Norfolkdave]

between you legs......well that where it should be

Yep the nuts are, they swing high and swing low:lmao

[Lena]

between you legs......well that where it should be

Thats exactly where i was going to say too!!!!

[Wet Beaver]

Thats exactly where i was going to say too!!!!

great minds think alike.....:kk :gs

[Lena]

Your a tough nut to crack, now where did I put my nut crackers!!!!!!!:D

So have you found it now????

[Norfolkdave]

Thats exactly where i was going to say too!!!!

You got nuts Too??????just ringing the Guisiness book of records Im sure they would be interested......LOL:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

So have you found it now????

No but I think your going to tell me:lmao

[Lena]

great minds think alike.....:kk :gs

yep very true!!!!!!:)

[Lena]

You got nuts Too??????just ringing the Guisiness book of records Im sure they would be interested......LOL:lmao

And you would be made to look a fool!!!

[Norfolkdave]

great minds think alike.....:kk :gs

hmmmmmm great minds remember this then:"To talk of immaterial existences is to talk of nothings:lmao empty minds you mean:D

[Wet Beaver]

And you would be made to look a fool!!!

thats is not very hard to do....

[Lena]

Lol !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

And you would be made to look a fool!!!

And so was Norman Wisdom but look where that got him a very rich man so being a fool pays off:lmao

[Lena]

And so was Norman Wisdom but look where that got him a very rich man so being a fool pays off:lmao

He wasn't made to look a fool!! He acted the fool and got paid for his talent!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

thats is not very hard to do....

is used to "Amuse, enrich,:lmao

[MCat]

why black

Cause I like the color black...

[Norfolkdave]

Cause I like the color black...

Original answer :wa:

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Okay, these are not animals but I sure would like to come back as any of them...


Penny's fingers...Marycat's Hank Jr. ... Cindy's swimsuit...Hottmama's lace thong...Jug's bra, top or ?...Annie Mull's favorite toy...Sunshine's bikini bottom...Hotmilf's new dildo...and last but not least, Wet Beaver's blue panties (or any other color for that matter).

Damn, I forgot Flirting Mom...Anything that she wears, plays with or gets close enough to touch her. ANYTHING!

[Penny]

lol

[Norfolkdave]

Okay, these are not animals but I sure would like to come back as any of them...


Penny's fingers...Marycat's Hank Jr. ... Cindy's swimsuit...Hottmama's lace thong...Jug's bra, top or ?...Annie Mull's favorite toy...Sunshine's bikini bottom...Hotmilf's new dildo...and last but not least, Wet Beaver's blue panties (or any other color for that matter).

Damn, I forgot Flirting Mom...Anything that she wears, plays with or gets close enough to touch her. ANYTHING!

You havent forgotten anything have you?:D

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

You havent forgotten anything have you?:D

I might of Dave...I haven't talked with all of the women on here so I don't really know how well they'll take my sense of humor.;)

[Norfolkdave]

I might of Dave...I haven't talked with all of the women on here so I don't really know how well they'll take my sense of humor.;)

You,ll get on well with them you know you will;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

You,ll get on well with them you know you will;)

I appreciate that thought Dave!
Thank you...but some woman just don't like big green men;)

[Norfolkdave]

I appreciate that thought Dave!
Thank you...but some woman just don't like big green men;)

A likely story hmmmmm if your green Im a multicoloured:lmao

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

A likely story hmmmmm if your green Im a multicoloured:lmao

I'll agree with you...I've always said that you were a colorful guy...
I mean that in a good way!

[Norfolkdave]

I'll agree with you...I've always said that you were a colorful guy...
I mean that in a good way!

Thankyou I only try to bring a little happiness and cheerfulness as best I can as there is a lot of sadness and horror in the world today:wa:

[Big O]

Wiggs, next you'll be saying that you want to come back as Dave's Ale mug!!! lol

[Norfolkdave]

Wiggs, next you'll be saying that you want to come back as Dave's Ale mug!!! lol

No man oh no please I love a drink :lmao

[Big O]

I look at that picture of you drinking that ale and I can see a green glass!

[Norfolkdave]

I look at that picture of you drinking that ale and I can see a green glass!

I know our ale can be coloured but not green its a reflection surely and for you I will put one down on here again tommorrow night:drink:

[Lena]

When Dave gets drunk he turns green, so i have been told!!!!!!

[Big O]

Lena, I'm sure he does.... lol
Dave I was referring that your glass looked like Wiggs avitar, not that the ale looked green. remember, Wiggs comming back as your ale glass???

[Norfolkdave]

When Dave gets drunk he turns green, so i have been told!!!!!!

I dont get drunk that often I can drink about 12 pints ale on a satuday night 6 a night x 5 nights and I might just sometimes feel unsteady:lmao

[Lena]

I dont get drunk that often I can drink about 12 pints ale on a satuday night 6 a night x 5 nights and I might just sometimes feel unsteady:lmao

And fall straight down flat on your face!!!!
I'm surprised you only turn green and not multi coloured with all that in you!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Lena, I'm sure he does.... lol
Dave I was referring that your glass looked like Wiggs avitar, not that the ale looked green. remember, Wiggs comming back as your ale glass???

Yes man yes mmm Im slipping and guys I havent had a drink at all tonight woops:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

And fall straight down flat on your face!!!!
I'm surprised you only turn green and not multi coloured with all that in you!!!!

pefferctly skill stil still hic hic :drink: :lmao

[Big O]

I just cracked open a clean, crisp budweiser!

[Norfolkdave]

I just cracked open a clean, crisp budweiser!

Enjoy my friend its too late for me its 11pm here and Im tired take care Big O:drink:

[Big O]

ok, Dave. Later, man

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Wiggs, next you'll be saying that you want to come back as Dave's Ale mug!!! lol

Only to be engulfed by that FINE Ale that he drinks...but, I don't want Dave's lips to touch me. (no offense Dave! If you were a woman I'd be okay with it...)

[MCat]

I haven't talked with all of the women on here so I don't really know how well they'll take my sense of humor.;)

Let er rip Mr. Wiggles...we will take you just fine ;)

[Norfolkdave]

ok, Dave. Later, man

Cheers

[tiger50]

I just cracked open a clean, crisp budweiser!

had one of those once mate it made me crook
good thing we banned the imports of the stuff here.... :lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

If you could come back to earth as an animal what would you like to be:lmao

it would have to be a dolphin

[Zpanther]

a panther...... of course.

[tiger50]

obviously a tiger

[surfnchat]

I'd like to come back as Bill Gates...:lmao

[Cotties]

I'll be a common monkey.. I see they can still play with themselves even with a crowd of people watching..looks like fun

[sweetgapeach]

If you could come back to earth as an animal what would you like to be:lmao



I think I would be a elephant , they are old souls I believe .

[spare_change]

A lion, perhaps -- master of all he surveys. Walking confidently through the jungle, knowing he could kick everybody's ass, if he wanted to.

[Norfolkdave]

I think I would be a elephant , they are old souls I believe .

the over 50s club ...LOL:lmao

[Sunfiresix]

A dog(lap dog) and belong to a beautiful woman.

[Zpanther]

A friend of mine checked some site that claims to tell you what you were in your previous life (lives). She said it showed I was a Portuguese woman teacher born in about 1150......... :rolleyes: Damn! (Too bad that's not stored in memory)

[Norfolkdave]

A friend of mine checked some site that claims to tell you what you were in your previous life (lives). She said it showed I was a Portuguese woman teacher born in about 1150......... :rolleyes: Damn! (Too bad that's not stored in memory)

Thers Hope for me yet then:lmao :lmao

[MCat]

A friend of mine checked some site that claims to tell you what you were in your previous life (lives). She said it showed I was a Portuguese woman teacher born in about 1150......... :rolleyes: Damn! (Too bad that's not stored in memory)

Hey people, I found a site that shows what ZP's friend mentioned. Pretty neat and I made a new thread titled " Past Life Analysis" in the Current Events and Real Life Forum. Should be fun. Easy to do.

[unctarheel_32]

I would love to come back as a wolf

[Wil]

a buck (deer)

[GaMan]

I want to be able to fly....and somewhat on top of the food chain...An Eagle for me!

[ldon]

I'de come back as an eagle. Wouldn't it be great to fly?

[GaMan]

No doubt....no noise but the wind....Perfect

[JCcanU]

White Tailed Buck out whit hunters get to lay around all summer and come fall get to bread any Doe that walks by.

[mile high]

The other day I watched a documentary about bears and decided they might just be the coolest thing on the planet. Grizzly’s are the main men, natually. They just hang about, rob picnic baskets, play recreational activites and exist. Polar bears are like arctic cammo bears; neat. And Panda’s are just stoned, lazy hobos in need of love.

I'd vaguely attempt to categorise bears as being a cross between dogs, monkeys, ninjas, anthrax and semi-detached houses. If reincarnation were true, I'd come back as a bear (jokes about Paddington, not withstanding).

[musicman1181]

A Siberian Tiger. The biggest natural cat, and they just lay around sleeping most of the day. They hunt better than lions and are faster...but lions mate for hours on end...decisions decisions.

[oldandnaked]

I do not believe in reincarnation, not now nor in any of my past lives.

[Phlirt]

A Siberian Tiger. The biggest natural cat, and they just lay around sleeping most of the day. They hunt better than lions and are faster...but lions mate for hours on end...decisions decisions.

that's my answer!!

[cmt21lem]

a lion, need to be at the high end of the food change lol

[p.a]

A BIRD. Something about flying around and taking a dump on people heads seems comical to me.:lmao :thankyou:

[scoobertina]

hmmm a house cat... someone to hold me, care for me, love me....


or a dolphin... swimming around the ocean.. going wherever I would want to go...

[boomer3]

Since I am a leo I would say a lion. Who screws with a lion?

[Amaretto]

Since I am a leo I would say a lion. Who screws with a lion?

Ummmm, a lioness?? :lmao

(fyi, I'm a leo too)

[boomer3]

Ummmm, a lioness?? :lmao

(fyi, I'm a leo too)

I said screws with not screws :lmao

[peaches]

an eagel...I love to watch them glide through the air, wing expanded full lenghth again the blue of the sky..what a thought..and sight

[inmy4x]

A dog so I could lick myself and no one would say anything,,,

[Annie]

I would want to come back as Vic's dog.... she gets to sleep next him every night.

[bryan3636]

A vibrating dildo...hmmm, wonder if they have feelings?