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Icarus
10-05-2008, 06:25 PM
Thank You for Smoking.
That is one of my favorite movies. I want to be a member of the MOD.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday... morning."
Juno. But in the interest of full disclosure, I had to google it. Here's an easy one, but on that I think deserves to be on M&F.
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!"
Soffie
10-05-2008, 09:21 PM
My all-time favorite- from Gone With the Wind
"Tomorrow is another day!" -Scarlett O'Hara
"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."
Tiglet
10-06-2008, 08:55 AM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (LOVE IT!)
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? "
Icarus
10-06-2008, 10:51 AM
"He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Dr Strange Love..had to work to get that one..thank god for google!
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!
Icarus
10-06-2008, 11:07 AM
Dr Strange Love..had to work to get that one..thank god for google![/quote/
Google and ye shall receive. Dr. Strangelove is one of my favorites.
[quote=b_rizz;1184967] You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!
Superbad? I'm trying to do this from memory.
Definitely Superbad.
"It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."
Tiglet
10-06-2008, 03:36 PM
Hey y'all.....don't want to take a stab at my quote?
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? "
jmsmith12345
10-06-2008, 03:40 PM
History of the World - Part 1
Bearnaise:
I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
jmsmith12345
10-06-2008, 03:45 PM
Natural Born Killers
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
- the Old Indian character
blondevixen1
10-06-2008, 03:49 PM
Hey y'all.....don't want to take a stab at my quote?
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? "
Trainspotting
"He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night."
Hey y'all.....don't want to take a stab at my quote?
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? "
Trainspotting is a great movie!
"Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!"
jmsmith12345
10-06-2008, 03:51 PM
Igby Goes Down
She's a dancer who doesn't dance and her friend is a painter who doesn't paint. It's kind of a Boho version of the Island of the Lost Toys.
- Igby
vicarious
10-06-2008, 03:53 PM
Trainspotting is a great movie!
"Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!"
Hehehe, "History of the World Pt. I"
"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."
timinalbany
10-06-2008, 03:58 PM
Definitely Superbad.
"It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."
Office Space. Great movie.
How about this creepy one:
"It places the lotion in the basket"
MrHyde
10-06-2008, 04:02 PM
Office Space. Great movie.
How about this creepy one:
"It places the lotion in the basket"
Silence of the Lambs!
MrHyde
10-06-2008, 04:02 PM
OK how about...."King King Aint Got Shit On Me!"
vicarious
10-06-2008, 04:08 PM
OK how about...."King King Aint Got Shit On Me!"
Training Day
Icarus
10-07-2008, 05:11 AM
"I'm trying to understand our world. I don't deal with petty materialists like you."
"I'm trying to understand our world. I don't deal with petty materialists like you."
Pi
Honey, is that Michael Bolton's version of "The Thong Song"?
Icarus
10-19-2008, 01:24 AM
Pi
Honey, is that Michael Bolton's version of "The Thong Song"?
Undercover Brother.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Princess Bride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
"What? No mustard?"
Meatballs
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"You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships."
Icarus
10-26-2008, 02:26 PM
"Gentlemen, practice these words in front of the mirror: Although we are constantly exploring the subject, currently there is no direct evidence that links cell phone usage to brain cancer." - Nick Naylor, Thank You For Smoking
manda1
10-26-2008, 08:59 PM
you her me talking to ya?~Coal Miners Daughter
"I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach"
Hint: No, it's not from "Mary Poppins"
Xanadu7
01-10-2009, 07:51 PM
You got me there Fargo. Gonna give us the answer? Or do I gotta google it?
Do you hear that Mr Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability
You got me there Fargo. Gonna give us the answer? Or do I gotta google it?
Do you hear that Mr Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability
Lol, it's from The Running Man, Xan.
Your's is from The Matrix (was just on a couple days ago on HBO)
Next quote:
People say crazy sh** during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
bryan3636
01-16-2009, 03:27 AM
"I'd never join any club that would have me as a member"...Annie Hall
OICurready4me
01-16-2009, 04:24 AM
"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. "
Xanadu7
02-01-2009, 05:21 PM
"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. "
Ummmm .... Stripes? Gotta be an army movie with a boot camp
"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with guns, and those who dig"
OU812
02-01-2009, 08:42 PM
I'm walking here!!!!!!
ksue7274
02-01-2009, 09:15 PM
Me love you long time ~ Full Metal Jacket
dcowboy09
02-01-2009, 09:33 PM
she wants some alabama black snaKe -- full metal jacket
OU812
02-01-2009, 09:42 PM
"This is my Weapon this is my Gun
This is for fighting this is for fun" full metal jacket
tadpole
02-01-2009, 10:16 PM
"Sorry I can't lie like you, oh queen of crap." (Housesitter)
Xanadu7
02-02-2009, 09:39 PM
Ummmmm ... aren't we supposed to quote the line, and the next person name the movie? I'll give you an easy one to get things going:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
dcowboy09
02-02-2009, 10:03 PM
"i've had better"
liar liar
SydneyCarton
02-03-2009, 12:01 AM
It's a matter of complete indifference...
The Quiet Man
tadpole
02-03-2009, 12:21 AM
Go Ahead....make my millenium!
Beetlejuice
"Jack... Tell me a story. "
"Fuck you!"
"Oh, that's one of my favorites."
48 Hours
tadpole
02-03-2009, 12:36 AM
"I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."
Steel Magnolias
Xanadu7
04-05-2009, 02:00 AM
Name the movie ...
"Stick it to the Man"
Curiousoneonly
04-05-2009, 10:13 PM
"I'll have what she's having!"
When Harry Met Sally
tadpole
04-05-2009, 11:21 PM
"Love like this comes but once in a lifetime...."
Charmed
04-06-2009, 01:42 AM
Buffy the Vampire Slayer????
D+?... Oh, my God... I passed! I passed! Oh, man!
Divot
04-06-2009, 01:30 PM
Say hello to my little friend
Scarface
PABrewpubGuy
04-08-2009, 03:48 PM
Um, yeah, there's a Pool and a Pond. The Pond would be good for you!
Um, yeah, there's a Pool and a Pond. The Pond would be good for you!
Caddyshack
"Are you a homophobe, Dave?"
"I'm not a homophobe. I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe."
KSRhino
02-28-2010, 06:35 PM
Anger Management
"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase"
tadpole
02-28-2010, 11:48 PM
"I don't know if I can do this."
"Do what?"
"Cram a lifetime into just three days."
Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep--Bridges of Madison County
"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!"------Better Off Dead
Mr_Happy
03-01-2010, 12:56 AM
"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
- Groundhog Day
Hollie Girl
03-01-2010, 12:59 AM
"I feel the the need...the need for speed"!!....TOP GUN
Hollie Girl
03-01-2010, 01:01 AM
"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"!...JAWS
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