Popular Movie quotes

[speed_raycer]

Okay... here's a new string that Mcat suggested might be fun! Quote a movie favorite movie line... famous or semi-famous, and see if someone can name the movie.

Here's a starter (and if you don't get this one, you should be banned from seeing movies for all eternity)

"Play it, Sam."

(And yes, that is the accurate quote.)

Think ya got it? Then name your quote and see what happens!

[MCat]

"Play it, Sam."

(And yes, that is the accurate quote.)

Casablanca


I have a new favorite thread....:knuddel:

[cherokeered]

Okay... here's a new string that Mcat suggested might be fun! Quote a movie favorite movie line... famous or semi-famous, and see if someone can name the movie.

Here's a starter (and if you don't get this one, you should be banned from seeing movies for all eternity)

"Play it, Sam."

(And yes, that is the accurate quote.)


Is that from Casablanca???

[speed_raycer]

I forgot to say... add your favorite quote.. but be sure your answer is right first!

[speed_raycer]

Yes! Another WINNAH!



Casablanca


I have a new favorite thread....:knuddel:

[MCat]

"I made you, and I'm God, that's all you need to know."

[speed_raycer]

Jawbreaker... Jeez I had to look that one up!


"Top of the world Ma! Top of the world!"

Name that movie...

"I made you, and I'm God, that's all you need to know."

[cherokeered]

White Heat?


Ok...what is this from......

"gotta see your ID sport"

[speed_raycer]

Another Winnah! Way to go Cher.. okay... now you go. oh... you did go.... I'm stumped... lemme think!




White Heat?




"gotta see your ID sport"

[cherokeered]

If anyone needs help...it's from 1985



_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[speed_raycer]

Star Wars?



If anyone needs help...it's from 1985

[cherokeered]

Star Wars?


nope....sorry try again....

[MCat]

White Heat?


Ok...what is this from......

"gotta see your ID sport"

Teen Wolf....

[cherokeered]

Teen Wolf....


correct...we have a winner

[MCat]

Teen Wolf....

"Follow the white rabbit"

[speed_raycer]

The Matrix

"I'll Be Back..."


"Follow the white rabbit"

[Amaretto]

"Let me take your hand."

"But that would leave me with one!"

[speed_raycer]

Hya Hun.. Wait... ya didn't answer the last one!

"Let me take your hand."

"But that would leave me with one!"

[speed_raycer]

I'm stumped. Er, well, let me explain.



"Let me take your hand."

"But that would leave me with one!"

[Amaretto]

Hya Hun.. Wait... ya didn't answer the last one!

Oh, oops, I'm screwing up your game already.

[Amaretto]

"I'll Be Back..."

The Terminator, I think.

Now can we play my turn??? ;)

"Let me take your hand."
"But that would leave me with one!"

[Amaretto]

And BTW speed, how am I supposed to have the presence of mind to follow the rules of your game, with your sexy avatar distracting me?? :whee:

[One Song Hero]

And BTW speed, how am I supposed to have the presence of mind to follow the rules of your game, with your sexy avatar distracting me?? :whee:
I'm gonna kick myself for this one, I know I've heard it, and I know I laughed out loud when I did (my type of humor)... oh well, no answer, no new quote...

[c50t]

"Let me take your hand."

"But that would leave me with one!"

Arthur

Next:
"No more rhyming. I mean it."

Bonus - give the next line in the movie

[cherokeered]

The Matrix

"I'll Be Back..."


The Terminator??

[cherokeered]

Arthur

Next:
"No more rhyming. I mean it."

Bonus - give the next line in the movie


the Princess Bride??


As you wish??


It's only an island if you look at it from the water

[c50t]

the Princess Bride??


As you wish??


It's only an island if you look at it from the water

You got the movie - but not the bonus - Hmmm, thinking about your quote -

[Corvid]

Bonus: “Anybody want a peanut?”

Island: Jaws

New one (my favorite):

"We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity." (Said with a German accent)

[One Song Hero]

"We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity." (Said with a German accent)

Ah, Corvid, that was Notorious, correct?

This one is more of a passage than a quote:

"What kind of a policeman were you?
You've done nothing but beef and complain.
Always negative. Always destructive.
Well, now's your chance to do
something positive for a change.
Are you quitting, Mr. Rogo?"

[surfnchat]

Ah, Corvid, that was Notorious, correct?

This one is more of a passage than a quote:

"What kind of a policeman were you?
You've done nothing but beef and complain.
Always negative. Always destructive.
Well, now's your chance to do
something positive for a change.
Are you quitting, Mr. Rogo?"



The above is from the original Posidon Adventure. Great movie...

Here's one of my favorite lines:
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" :lmao

[One Song Hero]

Here's one of my favorite lines:
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" :lmao
OMG, my favorite movie, Monty Python And The Holy Grail !!!

Next quote:

"Damn you! Goddamn you! Nobody D.O.R.'s after eleven weeks! Nobody!"

[Sweetdreams069]

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? .............

Oh, it looks good on you though.

[homealone]

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? .............

Oh, it looks good on you though.

Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) to Judge Smails (Ted Knight) in Caddyshack

[One Song Hero]

Okay, let's keep this going...

Next quote:

"Damn you! Goddamn you! Nobody D.O.R.'s after eleven weeks! Nobody!"

[Annie]

Here's one I can't get out of my head... "Spider Pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pigs does...."

[Guymisseswife]

Simpsons, Saw the commercial.

[Phlirt]

Are you supposed to guess what movie these are from? One_Song, I have no clue, Annie I saw Simpsons over the weekend, was hilarious.

[springs]

Okay, let's keep this going...

Next quote:

"Damn you! Goddamn you! Nobody D.O.R.'s after eleven weeks! Nobody!"

Officer and a Gentleman.


Next Quote:
"How fast can you run?"

"Fast as a leopard"

"How fast can you run!?!"

"Fast as a leopard!"

"Then let’s see you do it boy"

[Annie]

Are you supposed to guess what movie these are from? One_Song, I have no clue, Annie I saw Simpsons over the weekend, was hilarious.My husband and son saw it too... they walked in the door after and they couldn't stop laughing about it. I guess I missed out...

[c50t]

Officer and a Gentleman.


Next Quote:
"How fast can you run?"

"Fast as a leopard"

"How fast can you run!?!"

"Fast as a leopard!"

"Then let’s see you do it boy"

Gallipoli


NEXT: an easy one today -
"Put the candle back!"

[MCat]

Young Frankenstein

new quote:

"GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!"

[Annie]

new quote:

"GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!"

Mel Gibson in Ransom

new quote:

"Nice knockers"

[Andytyme]

Man I love things like this..
I dont know the answer to the most recent one but here is one:

This is where we live. This is where they die!

[Micwar]

Mel Gibson in Ransom

new quote:

"Nice knockers"

Young Frankenstien


"Your going to need a bigger boat"

[Andytyme]

Young Frankenstien


"Your going to need a bigger boat"

Jaws

Quote:

Get busy livin or get busy Dyin

[Micwar]

Jaws

Quote:

Get busy livin or get busy Dyin

Shawshank Redemption


"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

[Andytyme]

Shawshank Redemption


"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Apocolypse Now.

"Good morning, and incase I dont see you, Good afternoon, Good evening and Good night."

[bryan3636]

Apocolypse Now.

"Good morning, and incase I dont see you, Good afternoon, Good evening and Good night."

The Truman Show


"I'd never belong to a club that would have me for a member"

[Andytyme]

The Truman Show


"I'd never belong to a club that would have me for a member"

Annie Hall?

This will not be over soon. You will not enjoy this. I am not your king.

[Micwar]

Annie Hall?

This will not be over soon. You will not enjoy this. I am not your king.

300


I am leaving soon, and you will forgive me if I speak bluntly.

[Andytyme]

300


I am leaving soon, and you will forgive me if I speak bluntly.

The day the earth stood still.

Hey Vasquez, has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?

[Zifnab]

The day the earth stood still.

Hey Vasquez, has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?
Aliens wasn't it?

It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked.

[Cotties]

Off. Doug Zifnaf Penhall (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0217938/): Hey! You've got five seconds to get your clothes on and get out of there before I light your friggin' underwear on fire. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Aliens wasn't it?

It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000136/): Hey Ronnie. The safety's on the left, man. You ought to take it off if you want to threaten somebody.

21 jump streeeet!

[Zifnab]

Off. Doug Zifnaf Penhall (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0217938/): Hey! You've got five seconds to get your clothes on and get out of there before I light your friggin' underwear on fire. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000136/): Hey Ronnie. The safety's on the left, man. You ought to take it off if you want to threaten somebody.

21 jump streeeet!I think you qualify for the "one too many hits to the head" award!

[Cotties]

Laverne and Shirley

Shirley Feeney: Laverne...
Laverne De Fazio: Hmm?
Shirley Feeney: I just thought of something awful.
Laverne De Fazio: What?
Shirley Feeney: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her?
Laverne De Fazio: A lot more than most mothers!

[Fargo...really]

"New guy's in the corner puking his guts out."

[private beaches]

"It's the stuff that dreams are made of." Maltese Falcon

[Hotshotfireguy]

"New guy's in the corner puking his guts out."

Tommy Boy



"Excuse me while I whip this out"

[Djs1967]

Hmmmm

[Djs1967]

I would

[Djs1967]

have

[Djs1967]

to

[Djs1967]

say

[Djs1967]

"Only 2 things come from Texas

[Djs1967]

Steers and Queers

[Djs1967]

and I don't

[Djs1967]

see any horns!!"

[ksue7274]

Officer and A Gentleman

[Fargo...really]

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

[sexytiger]

And the answer is....No Country for Old Men

Try this one

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

[Torin]

And the answer is....No Country for Old Men

Try this one

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

Gone with the Wind!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually knew this one (I think.... lol)

[sexytiger]

Gone with the Wind!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually knew this one (I think.... lol)

Good job

[Torin]

Good job

Thanks... you have no idea what an accomplishment this is for me... I don't watch a lot of movies, lol.

[Huzyerdaddi]

Ummm....that's an understatement.



Thanks I don't watch a lot of movies, lol.

[Torin]

Ummm....that's an understatement.

True... I learned from the best. ;)

[sexytiger]

Thanks... you have no idea what an accomplishment this is for me... I don't watch a lot of movies, lol.

So what do you when your cuddling with your guy....

A good scary movie to a chick flick is always relaxing..

[Huzyerdaddi]

Hey! Stop shooting! White Flag here!



True... I learned from the best. ;)

[Torin]

So what do you when your cuddling with your guy....

A good scary movie to a chick flick is always relaxing..

I'd rather read a book... or play a game... I'm not much of a cuddler.

[Torin]

Hey! Stop shooting! White Flag here!

White flag?? I'd never shoot you........ :kk

[Huzyerdaddi]

“I would never shoot you” she says as I lay here mortally wounded



White flag?? I'd never shoot you........ :kk

[Torin]

“I would never shoot you” she says as I lay here mortally wounded

I don't think I have seen that movie...

[Huzyerdaddi]

Clever, how's that working for ya?



I don't think I have seen that movie...

[Torin]

Clever, how's that working for ya?

not too well, apparently.

[Huzyerdaddi]

It's a movie quote: "Clever, How's that working for you"

Hint: It's on your netflix list.


not too well, apparently.

[househub]

we don't need no stinkin badges

[sexytiger]

I cheated and looked it up...There are a lot of movies and shows that use that line. The oringinal is a Humprey Bogart movie...The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_badges

[househub]

what we have here.....is failure....to communicate

[Kiwishyguy]

Ok...try these......
"We're Gonna Need A bigger boat"
" And stop calling me Shirley."
(And a good kiwi remake try this one...) "Oh no, it wasn't the aeroplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."
If you guess all of the correct I'll give ya a free voucher to KFC...as long as you come collect it...lol

[Fargo...really]

what we have here.....is failure....to communicate

"Cool Hand Luke"

Another of my favorite quotes from that movie:

Carr: "Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box.

These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box.

There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box.

First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box.

There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box.

You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box.

No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box.

Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box.

Any man loud talking spends a night in the box.

You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in..."
Luke: "...the box."

I wish I was spending tonight "in the box", but no such luck!

[Fargo...really]

Ok...try these......
"We're Gonna Need A bigger boat"
" And stop calling me Shirley."
(And a good kiwi remake try this one...) "Oh no, it wasn't the aeroplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."
If you guess all of the correct I'll give ya a free voucher to KFC...as long as you come collect it...lol

Jaws

Airplane

King Kong

[Fargo...really]

"what you just said was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.

At no point during your rambling incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in here is now dumber for having listened to it."

[sexytiger]

"what you just said was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.

At no point during your rambling incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in here is now dumber for having listened to it."


I know I watch that hallarious movie a couple times..

Billy Madison

[sexytiger]

Ok all try this one...

"The chain in those handcuffs is high tense metal steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now If you're lucky... you could hack through your ankle in 5 minutes."

[jimmy-love-fl]

"Just when I think you can't do anything dumber" "You go and do something like this" Long drawn out pause "and totally redeem yourself"

I could pick five different lines from this movie that are hilarious.

[sexytiger]

"Just when I think you can't do anything dumber" "You go and do something like this" Long drawn out pause "and totally redeem yourself"

I could pick five different lines from this movie that are hilarious.


Dumb & Dumber

[Fargo...really]

Ok all try this one...

"The chain in those handcuffs is high tense metal steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now If you're lucky... you could hack through your ankle in 5 minutes."

Saw?

[c50t]

Ok all try this one...

"The chain in those handcuffs is high tense metal steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now If you're lucky... you could hack through your ankle in 5 minutes."

mad Max

[sexytiger]

Saw?



Try again....

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

"Just when I think you can't do anything dumber" "You go and do something like this" Long drawn out pause "and totally redeem yourself"

I could pick five different lines from this movie that are hilarious.


Dumb and Dumber...:lmao:lmao

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

[sexytiger]

mad Max

Yes that is it....next movie please

[jimmy-love-fl]

Dumb and Dumber...:lmao:lmao

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

I don't know what movie that is, but it's hilarious!:lmao

[Fargo...really]

Dumb and Dumber...:lmao:lmao

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

Just watched it this week: Superbad (loved McLovin!)

Next quote: "I could dance with you till the cows come home... On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

[Fargo...really]

"I could dance with you till the cows come home... On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

That was from the Marx Brothers' "Duck Soup".

Easier one:
"Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?"
"Doesn't that mean you're drunk?"
"No. It means I was drunk yesterday."

[OutofTownMan]

"If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me!"

[Sneaky]

"If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me!"

Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls

[Sneaky]

“All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi”

[rizz]

Dumb and Dumber...:lmao:lmao

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!
lol..super bad...good one McLuvin

how about this quote...."thats not a tool....thats a brick!"

[Hotshotfireguy]

lol..super bad...good one McLuvin

how about this quote...."thats not a tool....thats a brick!"

Gone in 60 seconds


Allright........we'll call it a draw!!!!

[Fargo...really]

"I need unguent" (hint: is my signature line)

[bri_guy_mich]

That's Fargo I believe....

"The Lord tells me he can get *me* out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're fucked. "

[marriedwomanchaser]

Make My Day

[Fargo...really]

That's Fargo I believe....

"The Lord tells me he can get *me* out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're fucked. "

Correct and your quote is from Braveheart.

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"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship.

I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

[Fargo...really]

"Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?"

[manofiron]

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!!"

[Fargo...really]

"Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?"

This was from "Wedding Crashers"

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!!"

This was from "Spaceballs"

Movie quote:
"You want sympathy? You'll find it between "shit" and "syphilis" in the dictionary."

[marriedwomanchaser]

Okay... here's a new string that Mcat suggested might be fun! Quote a movie favorite movie line... famous or semi-famous, and see if someone can name the movie.

Here's a starter (and if you don't get this one, you should be banned from seeing movies for all eternity)

"Play it, Sam."

(And yes, that is the accurate quote.)

Think ya got it? Then name your quote and see what happens!

Right Turn Clyde

[CuriousOne]

Right Turn Clyde
Every which way but loose

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get ...

[kma03]

Every which way but loose

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get ...


Forrest Gump.

"Give them nothing, take from them everything."
(It's not a quote from a divorce lawyer either!)

[Sneaky]

"I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on."

[Thumpintwin]

"If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flamethrower to this place."

[Thumpintwin]

"I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on."



Bridget Jones....

[Sailor69]

"If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flamethrower to this place."
Scent of a woman

Great movie

"I'm the dude. So that's what you call me, or his dudeness, duder, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing"

[Tiglet]

Scent of a woman

Great movie

"I'm the dude. So that's what you call me, or his dudeness, duder, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing"

The Big Lumbowski (sp?)


"You keep thinking Butch, that's what you're good at."

[Tiglet]

"Hey, I'm walking here!"

[Shafe]

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!!"

I know someone already said Spaceballs, this movie just cracks me up :-)


"Look Joe, it just happened."

"Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. 'Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week.'"

[Thumpintwin]

"Vegetables are sensuous. People are sensual."

[cyclops]

Ah Yes Animal House (in my top 10)

Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

[Thumpintwin]

"We shall fight in the shade"...heheheh great movie

and since we're on the topic of losing one of a pair...

"It’s just one of your balls, Smitty."

[Fargo...really]

"We shall fight in the shade"...heheheh great movie

and since we're on the topic of losing one of a pair...

"It’s just one of your balls, Smitty."

That's from "The Big Red One"

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Next Quote: "I'm going to paraphrase Thoreau here... rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth."

[Kansas]

Since I am a comedian, I use movie quotes in a LOT of my act. So there are too many to say right now.

[Thumpintwin]

"Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
"

[eddie in NJ]

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

[Sneaky]

"There's something you should know about me, Max. I'm very, very choosy... I'm also very, very suspicious; very, very irrational, and I have a very, very short temper. I'm also extremely jealous and slow to forgive. Just so you know. "

[Thumpintwin]

Mongo just pawn in game of life.


Candygram for Mongo.....

[flake68]

Candygram for Mongo.....


Blazing Saddles


Franks and Beans..........

[sweet]

Blazing Saddles


Franks and Beans..........

That was from "There's Something About Mary".


Next quote: "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay."

[Fargo...really]

That was from "There's Something About Mary".


Next quote: "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay."

Stay classy, Sweet, that was from "Anchorman"

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Next Quote:
"You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars. "

[scoobertina]

.....

[scoobertina]

lol.. whoops.. wrong thread..

[scoobertina]

Stay classy, Sweet, that was from "Anchorman"

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Next Quote:
"You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars. "


That is from a movie I can't seem to find anywhere.... August Rush



Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Burke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001663/): Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

[Thumpintwin]

That is from a movie I can't seem to find anywhere.... August Rush



Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Burke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001663/): Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?


They shoulda nuked the site from orbit......but it would've cut into the sequels...lol- Aliens. Actually took a date to see it...she was crawling into my chair for the whole movie...ahhhh good times....heheheh.



"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."

[Jules1]

Patton

Here is mine...hopefully the names don't give it away:

Him: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Her: I don't understand.
Him: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.

[Thumpintwin]

Rebel Without A Cause....

Continuing the theme:

Girl: What're you rebelling against, Johnny?

Guy: Whadda'ya got?

[Jules1]

Rebel Without A Cause....

Continuing the theme:

Girl: What're you rebelling against, Johnny?

Guy: Whadda'ya got?

If Pee Wee Herman was a rebel, then ya, I guess you could call it that....My quote was from Pee Wee's Big Adventure!

[Thumpintwin]

If Pee Wee Herman was a rebel, then ya, I guess you could call it that....My quote was from Pee Wee's Big Adventure!


LMAO!!!!! I had James Dean in my sights on that one....

[sargethree]

"What were you doing down there soldier?"

"Trying to get some sleep, sir."

"Well, get back down there son. You're the only son-of-a-bitch in this headquarters that knows what he's trying to do."

[DK44]

Patton

Here is mine...hopefully the names don't give it away:

Him: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Her: I don't understand.
Him: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.


HAHAHA.. nice one.. :)

[DK44]

lol.. whoops.. wrong thread..

Nice one..

[oenoloire]

Him: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Her: I don't understand.
Him: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure!

Here is mine:

"A waste of talent is the saddest thing in the world."

[Thumpintwin]

"What were you doing down there soldier?"

"Trying to get some sleep, sir."

"Well, get back down there son. You're the only son-of-a-bitch in this headquarters that knows what he's trying to do."


PATTON again.....loved that movie.


Had to change the names here, lol:

Lead Character: What is he doing?

Comic back up: I don't know sir, it looks like some kind of barbaric sport.

[manofiron]

"From this day on, all the toilets in the land shall be know as Jonhs!"

[Jules1]

The Adventures of Robin Hood!!!


"He'll enjoy Oklahoma's wide open spaces....he loves to run and run"

[Trayclee]

If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!

[hank69]

....Go AHEAD MAKE ME GAY...(oh that's make My Day)

[learman3]

If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!

Thats was from Lake Placid. I have to admit I cheated and looked it up.

How about this one. It is really an obscure quote.

"Put that in your book."

[Tiglet]

Thats was from Lake Placid. I have to admit I cheated and looked it up.

How about this one. It is really an obscure quote.

"Put that in your book."
Dances With Wolves. Right?

Next....

"Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade. "

[Fargo...really]

Dances With Wolves. Right?

Next....

"Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade. "


Loved Juno, Tig! Loved Rollo's lines, such as: "That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet. "

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Next:
"I admit it. I'd made some mistakes. Okay, some big mistakes. Loads of them. But you can't hide in your room forever feeling sorry for yourself. It's not practical. At some point, you've got to get back out there, face up to things, and confront your demons."

[Tiglet]

Loved Juno, Tig! Loved Rollo's lines, such as: "That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet. "

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Next:
"I admit it. I'd made some mistakes. Okay, some big mistakes. Loads of them. But you can't hide in your room forever feeling sorry for yourself. It's not practical. At some point, you've got to get back out there, face up to things, and confront your demons."
I admit it, I don't know, I'll leave yours for someone else but here's one for you:

Him:...and you're right about me. I am fascinating.

Him: I'm sure you are.

Him: But let's get back to the sex thing... anything you want to know, just ask me. Go ahead.

[FeIsTy FaV]

OH i'm gonna love this thread!

Crash Davis (Bull Durham)

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[Fargo...really]

I admit it, I don't know, I'll leave yours for someone else but here's one for you:

Him:...and you're right about me. I am fascinating.

Him: I'm sure you are.

Him: But let's get back to the sex thing... anything you want to know, just ask me. Go ahead.

Norman turn you on, Tig? ;)

[FeIsTy FaV]

Full Metal Jacket

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? .... Me so horny. Me love you long time

[Tiglet]

Norman turn you on, Tig? ;)
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Well yeah, kinda, if I were just a little older.

[FeIsTy FaV]

Tin Cup

[to Molly] "Fuck." "Shit." These are technical golf terms. You're using them on your first lesson. This is promising.

[Fargo...really]

Tin Cup

[to Molly] "Fuck." "Shit." These are technical golf terms. You're using them on your first lesson. This is promising.

Great quotes, My.
One way to make it even more fun is if you leave the quote and we guess where it's from.

[FeIsTy FaV]

C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.

[FeIsTy FaV]

May I get all 150 posts here :)

Man, you've got some fucked up friends! Limber, though!

[Fargo...really]

C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.

Very good movie: Se7en

Here's another great quote from it:
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! "

[Fargo...really]

May I get all 150 posts here :)

Man, you've got some fucked up friends! Limber, though!

Another very good movie. My 20 year old son had never seen Fight Club before, so we just watched this together a week or two ago.

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New quote:
"I have 96 daughters and 1 son."
"Whoa! Busy guy."

[Tiglet]

Another very good movie. My 20 year old son had never seen Fight Club before, so we just watched this together a week or two ago.

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New quote:
"I have 96 daughters and 1 son."
"Whoa! Busy guy."
Horton Hears A Who. I think.


"Don't rewrite what I write!"

[dcowboy09]

Pulp fiction



Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What country are you from?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

[Fargo...really]

"There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness."

[Sneaky]

Pulp fiction



Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What country are you from?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

LOL! I love that one.

[Sneaky]

Another very good movie. My 20 year old son had never seen Fight Club before, so we just watched this together a week or two ago.

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New quote:
"I have 96 daughters and 1 son."
"Whoa! Busy guy."

That movie has SO MANY good quotes. I just watched that again last week. Another one:

"Whoa. I haven't been F*ck*d like that since grade school".

[MrHyde]

"King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me!"

[FeIsTy FaV]

Training Day...... Denzel is great in this movie.

[FeIsTy FaV]

"It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another."

[DK44]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

[Fargo...really]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

Gotta love Airplane!

[DK44]

they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom

[DK44]

"It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another."

Shawshank???

[Tiglet]

Him: [grumpily] I don't deserve to be so happy.
[starts laughing uncontrollably again]

Him: I can't help it!

Him: I must... I must stand on my head!

Oldie but one of my fav movies.

[Domus]

"hmmmf mmmmm gmmmfffm" - Deep Throat

[stellabelle]

"I'll be your huckleberry." Val Kilmer, Tombstone

[Constance]

You had me at hello.

Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire

[Tiglet]

Him: [grumpily] I don't deserve to be so happy.
[starts laughing uncontrollably again]

Him: I can't help it!

Him: I must... I must stand on my head!

Oldie but one of my fav movies.
Can anyone guess which movie this quote is from?

Makes it more fun when you don't give the answer. :)

[Fargo...really]

Can anyone guess which movie this quote is from?

Makes it more fun when you don't give the answer. :)

God bless us everyone, Tiny Tig!

[Tiglet]

God bless us everyone, Tiny Tig!
Love the way you answer the questions Fargo!

[Tiglet]

HER: Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!

HIM: Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.

HER: You don't mean that.

HIM: I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

Another oldie but goodie.

[jmsmith12345]

Singing in the Rain
--------------------------

"I think if Gandhi had to spend a prolonged amount of time with you, he'd end up beating the shit out of you, too."

no one taking a guess on this quote?

[Fargo...really]

HER: Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!

HIM: Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.

HER: You don't mean that.

HIM: I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

Another oldie but goodie.

You're just Tiggin in the rain now!

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Another kiss quote from one of my favorite movies:
"Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time."

[learman3]

Dances With Wolves. Right?




You made that look to easy.

How did you know that?

[Tiglet]

You made that look to easy.

How did you know that?
LOL Learman, sometimes they just come to you.

[WhiteKnight]

"You were only suposed to blow the bloddy doors off"

[Thumpintwin]

"Would you knock it off with them negative waves?"

[Fargo...really]

"You were only suposed to blow the bloddy doors off"

The Italian Job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo

[Fargo...really]

"Would you knock it off with them negative waves?"

In a war movie mood, eh?

Kelly's Heroes

[Tiglet]

"Would you knock it off with them negative waves?"
Donald Sutherland was brilliant in this.

[Fargo...really]

"Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is."

[Tiglet]

"I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant. "

[Fargo...really]

"I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant. "

Selma was SOOOO hot in that movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksICC85qyRc

[Tiglet]

"Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is."
One of the Vietnam movies, hold on I'll think of it.....I'm going with Platoon, yup, that's it.

[Tiglet]

Selma was SOOOO hot in that movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksICC85qyRc
Well I guess :sc, to each his own. lol

[DK44]

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew"

[DK44]

"She's gone from suck to blow"

[Fargo...really]

"She's gone from suck to blow"

May the Schwartz be with you DK!

[Fargo...really]

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew"

Don't come at me like a spider monkey, DK, for saying Talladega Nights or I will go ape-shit on your @$$!

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She: "I can understand how you feel."
He: "You understand how I feel. How long was it we had, Honey? "
She: "I didn't count the days."
He: "Well, I did. Every one of 'em. Mostly I remember the last one. The wild finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain with a comical look in his face because his insides have been kicked out."

[Fargo...really]

"He's a fabulous disaster. He's a symbol, a metaphor, he embodies the dementia of a nihilistic generation. He's a fuckin' star."

[Sneaky]

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She: "I can understand how you feel."
He: "You understand how I feel. How long was it we had, Honey? "
She: "I didn't count the days."
He: "Well, I did. Every one of 'em. Mostly I remember the last one. The wild finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain with a comical look in his face because his insides have been kicked out."

Oh!!! A CHICK FLICK!! About freaking time!!

CASBLANCA
*Sigh* I love that line. Love Bogey.

Ok, here you go:
"The illusion of effortlessness requires a great effort indeed"

[Sneaky]

"He's a fabulous disaster. He's a symbol, a metaphor, he embodies the dementia of a nihilistic generation. He's a fuckin' star."

NOT a chick flick at all, and yet an awesome disturbing film: Sid and Nancy.

[Shiane]

Hell, I've always been old Ben. Ya' know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've layed under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, well cuz I drank and I smoked. I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way thorough a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned.

[DK44]

"Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament"

[DK44]

"They took the bar, the whole fucking bar"

[catmom]

HER: Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!

HIM: Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.

HER: You don't mean that.

HIM: I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

Another oldie but goodie.


"People! I ain't people!"

[mr1980]

"Green light, Go. Red light, Stop. Yellow light, Go Faster!"

[DK44]

" 1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I've always wanted and now I have it. I RULE!!! "

[Fargo...really]

" 1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I've always wanted and now I have it. I RULE!!! "

American Beauty is like a car wreck in that it is so hard to look away from no matter how much it makes you cringe.

Question: Was it a happy story for Lester or not?

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New Quote:

"There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft... When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness. "

[Thumpintwin]

"They took the bar, the whole fucking bar"


man...seven years of college down the drain!!

[Actually]

Mr Mom:

Caroline: Jack is rewiring the house.
Ron Richardson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0611898/): Yeah? Are you gonna make it all 220?
Jack Butler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000474/): Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.

[DK44]

"Looking good Billy Ray, Feeling good Lewis"

[Fargo...really]

"Looking good Billy Ray, Feeling good Lewis"

Trading Places

=================

"I've been around this block twice now. Looking for something. A clue. I've been looking for clues and something led me back here. Yeah. So here I am. It could have been me, the one who was at Ringo's place when the shit went down. Hey. I know how it is. I've been there. We've all done bad things. We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. I'm going to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. I don't know. But I'm going to have to settle this. First we're going to check the hole and see what we can find. We're going to get nice and wet, and you're going to spread your legs. Oh, that's good. So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. That's right. I'm Brock Landers. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the fuck is Ringo?"

[amazing_teacher]

Get busy living or get busy dying.

[Fargo...really]

Get busy living or get busy dying.

Shawshank Redemption

==========

Still have this quote outstanding:
"I've been around this block twice now. Looking for something. A clue. I've been looking for clues and something led me back here. Yeah. So here I am. It could have been me, the one who was at Ringo's place when the shit went down. Hey. I know how it is. I've been there. We've all done bad things. We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. I'm going to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. I don't know. But I'm going to have to settle this. First we're going to check the hole and see what we can find. We're going to get nice and wet, and you're going to spread your legs. Oh, that's good. So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. That's right. I'm Brock Landers. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the fuck is Ringo?"

[Tiglet]

Shawshank Redemption

==========

Still have this quote outstanding:
"I've been around this block twice now. Looking for something. A clue. I've been looking for clues and something led me back here. Yeah. So here I am. It could have been me, the one who was at Ringo's place when the shit went down. Hey. I know how it is. I've been there. We've all done bad things. We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart. I'm going to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean. I don't know. But I'm going to have to settle this. First we're going to check the hole and see what we can find. We're going to get nice and wet, and you're going to spread your legs. Oh, that's good. So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. That's right. I'm Brock Landers. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the fuck is Ringo?"
Boogie Nights

How 'bout this one....

"So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Roman Catholic church."

[Fargo...really]

No idea on the quote above.

Here's one from a movie I have to watch at least once every couple years:
"If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

[mer]

No idea on the quote above.

Here's one from a movie I have to watch at least once every couple years:
"If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."


f***ing wayne's world woo hooo!! :lmao

how about:

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

[Wil]

Aurora Greenway (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000511/): I just didn't want you to think I was like one of your other girls.
Garrett Breedlove (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): Not much danger in that unless you curtsy on my face real soon.

[mer]

Aurora Greenway (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000511/): I just didn't want you to think I was like one of your other girls.
Garrett Breedlove (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): Not much danger in that unless you curtsy on my face real soon.


terms of endearment....but...pretty sure you didn't guess mine....:nu

[Wil]

terms of endearment....but...pretty sure you didn't guess mine....:nu


sorry Mer...Knocked Up...:D...cute

[mer]

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

[Luna]

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

LOL.. these are some funny quotes.... What is that one from?

[mer]

LOL.. these are some funny quotes.... What is that one from?


shhhh~i'm not suppose to answer it..someone is suppose to guess.....(anchorman)

[Luna]

(whisper....)

lol. okay I will wait.. hee hee

[Icarus]

Say hello to my little friend.

[Icarus]

I ain't got time to bleed.

[Icarus]

Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.

[mer]

Say hello to my little friend.

thats an easy one..and one of my favorites..scarface!!!

I ain't got time to bleed.

predator...not one of my favorites..blah!!

[mer]

There are only 3 kinds of sons in Kansas, sunflowers, sunshine and sons of bitches.


and aww the outlaw..i use to watch this with my dad when i was little!! hated it at the time but looking back it was so cute!!!

[mer]

What you know you can't explain but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

[rizz]

What you know you can't explain but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
Matrix

"I don't think the heavy stuff gonna come down for quite awhile yet."

[mer]

Matrix

"I don't think the heavy stuff gonna come down for quite awhile yet."

caddyshack..(before me time)


"That is the worst damn head I ever got, next time don't be so fuckin eager"

[rizz]

caddyshack..(before me time)


"That is the worst damn head I ever got, next time don't be so fuckin eager"
natural born killers

"Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping god across the face.” “She had back-problems, man.”

[mer]

natural born killers

"Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping god across the face.” “She had back-problems, man.”

superbad!! lmvo!!! :rofl1:

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend."

[Fargo...really]

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend."


Zoolander

"Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker."

[mer]

Zoolander

"Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker."


dodgeball!!! lmvo

"Try an association. Like uh... let's say the average person uses 10% of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin."

[rizz]

dodgeball!!! lmvo

"Try an association. Like uh... let's say the average person uses 10% of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin."

Tommy Boy!!

I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

[mer]

Tommy Boy!!

I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.


talladega night..and thats my favorite scene too!!!

I want to dance, I want to win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

[rizz]

talladega night..and thats my favorite scene too!!!

I want to dance, I want to win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

Pulp Fiction

"Is that period on your leg?"

[Icarus]

and aww the outlaw..i use to watch this with my dad when i was little!! hated it at the time but looking back it was so cute!!!

Bravo!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[Icarus]

"We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us."

"After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he, too, could shoot college students."

[Fargo...really]

"We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us."

"After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he, too, could shoot college students."

Thank You for Smoking.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday... morning."