Do you enjoy phone sex?

[scoobertina]

I do... I do.. I do..... anyone?

[yaser]

I do... I do.. I do..... anyone?
Am I qualified for that hun? :knuddel:

[One Song Hero]

never done it, can't say if I'd enjoy it

[UltimateNaneki]

never done it, can't say if I'd enjoy it

It's not everything that it's cut out to be...I love posting here, it feels less pushy!

[One Song Hero]

It's not everything that it's cut out to be...I love posting here, it feels less pushy!
yes, I like the option of backspacing and editing... would miss that... thanks for the comment, Ulti! :kk

[shezzy72]

better hurry...if I keep posting I won't be a stranger!

Sherry

[Vicious305]

I do... I do.. I do..... anyone?

Me.. me.. me..

[bryan3636]

Did you say stranger or strange???....lol




I would love to have phone sex...with a stranger, I'm so naughty!

Sherry

[weavingdesire]

It's not everything that it's cut out to be...I love posting here, it feels less pushy!

I don't know ... if you know the person at least somewhat to begin with, it can add quite a bit ... :D

[weavingdesire]

better hurry...if I keep posting I won't be a stranger!

Sherry

That's not necessarily a bad thing ... :55

[weavingdesire]

I'd like to enjoy some right now ... sadly, no one is awake.

[mackin' it]

never had phone sex ...

text sex - yes, and it was quite enjoyable.

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Yes! been a little while though...

[weavingdesire]

never had phone sex ...

text sex - yes, and it was quite enjoyable.

I hope you mean cybering, and not phone texting ... that would get REALLY frustrating! ;)

[weavingdesire]

Yes! been a little while though...

Maybe you should do something about that. :D

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Maybe you should do something about that. :D

hmm I am open to suggestions ;)

[mackin' it]

I hope you mean cybering, and not phone texting ... that would get REALLY frustrating! ;)

Both ... and neither was frustrating ... well it would have been better to be doing it in person.

[weavingdesire]

Both ... and neither was frustrating ... well it would have been better to be doing it in person.

You must be better at texting than I am, then ... it'd take forever for me to pick out the letters for a message! ;)

[mackin' it]

short hand ...

[mackin' it]

though i do find it hard to keep up with cyber texting/sex

[weavingdesire]

though i do find it hard to keep up with cyber texting/sex

:D Generally, a good partner does not mind ... I find that I wind up doing the bulk of the writing during most cyber sessions, but I never mind that. ;)

[mackin' it]

good at what you do?

[weavingdesire]

good at what you do?

I hope so ... ;) But also, just being a writer and all, I tend to ramble on ...

I generally let people decide for themselves if it's worth it. :whee:

[mackin' it]

I like a man who is good with words .... it starts with the mind

[weavingdesire]

I like a man who is good with words .... it starts with the mind

I agree. Of course, if you want to decide for yourself if I'm any good ... http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5346

[secretsam]

I hade phone sex for the 1st time about a month ago. Since then I have been addicted. I love a nice soft female voice. The intimate connection beats looking at porn anyday.

my 2 cents

[mackin' it]

Wow ... impressive and quite amazing.

Definitely good but of course won't know foresure until we have out own one on one!!

;)

[weavingdesire]

Wow ... impressive and quite amazing.

Definitely good but of course won't know foresure until we have out own one on one!!

;)

I'll take you up on that, when you have the time ... :lf

[mackin' it]

Will hold you to that .... have a good day!

[secretsam]

Phone sex is the ultimate mind candy I say I say.

[cherokeered]

Yeh...but watch out for the buttons...and the antenna

[jmuma62]

never done it, can't say if I'd enjoy it

Want to give it a try... you may enjoy it...

[TheTurtle]

I just had it for the first time yesterday. It was pretty fun. I had a little trouble hearing on the cell phone -- especially when it kept dropping from my ear as I threw my head back to moan... :D :whee:

[MIGHTY]

I just had it for the first time yesterday. It was pretty fun. I had a little trouble hearing on the cell phone -- especially when it kept dropping from my ear as I threw my head back to moan... :D :whee:

So that's what all of that racket was:sc......and here I thought I was losing my "story telling" abilities.......;)

[OICurready4me]

I'm glad that they invented cordless phones....I kept getting my wanker tied up in the damn cord. It was cutting off my circulation...

[TheTurtle]

So that's what all of that racket was:sc......and here I thought I was losing my "story telling" abilities.......;)

:lmao

Yeah, and I forgot to plug in my cell phone, so I had to take a break in the middle to run and get the plug so I could keep the signal... :lmao

[OICurready4me]

:lmao

Yeah, and I forgot to plug in my cell phone, so I had to take a break in the middle to run and get the plug so I could keep the signal... :lmao

I have actually ordered extra batteries for mine just so i can keep talking....am I nuts or what?

[romainbob]

I'm glad that they invented cordless phones....I kept getting my wanker tied up in the damn cord. It was cutting off my circulation...

One word Bluetooth works for me.

[pointofnoreturn]

yes but the pay phones are a little more obvious don't you think.......

[papabear48]

yes but the pay phones are a little more obvious don't you think.......

very obvious ,,, how are you sweetie ? :knuddel:

[pointofnoreturn]

very obvious ,,, how are you sweetie ? :knuddel:doin fine thanks cutie....:kk

[almost40soccermom]

Doesn't do it for me, prefer the real thing

[WandaRing]

I have tried phone sex and I just cannot seem to get into it…I do not know why…it is just so awkward….I really become my old shy self….:whee: :(

[weavingdesire]

I have tried phone sex and I just cannot seem to get into it…I do not know why…it is just so awkward….I really become my old shy self….:whee: :(

It definitely takes some getting used to ... you need to be pretty comfortable with the person.

[WandaRing]

It definitely takes some getting used to ... you need to be pretty comfortable with the person.

there are two guys that I would have phone sex with...I know them, I've met them and feel safe with them....I just cant have sex on the phone...I just dont know what stops me:sc

[scottd]

phone sex is fun to me, just need another willing participant, its been a while

there are two guys that I would have phone sex with...I know them, I've met them and feel safe with them....I just cant have sex on the phone...I just dont know what stops me:sc

[spare_change]

I'm glad that they invented cordless phones....I kept getting my wanker tied up in the damn cord. It was cutting off my circulation...


Obviously, it stunted your growth, huh?

[jmuma62]

there are two guys that I would have phone sex with...I know them, I've met them and feel safe with them....I just cant have sex on the phone...I just dont know what stops me:sc

Well we can allways meet and feel safe with each othre... then you can try to have great phone sex with me :)

[megan363]

Haven't tried it but don't mind getting pointers on how to do it the right way. ;)

[cherokeered]

If it is with the right person.....

[mrclark76]

I like phone flirting...not actual sex. I guess it's the anticipation of the real thing that gets me.

[purring]

Oh my yes I do like phone sex. I tried it once a while ago and I enjoyed it alot.

[mer]

Oh my yes I do like phone sex. I tried it once a while ago and I enjoyed it alot.

i agree, if you can't have it in front of you it's the next best thing! ;)

[cmt21lem]

never had much use for it but recently i changed my mind

[weavingdesire]

i agree, if you can't have it in front of you it's the next best thing! ;)

*reminding myself to get meredith's phone number ...* :55

[Coderunner]

i agree, if you can't have it in front of you it's the next best thing! ;)

As the song goes "Meredith don't lose my number. You don't have to call no body else." 8 6 7 5 3 0 9

[troos2]

so guess ya never tried the vibrate feature......:D
Is that why my batteries are always in need of a charge?

[cmt21lem]

i am still in training

[Coderunner]

Phone still not ringing here. And have no numbers. Dang. Guess need ot change my reply to

I USE to enjoy phone sex!

[69luvrboy]

Love phone sex. Not long ago it was with a lady friend who I dated twice several years ago. We never had physical sex while dating, but called her the other day and initiated phone sex. Unbelievable. I talked to her about going to her bedroom, and getting into comfortable clothes. I asked her to lie on the bed. We just talked softly about general things. She heard me getting a bit antsy and asked if I was o.k. I told her she had turned me on and that I was "touching myself". For some reason, that got her going. I suggested she disrobe and relax. From then on I dictated her activities, telling her that she needed to imagine that I was the one touching her, not her self. I had her gently draw circles around her breasts, moistening her finger tip to leave a little cool area. Light scratches over her belly, circling around. Gentle pressure on the diamond at the top of her legs, pressing, then releasing, pressing, releasing, until she moaned aloud. I stopped her until she was calm, then had her start again. Meanwhile, my hardness was leaking that little pre-come as I tried to hold myself in check, slowly stroking it. I waited 'til she was near her peak again, then stopped her again. We repeated this 2 more times. As I felt I could last only a few minutes more, I had her push her fingers inside her wetness while she touched her clit, in and out, in and out. My cock felt like steel, and I felt myself reaching my climax as she moaned and called out my name. Oh my God, I shot all the way to my breasts, thick all over my belly. The phone was quiet. After a few minutes, she asked if I was o.k., and if I had come. I told her about the fantasies I had about her, and how many orgasms she had provided me, and that I had come so hard it felt like she had reached inside my balls and yanked my sperm out. She came, too, she said, and that she had never come so hard. It was hard to hang up the phone, but our spouses were due home. We're going to try that again, and soon.

[scoobertina]

Love phone sex. Not long ago it was with a lady friend who I dated twice several years ago. We never had physical sex while dating, but called her the other day and initiated phone sex. Unbelievable. I talked to her about going to her bedroom, and getting into comfortable clothes. I asked her to lie on the bed. We just talked softly about general things. She heard me getting a bit antsy and asked if I was o.k. I told her she had turned me on and that I was "touching myself". For some reason, that got her going. I suggested she disrobe and relax. From then on I dictated her activities, telling her that she needed to imagine that I was the one touching her, not her self. I had her gently draw circles around her breasts, moistening her finger tip to leave a little cool area. Light scratches over her belly, circling around. Gentle pressure on the diamond at the top of her legs, pressing, then releasing, pressing, releasing, until she moaned aloud. I stopped her until she was calm, then had her start again. Meanwhile, my hardness was leaking that little pre-come as I tried to hold myself in check, slowly stroking it. I waited 'til she was near her peak again, then stopped her again. We repeated this 2 more times. As I felt I could last only a few minutes more, I had her push her fingers inside her wetness while she touched her clit, in and out, in and out. My cock felt like steel, and I felt myself reaching my climax as she moaned and called out my name. Oh my God, I shot all the way to my breasts, thick all over my belly. The phone was quiet. After a few minutes, she asked if I was o.k., and if I had come. I told her about the fantasies I had about her, and how many orgasms she had provided me, and that I had come so hard it felt like she had reached inside my balls and yanked my sperm out. She came, too, she said, and that she had never come so hard. It was hard to hang up the phone, but our spouses were due home. We're going to try that again, and soon.


OMgoodG....... yep, this is why I like phone sex... and ummm I use my earpiece so I have both hands free... are you sure that wasn't me you called.. that sounded eerily familiar....:D

[UltimateNaneki]

was just thinking....never had phone sex with my b/f.

[cheerymissy_34]

NoNONo...have tried it and it was very uncomfortable

[Postman]

No just is not right. No.

[toowildtotame]

I must be old fashioned, as I have never tried it nor do I wish to.

I think it requires a better phone than what I have.*lol* As I truly need to reach out and touch someone before it seems right*ewg*

[Iwantutowantme]

Never had phone sex. I need two hands usually lol

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Yes I do... and after reading 69luvrboy's post I'm thinkin' it's been way too long ago!

[Iwantutowantme]

Call me Annie Geeeeee I want to find out ;)

[Coderunner]

Yes I do... and after reading 69luvrboy's post I'm thinkin' it's been way too long ago!

I would love to bring you up to date

[TheTurtle]

Guess I didn't do so well the first time... when I spoke to the person about its possibility again, I was told "We'll see"... :( And I always thought I had such an imagination...

[yaser]

NoNONo...have tried it and it was very uncomfortable
I wonder if you haven't met the right person.Can we try?I can send you my phone number if you wish.

[l2hk]

Never tried it. Always seemed sort of boring. but after reading 69loverboys description ...

[Postman]

No a waste of time

[pointofnoreturn]

No a waste of timeOh you soooooo need to call me...:wa:

[jmuma62]

Oh my yes I do like phone sex. I tried it once a while ago and I enjoyed it alot.

want to try it again... i volunteer

[l2hk]

Oh you soooooo need to call me...:wa:

So - how does it work? Do both parties say sexy things? Do you explain what you are doing to yourself?

[Fat Bass]

couldnt get into it....

[scoobertina]

Ummm.. it is the only sex I am getting so hell yeah..... and the louder he gets the more out of control I get!

[chiboy_67]

Ummm.. it is the only sex I am getting so hell yeah..... and the louder he gets the more out of control I get!

Would like to push your buttons, 'tina. ;)

[Fat Bass]

post the buttons!

[scoobertina]

Would like to push your buttons, 'tina. ;)

oh you do chiboy, you do.... ;)

[chiboy_67]

oh you do chiboy, you do.... ;)

good ... I already have some interesting numbers in mind. ;)

[scott2006]

I've not done it for a few years, but we lived far apart and it got her used to my accent, so that when I visited & her friends couldn't understand me, she could JUST FINE :-)

PS, I loved it!

[nycblueyedman]

nah......it makes the keypad way too sticky....................

[mrh50]

never had it so don't know

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Oh do I! And the last time he didn't even realize till it was too late that we were having phone sex... errr well atleast I was ;) can't say enough what that voice can do, good thing I can multi-task as I still can still recal the conversation that we, or well he was having while I was intently listening!

[PlayfulMale69]

I have done it with a few ladies over the years and it can be quite enjoyable.

[MCat]

I have done it with a few ladies over the years and it can be quite enjoyable.

That could be what I'm doing wrong....I'm doing it with ladies....:sc

[hcinsc]

I like it but I what I dont like is when somone tries to treat u like u r a 900# and then they just hang up or dont have anything else to say afterwards.

[secretsam]

Its always a fun time

[Big O]

I like it but I what I dont like is when somone tries to treat u like u r a 900# and then they just hang up or dont have anything else to say afterwards.

we are much nicer than that around here..........

[OICurready4me]

I use to really enjoy until they came out with cordless phones. Now I have nothing to wrap around my crank!

[hcinsc]

It did happen in here but u live and learn

Now I just ignore him

[Big O]

It did happen in here but u live and learn

Now I just ignore him

I guess I was wrong. Don't let one bad apple spoil the bunch.

[hcinsc]

never

[pointofnoreturn]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmnever called me

[Bear]

Tried it once, but right in the middle ATT dropped my call!! Shit. LOL Not with ATT any more.

[ksue7274]

Never tried it. Would that make me a virgin?:la

[MCat]

Never tried it. Would that make me a virgin?:la


LOL....good try Sue......

[cherokeered]

Yes

[oldandnaked]

Never tried it. Would that make me a virgin?:la

So that's where the expression "Virgin Ears" came from.

[purring]

I love it, it is the only kind I am getting lately. But it is no comparison for the real thing, I would rather feel my way!

[Sweetdreams069]

Having sex with a phone doesn't make much sense to me :rolleyes:

[MCat]

I need a handset with a little more curve

[Bear]

I would rather push buttons in person.

[Bear]

I keep forgetting the number. :/

[pointofnoreturn]

only if someone answers the other end....

[Sk]

It certainly takes effort and creativity. It can be really bad if both people are just moaning into the phone (unless that is what does it for you) but if both people can let down their guards and free their thoughts it can be really fun.

[cyclops]

only if someone answers the other end....

You call and I will answer ;)

[up4fun]

Phonesex can be exciting, but only makes me want the real deal more!!!!!

[PunkyBob]

only if someone answers the other end....

I'll answer both your ends, Point!! :sex

[Huzyerdaddi]

Last time I tried phone sex, i couldn't figure out where to stick my pecker and I was afraid I might get shocked. I much prefer sex with a woman than sex with a phone.

[up4fun]

LOLLast time I tried phone sex, i couldn't figure out where to stick my pecker and I was afraid I might get shocked. I much prefer sex with a woman than sex with a phone.

There is an image i dont need to see...

[arrestedearth]

...phone sex can be as real as your imagination lets it be...

[wolfman]

only if someone answers the other end....
Hello? Hello? Hello?

[cyclops]

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Wait your turn Wolfie shes on the line to me. :55

[RedVixen]

I do enjoy phone sex...*sigh*...yet another thing on my list that I haven't done for awhile and am overdue.

[wolfman]

I do enjoy phone sex...*sigh*...yet another thing on my list that I haven't done for awhile and am overdue.
May I call you? I'm really good at it. Just ask me.:sex

[cyclops]

I do enjoy phone sex...*sigh*...yet another thing on my list that I haven't done for awhile and am overdue.

Me too, I'm well overdue.

I think I will have to irradicate this problem very soon :sc

[RedVixen]

May I call you? I'm really good at it. Just ask me.:sex

I guess I'm going to have to find out now won't I? :D The number's 1-900-RED-VIXEN.

[wolfman]

Wait your turn Wolfie shes on the line to me. :55
Well hurry up

[cyclops]

Ok I'm done - Enjoy Wolfie

[kjguy43]

Good but not nearly as good as the intense pleasure of real SEX

[MCat]

I think Spare likes phone sex.....:sc

[cyclops]

I think Spare likes phone sex.....:sc

Are you trying to get me in trouble? :sc

[RedVixen]

Good but not nearly as good as the intense pleasure of real SEX

Hun, nothing is as good as REAL sex - but sometimes sex regardless of the 'device' is better than nothing :)

[kjguy43]

Oh I agree...and especially if the "device" knows how to get you really turned on!



Hun, nothing is as good as REAL sex - but sometimes sex regardless of the 'device' is better than nothing :)

[chopper]

sure why not

[RedVixen]

Oh I agree...and especially if the "device" knows how to get you really turned on!

Oh, that's a given :D

[cyclops]

Phone sex can be so intense when both partners really let it go wild :blowjob:

[kjguy43]

Sometimes the mental picture you can get..is mind blowing!



Oh, that's a given :D

[RedVixen]

Sometimes the mental picture you can get..is mind blowing!

Hmmmm, in that case, my mind is about to explode :whee:

[cyclops]

Sometimes the mental picture you can get..is mind blowing!

The sounds you hear complete the picture too

[chopper]

never had sex with a phone before

[kjguy43]

Try it you may like it...Tone dialing is mind blowing...lol


never had sex with a phone before

[Papa Chubby]

Yes, I have, and i loved it. Its not as good as being there, but to hear you lovers voice as she tells you what she want to have done, and to do just can drive one wild.

And when they have that 'innocent' sounding voice, it goes up many points!

[lilolekimba67(f)]

yes I have and I think its fun

[wolfman]

yes I have and I think its fun
I could do it every day:sex

[Bama River Man]

Phone sex can be grrrrrreat, but I much prefer the real thing. ;)

[cyclops]

:) I absolutely bloody love it !! :)

[AL(m)]

Hmm nothing better then a sexy sultry voice on the phone to get the olde blood boiling...hmmm yessss...

[pointofnoreturn]

Only if he intiates the call. Or I do...Or...yeah I like it.....

[Big O]

Only if he intiates the call. Or I do...Or...yeah I like it.....

What's that number again??? oh, here it is...... :lf

[Postman]

It sucks.Need human contact

[scoobertina]

yeah, well that is going away soon... goodbye cell phone... damn...

[wolfman]

yeah, well that is going away soon... goodbye cell phone... damn...
Why???

[wolfman]

yeah, well that is going away soon... goodbye cell phone... damn...
I'll buy you a new one hun

[wolfman]

Hun, nothing is as good as REAL sex - but sometimes sex regardless of the 'device' is better than nothing :)
You got that right

[oneqt]

Never ever thought it would be worth the time. However I have come to realize that with the right girl/lady....oh my god! but I love the sound of a sexy, hot, sweet, turned on babe who is into me go over, and over and over....It will carry you till you see each other again. So for that it is worth it.

[Torin]

I have had some amazing phone sex in the past... but it has always been with someone that I have already been intimate with IRL, so the visuals are there... Phone sex with a stanger? I have no idea... could be exciting, or uncomfortable... It would depend on the sweet talking of the other person.

[wolfman]

Only if he intiates the call. Or I do...Or...yeah I like it.....
Make your mind up. Nice pic too:dd

[nwmo4fun]

Not really into phone sex...unless it is well lubed it tends to hurt.

[My_Secrets_Kept]

OMG, yes.. Yes... YES.... most certainly do!! Hearing his voice talking softly, the sighs, the moans, the things he..... mmmm ;)

[Boredmarriedlover]

i'm a virgin, lol

[MagicalBeing]

i love phone sex.. i like the pc to pc phone sex... add a camara oh my goodness!!!

[1hotmommy]

Never done it before

[code20]

well def especially if she has a hot southern accent omg its sometimes better then the real thing to imagin things

[ginalee]

I think phone sex is hot!!!I think its great. It's like fantasy and not reallty

[Sweetdreams069]

Only if it's a female phone.

[scoobertina]

because it is the only sex I get, yes, yes I do...

[cheerymissy_34]

i guess with the right person it would be fun...lol

[chasezee]

never tried , but i dont really like to talk on the phone so i dunno

[Boredmarriedlover]

only if we change the name to voice sex, or sonorous love making.

[yaser]

With the right one yes.

[Sylar]

Phone sex can kick ass with the right person...you gotta gel well...

[shh]

it's not bad....but it's hotter to be teasing in person...

[SEXAHOLIC]

Phone what...sex...sorry whats that??...sex..oh thats what you do when your not married.

[Low Rider]

I was at home and she was driving on the interstate during that day. It was really erotic… :55

[Postman]

No thanks.
Very low calorie burner.

[Torin]

It can be exciting.... I have a feeling I'll be having a lot of it this week, lol.... :D

[stucknmarriage74(f)]

phone sex makes me nervous i get all tongur tied im better with words on a computer screen:dd

[code20]

still like phone sex any takers?

[code20]

torin you can call me anytime

[Torin]

torin you can call me anytime

LOL! You don't even have 150 posts yet.... you don't even know what I look like! :kk

[shh]

torin, I hate to tell you, but out of all the members without a picture of themselves on the avatar, there is a way of seeing a picture of you...

I won't elaborate in case you are not wanting others to figure it out (I noticed it by mistake), but think about the info in your profile.....us newbies can access a part of it....

as for phone sex.....I get all nervous, too... Ithink I'm better with my mouth in other ways than speaking ;)...

[househub]

phone sex is a wonderful way to really get to know someone and be intimate without the strings of face to face, without the cost of travel, and the pre sex dinner with tip. plus with computer voice chat no numbers are needed, what could be better?

[code20]

I do like cyber sex too as long as I know they are female on the other end...lmao

[Torin]

torin, I hate to tell you, but out of all the members without a picture of themselves on the avatar, there is a way of seeing a picture of you...

I won't elaborate in case you are not wanting others to figure it out (I noticed it by mistake), but think about the info in your profile.....us newbies can access a part of it....

as for phone sex.....I get all nervous, too... Ithink I'm better with my mouth in other ways than speaking ;)...

Ah, you mean my myspace..... I don't care who sees that...

Trust me, hon.... the pics here are muuuuuch better. :D

[shh]

yeah, that's what I mean :)


and if the pics on this site are better....then I better get posting so I can see them ;)

[code20]

yes someone call me now....lmao

[Low Rider]

Ah, you mean my myspace..... I don't care who sees that...

Trust me, hon.... the pics here are muuuuuch better. :D


I'll say.....and worth the 150 post wait! ;)

[Bear]

Oh God, Torin, you are soo hot.:wa:

[yaser]

Who is willing?AnnieGeee?

[Torin]

Oh God, Torin, you are soo hot.:wa:


Awww.... thanks hon.... :kk

[razorsedge]

Never had the offer. So wouldn't know.

[Torin]

Never had the offer. So wouldn't know.

Well..... maybe YOU should do the offering.... :kk

[Papa Chubby]

Well..... maybe YOU should do the offering.... :kk

Tori,

555-6969.

[Badbill]

As with most everyone else, In person is always better, but when alone, and in the mood, yes phone sex is great

[Huzyerdaddi]

I'm sure I've mentioned this before...but I feel compelled to reiterate.

Last time I tried having sex with my phone, i couldn't figure out where to stick my pecker and I was afraid I might get shocked

[RedVixen]

Yep, but real is better and preferable :)

[tanya]

I've only tried it twice and both times I had a great time. But I'm with you Red the real thing is way better!

[pointofnoreturn]

I've only tried it twice and both times I had a great time. But I'm with you Red the real thing is way better!Twice??????You musttry more. I am going for the record. And it is going great!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :wa:

[tanya]

Twice??????You musttry more. I am going for the record. And it is going great!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :wa:

Cool!! At the time my hubby was away for work!! lol Now he's here, so kinda hard to do it on the phone!!!:D :lmao

[Papa Chubby]

You know, the last time I had phone sex I got a bill for $3,132.98.

I guess she was not kidding about the $2.99 a minute. Come to think of it, I was on hold for a long time...

[scoobertina]

You know, the last time I had phone sex I got a bill for $3,132.98.

I guess she was not kidding about the $2.99 a minute. Come to think of it, I was on hold for a long time...

awwww that wasn't cheap hon.. you can call me for free...

[hoss]

You know, the last time I had phone sex I got a bill for $3,132.98.

I guess she was not kidding about the $2.99 a minute. Come to think of it, I was on hold for a long time...

$2.99 !!!!!...........bloody hell !!!!!.....Damn Women here charge me $8.99 a minute...

[noodlegurl]

I do like phone sex with the right person......

[cherokeered]

I like headphone sex.....is that the same thing?????

[tiger50]

I like headphone sex.....is that the same thing?????

nooo ya wakka, too hard to insert a friggin headset.....:sc

[cherokeered]

nooo ya wakka, too hard to insert a friggin headset.....:sc


Oh...ok...my mistake....but what about the mic????

[tiger50]

Oh...ok...my mistake....but what about the mic????

yeh well may work, cud listen to the spasms....:D

[cherokeered]

yeh well may work, cud listen to the spasms....:D


guess you could listen...u caused them afterall....:D

[tiger50]

guess you could listen...u caused them afterall....:D

i did????? hmmmm ok...lol.....ooohh that sounds good wet....:whee:

[ethans_so_bad]

I enjoy it now that Ive started using that warming KY oil and putting my dick in the battery attachment rather that thrying to fit it in the sound holes......

[spare_change]

I enjoy it now that Ive started using that warming KY oil and putting my dick in the battery attachment rather that thrying to fit it in the sound holes......


That's the BEST you can come up with? Damn, that's disappointing .... I had such high expectations.

[ethans_so_bad]

If you never expect anything from me, I'll never let you down..........



That's the BEST you can come up with? Damn, that's disappointing .... I had such high expectations.

[Papa Chubby]

awwww that wasn't cheap hon.. you can call me for free...


I'll remember that next time my dear. :D

[chopper]

phone sex car sex whatever its all good

[Postman]

Its sacralegious.
I think I read it some where.

[WaGuy]

Phone sex is yummy :)

[WaGuy]

With the right person of course

[toosarcastic]

can be fun with the right person...they have to be willing to really describe what they are doing or thinking in detail...also need a good amount of time...not at all in to a phone quickie. Also not something i want to do all the time, but when traveling sometimes it is a nice change from staring at hotel walls.

[myrealnameisdavid00]

If I've already met the person, yes.

[simplygrace]

YES i do......Met hubby that way, 3 months on the phone talking:wa:

[MIGHTY]

I used to enjoy it a lot more......until I got the opportunity to experience him in person......now, no matter how good a story is told......it just pales to comparison......not to mention the time and "company" factor......:(

[boredinmass]

surprisngly not really! the mystery of faceless chat and anominity is taken away

[OICurready4me]

I used to enjoy it a lot more......until I got the opportunity to experience him in person......now, no matter how good a story is told......it just pales to comparison......not to mention the time and "company" factor......:(

I still do, when we have the time, but that is another story. Nothing is like the real thing though...true to life Mighty makes phone sex seem like a walk in the park.

[Mr.Big]

yes i do...its really hot...with the right person

[cherokeered]

yeh....it's all good with the right person

[jazzie]

talk is cheap, I prefer the real thing. I like to see my partner's face as he builds up to
his climax.

[tiger50]

talk is cheap, I prefer the real thing. I like to see my partner's face as he builds up to
his climax.

hey gal, thats not how ya do fone sex.. ya insert the bluddie fone....:D

oh and welcome.....:wa:

[Kevin7284]

everything has a place and i have enjoyed it and i have also faked it. i wonder if there is a term for that. falso/phono?

[jazzie]

Hi Tiger, Thanks for the welcoming. Looks to be alot of fun loving people out there!

[tiger50]

Hi Tiger, Thanks for the welcoming. Looks to be alot of fun loving people out there!

yr welcome.....but watch out fa kevin...(he dus false fone sex).:D

[Kevin7284]

i had phone sex once but those little holes acted like a cheese grater. ouchhhhhhhhhhh

[Kevin7284]

lol i should think before i type.

ex. ohhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy
fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i know you are feeling it

[tiger50]

i had phone sex once but those little holes acted like a cheese grater. ouchhhhhhhhhhh

so now u ave sliverdick syndrome..... :lmao :lmao

[Kevin7284]

well i started out with a mighty four incher and now i am down to 3 and a quarter. i cant afford to lose anymore.........

[tiger50]

well i started out with a mighty four incher and now i am down to 3 and a quarter. i cant afford to lose anymore.........

shit mate, compared to hoss an cotties ur still well endowed.....:D

[Kevin7284]

lol..................good to know in some circles i casn be considered a stud.

[tiger50]

lol..................good to know in some circles i casn be considered a stud.

this circle condsiders u a 1st order gherkin jerka....:D

[Kevin7284]

circles and jerkin can be a dangerous combonation

[tiger50]

circles and jerkin can be a dangerous combonation

not if ya got a lotus -o-delta type semi-sinusoidal boloid arm.... :D

[Wil]

I always run out of quarters...:D

[UltimateNaneki]

I always run out of quarters...:D

Hey here in Canada its 50cents now!
Now that is expensive sex calling!!:whee:

[yaser]

Hey here in Canada its 50cents now!
Now that is expensive sex calling!!:whee:
Ulti, do you have 900 ? :lf

[BadenLink]

Never had the pleasure--sounds like fun if with the right person.

[Affect]

Phone bills leave a paper trail

[noodlegurl]

Not if your friend has a toll free number.. :55



Phone bills leave a paper trail

[ethans_so_bad]

I enjoy phone sex, but only to excess.

[tanya]

Tried it, liked it!!:D

[Sylar]

Tried it, liked it!!:D

Liked it, Good at it! ;)

[tanya]

Liked it, Good at it! ;)

:lmao No Complaints!!!:D

[Sylar]

:lmao No Complaints!!!:D

Meeee either! :whee:

[tanya]

Meeee either! :whee:

:lmao Hmmmmmmm:kk

[Sylar]

:lmao Hmmmmmmm:kk

Gives a whoooole new meaning to that old phone book commercial "Let your fingers do the walking"...:kk

[tanya]

Gives a whoooole new meaning to that old phone book commercial "Let your fingers do the walking"...:kk

:lmao Sooo true!!!!!!!:kk

[DiscordianSaint]

Personally I'd rather talk about something like philosophy. I like to know how a person's mind ticks and find a women sexier when she is comfortable enough with her opinions to discuss topics without a proper right or wrong answer. I also love the use of analogies as a method of conversation, it is a bit like a rorschach in seeing what they pick to relate something to.

[ethans_so_bad]

In other words, you can't find a chick to have phone sex with.



Personally I'd rather talk about something like philosophy. I like to know how a person's mind ticks and find a women sexier when she is comfortable enough with her opinions to discuss topics without a proper right or wrong answer. I also love the use of analogies as a method of conversation, it is a bit like a rorschach in seeing what they pick to relate something to.

[Huzyerdaddi]

Easy there trigger. He's new.



In other words, you can't find a chick to have phone sex with.