Do you enjoy phone sex?

[millwright26]

I was just wondering how many people enjoyed phone sex? personally it has to be with someone I enjoy talking too anyway.

[cherokeered]

I was just wondering how many people enjoyed phone sex? personally it has to be with someone I enjoy talking too anyway.


For any type of sex to be enjoyable it has to be with the right person....

[RedVixen]

I prefer having sex with men, not phones:D

[millwright26]

good point cherokee

[mer]

i agree, with the right person sex in any form is great!

[Willy S]

I prefer having sex with men, not phones:D

excellent point

[cherokeered]

I prefer having sex with men, not phones:D


so guess ya never tried the vibrate feature......:D

[pointofnoreturn]

excellent pointI have excellent points... Call me

[RedVixen]

so guess ya never tried the vibrate feature......:D

:lmao that was a good one Cher

[Cotties]

I'll have to disagree with that...sometimes the women can be just so wrong but I can usually find a way to enjoy myselfFor any type of sex to be enjoyable it has to be with the right person....

[UltimateNaneki]

Well, if you can't get to the guy, the phone is a good device. I actually like phone sex, but I have only done it with guys I like...

[MIGHTY]

I'd only had that experience once before joining this site......now it is a way to sate the longing.....and I have to more than "like" you to engage......

[longing for passion]

I can honestly say I've never tried, but I suppose don't knock it until you've tried it.:sc

Do women really find that sort of thing a turn on?

[surfnchat]

I've had two phone sex lovers in the past and it was great. It's not the same as "real" sex, but it can be very gratifying. It was something that built up over many, many months before we actually spoke on the phone. It's not something I'll jump right into. I prefer to get to know the other person over time. But I have no regrets. Both of those ladies will always have a special place in my heart. But like a real relationship that was going well, it didn't last as long as I would have liked... :cry:

[GaMan]

I agree, any type of sex is good with the right person...

[stacie]

Oh gawd yeah...not with some 900 number though..ick. With someone I know...oh yeah baby!!!

[surfnchat]

Oh gawd yeah...not with some 900 number though..ick. With someone I know...oh yeah baby!!!

Hi Stacie... :wa: Glad to know you! :D

[UltimateNaneki]

I've had two phone sex lovers in the past and it was great. It's not the same as "real" sex, but it can be very gratifying. It was something that built up over many, many months before we actually spoke on the phone. It's not something I'll jump right into. I prefer to get to know the other person over time. But I have no regrets. Both of those ladies will always have a special place in my heart. But like a real relationship that was going well, it didn't last as long as I would have liked... :cry:


Poor Surf....:kk we have to chat more often, don't like to see a grown man cry...cum I have a shoulder for you darling.:)

[surfnchat]

Poor Surf....:kk we have to chat more often, don't like to see a grown man cry...cum I have a shoulder for you darling.:)

I'll be right over baby!

But, don't stop with just one shoulder... I'd like to have both your arms wrapped around me. :knuddel:

[waterboy]

I have excellent points... Call me
How can we call you :lf

[waterboy]

You know I have never tried but i think it would be fun

[scoobertina]

I'll have to disagree with that...sometimes the women can be just so wrong but I can usually find a way to enjoy myself

Cotties: but can they find a way to enjoy themselves?

I enjoy phone sex... but like most everyone has said... it has to be with the right person.. and of course, phone sex is no comparison to the real thing....

[almost40soccermom]

not into that, prefer the real thing


Sandy

[bryan3636]

With the right person, a special connection, someone with whom there is an emotional as well as physical attachment to it can be an incredible experience

[Guymisseswife]

No.

[c50t]

I tried it once. It was with someone I had chatted with for a few weeks. It was way too early in our relationship to even go there. I've regretted the move. It ended the conversation, and I didn't feel good about the whole thing. Let my testosterone get the better of me again.
Would I try it again? Maybe, but I echo the sentiments on the thread so far - I'd rather it be with the right person.

[Guymisseswife]

Once again, I agree.

[yaser]

I wonder if Secrets calls me....

[Phlirt]

I've done phone sex once. It was cool at the time. No real need anymore.

[yaser]

I've done phone sex once. It was cool at the time. No real need anymore.
Never repeat again?I wish you would..

[OICurready4me]

Good thing for bluetooth.... I was getting my thingy wrapped too tight in the cord!

[OnlyOneMan]

I think I'd have to insist that the phone be using some sort of protection.

[OnlyOneMan]

Plus, there'd be the problem of Call Waiting Interruptus.

[mer]

i think sex is good no matter how, with the right person!

[PunkyBob]

i think sex is good no matter how, with the right person!

With the right person...naked...and next to you... :smdance:

[mer]

what if the person lives on a planet of his own devising then how do you have sex with him?

[surfnchat]

Plus, there'd be the problem of Call Waiting Interruptus.

Don't forget about early phone-jackulation! :lmao

[PlayfulMale69]

I rarely do it, but I love to hear her voice after getting to know her on text chat. I have always enjoyed it imensely.

[mer]

if i can't be there to enjoy it, listening to it works too

[bryan3636]

if i can't be there to enjoy it, listening to it works too

That's why god invented phone cards

[mer]

That's why god invented phone cards
and free nights and weekends

[PlayfulMale69]

and free nights and weekends

Oh yeah, love those free phone calls.

[mer]

Oh yeah, love those free phone calls.
nothing better ;)

[yaser]

[QUOTE=meredith5781]if i can't be there to enjoy it, listening to it works too[/QU.. Meredith, it seems you are aroused by whispering to your ears ans kissing your earlobe..

[PlayfulMale69]

nothing better ;)

Gives a new meaning to "hands free" :D

[mer]

nothing beats having my hands free to play! and i love whispers!

[PlayfulMale69]

nothing beats having my hands free to play! and i love whispers!

hearing the partner on the other end enhances the hands free part. Whispers, moans, mmmm, oh my, I migth need to head off to the masturbation thread. :D

[MIGHTY]

Well, can't get any right now.....so the phone is the next best, is it not? Damn, and mine is just sitting there.......

[PlayfulMale69]

Well, can't get any right now.....so the phone is the next best, is it not? Damn, and mine is just sitting there.......

It is a shame for your phone to be all lonely like it is. Something should be done about that. :kk

[ldon]

Never tried it with a phone. How does that work?

[pointofnoreturn]

Never tried it with a phone. How does that work?First you get the oil for the phone, and then......you call me..:dd

[scottd]

talk about "reach out and touch someone"


great answer
:55
First you get the oil for the phone, and then......you call me..:dd

[ldon]

Ring, ring, ring. Are you there? I've got a gallon of KY and I'm ready.:sex ;) :kk :lmao



First you get the oil for the phone, and then......you call me..:dd

[pointofnoreturn]

Ring, ring, ring. Are you there? I've got a gallon of KY and I'm ready.:sex ;) :kk :lmaoI have been waiting...;)

[Sneaky]

I was just wondering how many people enjoyed phone sex? personally it has to be with someone I enjoy talking too anyway.


I myself do not enjoy it.

Oh wait? This is not the lie thread? Oops.

[ldon]

I actually have to go somewhere tonight but I'll be thinking of you. Keep my spot warm, luv.



I have been waiting...;)

[OnlyOneMan]

Don't forget about early phone-jackulation! :lmao

Or your battery going dead.

Not that that's ever happened to me.

[Choiceman]

HaHa

[Han Solo]

I would love a point of reference.....wait, I'm beggin for a point of reference in that study

[OnlyOneMan]

Of course, it would be pretty embarrassing if at the crucial moment you couldn't get a dial tone.

Not that that's ever happened to me.

[likesbuttons]

Can be great with the right person......yes.....

[onceamarine]

I have to think phone sex is better than cyber sex, because you can actually hear the ooohhhhs and maons rather than just reading mmmmm with the hopes that it does it for you. And, I do enjoy cyber sex.

[alex187]

ya its cool

[waterboy]

Humm do that on long trips with my wife but I know what she looks like. you could be talking to a nasty one and not even know it. But i guess that goes for here too

[waterboy]

Willing to try though

[Sabrina]

yes...yes...yes.....did I say yes yet?:D

[bryan3636]

yes...yes...yes.....did I say yes yet?:D


My toll free number is 877-555-1212 (but I'm not easy ;) )

[Sabrina]

My toll free number is 877-555-1212 (but I'm not easy ;) )

That's funny....I think Marcia Brady had the same number....:na ...and I am only calling if you ARE easy!!:D

[onceamarine]

My toll free number is 877-555-1212 (but I'm not easy ;) )

I think you need a better phone sex line number, because you can't spell anything sexy with that number. Nobody is going to call URR-KKK-1A1B. I would seriously be pissed at the phone company if I were you.

[Sabrina]

I think you need a better phone sex line number, because you can't spell anything sexy with that number. Nobody is going to call URR-KKK-1A1B. I would seriously be pissed at the phone company if I were you.

:lmao

[bryan3636]

I think you need a better phone sex line number, because you can't spell anything sexy with that number. Nobody is going to call URR-KKK-1A1B. I would seriously be pissed at the phone company if I were you.

Not my fault, I inherited it from Marsha Brady

[Sabrina]

Not my fault, I inherited it from Marsha Brady

it is still a sexy number....:kk

[Guymisseswife]

it is still a sexy number....:kk

cheating on me huh :D

[Sabrina]

cheating on me huh :D

never! not now that your ass is all mine!

[Guymisseswife]

never! not now that your ass is all mine!
and you posting in this thread interesting....

[Sabrina]

and you posting in this thread interesting....

get your mind out of the gutter

[Guymisseswife]

lol

[scoobertina]

yes I do... I don't get enough but I would much rather have the real thing anyhow.... because the real thing feels so much better than my cell phone does when inserted...

[whosdaflirt]

yes I do... I don't get enough but I would much rather have the real thing anyhow.... because the real thing feels so much better than my cell phone does when inserted...

Look out guys! When they come out with the vibrator shaped cell phone and enhance the vibrating feature, we won't get anything!!!

[scoobertina]

Look out guys! When they come out with the vibrator shaped cell phone and enhance the vibrating feature, we won't get anything!!!

oh yeah you will... we will be always asking you to call or leave voice mails.... so you would here from us alot more...

[whosdaflirt]

oh yeah you will... we will be always asking you to call or leave voice mails.... so you would here from us alot more...

Hmmm...OK...you feel that vibe right now hon? Oh..ooops...that wasn't your phone hon! :kk

[onceamarine]

yes I do... I don't get enough but I would much rather have the real thing anyhow.... because the real thing feels so much better than my cell phone does when inserted...


Ummm, uh, wow, uh, did you just say.... um, uh, wow :)

[scoobertina]

Ummm, uh, wow, uh, did you just say.... um, uh, wow :)

a Marine who is speechless.. hmmm

[onceamarine]

a Marine who is speechless.. hmmm

That was a first for me too.

[pointofnoreturn]

love phone sex. Call me..

[surfnchat]

love phone sex. Call me..

Ring... Ring... ;)

[yaser]

love phone sex. Call me..
Ok,My Point,but I need the schedule of your hubby...Or yours..I have called many times but you were not at home or you reported you had your hubby at home..Or you are busy with someone else.. :knuddel:

[Wil]

phone sex?....you can do that?

[yaser]

phone sex?....you can do that?
Will why not?It is a kind of sex.

[onceamarine]

I am ready to give it a shot, but since I am at work I will have to talk in code. So, when I say "I need to check the status of an Invoice?" that really means "my tongue is sliding all over your cl$t!" and so on and so forth.

[whosdaflirt]

I am ready to give it a shot, but since I am at work I will have to talk in code. So, when I say "I need to check the status of an Invoice?" that really means "my tongue is sliding all over your cl$t!" and so on and so forth.

Damn...now why didn't I think of that??? Hey Marine...don't seel yourself short here. Could be alot of money in building a code table. Not only for work, but those times when someone is near you when you are trying to have phone sex with your lover...like say...oh...your spouse? So when you say, "we're going to take the dog for a walk later", you mean "I'm gonna ride you like there's no tomorrow"...:D

[scoobertina]

I am ready to give it a shot, but since I am at work I will have to talk in code. So, when I say "I need to check the status of an Invoice?" that really means "my tongue is sliding all over your cl$t!" and so on and so forth.

I sure hope you don't expect us to write in code too.... oooopppssss hold on... the phone is vibrating.. gotta run for a few minutes...

[onceamarine]

Thats just me calling over and over and over again. Now that I know what you do with that thing, I can't stop hitting redial.

[scoobertina]

Thats just me calling over and over and over again. Now that I know what you do with that thing, I can't stop hitting redial.

I don't want you to stop either...

[onceamarine]

oh the pleasures of speed dial

[scoobertina]

oh the pleasures of speed dial

the pleasure is all mine.... thanks hon..;)

[onceamarine]

the pleasure is all mine.... thanks hon..;)

I'm not sure you get to claim all of the pleasure. If you only knew what you do to me, you would see that I get plenty as well.

[scoobertina]

I'm not sure you get to claim all of the pleasure. If you only knew what you do to me, you would see that I get plenty as well.

hey there, when that phone starts buzzing believe me the pleasure is all mine...

[pointofnoreturn]

used to...Phone not working right now...

[scottd]

serious problem and so much harder when you have to typeused to...Phone not working right now...

[pointofnoreturn]

serious problem and so much harder when you have to typeHead set silly. YOu do not need two hands to control that thing do you????:D

[bryan3636]

used to...Phone not working right now...

Yes, Ms Noreturn...I understand you're having problems with your telephone. We at AT&T/Verizon/Sprint/whatever your service is take your disruption seriously. Let me, ummm, take a look and see what, ummm, I can do to help!

[Big O]

you bet I do!!! :55

[MIGHTY]

used to...Phone not working right now...

...sigh....mine either.

[scottd]

i like varietyHead set silly. YOu do not need two hands to control that thing do you????:D

[scottd]

its an epidemic, need a doctor?...sigh....mine either.

[Sneaky]

My phone worked wonderfully on my lunch hour today. :gs


The rest of the day goes so much smoother after a couple of orgasms.

[scottd]

wish i had that for lunch :lf My phone worked wonderfully on my lunch hour today. :gs


The rest of the day goes so much smoother after a couple of orgasms.

[MIGHTY]

its an epidemic, need a doctor?

Depends....do you have a cure?:sc

[Sunfiresix]

I have only been with women---never had the urge to do it with a phone(sounds Kinky tho)

[scottd]

i may, but im not liscened and my methods are a little unorthadox


(and i cant spell) thats why no liscense
Depends....do you have a cure?:sc

[MIGHTY]

i may, but im not liscened and my methods are a little unorthadox


(and i cant spell) thats why no liscense

Unorthodox = exciting

[pointofnoreturn]

...sigh....mine either.sucks huh??callme to see if it is the phone ok?:wa:

[scottd]

i do what i can ;) Unorthodox = exciting

[MIGHTY]

sucks huh??callme to see if it is the phone ok?:wa:

Mine is my cell.....interrupted due to the hubby being attached to his head......:nu

But, as soon as the service is restored, I'd love to talk with ya girl.....:)

[Lonely1InMAINE]

I never tried it but would love to with the right person.:sc

[One Song Hero]

Tried phone sex a number of years ago, with one of those rotary phones. Dialing with my penis was a fun, but only for a brief while.

[scoobertina]

I love it, can't get enough of it, and he is so stinkin' HOT!

[whosdaflirt]

Phone sex can be amazing, but there are ways to get the same amazing sound that can be more discreet and somehow seem even more intimate...

[oldsoul3426]

For any type of sex to be enjoyable it has to be with the right person....
I would have to agree with you completely

[oldsoul3426]

I prefer having sex with men, not phones:D
I would have to agree. I like sex with women not phones. To funny

[baby face]

Never tried it.......I enjoy chatting and masterbating but have never had phone sex I think I missing out better try it!

[pointofnoreturn]

My phone fits just right...:D

[One Song Hero]

I really don't know about phone sex, for me. I do have a tendency to mumble, which is fine during sex in person, my mouth is usually multi-tasking so I'm not usually called upon to repeat things. Well, not things I say, anyhow.

[scottd]

lucky phoneMy phone fits just right...:D

[scottd]

im all earsNever tried it.......I enjoy chatting and masterbating but have never had phone sex I think I missing out better try it!

[One Song Hero]

My phone fits just right...:D
Yeah, some phones have all the luck...

[pointofnoreturn]

lucky phoneYou can be my phone for a day somtime if you ;like...:lf

[scottd]

i cant wait for that day to come.You can be my phone for a day somtime if you ;like...:lf

[UltimateNaneki]

I really like phone sex...another good way to have safe sex! ;)

[bryan3636]

Gosh, phone sex? ummmm, what's that? Are there any ladies who could show me
what everyone is talking about??? I'm just so naive and new to such things and would appreciate any help you could give me.....(wink)

[pointofnoreturn]

I need to charge my phone. It needs a good workout soon.....:D

[Big O]

I can't wrap my phone around anything that needs attention...

[bryan3636]

With the right person enjoy is not a descriptive enough word...

[TheTurtle]

Not really. The phone just doesn't taste right when I lick it...:lf :)

[almost40soccermom]

Nope doesnt do it for me, like the real thing.


Sandy

[Sweetdreams069]

To be honest I hate talking on the phone. I do love to hear her voice though, and love when we talk , but the phone just doesn't do it for me.

[Sneaky]

If two people connect well and really have fun with it, it's pretty great.

[scoobertina]

With the right person enjoy is not a descriptive enough word...

I am curious... what word is descriptive enough?...

[Operator Bob]

I am stuck in an airport because of bad weather and phone sex sounds pretty good right now!!! It would be fun with smelly business people between me.

[cherokeered]

Well......yeh, I don't mind it....:)

[Micwar]

as long as I don't pay the long distance charges

[Sabrina]

as long as I don't pay the long distance charges

hmmmm...sounds rather cheap to me.....:nu

[Sneaky]

as long as I don't pay the long distance charges

You can get free long distance plans now.

[Bluzeman]

What's wrong with cheap sex?

[scoobertina]

Hell yeah, just waiting for the phone to ring... come on, ring.... ring? please ring.... lol

[Sabrina]

What's wrong with cheap sex?

there is a time and a place for it.....:whee:

[Han Solo]

Just waiting for Scoob to call me so I can find out!:D

[scoobertina]

Just waiting for Scoob to call me so I can find out!:D

Han you gave me a bogus number... want mine?

[Bluzeman]

there is a time and a place for it.....:whee:


Well, if you've got the time...

[Han Solo]

Han you gave me a bogus number... want mine?
As long as you use that sultry, breathy voice you've been telling me ya have!

[Sabrina]

Well, if you've got the time...

still need a place....:sc

[ldon]

303-555-1234

[Bluzeman]

still need a place....:sc

But that's the great thing about phone sex; you don't need a place, just the time!

[MCat]

303-555-1234

I didn't say you could share my number....:sc

[Sneaky]

303-555-1234

Those "555: numbers are always in the movies. You can't fool me. Besides, I got a fast busy signal. Not that I called it. But if I did that's what I would have gotten.......

[Micwar]

Love the glasses MCat....can't put my finger on it, but it seems to bring something out....:D

[Sabrina]

But that's the great thing about phone sex; you don't need a place, just the time!

LOL.....so true.....silly me....forgot what kind of sex we were talking about!:D

[Bluzeman]

LOL.....so true.....silly me....forgot what kind of sex we were talking about!:D


Actually, so did I; then I realized I could still keep my options open! ;)

[Sabrina]

Actually, so did I; then I realized I could still keep my options open! ;)

Options are good.....:D

[MCat]

Love the glasses MCat....can't put my finger on it, but it seems to bring something out....:D

Thanks Mic....I think they highlight my best features....;)

[Micwar]

Thanks Mic....I think they highlight my best features....;)

That's it, I was having a hard time getting a grip on the difference.....

[scoobertina]

As long as you use that sultry, breathy voice you've been telling me ya have!

Have I been telling you that?

[jeffpilot]

First you get the oil for the phone, and then......you call me..:dd...Has nothing to do with phone sex, but I just had to comment on YOUR comments...they always give me a chuckle...keep it up!:55

[ldon]

Geez M....I had such a good time that I thought it would be nice to share my good fortune.:lmao



I didn't say you could share my number....:sc

[MCat]

Geez M....I had such a good time that I thought it would be nice to share my good fortune.:lmao

You bucko bet git over to that lie thread....:D

[hoss]

Thanks Mic....I think they highlight my best features....;)

i like your glasses to ..gives me somewhere to cum on ...:D

[fly]

I'm sold!!!!

[hoss]

I'm sold!!!!





how much did u go for and who bought u ??

[fly]

how much did u go for and who bought u ??

LMAO...............I wasn't cheap!!! THAT'S for sure!!!!

[hoss]

LMAO...............I wasn't cheap!!! THAT'S for sure!!!!


i bid a $1000....someone really wants u bad ...

[fly]

i bid a $1000....someone really wants u bad ...


awwww...........how sweet!!!!

[hoss]

awwww...........how sweet!!!!

and u are a true sweetheart :kk

[ldon]

Bucko? That telephone number wasn't even yours. (There M..., that outta throw them off our trail.:whee:



You bucko bet git over to that lie thread....:D

[mrdiscreet]

I suffer from premature hang-up

[mrdiscreet]

seems likwe it would work better for women, but still a tough fit?

[ethans_so_bad]

That'd be me...........



i bid a $1000....someone really wants u bad ...

[ethans_so_bad]

Not sure I'd admit that, then again, I don't have that problem...............I suffer from premature hang-up

[fly]

That'd be me...........

Baby that'd be a LOT of men..........so? What's your bid? Got more'n $1,000........do I hear $1,000.01??? LOL

[ethans_so_bad]

pfffffffft! It's debatable whether any of them actually are MEN (except maybe by pure definition of the word). And no, I don't. I don't compete for chicks. I don't have to...........


Now on the other hand, Homeland Security may have a $10,000 PHONE BILL if you wanna consider THAT my bid.

xox


Baby that'd be a LOT of men..........so? What's your bid? Got more'n $1,000........do I hear $1,000.01??? LOL

[fly]

pfffffffft! It's debatable whether any of them actually are MEN (except maybe by pure definition of the word). And no, I don't. I don't compete for chicks. I don't have to...........


Now on the other hand, Homeland Security may have a $10,000 PHONE BILL if you wanna consider THAT my bid.

xox

You REALLY shouldn't a called all those 900 numbers!!!! :D
(and I don't think that counts as a bid........but you don't need a bid do you?)

[ethans_so_bad]

NO, I really don't. Kinda redundant to bid on what I own..........




I said "own".................:D tee hee hee


You REALLY shouldn't a called all those 900 numbers!!!! :D

(and I don't think that counts as a bid........but you don't need a bid do you?)

[fly]

NO, I really don't. Kinda redundant to bid on what I own..........




I said "own".................:D tee hee hee

pffft................

[ethans_so_bad]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........



"Silence is the true friend that never betrays...." - Confucious




pffft................

[Outta]

I've been enjoying lots of phone sex with Ethan while he was gone. He recorded himself for me.

[fly]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........



"Silence is the true friend that never betrays...." - Confucious

I betrayed NOTHIN.........you hear me??? NOTHIN............I said "pffft........" loud and clear!!!!:D

[ethans_so_bad]

Well well................ I told you those recordings were for my sister, bitch.



I've been enjoying lots of phone sex with Ethan while he was gone. He recorded himself for me.

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! God I wanna....................





I betrayed NOTHIN.........you hear me??? NOTHIN............I said "pffft........" loud and clear!!!!:D

[fly]

LOL! God I wanna....................

"Silence is the true friend that never betrays...." - Confucious:lmao :lmao
Speechless baby??????

[ethans_so_bad]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HOW ..................... did I know THAT was coming?

Ever known ME to be speechless?


"Silence is the true friend that never betrays...." - Confucious:lmao :lmao

Speechless baby??????

[fly]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HOW ..................... did I know THAT was coming?

Ever known ME to be speechless?

I've known you to be a LOT of things.........but speechless certainly isn't one of them!!! hmm............you know how I love a challenge......So.......I promise you.........one day soon.........you'll be speechless.......;)

[ethans_so_bad]

I sincerely doubt that. And while we are ON that subject. THAT day, if I WERE speechless. I fear I may never hear from you again...........LOL!


"Do you know what it means, to miss New Orleans?............"




I've known you to be a LOT of things.........but speechless certainly isn't one of them!!! hmm............you know how I love a challenge......So.......I promise you.........one day soon.........you'll be speechless.......;)

[fly]

I sincerely doubt that. And while we are ON that subject. THAT day, if I WERE speechless. I fear I may never hear from you again...........LOL!


"Do you know what it means, to miss New Orleans?............"

So there IS something you're afraid of..................;)

[cheerymissy_34]

Ive only tried it a few times..and dont get me wrong it was fun..;) ..but i dont think im all that good at it

[fly]

Ive only tried it a few times..and dont get me wrong it was fun..;) ..but i dont think im all that good at it

Yeah, me either.....someone needs to start a phone sex 101 class..........any volunteer teachers?

[Sneaky]

Yeah, me either.....someone needs to start a phone sex 101 class..........any volunteer teachers?





;)

[Domus]

I guess, it starts with phone # . . . :)

[yaser]

While I am in no way qualified to teach a class in the subject, I would like to say that with the right partner, you can catch on pretty quick. It needs to be with someone who is comfortable with the whole thing and can put you at ease as well. Just like other ways of having sex, once you are able to relax, the rest just happens.

This is what I have been told anyway. ;)
You have taken your lesson well ,Sneaky.Now it is time to apply with a nice partner..

[El Pasion]

Yeah, me either.....someone needs to start a phone sex 101 class..........any volunteer teachers?
(Sigh-hhhhhhhhhh) ... Okaaaaaaaaaay. I guess I'll volunteer. But it's gotta be an all-ladies class! ;)

[fly]

(Sigh-hhhhhhhhhh) ... Okaaaaaaaaaay. I guess I'll volunteer. But it's gotta be an all-ladies class! ;)

Ya big CHICKEN..............LOL:D

[El Pasion]

Ya big CHICKEN..............LOL:D

Chicken?? Moi???!! I just like to stack the deck, darlin :D

[duanehofner]

New road for me

[fly]

Chicken?? Moi???!! I just like to stack the deck, darlin :D

Yeah that sounds like a good plan...........
(Just watch out for that big gal hiding in the back row with the goatee and the hairy legs!!!!)

[El Pasion]

Yeah that sounds like a good plan...........

(Just watch out for that big gal hiding in the back row with the goatee and the hairy legs!!!!)

I think that's what they call a Joker. Git her outta my deck!!

[fly]

I think that's what they call a Joker. Git her outta my deck!!

:lmao
So the Joker is no good? Damn......and here I thought that was the card you WANTED to get...............
(Did I mention I suck at cards????)


Anyone seen the Go Fish 101 class???

[El Pasion]

:lmao

So the Joker is no good? Damn......and here I thought that was the card you WANTED to get...............
(Did I mention I suck at cards????)


Anyone seen the Go Fish 101 class???

Nah, I'm dealin' for the Queen of Hearts. She's 34, blonde, and oh so sexy hot!! :dl

[fly]

Nah, I'm dealin' for the Queen of Hearts. She's 34, blonde, and oh so sexy hot!! :dl

Dang........too bad I"m just the concubine!!!!:D

[El Pasion]

Dang........too bad I"m just the concubine!!!!:D


I shall forsake all other wives and concubines for you, darlin :D

[fly]

I shall forsake all other wives and concubines for you, darlin :D

Wives?????
You sure you're not from Utah?

[El Pasion]

Wives?????

You sure you're not from Utah?

Okay ... just concubines :))):

[pointofnoreturn]

phone sex is hot with the right partners. With the wrong partners it is just fucking good. Oh you know me. Horny always....hornalicious.

[Han Solo]

phone sex is hot with the right partners. With the wrong partners it is just fucking good. Oh you know me. Horny always....hornalicious.
Ummm, in that case...can I have your phone number?:)

[El Pasion]

phone sex is hot with the right partners. With the wrong partners it is just fucking good. Oh you know me. Horny always....hornalicious. I luvs phone sex :D

[pointofnoreturn]

Ummm, in that case...can I have your phone number?:)now tht would be too easy. You have to find me..:wa: Have we met??:wa:

[pointofnoreturn]

I luvs phone sex :Ddo you have a big phone????:lf

[Han Solo]

now tht would be too easy. You have to find me..:wa: Have we met??:wa:
well not offiically, but I've admired your breasts from afar.....problem is I get cross eyed watching them bounce up and down and get vertigo before I get a chance to talk to you!

[pointofnoreturn]

well not offiically, but I've admired your breasts from afar.....problem is I get cross eyed watching them bounce up and down and get vertigo before I get a chance to talk to you!I can fix that...:wa:

[Han Solo]

I can fix that...:wa:
Well I would say Gee, you're all heart...but your actually all breast!

[pointofnoreturn]

Well I would say Gee, you're all heart...but your actually all breast!well I have an ass also, but not for tonight...:kk

[yaser]

well I have an ass also, but not for tonight...:kk
MAy I have an appointment for the other night? :lf

[pointofnoreturn]

MAy I have an appointment for the other night? :lfI will get back with you again my Yaser...I promise. :knuddel:

[yaser]

I will get back with you again my Yaser...I promise. :knuddel:
Looking forward to that moment..Point..

[cyclops]

do you have a big phone????:lf

Phones!! The only thing you will hear a group of men at a bar arguing about whose is the smallest. :D

[fishon]

never had it

[WandaRing]

I tried it once, with a married guy, he lived in England, so far enough away for me to feel safe. We had chatted on the net for a few months, he sounded nice, was always careful of my feelings and shyness.

Allowing him to call was a mistake, first he wasn’t any good on the phone and then he would not stop calling….I told him I was going to call the police, he finally stopped after a few days. I don’t think I would do that again, unless I really knew the person and I called them!

[El Pasion]

I tried it once, with a married guy, he lived in England, so far enough away for me to feel safe. We had chatted on the net for a few months, he sounded nice, was always careful of my feelings and shyness.

Allowing him to call was a mistake, first he wasn’t any good on the phone and then he would not stop calling….I told him I was going to call the police, he finally stopped after a few days. I don’t think I would do that again, unless I really knew the person and I called them!Yikes Annie! Apparently the bloke was a crafty, selfish bastard.

[cyclops]

Yikes Annie! Apparently the bloke was a crafty, selfish bastard.

Annie please don't think all of us Brits are the same.

Sounds like the guy needs to learn some manners :nu

[WandaRing]

Annie please don't think all of us Brits are the same.

Sounds like the guy needs to learn some manners :nu

Don't worry I don't...I have learned early in life not to judge people by one person's action...besides I have a very strong Brithish background...lol

[bryan3636]

That's the key Annie...not until you are certain that you know the person well and are comfortable enough to be able to be relaxed and let yourself go will it even be worth it. With the right person it can be an incredible experience. One that has your pleasure as a top priority because what satisfies you should satisfy them. It's more about the relationship than the sex but if done right it goes hand in hand (excuse the pun)



I tried it once, with a married guy, he lived in England, so far enough away for me to feel safe. We had chatted on the net for a few months, he sounded nice, was always careful of my feelings and shyness.

Allowing him to call was a mistake, first he wasn’t any good on the phone and then he would not stop calling….I told him I was going to call the police, he finally stopped after a few days. I don’t think I would do that again, unless I really knew the person and I called them!

[cherokeered]

I tried it once, with a married guy, he lived in England, so far enough away for me to feel safe. We had chatted on the net for a few months, he sounded nice, was always careful of my feelings and shyness.

Allowing him to call was a mistake, first he wasn’t any good on the phone and then he would not stop calling….I told him I was going to call the police, he finally stopped after a few days. I don’t think I would do that again, unless I really knew the person and I called them!

annie....stick to messenger or yahoo to chat with someone...you can always hang up or block them from calling you again on it or have yourself listed as invisible to that person....:55

[hoss]

annie....stick to messenger or yahoo to chat with someone...you can always hang up or block them from calling you again on it or have yourself listed as invisible to that person....:55

i agree Cher ...giving out your phone number can lead to all kinds of problems ...
my son had his phone number on facebook ,one of his so called friends joined him up to a joke a day text message ...i got a bill for $700...luckily i didnt have to pay ,but i did have to email the site ...

u never know what someone will do with your phone number ...at least with msn or yahoo u can change your username or block them ..

[RedHotPisces]

no wonder i cant get through :D



annie....stick to messenger or yahoo to chat with someone...you can always hang up or block them from calling you again on it or have yourself listed as invisible to that person....:55

[pointofnoreturn]

Phones!! The only thing you will hear a group of men at a bar arguing about whose is the smallest. :DHavae my phone talk to yours and we see where it goes. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[pointofnoreturn]

Looking forward to that moment..Point..don't worry sweetie. I wil not forget my first or best.....:kk

[cherokeered]

no wonder i cant get through :D

Well just do what the others do...pop up and say...hello, ya there????

LOL.....I would never block you...:kk

[RedHotPisces]

lol..ty hun :kk



Well just do what the others do...pop up and say...hello, ya there????

LOL.....I would never block you...:kk

[scoobertina]

Phone sex? what the heck is phone sex? Never ever heard of that one....:dd

[spare_change]

Phone sex? what the heck is phone sex? Never ever heard of that one....:dd


Don't worry, Scoob -- it's not all it's cracked up to be.

I tried it once -- damn edges gave me abrasions it took a month to heal ... and you don't even want to know where I hung it up at .

[My_Secrets_Kept]

someone call me... oh wait let me put my cell on vibrate first... ok, ready set go

talk about safe sex :D

[El Pasion]

someone call me... oh wait let me put my cell on vibrate first... ok, ready set go

talk about safe sex :DLOL! I like to keep my phone on vibrate also ... and between my legs :D

[scoobertina]

Don't worry, Scoob -- it's not all it's cracked up to be.

I tried it once -- damn edges gave me abrasions it took a month to heal ... and you don't even want to know where I hung it up at .

Spare, I wanna know... please dish it.... and if I had known I would have come up with a little salve for those abrasions of yours...

[Han Solo]

Scoob..........how am I gonna write a yes or no post in here if you keep losing my number???????

[scoobertina]

Scoob..........how am I gonna write a yes or no post in here if you keep losing my number???????

Han, sorry hon... ummm... can I get it one last time? ohhhh wait lemme give you mine..... 1-800-bea-tme2

[Han Solo]

Han, sorry hon... ummm... can I get it one last time? ohhhh wait lemme give you mine..... 1-800-bea-tme2
an 800 #.......and it's FREE too??? You are the best!

[scoobertina]

an 800 #.......and it's FREE too??? You are the best!

Only the best for you Han..:nu

[Han Solo]

Only the best for you Han..:nu
Awww, you really do spoil me..............does that mean more fees get charged to my credit card???

[MCat]

I've heard from a couple people that it can actually be quite nice...

[My_Secrets_Kept]

LOL! I like to keep my phone on vibrate also ... and between my legs :D


I found out quite by accident that it's the perfect place to have your phone when you've got it on vibrate because the music is too loud in the car to hear it ring!

[paris]

LOL! I like to keep my phone on vibrate also ... and between my legs :D
HEY!!! Me too!!! Call me!:whee:

[scoobertina]

Awww, you really do spoil me..............does that mean more fees get charged to my credit card???

Han... would I do that to you?:dd