Toilet Graffiti

[mile high]

~ Mark my words, when a poster has to turn to a lavatory for their humour, the writing is on the wall ~

I was peeing in a cup for my doctor the other day, when I noticed something different in the cubicle I usually habitate. Someone, using a sharp object, had carved out the words "DIE BITCH" onto the loo roll dispenser. This kind of pissed me off since the bathrooms were pretty new, and this cubicle had been previously unblemished.

I couldn't believe anyone in the vacinity would behave in such a juvenile fashion (accept me); those who wander the corridors all seemed to have regular heads on their shoulders. If this were a toilet in the bus station, or even at a restaurant, I would not have been so puzzled, but this was a bathroom in the depths of a small unit at a private hospital - no unauthorised people are ever likely to use it. The "bitch" will never even see this, seeing how it's the men's bathroom.

I'm not totally opposed to bathroom graffiti - but, there's a time and a place. In fact, some good ones have kept me entertained whilst I do the deed.


"Fuck me, suck me,
make me bleed.
Kinky sex,
is what i need."


"Government regulation 42-2 : All turds over 6 inches must be hand lowered."


"All that you love will be carried away" (A Stephen King fan with a Sharpie?)


The eternal:

"Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to shit
But only farted
(Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart and shit my pants)".


But I liked this one best:

"Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit into little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
Sit and eat their balls of shit."


Wha..??
It's bathroom grafitti, not Chaucer...


...So two things. Do any of you guys have insight into why someone would want to randomly vandalise this ass paper dispenser? A fit of anger? An unrealised, yet talentless artistic streak? Someone been watching too many episodes of Trading Spaces?

And two - have you seen any good bathroom graffiti lately?

[Guymisseswife]

Brings back gradeschool memories.

[scoobertina]

Hey Mile High... I thought about starting this once.... funny thread...


how about the famous FOR A GOOD TIME CALL...

[Phlirt]

Beans, beans, good for the heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat your beans at every meal!!

[mile high]

Hey Scoob, I'm easily amused (hence the desire to log these jokes).


In the toilets of a Budapest hostel some years ago:

"The toilet paper here is like Clint Eastwood - rough, tough and takes no shit"

[Han Solo]

My personal favorite posted on the wall above the urinal........"the joke is not on the wall, it's in your hand".............................yeah, not real motivational for sure!

[scoobertina]

My personal favorite posted on the wall above the urinal........"the joke is not on the wall, it's in your hand".............................yeah, not real motivational for sure!

not motivational but very funny..... I had a bunch of these at one time... why can't I remember them now...

[My_Secrets_Kept]

it's been a while since I've been in a public restroom that had much reading material written about...

but the ones that come to mind are things like... Cindy gives good head or Billy gave me crabs & similar countless others. And of course the inevitable huge heart drawn on the side wall with Cindy loves Billy 4-ever written in the middle!!

...names changed to protect the not so innocent :D

[Annie]

I’ve mentioned before that I met my husband while we were both working for a limousine company. My ex-husband found out that we were spending time together at the airport staging area. He went into the men’s room and wrote on the wall with a black Sharpie:

For a good time call Annie Mull at (555) 867-5309.

So my current husband walks into the men’s room and sees it, and he thinks to himself, “Hmm... that's my girlfriend… and Holy Crap… that’s my phone number!"

So he's standing there... in front of the urinal, not knowing if he should stand there and continue holding his jacket open to cover it up, or run back to limo to get a Sharpie to blacken it out!

[My_Secrets_Kept]

I’ve mentioned before that I met my husband while we were both working for a limousine company. My ex-husband found out that we were spending time together at the airport staging area. He went into the men’s room and wrote on the wall with a black Sharpie:

For a good time call Annie Mull at (555) 867-5309.

So my current husband walks into the men’s room and sees it, and he thinks to himself, “Hmm... that's my girlfriend… and Holy Crap… that’s my phone number!"

So he's standing there... in front of the urinal, not knowing if he should stand there and continue holding his jacket open to cover it up, or run back to limo to get a Sharpie to blacken it out!


OMG that's terrible!! Now you've got me curious wondering what did he end up doing to remove it?

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Have any of your every written a response or added to any of the graffiti that you've read in the toilet? or ever thought it was something that was so tactless that you've scribbled though it?

[Annie]

OMG that's terrible!! Now you've got me curious wondering what did he end up doing to remove it? Yes it was terrible.... at the time. Now I think it's damn funny!!

He eventually ran to the limo for a Sharpie, but all he had was red, so he had to go ask a couple of other guys before he found a black one! Just the look of panic on his face had to be priceless!!

[Annie]

Have any of your every written a response or added to any of the graffiti that you've read in the toilet? or ever thought it was something that was so tactless that you've scribbled though it?

Uh no... but my husband has!:D

[wall-flower]

I refuse to touch bathroom stalls and/or walls. So don't blame me for the reading material.

[northernvam]

I refuse to touch bathroom stalls and/or walls. So don't blame me for the reading material.

Does that mean that you do touch the toilet seat and bowl? See, now that doesn't make sense to me. Why would you not touch the stalls or walls, and yet touch the seat and bowl?

What I really hate is when you go into a stall, and you look down and see that some asshole has pissed on the seat. I mean he's not even civil enough to lift the seat, and then after he pisses on it, he doesn't even bother to wipe it up. That's probalby because he's one of those people who doesn't touch the seat or bowl. ..

[northernvam]

A poem that I learned in elementary school ...

Ah hem ...

Some come here to sit and think ...
Others come here to shit and stink ..
But I come here to scratch my balls ..
.. and read the bullshit on the walls ...

Thank You ....

[Missy38]

Don't stand on the seat crabs can jump 25 feet!

[Missy38]

No job is finished until the paper work is done!

[mile high]

Saw this in college:

Flush hard!
It has to make it all the way to the canteen.

[PlayfulMale69]

We have all seen the one's offerign a blow job if we call this number. I ahve seen more and more of email, IM, and Myspace addresses.

I haven't seen original thought on the bathroom walls in a while. I suppose the stuff I read growing up in the 60's was not new to the generation above me either.

I do agree that the defacing of the toilet paper roll is just wrong. I am just happy that I can sit on a clean seat. I am glad that most times as a man, I don't have to sit down in those bathrooms on those high brow gas stations we stop at. :D

[waterboy]

I love reading the walls it is funny

[Guymisseswife]

I love reading the walls it is funny

yay 150 posts now take a break :D lol

[Corvid]

Near the trough-like urinal in a bar in the town where I went to college, someone had posted a Karma Quiz, asking "who would you least like to be reincarnated as?". There was a long list of losers, miscreants, and sleazeballs apropos the early 1980's, but no one could top the last individual on the list: Richard Nixon's proctologist"

[Big O]

"They paint these walls to stop my pen, but the bathroom poet has struck again!"

[IMaLady]

I havent spent much time in public restrooms. Not enough to read the walls anyway. This thread is very funny and maybe I should spend sometime reading the walls the next time I visit one.

[Big O]

I havent spent much time in public restrooms. Not enough to read the walls anyway. This thread is very funny and maybe I should spend sometime reading the walls the next time I visit one.

what do you do when you go out??????:sc

[IMaLady]

what do you do when you go out??????:sc



Pee before I leave the house and when I get home. If Im out and I absolutly have to go I will but I am in and out with lightning speed.

[Big O]

Pee before I leave the house and when I get home. If Im out and I absolutly have to go I will but I am in and out with lightning speed.

lol you need to slow down and read oops,I mean smell the roses!!!

[IMaLady]

lol you need to slow down and read oops,I mean smell the roses!!!



:lmao I dont think I want to spend the time in there smelling anything.