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A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.
The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration,
Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.
The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.
She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.
At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.
She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.
"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."
Gawd, bugger off, the image in itself is kinda revolting! :whee: A vacuum cleaner!!!!
One Song Hero
08-19-2007, 06:06 PM
I never really wanted to be a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman before...
ethans_so_bad
08-19-2007, 06:13 PM
I should introduce her to the compressor in my garage. Besides that, Iv'e been cumming in less than ten seconds for years..............
I should introduce her to the compressor in my garage. Besides that, Iv'e been cumming in less than ten seconds for years..............
:D How candid of you!
ethans_so_bad
08-19-2007, 06:19 PM
I find openess and honesty attractive in a man.
surfnchat
08-19-2007, 10:16 PM
A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.
The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration,
Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.
The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.
She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.
At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.
She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.
"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."
Gawd, bugger off, the image in itself is kinda revolting! :whee: A vacuum cleaner!!!!
Shoot! I gave my wife an orgasm in less than 10 seconds when I picked up the vacuum cleaner and did the carpets! :lmao
OICurready4me
08-19-2007, 10:21 PM
The electric toothbrush must send her into orbit~!
Annie
08-19-2007, 10:50 PM
A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.
At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.
"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
Was it the gadget that got her off, or was it the fact that it was the first time in 15 years she'd had sex? :sc
My_Secrets_Kept
08-19-2007, 11:17 PM
OK curiousity got the better of me so I had to find a pic of this online and I must say that it doesn't look like anyting that I automatically expected it to... then the thought came to my mind wondering what kind of horrid hicky this thing could leave if you closed your legs in the midst of your orgasm!
OK curiousity got the better of me so I had to find a pic of this online and I must say that it doesn't look like anyting that I automatically expected it to... then the thought came to my mind wondering what kind of horrid hicky this thing could leave if you closed your legs in the midst of your orgasm!
:D
Sure puts a new meaning on 'Shake and Vac!'
snowflake
08-20-2007, 07:24 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh a new reason to get carpet in my house!!! :D
IMaLady
08-20-2007, 09:20 AM
I just cant see anything used to clean house as a turn on.
oldandnaked
08-20-2007, 11:20 AM
I just cant see anything used to clean house as a turn on.
Neither can my wife, that's why she has me do all the house work.
longing for passion
08-20-2007, 12:05 PM
I guess Curlee of the Three Stooges was right when he said..."keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.":lmao
snowflake
08-20-2007, 11:38 PM
:55 I agree with that, I like success!!!!!!! lol.........
I guess Curlee of the Three Stooges was right when he said..."keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.":lmao
hell...men have been using the vacuum cleaner for orgasms since the 40's .....i didnt know there was another purpose for them ...
pointofnoreturn
08-27-2007, 09:53 PM
I have a swiffer?????
I have a swiffer????? need a kirby point more suction baby:D
I don't know . . . I think depending on a vacuum after 15 years kinda sucks
nitehawk99
08-28-2007, 01:28 AM
i think that its all in the size of the cannister, though the suction quotient probably should not be underestimated.
So we're saying length of hose is not important?
AL(m)
08-28-2007, 10:15 AM
I have a swiffer?????
Would love to Swifter you.. and then maybe play vacuum clean for you.... got anything that needs a good sucking action????lol
Sandyboots
08-28-2007, 10:15 AM
It's not about size...some say. We've a Dyson so we'll never lose suction.
Talking of vacuums, has anyone ever vacuumed their lawn? Just curious, as I have... but then I am simply quite mad!
Frenchie
08-28-2007, 02:06 PM
Talking of vacuums, has anyone ever vacuumed their lawn? Just curious, as I have... but then I am simply quite mad!
There's machines for that, so your not that mad just like...semi
Dont mind if I picture you vacuuming your lawn in a little naughty nurse outfit speaking with a swedish accent!...dont forget the little hat, it's a must
sorry I'm horny
I'll go now
There's machines for that, so your not that mad just like...semi
Dont mind if I picture you vacuuming your lawn in a little naughty nurse outfit speaking with a swedish accent!...dont forget the little hat, it's a must
sorry I'm horny
I'll go now
O DaFrEnChGuy, can't we have a change from that one... and anyway, I much prefer Lederhosen and Hobnail boots!
Frenchie
08-28-2007, 02:39 PM
O DaFrEnChGuy, can't we have a change from that one... and anyway, I much prefer Lederhosen and Hobnail boots!
LOL
O.K. you can wear that but do the accent thingy, come on it's sexy
Mind you I bet your English is sexy as hell
again sorry
I'm thinking with head number 2 here... lol
LOL
O.K. you can wear that but do the accent thingy, come on it's sexy
Mind you I bet your English is sexy as hell
again sorry
I'm thinking with head number 2 here... lol
Hey! may I yodel? ;)
Frenchie
08-28-2007, 04:58 PM
Hey! may I yodel? ;)
Can ya!
HELLLL YEAH!
Now for some reason I'm imagining a little danish outfit with a vacuum!
O.K. skip the vacuum
Can ya!
HELLLL YEAH!
Now for some reason I'm imagining a little danish outfit with a vacuum!
O.K. skip the vacuum
Danisssssssssh :sc ahhhhhhhh! well I do have some clogs, ya! is good? Or how about English style, a Union Jack thong and a smile! :)
troos2
08-28-2007, 06:09 PM
Do you think they have an attachment for my battery powered dustbuster?
Do you think they have an attachment for my battery powered dustbuster?
Sure troos, but it may be on a smaller scale! :)
troos2
10-12-2007, 01:32 PM
Sure troos, but it may be on a smaller scale! :)
Dang, that puts a crimp in my plans to go door to door like the Kirby salesguy.:D
Dang, that puts a crimp in my plans to go door to door like the Kirby salesguy.:D
Bloody nora troos, how long have you been away? I had forgotten all about this awful thread of mine! :)
Bloody nora troos, how long have you been away? I had forgotten all about this awful thread of mine! :)
Maybe you forgot, but I think about it everytime I hear a vacuum!:55
I think you may have given rise to another fetish for me.
redtruck98
10-15-2007, 11:40 AM
I am going to vacuum the house tonight with a big smile.
troos2
10-15-2007, 06:50 PM
I'm going to design a model for us guys and strike a blow (or suck) for reverse equal rights.
It needs more power. Lets attach a jet engine to it. Maybe she will have an orgasm every second lasting about a second.
MunkyBrain
08-23-2009, 06:18 PM
bump
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