1 to 5

[UltimateNaneki]

Each post is assigned a number - 1 to 5. The poster will write the number of words assigned to create a sentence that has to have SOME basis in reality.

for example:

Poster 1 might say "Cocks", (1 word)
poster 2 might add "aren't fun" (2 words)
poster 3 might add "to hold onto" (3 words)
poster 4 might add "when they are ready" (4 words)
poster 5 might add "to chase the hens amorously." (5 words)

After each sentence is completed, we simply start over again - anybody can be no. 1, etc.

To post your addition, simply put the number of words in the Title block, and post away.

I will start:

[UltimateNaneki]

1. Glorious

[Andytyme]

1. Glorious

2. You are

[UltimateNaneki]

3. when you smile

[Micwar]

4. and bend over naked

[Andytyme]

4. and bend over naked

5. For me to doggie you.

[UltimateNaneki]

1. Chocolate

[Andytyme]

1. Chocolate

2. covered penis

[Operator Bob]

2. tastes good

[Operator Bob]

3. don't work well

[Andytyme]

3. don't work well

4. with marshmellow covered pussy

[My_Secrets_Kept]

with a cherry on top!

[Micwar]

1. Trumpet

[Andytyme]

1. Trumpet

2. music sounds

[CuriousGeorge]

3. whenever I unzip

[Guymisseswife]

4 my pants and grasp

[c50t]

5. my large brass slide tromboner

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Rain

[UltimateNaneki]

feels great

[Micwar]

on your skin

[UltimateNaneki]

especially when there are

[Andytyme]

especially when there are

Tongues to lick you dry.

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Fantasizing

[Andytyme]

Fantasizing

About MySecretskept

[My_Secrets_Kept]

About MySecretskept

will drive you

[Andytyme]

will drive you

To the brink of

[My_Secrets_Kept]

ecstacy, then over the edge.

[Andytyme]

Thinking

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Thinking

about chatting

[Andytyme]

about chatting

and talking dirty

[Pebbles]

and talking dirty


when in bed together.

[PlayfulMale69]

when in bed together.

Feeling like I will explode

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Memories

[UltimateNaneki]

good and

[My_Secrets_Kept]

bad are what

[PunkyBob]

add together to make

[My_Secrets_Kept]

memories that last a lifetime.

[PlayfulMale69]

Excitement

[My_Secrets_Kept]

can lead

[PunkyBob]

to exotic adventures

[UltimateNaneki]

whips, handcuffs, teddies, corsettes

[UltimateNaneki]

man will we have fun!!

[One Song Hero]

Everyone

[c50t]

who posts

[Sandyboots]

needs to give

[TheTurtle]

thought to the flow

[vinnieborg]

of things to do

[Sandyboots]

hot

[TheTurtle]

lazy days

[CuriousGeorge]

are great for

[c50t]

unzipping, unbuttoning, untying, and

[jeffpilot]

to exotic adventures 4. and large puffy warts...

[jeffpilot]

OK...OK...I screwed up...I didn't go far enough into the thread... :(

5. Applying lotion to bare skin...

Did I redeem myself? :)

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Wondering

[Amaretto]

which man

[Micwar]

has a big

[MCat]

banana in his pocket

[Micwar]

that is firm and hard

[UltimateNaneki]

Understanding

[boomer3]

2. which one

[UltimateNaneki]

3. is the off

[boomer3]

4. button to this vibrating

[UltimateNaneki]

5. bed, is always very good!

[boomer3]

Wicked

[TheTurtle]

people will

[My_Secrets_Kept]

try to hurt

[Sandyboots]

whomever they can to

[MCat]

show the strength they lack.

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Quiet

[MCat]

flirting is

[Operator Bob]

contagious

[MCat]

Hey Bob....give us two more words in your post....need 3 words. :)

[Operator Bob]

darn....I should have read the instructions...

Contagious when fighting.....

[MCat]

the feelings in your

[spare_change]

your heart, soul, and genitals

[unctarheel_32]

Ladies

[My_Secrets_Kept]

are sexy

[Pink4You]

and beautiful creatures

[One Song Hero]

that should never be

[UltimateNaneki]

hit or bruise inside out!

[One Song Hero]

hit or bruise inside out!
oh, Ulti... I hope that is not your fate, this morning or any!

[Next 1 to 5...]

So

[Pebbles]

Don't tell.....

[One Song Hero]

we can always

[cyclops]

........

[cyclops]

laugh about this sometime

[One Song Hero]

when it's just us two.

[cyclops]

My......

[Pebbles]

sex toys..

[cyclops]

are laid out.....

[One Song Hero]

in the exact order

[My_Secrets_Kept]

that I wanna use them!

[One Song Hero]

Full..

[My_Secrets_Kept]

kisses on

[One Song Hero]

full, wet lips

[My_Secrets_Kept]

is what I desire

[One Song Hero]

from you, My Secrets Kept (is that alright, MSK?) :kk

[My_Secrets_Kept]

from you, My Secrets Kept (is that alright, MSK?)


:kk :knuddel:

Good morning OneSong

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Slow

[One Song Hero]

:kk :knuddel:

Good morning OneSong
Good morning to you, my dear MSK! :knuddel: :kk :kk
Slow
Dancing Is

[My_Secrets_Kept]

sensual when with

[One Song Hero]

(Slow)

(dancing is)

(sensual when with)

a partner you really

[My_Secrets_Kept]

care for, desire being with.

[One Song Hero]

Would

[duanehofner]

anybody like

[One Song Hero]

to see my

[duanehofner]

Hofner play some slow

[duanehofner]

Blues to set the mood

[cookies & Cream]

Say

[UltimateNaneki]

2. whatever you

[cookies & Cream]

3. feel like when

[cyclops]

4. In the mood to......

[UltimateNaneki]

chat and flirt with me.

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Visions

[UltimateNaneki]

fogged by

[Willy S]

intense desire are

[My_Secrets_Kept]

confusing and exciting all

[MCat]

at once...boggling the mind.

[UltimateNaneki]

Goo

[One Song Hero]

[MCat, you bat cleanup so well..!]

and poo

[UltimateNaneki]

2. and gooey

[cyclops]

are words that......

[My_Secrets_Kept]

make me want to

[UltimateNaneki]

take a shower right away....

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Dreams

[UltimateNaneki]

come true

[cookies & Cream]

when two people

[TheTurtle]

try their best to

[My_Secrets_Kept]

make time for one another.

[UltimateNaneki]

Ziploc

[MCat]

bags are

[UltimateNaneki]

great for lunches

[MCat]

and panties removed at

[My_Secrets_Kept]

the beach, bar and car! lol

[UltimateNaneki]

Pancakes

[My_Secrets_Kept]

with chocolate

[UltimateNaneki]

and strawberries, yummy

[My_Secrets_Kept]

makes me want to

[cookies & Cream]

crash my diet and eat!!

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Fantasizing

[cookies & Cream]

about him

[My_Secrets_Kept]

holding me tonight

[MCat]

brings me extreme pleasure

[cookies & Cream]

and I get extremely excited!!

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Playing

[cookies & Cream]

in his

[My_Secrets_Kept]

lap can be

[cookies & Cream]

a very sensual experience

[My_Secrets_Kept]

for both him and me!

[MCat]

leading to an upstanding event.

[TheTurtle]

Staying

[inmy4x]

hard all

[My_Secrets_Kept]

day can be

[One Song Hero]

well, hard, but it

[cyclops]

is certainly an enjoyable challenge

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Thinking

[My_Secrets_Kept]

too much

[cyclops]

makes you go.......

[Pebbles]

mental when you see.....

[cyclops]

others not thinking at all

[cyclops]

Big

[Postman]

with no where to go

[dartgirl]

Big

ideas come

[Pebbles]

to the mind

[cyclops]

of an imaginative person

[Postman]

That is lacking sex

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Hearing

[My_Secrets_Kept]

his voice

[duanehofner]

at that moment

[spjimbo]

makes me want to

[UltimateNaneki]

cuddle up real close now!

[spjimbo]

Why

[UltimateNaneki]

are you

[cyclops]

playing this game.....

[noodlegurl]

because of you

[dartgirl]

playing this game.....


when what you want

[My_Secrets_Kept]

to play with him instead?

[dartgirl]

Rain

[Big O]

makes me

[My_Secrets_Kept]

.

[Postman]

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dartgirl]

makes me

want to stay

[My_Secrets_Kept]

ok lol, my dial up is too slow to keep up with the two of you!

[Lena]

want to stay
in bed snuggling with

[Big O]

the love of my life.....

[dartgirl]

Choclate

[Lena]

is very

[Big O]

good for you

[dartgirl]

satisfiying if you

[Lena]

can share it with

[bryan3636]

is really to

[dartgirl]

can share it with

someone who feels the same.

[Willy S]

Feel

[dartgirl]

me when

[Willy S]

me when

you're all alone

[Phlirt]

you're all alone

and in need of

[Willy S]

something to make you squirm.

[dartgirl]

your special kind of attention.

[cookies & Cream]

Thanks

[My_Secrets_Kept]

can be

[cookies & Cream]

very fulfilling when

[Postman]

It is used properly

[cookies & Cream]

and it is really meant

[Pebbles]

To....

[duanehofner]

be with

[TheTurtle]

you would be

[Pebbles]

Heaven and I would

[TheTurtle]

Heaven and I would

stay as long as possible.

[cookies & Cream]

Now,

[My_Secrets_Kept]

why not

[bryan3636]

give me something

[My_Secrets_Kept]

to sink my teeth

[Momma]

into, lips so very tasty

[My_Secrets_Kept]

His

[cookies & Cream]

kisses are

[My_Secrets_Kept]

precious, his hugs

[cookies & Cream]

are so awesome that

[My_Secrets_Kept]

...I wanna hold him tight.

[cookies & Cream]

Her

[Postman]

Heart melts in my hands

[cookies & Cream]

hmmm

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Her

dreams are

[MCat]

1. Her

2. dreams are




3. unrealistic and will

[Pebbles]

1. Her

2. dreams are




3. unrealistic and will

cast a disappointing shadow

[My_Secrets_Kept]

if she doesn't tread lightly.

[boomer3]

Dumb

[My_Secrets_Kept]

is not

[cyclops]

a reason to....

[TheTurtle]

This isn't part of the game, but the sentence shaping up reminded me of a really funny thing I heard the other day. In "Beauty and the Geek," this "Beauty" was asked if she knew who wrote Beethoven's Fifth. She replied "I don't read many books, just magazines". :lmao :lmao

[My_Secrets_Kept]

call them names and

[TheTurtle]

make fun of their stupidity...


(not that I believe this for a moment, as my ealier post indicated :lmao )

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Kindness

[whosdaflirt]

is returned...

[oldandnaked]

to the giver

[PunkyBob]

in return for their

[Pebbles]

True Story of an Unwanted

[Postman]

but not unneeded

[dartgirl]

Rivers

[boomer3]

run through

[cookies & Cream]

towns and cities

[boomer3]

destroying homes and lives

[cookies & Cream]

or being nice to look at

[Postman]

No worries there

[boomer3]

Drinking

[cookies & Cream]

alcohol can

[cmt21lem]

to explode with joy

[Postman]

ecourage
alcohol can

[Momma]

Ok, Ok...we're getting a bit off track here guys...lol...it's 1 to 5...first post-one word, second post-two words and so on...I'll get us back on track here....

Touching

[Postman]

to feel

[noodlegurl]

you against me

[Momma]

is the most erotic