Movie and TV lines (part 2)

[Annie]

a repost of an older thread...
Let's see if this works. For each round, someone will post a funny, memorable, or otherwise interesting line from a movie or TV show. We'll see who can remember what show it came from, and what the context was. Then that person (or someone else) can post a line for the next round. Even if you have no idea, it will be fun to make up some possible context scenarios.
I'll start with one that's been an inside joke at my house for years....it's a little obscure perhaps, but it still cracks me up after all these years.

"That's like Ma Kettle calling Pa Kettle black."

[Bluzeman]

That's a good one, but I have no idea! How about this one from a brilliant movie:

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

[Sandyboots]

No clue...how about, "and they rejoiced, 'Yay'".

[OICurready4me]

That's a good one, but I have no idea! How about this one from a brilliant movie:

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"


I believe that is Dr. Strangelove

[pointofnoreturn]

That's a good one, but I have no idea! How about this one from a brilliant movie:

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"Is that Patton??????

[bestcee]

No clue...how about, "and they rejoiced, 'Yay'".

Monty Python and the Holy Grail...I love the use of coconuts in this movie!

The one in my house is "Everything's coming up Millhouse".

[p.a]

a repost of an older thread...




Would that be Ma and Pa Kettle?

On the 23rd Day of the Month of September in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence, and this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places...”

[bestcee]

Little shop, little shop of horrors. It's the opening.

here's one:

My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already

[cyclops]

Little shop, little shop of horrors. It's the opening.

here's one:

My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already

Great film American Beauty :55

Here's one

Picture a game show.


Presenter: So Graham tell us your hobbies then.
Guest: Well urm My Hobbies are Golf, Strangling Animals and Masterbating.
Presenter: Oh urm a strange choice of hobbies there sir?
Guest: Well yes, Golf Isn't very popular where I come from. :D

[PlayfulMale69]

Great film American Beauty :55

Here's one

Picture a game show.

Presenter: So Graham tell us your hobbies then.
Guest: Well urm My Hobbies are Golf, Strangling Animals and Masterbating.
Presenter: Oh urm a strange choice of hobbies there sir?
Guest: Well yes, Golf Isn't very popular where I come from. :D


Wheel of Fortune?

How about this.

Question: Have you ever been convicted of a Felony?
Answer: Convicted? No, never convicted (as they smile to each other)

[BigRedLover]

Wheel of Fortune?

How about this.

Question: Have you ever been convicted of a Felony?
Answer: Convicted? No, never convicted (as they smile to each other)

Goodfellas?

"did you get that memo?"

[bestcee]

Office Space! The epitome of my job!!!

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

[surfdude]

Wheel of Fortune?

How about this.

Question: Have you ever been convicted of a Felony?
Answer: Convicted? No, never convicted (as they smile to each other)

Stripes

"We all must do that which we must do. For if we do not do that which we must do, that which we must do does not get done."

[BigRedLover]

Office Space! The epitome of my job!!!

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Indiana Jones (Raiders of the lost ark)

"I hope we're paid up on our hobo stab insurance"

[surfdude]

Indiana Jones (Raiders of the lost ark)

"I hope we're paid up on our hobo stab insurance"

Accepted

"Take off you hoser"

[Andytyme]

Richard, whos your favortie little rascal? Alfalfa? or is it SPANKY? .... SINNER!!!..

[pointofnoreturn]

Accepted

"Take off you hoser"Bill and teds excellent adventure???????

Crying...there is no crying in baseball.........???????????

[Sneaky]

Bill and teds excellent adventure???????

Crying...there is no crying in baseball.........???????????

A League Of Thier Own!!! Excellent line!

"Now that's a shame when somebody goes and throws away a perfectly good white boy like that".

[boomer3]

My fave said by scarface in "Half Baked"

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, IM OUT!

[pointofnoreturn]

A League Of Thier Own!!! Excellent line!

"Now that's a shame when somebody goes and throws away a perfectly good white boy like that".You know I would guess the Jerk...But not sure????More clues please????

[Sneaky]

You know I would guess the Jerk...But not sure????More clues please????

Um. Ok. Here's another:

"Two Dollars! I want my two dollars!"

:sc

[p.a]

Um. Ok. Here's another:

"Two Dollars! I want my two dollars!"

:sc
Better Off Dead


The fool, the meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell!

[p.a]

You know I would guess the Jerk...But not sure????More clues please????



Better Off Dead... (1985) (http://www.imdb.com/Quotes?0088794)

Tree Trimmer (http://www.imdb.com/Name?Williams,+Steven+(I)): Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

[Sneaky]

Better Off Dead... (1985) (http://www.imdb.com/Quotes?0088794)
Tree Trimmer (http://www.imdb.com/Name?Williams,+Steven+(I)): Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
The fool, the meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell!

Excellent!

Next:

"I'll be your huckleberry"

[Han Solo]

Excellent!

Next:

"I'll be your huckleberry"
Mr. Doc Holiday himself in "TOMBSTONE"!

(A Lady quoting westerns?.........whoa!...I think my 6 shooter just went off!):D




How bout:

"Great Kid..........Don't get Cocky"!

[Andytyme]

Star Wars!

"Your a handsome devil, whats your name?"

Mr. Doc Holiday himself in "TOMBSTONE"!

(A Lady quoting westerns?.........whoa!...I think my 6 shooter just went off!):D




How bout:

"Great Kid..........Don't get Cocky"!

[p.a]

Star Wars!

"Your a handsome devil, whats your name?"


Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) (http://www.imdb.com/Quotes?0119229)

Mary Blank (http://www.imdb.com/Name?Harris,+Barbara+(I)): You're a handsome devil. What's your name?
( The fool, the meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell! )

[Mustang65]

What is it from?

No Googling it!

"Tomorow the sun will rise. You don't know what the tides will bring"

[p.a]

What is it from?

No Googling it!

"Tomorow the sun will rise. You don't know what the tides will bring"


( The fool, the meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell! ) Forbidden Planet.....Robby the Robot?

[Sneaky]

"Tomorow the sun will rise. You don't know what the tides will bring"

Cast Away!

How about this one:
"Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot I'm not married...."

[cheerymissy_34]

Cast Away!

How about this one:
"Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot I'm not married...."

no idea

here goes one hope i write it the way its said
"I may not be a smart man...but i know what love is"

[scoobertina]

no idea

here goes one hope i write it the way its said
"I may not be a smart man...but i know what love is"

Forrest Gump

"What if there is noone? What if I wait my whole life and he doesn't exist?"

[Sneaky]

How about this one:
"Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot I'm not married...."

OK. Here is another hint:
"Typical men. Always confusing their pistols with their privates"

[Sneaky]

Forrest Gump

"What if there is noone? What if I wait my whole life and he doesn't exist?"
The Lakehouse

[Micwar]

Cast Away!

How about this one:
"Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot I'm not married...."

Nice Avatar and is it part of the hint......Batman Returns



"See if you can guess what I am now . . . I'm a zit"

[Sneaky]

Nice Avatar and is it part of the hint......Batman Returns[QUOTE]

Correct! It's Catwoman!


[QUOTE=Micwar]"See if you can guess what I am now . . . I'm a zit"

Animal House!!

How about this one:
"Get your hands off me you filthy monkeys!"

[chiboy_67]

[QUOTE][QUOTE=Micwar]Nice Avatar and is it part of the hint......Batman Returns

Correct! It's Catwoman!




Animal House!!

How about this one:
"Get your hands off me you filthy monkeys!"

Planet of the Apes?

[Sneaky]

[QUOTE=Sneaky][QUOTE]

Planet of the Apes?
Correct Chiboy!

[unctarheel_32]

here is one

only steers and queers come from texas and I dont see no horns on your head boy.

[Sneaky]

here is one

only steers and queers come from texas and I dont see no horns on your head boy.

Full Metal Jacket


Here's one:
"Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. "

[OICurready4me]

Full Metal Jacket


Here's one:
"Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. "



Star Wars?


"All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training. "

[Sneaky]

Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. "

[QUOTE][QUOTE=OICurready4me]Star Wars?[QUOTE]

LOL! No. Have you heard them talk like that in a Star Wars movie? LMAO.

[QUOTE=OICurready4me]"All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training. "[QUOTE]
This one I do not know.....

[OICurready4me]

[QUOTE=Sneaky]Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. "

[QUOTE][QUOTE=OICurready4me]Star Wars?

LOL! No. Have you heard them talk like that in a Star Wars movie? LMAO.

[QUOTE][QUOTE=OICurready4me]"All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training. "
This one I do not know.....


Actually....I was being funny about Star Wars.....I know it is from Pulp Fiction...a great movie!


A hint on mine..... Ed Norton is in it...

[Micwar]

[QUOTE=OICurready4me][QUOTE=Sneaky][QUOTE=Sneaky]Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. "




Excellent movie ..Fight Club



"I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no."

[OICurready4me]

[QUOTE=OICurready4me][QUOTE=Sneaky][QUOTE=Sneaky]Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. "




Excellent movie ..Fight Club



"I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no."


Weird Science....



"But Jimmy and I could never be made because we had Irish blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country"

[Sneaky]

"But Jimmy and I could never be made because we had Irish blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country"

Good Fellas!

How about this one:
"Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him? "

[Micwar]

How about this one:
"Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him? "


Star Wars

Here's one

When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood come from, right? You know where the blood come from, right? His head and his feet. So A - he's stupid and B - he can't run.

[Sneaky]

Better Off Dead


The fool, the meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell!

Forbidden Planet

Here's one:
"So there's me an' Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months in, I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb move, I know, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to... stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they dated for years, lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she tells me that a couple times, he brought other people to bed with them - ménage a tois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind. I mean, I'm not used to that sort of thing, right? I was raised Catholic. So I get weirded out, and just start blasting her, right? This is the only way I can deal with it - by calling her a slut, and telling her that she was used - I mean, I'm out for blood I want to hurt her - because I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling. And I'm like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and she's telling me that it was that time, in that place, and she didn't do anything wrong, so she's not gonna apologize. So I tell her it's over, and I walk. It was a mistake. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something. And what I didn't get was that she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me, for the Bob. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away... "

[chasezee]

hmm star wars ( Han solo maybe??

how bout
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[Sneaky]

"So there's me an' Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months in, I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Dumb move, I know, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to... stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they dated for years, lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she tells me that a couple times, he brought other people to bed with them - ménage a tois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind. I mean, I'm not used to that sort of thing, right? I was raised Catholic. So I get weirded out, and just start blasting her, right? This is the only way I can deal with it - by calling her a slut, and telling her that she was used - I mean, I'm out for blood I want to hurt her - because I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling. And I'm like "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and she's telling me that it was that time, in that place, and she didn't do anything wrong, so she's not gonna apologize. So I tell her it's over, and I walk. It was a mistake. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something. And what I didn't get was that she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me, for the Bob. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away...


hmm star wars ( Han solo maybe??

LOL! NO. Why does everyone assume that every movie quote I post is a Han Solo quote? LOL.
:sc

It's from Chasing Amy, it's the Silent Bob quote.

how bout
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

The Shining! Excellent Movie!

[Sneaky]

Here's one:


"Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like "Baby" and "Sweetheart?" Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated"

[sargethree]

Wow, no clue on that one, Sneaky.



How about this...."Non!" (Hint-spoken by someone famous for NOT speaking)

[Sneaky]

Wow, no clue on that one, Sneaky.



How about this...."Non!" (Hint-spoken by someone famous for NOT speaking)

Total guess here, but is it Caito from the Pink Panther movies?

[OICurready4me]

Here's one:


"Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like "Baby" and "Sweetheart?" Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated"



How about "John Tucker Must Die"?

[Sneaky]

How about "John Tucker Must Die"?

:55 You got it!

[sargethree]

Total guess here, but is it Caito from the Pink Panther movies?

No, sorry.

[OICurready4me]

Here's a new one...


"You wanna know what normal is to me? I haven't seen normal since I was six years old. When I was six, I saw two cops take a friend of mine outside and tie him to a pole. He was twelve years old and they shoved two shotguns into his mouth and broke his fucking teeth off, and then they popped two shotgun shells into his mouth and blew his fucking head off. That's what normal is to me, Richie. I don't give a fuck... "

[sargethree]

Forgot about this one until I saw it again today :lmao

"Son......son, here's a stick to beat the lovely lady with."

[Han Solo]

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LOL! NO. Why does everyone assume that every movie quote I post is a Han Solo quote? LOL.
:sc



And is there something wrong with that? :nu .............or should I say "Damn Fool. I knew you were going to say that".........Ooops, that's another Han Solo quote :o Sorry! :D

[Huzyerdaddi]

Darth Vader to Luke:

Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. I've felt your presents.

[dirtyjeeper]

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

[Sneaky]

"Maybe I didn't really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we're all just hurling towards an apocalypse, in which case it's not your fault. I'm been thinking about all these things and... you're probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing - about the letter. Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. - It hurts me to know it's out there. Later."

[bryan3636]

That would be the recently departed Marcel Marceau in Mel Brooks' Silent Movie




Wow, no clue on that one, Sneaky.



How about this...."Non!" (Hint-spoken by someone famous for NOT speaking)

[Sneaky]

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

I know this was George Burns, right? But I don't know what it was from?

[Sneaky]

Here's a new one...


"You wanna know what normal is to me? I haven't seen normal since I was six years old. When I was six, I saw two cops take a friend of mine outside and tie him to a pole. He was twelve years old and they shoved two shotguns into his mouth and broke his fucking teeth off, and then they popped two shotgun shells into his mouth and blew his fucking head off. That's what normal is to me, Richie. I don't give a fuck... "

American Gangster

[Sneaky]

"Maybe I didn't really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we're all just hurling towards an apocalypse, in which case it's not your fault. I'm been thinking about all these things and... you're probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing - about the letter. Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. - It hurts me to know it's out there. Later."

FYI This one is from Say Anything....since I don't think anyone is going to get it. ;)

[Sneaky]

Here is another one:
"--Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?
--Empire
--Blasphemy. Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets"

[TNtiger]

"sometimes there just not enough rocks"

Forrest Gump

[TNtiger]

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine

Rick
Casablanca

[Han Solo]

Here is another one:
"--Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?
--Empire
--Blasphemy. Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets"
Ok....I have NO idea what the hell movie that quote came from....but even bringing up ANYTHING that mentions the Carbonite Chamber scene and Bobba Fet carting Solo off as a better movie???? :nu That is BULL. CRAP! :mad: ....and this kind of insubordination will not be tolerated by the CAPTAIN! :D

[Sneaky]

Ok....I have NO idea what the hell movie that quote came from....but even bringing up ANYTHING that mentions the Carbonite Chamber scene and Bobba Fet carting Solo off as a better movie???? :nu That is BULL. CRAP! :mad: ....and this kind of insubordination will not be tolerated by the CAPTAIN! :D

:sc Yeah, um, this is a game about identifying the quote. Not giving your opinion on the content of the quote, mkay? My goodness you were cranky this morning. Is this still bothering you?;)

[Han Solo]

:sc Yeah, um, this is a game about identifying the quote. Not giving your opinion on the content of the quote, mkay? My goodness you were cranky this morning. Is this still bothering you?;)

:sc Ummm.......upon further review...No, Nope, Not at all.........I'll let you have this one today! ;)

[Sneaky]

:sc Ummm.......upon further review...No, Nope, Not at all.........I'll let you have this one today! ;)

Interesting......

"--Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?
--Empire
--Blasphemy. Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets"

FYI: Said quote is from Clerks.

I don't think I pick very good ones. I end up playing this game with myself and random comentary from Han Solo. LMAO.:D

[Han Solo]

Interesting......



FYI: Said quote is from Clerks.

I don't think I pick very good ones. I end up playing this game with myself and random comentary from Han Solo. LMAO.:D
Well maybe we should change the thread title to "Bad Movies That Normal People Would Only Watch Once".........maybe that would help you there?? Hmmm? :D I'm assuming I just lost my part time job as "Random Commentator" in this thread then??? :sc

[Sneaky]

Well maybe we should change the thread title to "Bad Movies That Normal People Would Only Watch Once".........maybe that would help you there?? Hmmm? :D I'm assuming I just lost my part time job as "Random Commentator" in this thread then??? :sc

:nu Maybe we should just change it to ridicule Sneaky's movie selections in here only if your name is Han Solo because nobody else has said anything NEGATIVE. Although, if I am playing this all by myself, the silence does speak volumes.:sc
Oh well. I don't mind playing with myself. ;)

[Han Solo]

:nu Maybe we should just change it to ridicule Sneaky's movie selections in here only if your name is Han Solo because nobody else has said anything NEGATIVE. Although, if I am playing this all by myself, the silence does speak volumes.:sc
Oh well. I don't mind playing with myself. ;)

:rolleyes: Well ain't that just a kick in the crotch.........Another job I'm out of because of this thread :(

[Sneaky]

:rolleyes: Well ain't that just a kick in the crotch.........Another job I'm out of because of this thread :(

You can always play along. Mr. Control. ;)

[Han Solo]

You can always play along. Mr. Control. ;)
Well glad to know I've gotten a promotion from Mr. Complicated, which at the time was a step up from Mr. Aggravating........so at least there is hope for me yet

[Sneaky]

Well glad to know I've gotten a promotion from Mr. Complicated, which at the time was a step up from Mr. Aggravating........so at least there is hope for me yet

Yeah. A New Hope. :kk

[Han Solo]

Yeah. A New Hope. :kk
Seeeee!!!!...........Now THAT line we all got!!! :55 There's hope for you too! :)

[Sneaky]

Seeeee!!!!...........Now THAT line we all got!!! :55 There's hope for you too! :)
I don't believe in making things easier. You should know that by now.:D

[Han Solo]

I don't believe in making things easier. You should know that by now.:D

:eek: Yeah, I'm sure you were well aware that my customary "Fake Surprised Guy" here would be making an appearance at that revelation!! :D

[ksue7274]

Did you see the size of that chicken?

[flake68]

Did you see the size of that chicken?

No clue.........................

How about this....................



While influtraiting the group.....................the spy sitting at the fire ask......

"Can someone pass the Ketchup...."

Needless to say, they killed him..........................:D

[ksue7274]

"Did you see the size of that chicken?"
Young Guns

[Fargo...really]

No clue.........................

How about this....................



While influtraiting the group.....................the spy sitting at the fire ask......

"Can someone pass the Ketchup...."

Needless to say, they killed him..........................:D

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

Next quote: "What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"

[Sneaky]

"Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts. "

[OICurready4me]

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

Next quote: "What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"

Is that Color of Money?

[Fargo...really]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fargo...really
"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

Next quote: "What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"


Is that Color of Money?

"No Country for Old Men" (FANTASTIC movie!!!)

[Fargo...really]

"Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts. "

"The Last Kiss"

[Fargo...really]

"Dear Jesse, as the moon lingers a moment over the Bitterroots, before its descent into the invisible, my mind is filled with song. I find I am humming softly; not to the music, but something else; some place else; a place remembered; a field of grass where no one seemed to have been; except a deer; and the memory is strengthened by the feeling of you, dancing in my awkward arms. "

[Sneaky]

"The Last Kiss"

Very good! Yes!:55

How about this one:

Girl: You love the original Star Wars trilogy because it's all about storytelling and myth, before CGI ruined everything. You show me a guy who loves Empire and I'll show you a guy who's not afraid of his imagination. Like when Luke gets to the cave and he asks Yoda what's in there and Yoda says...

Guy: [imitating Yoda's voice with Star Wars music playing in the background] ... Only what you take with you.

Girl: But he goes in anyway because he's not afraid of his own mind.

Guy: He's walking the path of the Jedi, that's why

Girl: That's you! You're Luke!

[Sneaky]

"Dear Jesse, as the moon lingers a moment over the Bitterroots, before its descent into the invisible, my mind is filled with song. I find I am humming softly; not to the music, but something else; some place else; a place remembered; a field of grass where no one seemed to have been; except a deer; and the memory is strengthened by the feeling of you, dancing in my awkward arms. "

A River Runs Through It

[Fargo...really]

A River Runs Through It

Well done, Sweetie!

How about this:
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart."

[Sneaky]

Well done, Sweetie!

How about this:
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart."

Thank you. That is Helen Keller. Not sure what movie or TV show that would be. Unless, The Miracle Worker? LOL.

[Fargo...really]

Originally Posted by Fargo...really
Well done, Sweetie!

How about this:
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart."


Thank you. That is Helen Keller. Not sure what movie or TV show that would be. Unless, The Miracle Worker? LOL.

"The English Patient"

[Sneaky]

Originally Posted by Fargo...really
Well done, Sweetie!

How about this:
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart."

"The English Patient"

Oh......Helen Keller said it too. Just sayin. ;)

Here is one:
"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die."

[Fargo...really]

Oh......Helen Keller said it too. Just sayin. ;)

Here is one:
"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die."

"Mr. & Mrs. Smith"

How about this one:
"Dancing is just a conversation between two people. Talk to me."

[Sneaky]

"Mr. & Mrs. Smith"

How about this one:
"Dancing is just a conversation between two people. Talk to me."

Hope Floats.

Here is one:
"Behind every man there is a women rolling her eyes"

[Sneaky]

Hope Floats.

Here is one:
"Behind every man there is a women rolling her eyes"



It was Bruce Almighty


Here's another:

"No mater how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, unless there is some other shit going on in the relationship, besides the physical, it's going to get old, ok? And you guys, as a gender, have got to get a grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy. "

[Fargo...really]

It was Bruce Almighty


Here's another:

"No mater how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, unless there is some other shit going on in the relationship, besides the physical, it's going to get old, ok? And you guys, as a gender, have got to get a grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy. "

"Beautiful Girls"

Try this one:

"i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)"

[Sneaky]

"Beautiful Girls"

Try this one:

"i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)"

It's an ee cummings poem, right? Was it in Hanna and Her Sisters?

[Fargo...really]

It's an ee cummings poem, right? Was it in Hanna and Her Sisters?

ee cummings poem (well done!), but different movie.

[fourisit]

One single gold coin, the condom of champions. Nothing is getting through this thing.

[Fargo...really]

One single gold coin, the condom of champions. Nothing is getting through this thing.

"Pretty Woman"

Btw, the ee cummings poem was from "In her shoes"

Here's a couple from the same movie:
"He ain't heavy, he's my shit-head brother."
"A good blowjob feels like love every time, right?"
"You ate my ear. You killed your wife. You framed me for it. And you're mad at me because I lied?"
"I dream of being in a Las Vegas hotel where all of the towels smell like Downy Fabric Softener."

[Sneaky]

"You'll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least of which is, uh... how much more enjoyable it is to win. It's inevitable to lose now and again. The trick is not to make a habit of it."

[Fargo...really]

"You'll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least of which is, uh... how much more enjoyable it is to win. It's inevitable to lose now and again. The trick is not to make a habit of it."

"A Good Year" (was disappointed in the move, hoped for much more.

Any guesses at the movie above your quote, Sneaky?

[Sneaky]

"A Good Year" (was disappointed in the move, hoped for much more.

Any guesses at the movie above your quote, Sneaky?.
Really? I actually enjoyed it.


"He ain't heavy, he's my shit-head brother."
"A good blowjob feels like love every time, right?"
"You ate my ear. You killed your wife. You framed me for it. And you're mad at me because I lied?"
"I dream of being in a Las Vegas hotel where all of the towels smell like Downy Fabric Softener."

That would be "Feeling Minnesota" doncha know.

Here's one. VERY poetic & meaningful:
"I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and eventually pinkeye-d my pillow. I'm not proud of any of this. "

[Fargo...really]

Here's one. VERY poetic & meaningful:
"I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and eventually pinkeye-d my pillow. I'm not proud of any of this. "

Now, I LOVED "Knocked Up"!

How about:
"It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off... Because it's your dog."

[Fargo...really]

LOL, this one's for Sneaky; had the TV on in the background while completing one of my "toads":

Talking about Neil Diamond:
"he's America's greatest songwriter and he's our hero. And he's playing the Forum in two weeks. Of course, we can't go because of the whole restraining order thing."

[Sneaky]

LOL, this one's for Sneaky; had the TV on in the background while completing one of my "toads":

Talking about Neil Diamond:
"he's America's greatest songwriter and he's our hero. And he's playing the Forum in two weeks. Of course, we can't go because of the whole restraining order thing."

Is that Saving Silverman?

[Fargo...really]

Is that Saving Silverman?

YES!!! Was on TV today; I forgot how funny it was!

Here's another:
"Well, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, When I wake up in the morning I p.i.ss excellence."

[Sneaky]

YES!!! Was on TV today; I forgot how funny it was!

Here's another:
"Well, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, When I wake up in the morning I p.i.ss excellence."

Yes, I forgot about Saving Silverman! I loved the part about Neil Diamond since my whole life I have taken crap for the love I have for him!

Talladega Nights- The Legend Of Ricky Bobby.

(Solo uses that quote all the time, otherwise I wouldn't know it. LOL!)

Here's another:

Woman: I just didn't want you to think I was like one of your other girls.
Man: Not much danger in that unless you curtsy on my face real soon

[Fargo...really]

Woman: I just didn't want you to think I was like one of your other girls.
Man: Not much danger in that unless you curtsy on my face real soon

Embarrassed to say I know that is from "Terms of Endearment"

How about this one:
"At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

[Sneaky]

Embarrassed to say I know that is from "Terms of Endearment"

How about this one:
"At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

Austin Powers! LOL!

Here's another:

Woman: It's not the fact that you fuck around A LOT, it's that you lie about it. You could have just told me the truth and then fucked them ALL. Had the cigarette with me.

Man: That is such bullshit. Women are always saying it's not the fact that you left, it's the way that you did it. It's not that you fuck around, it's that you lie about it. You're all so full of shit. It IS the fact that I fuck around, and it is that fact that I WILL leave.

[Fargo...really]

Woman: It's not the fact that you fuck around A LOT, it's that you lie about it. You could have just told me the truth and then fucked them ALL. Had the cigarette with me.

Man: That is such bullshit. Women are always saying it's not the fact that you left, it's the way that you did it. It's not that you fuck around, it's that you lie about it. You're all so full of shit. It IS the fact that I fuck around, and it is that fact that I WILL leave.

What's with all the chick flicks, Sneaky? "Postcards from the Edge"

============

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles! "

[Sneaky]

What's with all the chick flicks, Sneaky? "Postcards from the Edge"

============

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles! "

Uh....I'm a CHICK. LOL. Chicks watch Chick Flicks. Hey...so do you it seems! LOL.

That's SHREK. I love Shrek!

OK. It's NOT a chick flick:


Guy: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vigina like a violin!

Girl: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?

[MarriedMatt]

Dumb and Dumber

"Come on Cinderella...we've got to get you ready for the ball"

[Fargo...really]

Guy: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vigina like a violin!

Girl: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?

Love the quote, Sneaky, but I don't think I saw that one.

Can anyone else help out?

[Fargo...really]

LOL, I still don't know Sneaky's quote above, so I am going to ignore it and add one of my favorite movie quotes of all time:

"You don't know when to quit, do ya? Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"

[Tiglet]

LOL, I still don't know Sneaky's quote above, so I am going to ignore it and add one of my favorite movie quotes of all time:

"You don't know when to quit, do ya? Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
Finally I think I know one....Vegas Vacation right?

[roadie4us]

Ive got to say Sneaky got one past me on that quote, but would agree with Tiglet on Vegas Vacation.



Finally I think I know one....Vegas Vacation right?

[Tiglet]

How bout this one....

Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else.

[Fargo...really]

Ive got to say Sneaky got one past me on that quote, but would agree with Tiglet on Vegas Vacation.

You are both right!
:smdance:

Next one:
People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

[Fargo...really]

How bout this one....

Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else.

Great and sad movie: Leaving Las Vegas

[Tiglet]

You are both right!
:smdance:

Next one:
People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Woo-hoo I love Clerks and all the 'Silent Bob' movies.

[mike76239]

make my day........

[Fargo...really]

Woo-hoo I love Clerks and all the 'Silent Bob' movies.

Me too!

My favorite part from Clerks is when he learns his girlfriend was "with" more than the 3 she told him she had sex with:

Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): Please calm down.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): How many?
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): Dante...
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): Let it go!
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): How many?
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): Well?
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003870/): Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): I'm 37?
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0067865/): In a row?

[Tiglet]

[quote=Fargo...really;1011904]Me too!

My favorite part from Clerks is when he learns his girlfriend was "with" more than the 3 she told him she had sex with:

:lmao :lmao I gotta go and rent these movies again!

[Sneaky]

Guy: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vigina like a violin!

Girl: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?

*This was from the movie Waiting. Very funny movie*

BTW- I love all the Kevin Smith movies. I think he writes some incredible stuff. I LOVED Dogma.

Here's another quote:

"Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble. "

[Fargo...really]

"Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble. "

You are the Mistress of the chick flick, Sneaky!
"Sleepless in Seattle"

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Ok, this is from a pretty bad movie, but I really like (and believe) the quote:

"Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?"

[Sneaky]

You are the Mistress of the chick flick, Sneaky!
"Sleepless in Seattle"

-----------------

Ok, this is from a pretty bad movie, but I really like (and believe) the quote:

"Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?"

LOL.
The only reason I know THIS one is from a conversation with Han Solo actually.

Is this Evan Almighty? Is that the name of the movie? About Noah?

[Fargo...really]

LOL.
The only reason I know THIS one is from a conversation with Han Solo actually.

Is this Evan Almighty? Is that the name of the movie? About Noah?


You nailed it! :wy

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How about this one:
"I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!"

[Sneaky]

Ok. This one aint no chick flick. In fact it almost makes me cringe, as did the movie, but I'm posting it so I don't get boring & predictable. LOL.

"That girl has way too many brains to have an ass like that."

[Fargo...really]

Ok. This one aint no chick flick. In fact it almost makes me cringe, as did the movie, but I'm posting it so I don't get boring & predictable. LOL.

"That girl has way too many brains to have an ass like that."

eehhhh, "Road House" is still pretty much in the Chick Flick genre.

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Still waiting on:
"I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!"

[Tiglet]

eehhhh, "Road House" is still pretty much in the Chick Flick genre.

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Still waiting on:
"I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!"
I don't think I know that one Fargo.

Here's one I think is quite easy, one of those movies I loved but kinda hated to admit to:

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

[Sneaky]

I don't think I know that one Fargo.

Here's one I think is quite easy, one of those movies I loved but kinda hated to admit to:

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Pulp Fiction!!

[Fargo...really]

Pulp Fiction!!

Don't be ashamed of liking that one, Tig, I think it's a great movie.

The movie my quote was from, on the other hand...

was "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle".

The full quote is not quite as romantic as the snippet:

Harold (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0158626/): No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
Kumar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0671980/): Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Harold (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0158626/): We gotta go to White Castle.

[scoobertina]

P.S. I Love You

Denise Hennessey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001435/): [Denise is admiring Ted as he walks by] Ooohhh, he's delicious isn't he? I'd serve coffee on that ass.
John McCarthy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0551346/): Do you have to be so vulgar about men? Like they're pieces of meat?
Denise Hennessey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001435/): I'm sorry, John. I forgot you're sensitive about your flat ass.
John McCarthy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0551346/): You know, Denise, that's why you're not married. Women act like men. Then they complain men don't want them.
Denise Hennessey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001435/): Oh, is that why? 'Cause I thought it was something different. I thought that it was 'cause I deserved the best and he's out there. He's just with all the wrong women. And let me be clear. After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits in stead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the *DIVINE* right to stare at a man's BACKSIDE with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!
Sharon McCarthy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000153/): Well said!
Denise Hennessey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001435/): Yeah, well, I thought so.

[Han Solo]

LOL.
The only reason I know THIS one is from a conversation with Han Solo actually.

Is this Evan Almighty? Is that the name of the movie? About Noah?
Shouldn't you oughta be thankin' ME for giving the answer the answer?? Being so ahead of my time that I discussed this with you two weeks ago??........But whatever, it's fine......take ALL the credit you need:rolleyes:

[Sneaky]

Shouldn't you oughta be thankin' ME for giving the answer the answer?? Being so ahead of my time that I discussed this with you two weeks ago??........But whatever, it's fine......take ALL the credit you need:rolleyes:

I gave you credit. But I will officially thank you.

:wyThank you.:thankyou:

:rolleyes:Happy?

[Han Solo]

I gave you credit. But I will officially thank you.

:wyThank you.:thankyou:

:rolleyes:Happy?



Ummmm..........the button please...*cough* *cough*....................hey, I'm an Aries remember??:ok

[Sneaky]

Ummmm..........the button please...*cough* *cough*....................hey, I'm an Aries remember??:ok

:eek:<---------Fake suprised guy says: "You ARE???!?!";)

[Fargo...really]

One of the more memorable apology quotes:

"I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive."

[Fargo...really]

One of the more memorable apology quotes:

"I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive."

Sneaky, you know this one.

[Sneaky]

Sneaky, you know this one.

Yeah, I know it. It's Happy Gilmore!!!

[Tiglet]

An old favorite:

Mr. ???????? - Don't you think that idea is a little half-baked?

Son - Oh no, Dad, it's completely baked

[oldandnaked]

An old favorite:

Mr. ???????? - Don't you think that idea is a little half-baked?

Son - Oh no, Dad, it's completely baked

FYI: Mr. Braddock.

One of my favorite all time movies.

[Fargo...really]

"It's always good to have someone who I can trust, to do simple tasks. In this business, sometimes the biggest danger comes from the most stupid things."

[Fargo...really]

"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Ex-girlfriend. She lost weight, so she's dating a lot more now."

[Sneaky]

"You insensitive asshole!"

[manitee]

surely you cant be serious?

i am...and dont call me shirley

[Badbill]

"Assumption is the mother of all Fuck Ups"

[OICurready4me]

Brad Hamilton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001662/): Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000576/): What for?
Brad Hamilton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001662/): You need money.
Jeff Spicoli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000576/): All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine