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[bigfoot10in]

want a discreet fun in connecticut. 26yr old. 20 to 50yr olds(women) will be fine.:sex :blowjob: :drink: :)

[Barkiss]

I believe you'll find what you are looking for on page 5 of our catalog. If not, please stick around, and get to know some of the ladies...

Welcome to the site!

[sweetgapeach]

I believe you'll find what you are looking for on page 5 of our catalog. If not, please stick around, and get to know some of the ladies...

Welcome to the site!


:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Welcome bigfoot, enjoy the site and the pages of our wittyness and humour

[spare_change]

I believe you'll find what you are looking for on page 5 of our catalog. If not, please stick around, and get to know some of the ladies...

Welcome to the site!

Barkiss!!! you REALLY need to review the catalog. Discreet women from Connecticut are on page 7 - hot women are on pages 8 & 9, and sluts were on pages 10 thru 142.


Everybody knows about those New England hotties!!!

[MCat]

I believe you'll find what you are looking for on page 5 of our catalog. If not, please stick around, and get to know some of the ladies...

Welcome to the site!

No not page 5....thats the short chubby ones from Michigan ;)

[Barkiss]

Obviously someone forgot to provide me with the latest edition...

[Trev]

Obviously someone forgot to provide me with the latest edition...

Refer back to your rules
1: Don't let Barkiss be the leader:D

[sweetgapeach]

When I see this post it kills me to think , That my Hubby would refer me as Oldstuff !!

[Sunfiresix]

Sweet you could never in the farthest streatch of the imagination be refered to as "oldstuff" Your super always.

[Sandy]

hello big welcome to our site. stick around and enjoy yourself. :wa:

[sweetgapeach]

Sweet you could never in the farthest streatch of the imagination be refered to as "oldstuff" Your super always.


Awwww , Thank You !!:)

[spare_change]

Awwww , Thank You !!:)

That's right -- for a woman of YOUR age, you are just fine!!! :lmao

[sweetgapeach]

That's right -- for a woman of YOUR age, you are just fine!!! :lmao


Ummm , Whats so Funny ? :(

[spare_change]

To even contemplate you as oldstuff is hilarious, when you are a vibrant, alive, young and vivacious woman!

[MCat]

When I see this post it kills me to think , That my Hubby would refer me as Oldstuff !!

And Big is only 26...he hasn't had stuff yet

[sweetgapeach]

And Big is only 26...he hasn't had stuff yet

26 :lmao :lmao :lmao

[sweetgapeach]

To even contemplate you as oldstuff is hilarious, when you are a vibrant, alive, young and vivacious woman!


Wow !! One more time Please !:lmao

[sir1279]

When I see this post it kills me to think , That my Hubby would refer me as Oldstuff !!I think perhaps your husband needs a eyes checked.......;)

[Zifnab]

No not page 5....thats the short chubby ones from Michigan ;) Well from what I have seen that is most of the ones IN Michigan.

[Sunfiresix]

Big enjoy what you have--most likey the very best you will ever have.

[flamengo130]

hey..we never got a catalog when we joined. is this some kind of conspiracy? anyway, welcome to the site bigfoot.

[Barkiss]

There was a problem with the production company...Spare's department....you should be receiving a new catalog within the next 6 years...

[spare_change]

There was a problem with the production company...Spare's department....you should be receiving a new catalog within the next 6 years...


Sorry, everybody -- but the items listed are still in product testing! So far, I've only gotten thru the hot stuff from three states -- Page 5 is next!! Can't wait to test those chubby ones from Michigan.

Our product testing is very exhaustive (and exhausting). We carefully check the drive train, verify that all the accessories are working, and thoroughly test the suspension system.

We also offer our favored clients an additional service -- if you are considering buying a used model, we will be happy to check it to make sure it operates properly.

[SirFox]

Barkiss!!! you REALLY need to review the catalog. Discreet women from Connecticut are on page 7 - hot women are on pages 8 & 9, and sluts were on pages 10 thru 142.


Everybody knows about those New England hotties!!!

SPARE: Please give me the address for the oe NEW ENGLAND HOTTIES. I suppose it's on some ski slope in Vermont or New Hampshire? Do you have an address with sauna and jacussi as well?

[spare_change]

SPARE: Please give me the address for the oe NEW ENGLAND HOTTIES. I suppose it's on some ski slope in Vermont or New Hampshire? Do you have an address with sauna and jacussi as well?

I would love to, ffox, but sales and distribution is Barks' responsibility -- I am just the tester, packer, and shipper

[Sunfiresix]

You did say shipper? right?

[Norfolkdave]

I would love to, ffox, but sales and distribution is Barks' responsibility -- I am just the tester, packer, and shipper

That dont leave much for me then does it!:lmao

[MCat]

Well from what I have seen that is most of the ones IN Michigan.

You think most of the Michigan ladies are short and chubby? And I thought I was the only one....good to hear I'm not alone :D

[MCat]

Sorry, everybody -- but the items listed are still in product testing! So far, I've only gotten thru the hot stuff from three states -- Page 5 is next!! Can't wait to test those chubby ones from Michigan.

Our product testing is very exhaustive (and exhausting). We carefully check the drive train, verify that all the accessories are working, and thoroughly test the suspension system.

We also offer our favored clients an additional service -- if you are considering buying a used model, we will be happy to check it to make sure it operates properly.

Well as one of the Chubbies from Michigan....I can say that my accessories are working very well, but I do have a slight problem with my suspension:dd

[Norfolkdave]

Well as one of the Chubbies from Michigan....I can say that my accessories are working very well, but I do have a slight problem with my suspension:dd

Perhaps you would like to bring in into the garage one day next week, and with some right lubrication aimed deep into the nipple adjuster, the movement will become more supple. We can off course take a test ride to see how it handles, too see if its more smoother. When you bring it in ask for Mr Ferker, hes our suspension specialist.

[SirFox]

I would love to, ffox, but sales and distribution is Barks' responsibility -- I am just the tester, packer, and shipper

SPARE ...WHo is in charge of mechanics and technical support? Do you have a Service Support Division as well? I am interested in those divisions, personally. :D

[Sunfiresix]

I thought Dave had that?

[Norfolkdave]

I thought Dave had that?

He dont want my oily rag:cry: :cry: :cry:

[sex_kitten_4u]

Perhaps you would like to bring in into the garage one day next week, and with some right lubrication aimed deep into the nipple adjuster, the movement will become more supple. We can off course take a test ride to see how it handles, too see if its more smoother. When you bring it in ask for Mr Ferker, hes our suspension specialist.


oh my dave are you good at the nipple adjustments ?:D

[Norfolkdave]

oh my dave are you good at the nipple adjustments ?:D

Oh yes Mr Ferker has specialist equipment that can hold the nipple in place whilst the springs are adjusted with a fine tool. In the hands of our specialist the took can ease just the right amount of lubrication to the designated area without over spilling, then with pressure its injection rate literally lubricates sufficently to stop stiffness.

[Cotties]

Dear Spare

As a favored client I'm interested in a trade in. I've had her only a few years. A few too many miles on the clock that I can't turn back. The front ends alright but the rear bumpers got a few dents in it. She also ran into some kids with the head lights so they need some work. The lubricants are a bit old, I can barely get the dip stick in her anymore. If you don't take her I'll be stuck with her until she breaks down. I'd like a tan 1980 sports model to feel young again.

Sorry, everybody -- but the items listed are still in product testing! So far, I've only gotten thru the hot stuff from three states -- Page 5 is next!! Can't wait to test those chubby ones from Michigan.

Our product testing is very exhaustive (and exhausting). We carefully check the drive train, verify that all the accessories are working, and thoroughly test the suspension system.

We also offer our favored clients an additional service -- if you are considering buying a used model, we will be happy to check it to make sure it operates properly.

[Norfolkdave]

Dear Spare

As a favored client I'm interested in a trade in. I've had her only a few years. A few too many miles on the clock that I can't turn back. The front ends alright but the rear bumpers got a few dents in it. She also ran into some kids with the head lights so they need some work. The lubricants are a bit old, I can barely get the dip stick in her anymore. If you don't take her I'll be stuck with her until she breaks down. I'd like a tan 1980 sports model to feel young again.

FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively:lmao

[SirFox]

Dear Spare

As a favored client I'm interested in a trade in. I've had her only a few years. A few too many miles on the clock that I can't turn back. The front ends alright but the rear bumpers got a few dents in it. She also ran into some kids with the head lights so they need some work. The lubricants are a bit old, I can barely get the dip stick in her anymore. If you don't take her I'll be stuck with her until she breaks down. I'd like a tan 1980 sports model to feel young again.

SPARE: I could do with a new sports model as well. Time to change. What could you suggest as an opportunity?

[spare_change]

Dear Spare

As a favored client I'm interested in a trade in. I've had her only a few years. A few too many miles on the clock that I can't turn back. The front ends alright but the rear bumpers got a few dents in it. She also ran into some kids with the head lights so they need some work. The lubricants are a bit old, I can barely get the dip stick in her anymore. If you don't take her I'll be stuck with her until she breaks down. I'd like a tan 1980 sports model to feel young again.

Dear Mr. Cotties -

You will be delighted to know that we have put on the waiting list for one of our 1980 models, tan with shock absorbing bumpers, both front and back, a fully adjustable rear suspension to maximize ride comfort, and firm front suspension for better handling. In addition, we have requested the more efficient racing lubricant serviced rear drive in order to enhance your driving experience.

However, we would be remiss if we did not inform you that most consumers, at your age and economic level, are less than pleased with the 1980 model over a long period of time. While they seem to be fine for occasional jaunts, when left in the garage for extended periods of time, they become cranky and hard to start. They tend to consume all your resources, while requiring significant maintenance hours spent rollerblading and club hopping. If we might be so bold as to suggest, you might be more comfortable with one of our 1970 models - though slightly more used, still in fine working condition with a true understanding of the value of a leisurely ride, as well as the ability to sprint when commanded. Typically,the 1970 version enjoys the trip more, appreciates the excitement of side trips off the beaten path, and provides a more complete experience for its owner.

As always, our clients have the final say, and we stand ready to support your final decision.

[Barkiss]

:lmao Can I get on the waiting list to test drive the 90's models in a couple of years?

[spare_change]

SPARE: I could do with a new sports model as well. Time to change. What could you suggest as an opportunity?

Mr. Ffox -

Thank you for your inquiry. When considering your request, it was important to select a model best suited to your lifestyle. We recognize that discerning clients such as yourself have test driven the latest in sports models, and while nice for short excursions, find that they require significantly more maintenance than older models. While the ability to get where one is headed quickly is a prime concern, you surely realize the value of a comfortable ride, well appointed surroundings, and the glamor and sophistication of an older model.

With this in mind, we have selected several 1965-1972 models, each with varying accoutrements, but all test driven and fine tuned to provide you the finest ride available today. We suggest that your investment in one of these true classics can only reap large returns for you, and provide you with quality service for the rest of your life.

[spare_change]

:lmao Can I get on the waiting list to test drive the 90's models in a couple of years?

Barks --

As president of the company, you can come down and test drive ANY of the models available at any time. However, I must warn you that though the 1990 models will be coming on the market in the next 3-4 years, they are highly unsophisticated, poorly tuned, and only have a ruidmentary understanding of the value of a fine ride.

[Norfolkdave]

Mr Spare
Dear Sir
We here in the UK can supply you with the finest oils for lubrication, it is based on fluent and clean depositries, not gritty, and performs well under the most harsh conditions. Despite the 90/10 thickness, it can be used effiently and doesnt melt in high temperatures. Our customers have been delighted with the constant supply and the product comes in easily managable containers. We can send you a sample for you to test, however you may notice that the clarity may slighty differurate this is only because of the shipping container. If we can be of service dont hesitate in ringing our bodyshop and asking for Mr Shaker.
Thanking you
Yours Sincerely
Mr Ferkin.

[Jy]

Sounds intriguing Spare, but you have neglected an entire line of some of the finest on the market, that which you can find in Canada.
Built to withstand extreme weather conditions, erratic temperature changes, handle beautifully on the most rugged terrain, especially mountainous and rocky landscape, yet feature strong and sleek designs. Also come with state of the art heating systems, unsurpassed by any other manufacturer.

[Barkiss]

However they have extremely high maintenance costs...

[Norfolkdave]

However they have extremely high maintenance costs...

Our oils wouls of course lower some of the cost:lmao

[spare_change]

Sounds intriguing Spare, but you have neglected an entire line of some of the finest on the market, that which you can find in Canada.
Built to withstand extreme weather conditions, erratic temperature changes, handle beautifully on the most rugged terrain, especially mountainous and rocky landscape, yet feature strong and sleek designs. Also come with state of the art heating systems, unsurpassed by any other manufacturer.

Ahhh, Jazzy -- you didn't realize that we save the Canadian models for the executives in the company. We wouldn't let such fine performance models get into the hands of mere common folk.

[Norfolkdave]

Ahhh, Jazzy -- you didn't realize that we save the Canadian models for the executives in the company. We wouldn't let such fine performance models get into the hands of mere common folk.

Humbug.............Humbug.........Humbug:lmao

[spare_change]

Well as one of the Chubbies from Michigan....I can say that my accessories are working very well, but I do have a slight problem with my suspension:dd

I will be the judge of that!!!

[Jy]

Oh, Spare, you certainly know how to tame the beast in me, don't you? I feel much better now.:kk



...and who will the London 1965 model be reserved for? Any ideas?


Ahhh, Jazzy -- you didn't realize that we save the Canadian models for the executives in the company. We wouldn't let such fine performance models get into the hands of mere common folk.

[Norfolkdave]

I suppose the 1965 will be for Lena and I get the model T 1810:lmao Oh well at least I,ll go down in History.

[spare_change]

Oh, Spare, you certainly know how to tame the beast in me, don't you? I feel much better now.:kk



...and who will the London 1965 model be reserved for? Any ideas?

It just so happens that I have a particular affinity for the 1965 model -- previous test drives have convinced this is one of the true classics available today. You can be assured that the best of the London 65 models will become my private domain, subject to the finest maintenance available, and certainly exercised often enough to keep it in tone and operating properly.

[Jy]

That will keep my engine running happily and smoothly! I bet you know how to handle the curves like no one else!!

[Dre]

I am sure you have some sexy curves to handle at that!! YOU SEXY GODDESS YOU!!



That will keep my engine running happily and smoothly! I bet you know how to handle the curves like no one else!!

[Jy]

Oh Drake! Are you trying to get on my good side? You already are, sweet thing! In fact, you can have the whole package!:knuddel:

[tiger50]

Oh Drake! Are you trying to get on my good side? You already are, sweet thing! In fact, you can have the whole package!:knuddel:

Hey Jazzy, if ur handin out packages, i'll ave one pleez :whee: :lmao

[Zpanther]

Oh Drake! Are you trying to get on my good side? You already are, sweet thing! In fact, you can have the whole package!:knuddel:

Damn Jazzy. Every time you leave the cave, you cum back with a new mouth to feed.

[Norfolkdave]

Damn Jazzy. Every time you leave the cave, you cum back with a new mouth to feed.

However, the Mayor refused to pay the Pied Piper. On the following St John’s Day, the Pied Piper played a different tune and all the men of Married and Flirting ran after her. The Pied Piper led them to a mountain cave, where all disappeared save the sexist who couldn’t run fast enough. :lmao

[Cotties]

Didn't your father ever teach you to put a boulder at the entrance Z.P?:( Damn Jazzy. Every time you leave the cave, you cum back with a new mouth to feed.

[tiger50]

hey Jazzy, wheres me bluddie package????

[Jy]

Tee hee! I'm right here Tiger! Come and get it! Hope you had your Wheaties this morning! You're going to need them!That should help you through the first ten minutes. Hope you have a back-up plan for the next ten!!!

[Cotties]

Two cans of Jack Danials pre-mixed cans are good for ten minutes and the girls think ya classy for not drinking beer TigerTee hee! I'm right here Tiger! Come and get it! Hope you had your Wheaties this morning! You're going to need them!That should help you through the first ten minutes. Hope you have a back-up plan for the next ten!!!

[tiger50]

Tee hee! I'm right here Tiger! Come and get it! Hope you had your Wheaties this morning! You're going to need them!That should help you through the first ten minutes. Hope you have a back-up plan for the next ten!!!





10 minutes????? shit was thinkin bout a 10 day tryst, u got toys, or should i bring mine????? :blowjob: :di :sex :knuddel:

[Jy]

...I was only thinking of your health dear; I'm not sure you're ready for me...

[Cotties]

Dear Mr Change

In response to your last reply and after having a long and self centered think about it. I found the sales pitch to my relative satifaction. To close the deal I'll need a few guarantees and a warranty.She doesn't blow smoke. The head can't be warped from overheating too often. The electric starter must work in all conditions. Now for the accessories that I'll pay for. I want an alarm instead of a tracking device. Dress rims, foxy not tacky ones and a push button torque restricter. So when I put my foot down she doesn't lose control.
Your paying costomer
Me Dear Mr. Cotties -

You will be delighted to know that we have put on the waiting list for one of our 1980 models, tan with shock absorbing bumpers, both front and back, a fully adjustable rear suspension to maximize ride comfort, and firm front suspension for better handling. In addition, we have requested the more efficient racing lubricant serviced rear drive in order to enhance your driving experience.

However, we would be remiss if we did not inform you that most consumers, at your age and economic level, are less than pleased with the 1980 model over a long period of time. While they seem to be fine for occasional jaunts, when left in the garage for extended periods of time, they become cranky and hard to start. They tend to consume all your resources, while requiring significant maintenance hours spent rollerblading and club hopping. If we might be so bold as to suggest, you might be more comfortable with one of our 1970 models - though slightly more used, still in fine working condition with a true understanding of the value of a leisurely ride, as well as the ability to sprint when commanded. Typically,the 1970 version enjoys the trip more, appreciates the excitement of side trips off the beaten path, and provides a more complete experience for its owner.

As always, our clients have the final say, and we stand ready to support your final decision.

[spare_change]

Dear Mr Change

In response to your last reply and after having a long and self centered think about it. I found the sales pitch to my relative satifaction. To close the deal I'll need a few guarantees and a warranty.She doesn't blow smoke. The head can't be warped from overheating too often. The electric starter must work in all conditions. Now for the accessories that I'll pay for. I want an alarm instead of a tracking device. Dress rims, foxy not tacky ones and a push button torque restricter. So when I put my foot down she doesn't lose control.
Your paying costomer
Me

Dear Mr. Cotties

We stand ready to support your request. However, to our knowledge, there have been very few models built with all the accessories you requested. Other models have varying combinations of accessories, but few come with the full range of options.

For instance, finding a model that has a turbocharger and expanded headlights is relatively easy, but finding one that has the expanded headlights and the smaller high torque rear end is much more difficult. Then, when you add the requirement for a properly sized lubrication system, one touch tuning, and liberal performance standards, it is easy to see how the range of models available becomes increasingly limited.

Likewise, though they don't advertise it, virtually all models have a modicum of noxious gas leakage. In fact, we find that those that do not leak noxious gases occasionally are most prone to blowing a head gasket, and can become extremely cranky and hard to start.

However, based on our extensive testing program, you may be assured that the model you receive will not only give you a pleasurable ride, but with proper maintenance and the application of our tested tune up techniques, will serve your needs for many years to come. In fact, we are so proud of our testing processes that we will provide you, free of charge, photographic evidence of performance during the test period so that you may carefully monitor performance during your ownership to ensure that you are getting the maximum benefit from your purchase.

[Shiane]

For Sale 1969 Shelby Mustang. A classic muscle car, most unique example and the most refined Mustang built throughout the Musclecar era. The thing is a racing car in disguise! She sports a beautiful Gulfstream Aqua GT 350 Windsor V8 is in tremendous condition. The 351 Windsor has been completely refurbished and is in excellent running condition as well as correctly detailed! This Shelby is equipped with standard 4-speed transmission, power steering, power front disc brakes and factory equipped Air Conditioning! The interior is tight, smooth, no rips or tears. Sequential turn signal taillights and ducktail spoiler. Center-mounted exhaust tips. This baby will turn heads, she corners likes she's on rails. With 306 horses under the hood, she is sitting on "GO". Ready for anything, anytime, she will blow you away everytime. This is not a car for the faint of heart. She longs for a driver with discriminating tastes, someone who appreciates fine lines, a sleek body and power. She wants to be driven hard but driven well. She will go but she won't go cheap, serious enquiries only. :na

[pastryman]

would love to see pics of the car and would love to make you offerFor Sale 1969 Shelby Mustang. A classic muscle car, most unique example and the most refined Mustang built throughout the Musclecar era. The thing is a racing car in disguise! She sports a beautiful Gulfstream Aqua GT 350 Windsor V8 is in tremendous condition. The 351 Windsor has been completely refurbished and is in excellent running condition as well as correctly detailed! This Shelby is equipped with standard 4-speed transmission, power steering, power front disc brakes and factory equipped Air Conditioning! The interior is tight, smooth, no rips or tears. Sequential turn signal taillights and ducktail spoiler. Center-mounted exhaust tips. This baby will turn heads, she corners likes she's on rails. With 306 horses under the hood, she is sitting on "GO". Ready for anything, anytime, she will blow you away everytime. This is not a car for the faint of heart. She longs for a driver with discriminating tastes, someone who appreciates fine lines, a sleek body and power. She wants to be driven hard but driven well. She will go but she won't go cheap, serious enquiries only. :na

[Shiane]

would love to see pics of the car and would love to make you offer

I'll email you a pic:D

[pastryman]

I'd like that....... would really be intrested

[spare_change]

would love to see pics of the car and would love to make you offer

I, on the other hand, would love to see pics of the car and offer to make love.

[Zpanther]

For Sale 1969 Shelby Mustang. A classic muscle car, most unique example and the most refined Mustang built throughout the Musclecar era. The thing is a racing car in disguise! She sports a beautiful Gulfstream Aqua GT 350 Windsor V8 is in tremendous condition. The 351 Windsor has been completely refurbished and is in excellent running condition as well as correctly detailed! This Shelby is equipped with standard 4-speed transmission, power steering, power front disc brakes and factory equipped Air Conditioning! The interior is tight, smooth, no rips or tears. Sequential turn signal taillights and ducktail spoiler. Center-mounted exhaust tips. This baby will turn heads, she corners likes she's on rails. With 306 horses under the hood, she is sitting on "GO". Ready for anything, anytime, she will blow you away everytime. This is not a car for the faint of heart. She longs for a driver with discriminating tastes, someone who appreciates fine lines, a sleek body and power. She wants to be driven hard but driven well. She will go but she won't go cheap, serious enquiries only. :na

Is she available for a test drive?

[spare_change]

Is she available for a test drive?


Yes --- and you can get a ride in the car, too !!

[Eros]

Do ypou sit on the front of the car like the avatar shiane?

[Cotties]

Sold! Now that I have committed to my purchase a few things strike me. You new what I wanted before I new it. You just had to explain to me what that was. I have also realized that you have sold me the car I just traded in. You simply washed it, buffed it and re-packaged it.
Thanks again
I probably should have stuck to the company car I had years ago but I could never call it mine.


Dear Mr. Cotties

We stand ready to support your request. However, to our knowledge, there have been very few models built with all the accessories you requested. Other models have varying combinations of accessories, but few come with the full range of options.

For instance, finding a model that has a turbocharger and expanded headlights is relatively easy, but finding one that has the expanded headlights and the smaller high torque rear end is much more difficult. Then, when you add the requirement for a properly sized lubrication system, one touch tuning, and liberal performance standards, it is easy to see how the range of models available becomes increasingly limited.

Likewise, though they don't advertise it, virtually all models have a modicum of noxious gas leakage. In fact, we find that those that do not leak noxious gases occasionally are most prone to blowing a head gasket, and can become extremely cranky and hard to start.

However, based on our extensive testing program, you may be assured that the model you receive will not only give you a pleasurable ride, but with proper maintenance and the application of our tested tune up techniques, will serve your needs for many years to come. In fact, we are so proud of our testing processes that we will provide you, free of charge, photographic evidence of performance during the test period so that you may carefully monitor performance during your ownership to ensure that you are getting the maximum benefit from your purchase.

[Shiane]

Well I had no idea there were so many classic car lovers out there. Hmmmm looks to me like there could have been a bidding war. I'm assume all of your checkbooks are in order so I'll just have to go with the one who can handle the car best. Get you all behind the wheel, let you get a feel for her and just she how she responds to your touch. I hope all of your insurance premiums are paid up, you never know when things are going to get out of control. I really would hate to see any of you crash and burn. I'll just have to see who can take her to the edge without blowing a head gasket, take her through an obstacle course that only a true well controlled driver can complete. Bringing her back to a grinding stop, leaving her ready and purring for more. Good luck guys, may your tanks be full and your axles well lubed. See you on race day.;)

[celticintulsa]

If there are any women from Tulsa that visit this site, please feel free to contact me :-)

[G...G]

I'm not from OK but Welcome to the site!! Hope ya enjoy it!!

[Sandy]

hi, i'm sandy, welcome to the site. :wa:














If there are any women from Tulsa that visit this site, please feel free to contact me :-)

[celticintulsa]

Thanks for the welcome. Hopefully I can find what i'm looking for on the site :-)

[yourkidding4]

hi my wife mark: How r things in the real world? I'm new

[spare_change]

I'm not from OK but Welcome to the site!! Hope ya enjoy it!!

No question -- Ga Girl is about as far from OK as one person can get !!

[Cotties]

yourkidding....there is one women on-line at the moment..check the green dot under the persons picture...and I'm not giving you anymore more tipshi my wife mark: How r things in the real world? I'm new

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Yourkidding this is part of the real word, your typing here, welcome

[yourkidding4]

how r u looking in tulsa.

[Sandy]

hi your, things are good here, welcome to the site. :wa:














hi my wife mark: How r things in the real world? I'm new

[yourkidding4]

if this is out of line lmk. i am new to sight. Looking 4 someone for all types of talk. serious, crazy and maybe a little dirty. i have to get off till tonight. Let me know if interested.
your

[Shiane]

yourkidding....there is one women on-line at the moment..check the green dot under the persons picture...and I'm not giving you anymore more tips


:nu

[yourkidding4]

thanks -- cotties

[yourkidding4]

everyone having a good morning.

[Norfolkdave]

everyone having a good morning.

Hey kiddo your back for more bantering..LOL:lmao

[celticintulsa]

hi, i'm sandy, welcome to the site. :wa:

Hi sandy.

[Horndog]

Wondering if anyone on here is in my neck of the woods?

[Penny]

Im from Mass but I go to Foxwoods often, u near there

[Sandy]

i'm from alabama, long way from you

[cherokeered]

Wondering if anyone on here is in my neck of the woods?


Hey hun...welcome to the site...not from Connecticut....I'm a Jersey girl...


Cherokee....hoping you have some fun....:wa:

[SaltyLime]

hey there horndog, welcome to the site :wa:

[Horndog]

Im from Mass but I go to Foxwoods often, u near there

No but I go up that way fishing quite a bit.

I'm in the Southbury area. Work near the shore. But you can catch me just about anywhere. I’m always on the move.

[Kissie]

I used to be from MA..have a brother in CT..now I live in GA...who knows where I will be in 3 years...lol....

[S.E]

Hi I'm from Ct..Meriden..

[42CTMarriedguy]

What catalog are we talking about? Sorry to be so ignorant.

[Cotties]

we started up a catalog so we could sell our wives to the cheapest bidder...


do you have one for sale:sc
What catalog are we talking about? Sorry to be so ignorant.

[42CTMarriedguy]

we started up a catalog so we could sell our wives to the cheapest bidder...


do you have one for sale:sc
I have a few!!! JK!

[Cotties]

I don't want no lemon.....can I take one for a test drive and see if it gives me any problems:sc I have a few!!! JK!

[gobe]

Looking for some fun Tennessee women. Married or single to flirt with..

[cherokeered]

Looking for some fun Tennessee women. Married or single to flirt with..

Welcome to the site....hope to see ya around having fun here



Cherokee..:wa:

[spare_change]

welcome aboard, gobe! Hope you enjoy your time here, and find what you are looking for.

[AustexJohn]

Any mature ladies in the Austin area:knuddel:

[yaser]

Any mature ladies in the Austin area:knuddel:
Welcome,John..Hope you will like this site..Mature ladies find you.. They are in thier rooms..

[Lena]

Any mature ladies in the Austin area:knuddel:
Hello John!
How have you been?
Happy New Year to you!

[lady]

Welcome John.

[AustexJohn]

Having a Great New Year,spending most of it at Work.Nature of the Beast:(

[james277]

I am new to the site, wanted to say hi to everyone out there. I am in the Los Angeles area. If you are close by, lets chat and see if we hit it off.

James

[Lena]

I am new to the site, wanted to say hi to everyone out there. I am in the Los Angeles area. If you are close by, lets chat and see if we hit it off.

James
Hi there James!
Welcome to the site! Hope you will find something interesting for you to enjoy!
Come in and join in with the postings! Have fun!:wa:

[p.J]

Hi James, I'm not from LA or the US for that matter but Hi anyway! :wa:

[luvplayluvlick]

Looking for chat, phone, afternoon fun? Anyone else married and love their spouse, but not getting the "physical" love...ever!!!

[Barkiss]

Looking for chat, phone, afternoon fun? Anyone else married and love their spouse, but not getting the "physical" love...ever!!!

Welcome to the site luvplayluvlick!!! I hope you enjoy your stay....

Due to some of the content on this site, we ask for everyone to state their age, so would you mind adding your birthdate to your profile. Thanks in advance!!!

[luvplayluvlick]

...sorry. Just updated.

Thanks for the heads up.

[luvplayluvlick]

Hey James.. I am a fellow "nice guy in CA". Good luck to you!

[sweet]

Hi James! Welcome to the site! :wa:

[Sandy]

hi james, welcome to the site :wa:

[james277]

Thank you everyone for the response, you seem like some nice people.

[cherokeered]

I am new to the site, wanted to say hi to everyone out there. I am in the Los Angeles area. If you are close by, lets chat and see if we hit it off.

James


Welcome to the site.....:wa:

[RedHotPisces]

:wa: hello james...welcome :wa:



I am new to the site, wanted to say hi to everyone out there. I am in the Los Angeles area. If you are close by, lets chat and see if we hit it off.

James

[luvplayluvlick]

I hope everyone on here has a great weekend and get's laid as often as they want!

See you all Monday!

[Zifnab]

I hope everyone on here has a great weekend and get's laid as often as they want!

See you all Monday!not if I get laid as often as I want!! I will be in the hospital recovering!

[lady]

But wouldn't it be worthit?

[Zifnab]

not really.... the hospitals around here aren't a great place for a vacation..... would rather get all the sex I need... plus one or two..... its safer!

[Wet Beaver]

not if I get laid as often as I want!! I will be in the hospital recovering!


the last time that happen...they sent ya to Fla....


and lola got ya...

[luvplayluvlick]

...well, back from another dissapointing weekend. Struckout, but glad to be back here today and looking for any ladies that would like to chat???

[Karl0417]

...well, back from another dissapointing weekend. Struckout, but glad to be back here today and looking for any ladies that would like to chat???

31 and struck out in California ? Ouch, I use the excuse of lack of opportunity, wished I lived in Cali.

[luvplayluvlick]

yes in SoCal and plenty of beautiful women to look at, but haven't found too many that are willing to admit they are in a similar situation and looking for some "extra" fun!

[luvplayluvlick]

...so should I take it that I am the only pathetic married guy in SoCal that is neither getting any at home and can't find anyone local in the same boat?

Glad I have some new peeps here to meet!!!

[pointofnoreturn]

John I think we met in the chat room already.Are you still doing OK???

[pointofnoreturn]

Calif. sooo far away..

[luvplayluvlick]

hey point...thanks for reminding about how far we are apart..you seem very fun and open minded!

[Karl0417]

Try Eastern Canada , you want to talk about remote. More sheep then people.
:shp:

[luvplayluvlick]

Sheep, I think I would have to put that in the "I've never" thread on the other page! ha

[mrsixfeet]

Any Married woman in NJ looking to have fun , i am intersted

[Kissie]

Any Married woman in NJ looking to have fun , i am intersted


Well I am not in NJ...but welcome to the site!!! Hope you enjoy yourself here!!!!

[cherokeered]

Any Married woman in NJ looking to have fun , i am intersted


Welcome to the site hun....I too am from Jersey...not far from u in fact...lol


Cherokee...:wa:

[Outta]

Welcome to the site hun....I too am from Jersey...not far from u in fact...lol


Cherokee...:wa:
Hey Cherokee, NJ's my territory. I paid for it.

[cherokeered]

Hey Cherokee, NJ's my territory. I paid for it.

Did ya?...Seems I been paying for it for a long time now...property taxes...lol

[mrsixfeet]

are you NJ, where in NJ and how do i PM in this site,do you have a yahoo IDWelcome to the site hun....I too am from Jersey...not far from u in fact...lol


Cherokee...:wa:

[Outta]

are you NJ, where in NJ and how do i PM in this site,do you have a yahoo ID
Keep posting, man. People will get to know you and feel comfortable. Lot's of great people to flirt with. Not me, please. I'm from NJ, but safely a hetero male. UNless of course you're extravagantly wealthy. :D

[mrsixfeet]

do u have a yahoo ID Chero

[mrsixfeet]

Life is boring , need a woman who is nice and fun

[cherokeered]

I am from Jersey hun...Middlesex County no less....lol


Have fun and keep posting...you need 150 posts to PM, view the gallery or see profiles....so get to know everyone here...

Cherokee....I am taken hun...by an Aussie here on site...but if u need anything...I am here for ya....:wa:

[LinkTGF]

welcome to the site - it's a really active community here and I'm really enjoying it so far - :)

[kiwimongo]

Looking for chat, phone, afternoon fun? Anyone else married and love their spouse, but not getting the "physical" love...ever!!!
l am not married if you want talk to me tanyasvetlana@yahoo.co.uk
welcome to board

[cherokeered]

Looking for chat, phone, afternoon fun? Anyone else married and love their spouse, but not getting the "physical" love...ever!!!

Welcome to the site....:wa:

[luvplayluvlick]

Thanks everyone, kiwi I will email you sometime, thanks for the offer

[kiwimongo]

Thanks everyone, kiwi I will email you sometime, thanks for the offer
your are welcome honey

[luvplayluvlick]

Can't wait for 150, maybe we can PM sometime.

[wkjky1971]

Looking for a woman in Central Florida area who is lonely sexually. Give me a shout........

Will

[roadkingjack]

hi ladies. anyone from ohio or chicago?

[Caramel Deluxe]

ME ME ME

Looking for chat, phone, afternoon fun? Anyone else married and love their spouse, but not getting the "physical" love...ever!!!

[luvplayluvlick]

Hey Caramel. Let's chat sometime. luvplayluvlick@yahoo.com

[zobman]

Hello, I am a newbie here and not sure what's up with everything here. I was at the chat rm but didn't seem like anyone was there?

[Sandy]

hi zob, welcome to the site, most people use the forums hon. the chat room is hit and miss.:wa:

[cherokeered]

Hello, I am a newbie here and not sure what's up with everything here. I was at the chat rm but didn't seem like anyone was there?

Welcome and have fun....:wa:

[nsamale]

wow u look nice cherokeered...oh and welcome zobman

[lady]

Welcome

[Lena]

Hello, I am a newbie here and not sure what's up with everything here. I was at the chat rm but didn't seem like anyone was there?
Hello Zob!
Hope you will enjoy your stay!
Looking forward to seeing more of your threads!

[Cotties]

Hi Zob...post away randomly......if you start up more threads I hear there might be a 5 dollar charge...unless of course its something original

[nsamale]

hey Lena how r u doing

[typicam]

Any Married woman in NJ looking to have fun , i am interstedhello i am a 32 male i love to have fun

[typicam]

do you like to be ate

[typicam]

:blowjob: :dd I am from Jersey hun...Middlesex County no less....lol


Have fun and keep posting...you need 150 posts to PM, view the gallery or see profiles....so get to know everyone here...

Cherokee....I am taken hun...by an Aussie here on site...but if u need anything...I am here for ya....:wa:

[typicam]

:sex darn this is no fun.lol

[kiwimongo]

Any Married woman in NJ looking to have fun , i am intersted
hi welcome to board

[divorced male 43]

hello and wlcome mr six foot

[nsamale]

Welcome to earth!!!

[cherokeered]

:blowjob: :dd


You flirting with me? Welcome to the site.


Cherokee.....:D

[spare_change]

Life is boring , need a woman who is nice and fun

A woman who is nice and fun????


OOhhhhhhh -- I thought you wanted one from NJ!!!

[cherokeered]

A woman who is nice and fun????


OOhhhhhhh -- I thought you wanted one from NJ!!!

bitch.....:nu :D

[lovessexx]

Married male here, was wondering what the best way to find a married woman looking for fun on the side. I imagine it would be pretty tough. any pointers?

[p.J]

Married male here, was wondering what the best way to find a married woman looking for fun on the side. I imagine it would be pretty tough. any pointers?

Well, I think this is a good start lovessex... welcome! post and get to know everyone! :wa:

[lovessexx]

where are you from?

[OICurready4me]

Married male here, was wondering what the best way to find a married woman looking for fun on the side. I imagine it would be pretty tough. any pointers?

Grocery stores, gyms, doctors office, library, laundromat,

[p.J]

where are you from?

A very very... very long way away! :55

[NYCMasterplumber]

Married male here, was wondering what the best way to find a married woman looking for fun on the side. I imagine it would be pretty tough. any pointers?


Her home of course as she has home court advantage and has much less fear of being caught leaving a sleezy motel or being seen by someone with a stranger.

Having a guy in her home making repairs is natural and no one thinks twice seeing a contractors van parked outside for a few hours.

RE: PRETTY TOUGH

VERY easy actually as once the kids are in school and the hubby is out she has all the time in the world to flirt and yet is home in case her old man calls she is there

[PlayfulMale69]

Her home of course as she has home court advantage and has much less fear of being caught leaving a sleezy motel or being seen by someone with a stranger.

Having a guy in her home making repairs is natural and no one thinks twice seeing a contractors van parked outside for a few hours.

RE: PRETTY TOUGH

VERY easy actually as once the kids are in school and the hubby is out she has all the time in the world to flirt and yet is home in case her old man calls she is there

So are you speaking from experience? After all, what experiences have you had as a plumber calling on helpless ladies during the day? *grin*

[pointofnoreturn]

Number????

[81/2tonyatthebeach]

It's after midnight, I'm home alone in bed and horny as all hell. What to do, what to do......

[Inspector72]

Married male here, was wondering what the best way to find a married woman looking for fun on the side. I imagine it would be pretty tough. any pointers?

Yepper, as Jen said, just posting and chatting and geting to know everyone. My best advice...is to just be yourself. I could give you some pointers, but you would have to PM me

[skysthelimit]

I just registered. Looking to meet some new friends.

[spare_change]

Welcome aboard!! Hope you enjoy the ride -----

The site is a little different than others you may have been on. Most conversations take place via the threads (this is a post on your thread "First Time In Here...") If you are fortunate, and establish a more personal relationship with one of the members, then the Chat Rooms are available, or you can take it off site (to MSN or Yahoo, for example).

Membership is ranked in three classes, based on number of posts, with expanded functionality at each level. For example, until you reach 150 posts, you can only interact on the threads. After 150, you get email and private messaging capability, and access to some of the picture gallery. After 500 posts, all functions, and pictures, are available to you.

Enough of that -- just pull up a chair and scan the threads (grouped into forums), post where you want to, ignore the others, and just relax and get to know everybody here. They're friendly, smart, and sexy, or they don't last.

Have a great time -- but make sure you buckle your seat belt, cuz it's going to be a helluva ride!!

[sweet]

Welcome to the site! Have fun! :)

[rainbowhigh]

Wow, spare! That's a welcome...

I'll add mine to the mix... I hope you enjoy the site. Kick back and have a blast!

[lovessexx]

welcome! have fun there

[Sandy]

hi sky, welcome to the site :wa:

[Shiane]

:wa: Hello Skys welcome to M&F. I hope you enjoy yourself here, there are a lot of really cool, friendly, intelligent, fun and sexy people here.

[skysthelimit]

thanks everyone.... really appreciate all the hello's.

[skysthelimit]

hi sky, welcome to the site :wa:


Hi Sandy, and thanks

[skysthelimit]

Wow, spare! That's a welcome...

I'll add mine to the mix... I hope you enjoy the site. Kick back and have a blast!



Hey, now are you?

[sirman1]

welcome skysthelimit The women are fine and the site ROCKS.
so have fun

[kjguy43]

Welcome sky, grab a brew and have a blast!

[Cotties]

damn you would make a good receptionist.....you should consider reincarnation as an option Welcome aboard!! Hope you enjoy the ride -----

The site is a little different than others you may have been on. Most conversations take place via the threads (this is a post on your thread "First Time In Here...") If you are fortunate, and establish a more personal relationship with one of the members, then the Chat Rooms are available, or you can take it off site (to MSN or Yahoo, for example).

Membership is ranked in three classes, based on number of posts, with expanded functionality at each level. For example, until you reach 150 posts, you can only interact on the threads. After 150, you get email and private messaging capability, and access to some of the picture gallery. After 500 posts, all functions, and pictures, are available to you.

Enough of that -- just pull up a chair and scan the threads (grouped into forums), post where you want to, ignore the others, and just relax and get to know everybody here. They're friendly, smart, and sexy, or they don't last.

Have a great time -- but make sure you buckle your seat belt, cuz it's going to be a helluva ride!!

[sirman1]

im up all ight long looking for a hot young lady to say hiya to heheheh

[Cotties]

you two should hook up.......neither posts seem very tempting for women...:D

[sirman1]

welcome hope you like the site I love these hot ass girls. they be rocken my world

[sirman1]

welcome to the site you will find women from all over in here and not just any women, hot..hot..hot women get ready for some fun




Any mature ladies in the Austin area:knuddel:

[sirman1]

Hi James! Welcome to the site!

[sirman1]

Welcome to the site!

[sirman1]

not a female but wanted to welcome to the site!

[sirman1]

Welcome to the site!

[mick-47]

I am brand new on the site, but I am a fellow Californian. Good luck to you!

I am new to the site, wanted to say hi to everyone out there. I am in the Los Angeles area. If you are close by, lets chat and see if we hit it off.

James

[mick-47]

Hi, There!

This California man has the same situation as you describe, luvyou. Love to chat sometime. I live near fresno. mickmctweed@fresnomail.com

[nycblueyedman]

hello all...I am a newbie to this site....i would love to communicate with a new york city or new jersey area woman......I am a media professional......i work in television and film..........:sc

[nycblueyedman]

I am from Jersey hun...Middlesex County no less....lol


Have fun and keep posting...you need 150 posts to PM, view the gallery or see profiles....so get to know everyone here...

Cherokee....I am taken hun...by an Aussie here on site...but if u need anything...I am here for ya....:wa:

Hi.......I live in new york city...in manhattan...but i own a lakehouse in sussex county new jersey...where i try to escape to as often as possible...I am a newbie here...looking to get to know the community better...:wa:

[spare_change]

Welcome aboard! Hope you enjoy your stay, and find what you're looking for!

[nycblueyedman]

Welcome aboard! Hope you enjoy your stay, and find what you're looking for! Thank you....I have met a few cool memebers so far in the chat room............:55

[spare_change]

Thank you....I have met a few cool memebers so far in the chat room............:55

Cool members? We got cool members? Why wasn't I told? Did I miss the email??

[wwwdodgeit]

can i have both

[wwwdodgeit]

welcome to the board , hope u have fun

[cherokeered]

hello all...I am a newbie to this site....i would love to communicate with a new york city or new jersey area woman......I am a media professional......i work in television and film..........:sc


Welcome to the site hun...hope you find what u are looking for


Cherokee.....:wa:

[Stella25]

Young married and lonely. Originaly from Russia. Are there any nice guys out there?:wa:

[Barkiss]

Welcome to the site Stella! :)

[spare_change]

Young married and lonely. Originaly from Russia. Are there any nice guys out there?:wa:


Welcome to the site. Only nice guy here is me --- watch out for the rest!

[Stella25]

Husband is calling. Have to go now!

[Barkiss]

Well that was a quickie ;)

[Lena]

Well that was a quickie ;)
Thought you loved them!!:)

[Barkiss]

Thought you loved them!!:)

Well hell...I'd hoped I'd known when it started at least!

[Lena]

Welcome to the site. Only nice guy here is me --- watch out for the rest!
Don't think she believes that easily, do you?

Hello Stella!
Nice to see you and hope you will enjoy meeting all the nice people here!!!
Don't take any notice of Spare!!! He just wants you to himself!! Greedy thing!!

[Lena]

Well hell...I'd hoped I'd known when it started at least!
Was it toooooo quick then??

[cherokeered]

Welcome to the site....hope you have fun getting to know us...



Cherokee...:wa:

[spare_change]

Don't think she believes that easily, do you?

Hello Stella!
Nice to see you and hope you will enjoy meeting all the nice people here!!!
Don't take any notice of Spare!!! He just wants you to himself!! Greedy thing!!


Duh!

[tiger50]

Welcome to the site....hope you have fun getting to know us...



Cherokee...:wa:

think i mite like ta get to know you.... 1st we need ta do the tactile test... :whee:

[Cotties]

Hi Stella.......I'm not always nice but women find me fun:) ...I'd like to see you smile some timeYoung married and lonely. Originaly from Russia. Are there any nice guys out there?:wa:

[digi38]

Young married and lonely. Originaly from Russia. Are there any nice guys out there?:wa:
Grad school, you are too smart for most of the guys on this site. Not me of course, but most of the others.:D

Good luck and have fun.....

[nycblueyedman]

welcome to the board , hope u have fun
fun is the operative word indeed....;)

[nycblueyedman]

Welcome to the site hun...hope you find what u are looking for


Cherokee.....:wa:
maybe your the one I am looking for...LOL:knuddel: only time will tell....:wa:

[NewPE]

Im yet another Marrie guy in the same boat..... No ladies in a similar situation?

[MechEngineer]

Like the title says, im looking for women to get to know in the Souther California area. If things go well and the situation is right more can come of our friendship.

[nycblueyedman]

i am from manhattan........near CT.........

[wwwdodgeit]

what about the people from Missouri

[wwwdodgeit]

welcome to the sight

[wwwdodgeit]

so how long have u been over here

[blueclaws2002]

Delaware here

[blueclaws2002]

We have a Yahoo ID: blueclaws2002

[cherokeered]

Hi.......I live in new york city...in manhattan...but i own a lakehouse in sussex county new jersey...where i try to escape to as often as possible...I am a newbie here...looking to get to know the community better...:wa:


Nice to meet ya....a lakehouse huh?....hmmmmm, sounds like fun

I spent a lot of time on the jersey shore.....


So...hope ur enjoying urself here while getting to know everyone.....:wa:

[nycblueyedman]

Nice to meet ya....a lakehouse huh?....hmmmmm, sounds like fun

I spent a lot of time on the jersey shore.....


So...hope ur enjoying urself here while getting to know everyone.....:wa:

thanks.........it's been fun.......I have been using the chat room to get to know a few members better! :lf

[nycblueyedman]

morning all:55

[dave42]

Young married and lonely. Originaly from Russia. Are there any nice guys out there?:wa:Welcome Stella. Nice to see some one from AZ on here.:wa:

[nycblueyedman]

another day is upon us...anyone from the metro new york area care to say hello on this thread?:wa:

[nycblueyedman]

well...it's a snow day...not many posts here on this thread...are there not many members from this part of the USA here?:wa:

[NYCMasterplumber]

What Snow day? I stayed home for the past two weeks and have a heating guy covering all the calls of NO HEAT. It is to cold to venture out there and seeing cars skidding all over the place they be an accident looking for a place to happen

[asr43]

:lf any married woman in NJ over 55, interested...