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spare_change
09-15-2007, 03:47 PM
Big O is having trouble getting local women to sign up to M&F so he can put his famously patented moves on them.

He needs a bumper sticker for his bread truck --- one that cause the Florida women to come flocking to M&F.

Do we have any suggestions?

spare_change
09-15-2007, 03:47 PM
M&F -- Where It's ALWAYS Hot!
(Unless Tiger Shows Up!)

spare_change
09-15-2007, 03:49 PM
You Will Know What's UP at M&F!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 03:49 PM
You Won't Get the Short End Of the Stick at M&F!
(As Long As You Stay Away from Hoss!)

spare_change
09-15-2007, 03:50 PM
M&F - Where the Women Are Hot and the Men Are Not!

MCat
09-15-2007, 03:52 PM
Like to cum...join M & F, have some fun...

spare_change
09-15-2007, 03:53 PM
Fornication, Not Pontification, at M&F
(Unless Spare Is In the Newsroom!)

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 03:53 PM
It's raining men at M&F!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 03:53 PM
Masturbation Made Easy at M&F!
Bring Your Own Lube!

MCat
09-15-2007, 03:53 PM
Need a recipe for fun? Check out Penny's box on M & F....

MCat
09-15-2007, 03:55 PM
Need a Spare? Contact:

M & F
Horny Guy Lane
Boston, MA

Big O
09-15-2007, 03:58 PM
For a good time follow me to M&F

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 04:04 PM
for a go time go to a bar,
for a great time cum to M&F!
for chatting with a great group of people cum to M&F

boomer3
09-15-2007, 04:07 PM
I'm going to get one that says "Woo hoo I reached my 150!"

MCat
09-15-2007, 04:48 PM
To meet Fabulous Flirters cum to M & F....

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 04:50 PM
Cum for safe sex to M&F!!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 04:57 PM
For the ULTIMATE In Sexy, Come to M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 04:58 PM
Leave your spare change at home...M&F is free!!

c50t
09-15-2007, 05:03 PM
M&F - Imaginary Lovers made Real

spare_change
09-15-2007, 07:28 PM
Leave your spare change at home...M&F is free!!



Ouch!!!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 07:29 PM
If You Want a BIG O, You Have To Come To M&F!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 07:29 PM
The MCat's Meow is at M&F!

So Is Her Kitty!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 07:30 PM
We Like To Cher at M&F!

bryan3636
09-15-2007, 07:31 PM
Will Flirt At M & F For Food

MCat
09-15-2007, 07:33 PM
The MCat's Meow is at M&F!

So Is Her Kitty!

Oh my god....:D

spare_change
09-15-2007, 07:37 PM
Will Flirt for Scooby Snacks at M&F!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 07:38 PM
Have a Mighty Good Time at M&F!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 07:42 PM
Don't be outFOXed -- join M&F!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 07:44 PM
OICURREADY for M&F!

p.J
09-15-2007, 08:06 PM
Does my bum look big in this?

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 08:45 PM
Keep your pennys in your pocket & cum to M&F !

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 08:46 PM
Don't look longnhard, come to M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 08:47 PM
Cum to M&F and meet Willy !

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 08:48 PM
You can have a Peach of a time at M&F

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 08:50 PM
Don't get HOSSed....cum to M&F

spare_change
09-15-2007, 11:32 PM
You Can Play With Our Willy at M&F!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 11:33 PM
Give Hank A Yank at M&F!

spare_change
09-15-2007, 11:34 PM
You Can Get a MILE HIGH at M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-15-2007, 11:38 PM
Cum to M&F, let us Change your mind!

Cotties
09-15-2007, 11:43 PM
I caught Cotties at married and flirting.

Annie
09-16-2007, 10:10 AM
Annie time you're looking for fun, cum on in to M&F!

M&F.... they even let Annie Mulls in!

MCat
09-16-2007, 10:35 AM
For flirting on the fly...call Mr. Shy @M&F.com

scoobertina
09-16-2007, 10:39 AM
Looking for SPARE CHANGE at M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 11:13 AM
If there's a WIL there's a way in M&F

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 11:14 AM
There are always HOTSTUFF in M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 11:16 AM
You will always have a Booming time at M&F

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 11:17 AM
Even Han Solo visites M&F, you should cum too!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 11:18 AM
There is always a Rainbow in M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 11:18 AM
Your Ultimate journey will start in M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 11:20 AM
Montreal has a Big O but so does M&F,cum and see!

PunkyBob
09-16-2007, 11:33 AM
Go Bobbing for Punky at M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 02:49 PM
Honk for hunks in M&F

Pink4You
09-16-2007, 02:51 PM
Cum C me at M&F

Dmy
09-16-2007, 03:04 PM
:sex if your horny !

bryan3636
09-16-2007, 03:31 PM
At M & F We Put The "F" Into Flirting

p.J
09-16-2007, 04:54 PM
"any closer and you'll be up my ass" :rolleyes:

cherokeered
09-16-2007, 05:11 PM
M&F.........ask me what it means



M&F.....a world of fun...........


I have been to M&F...have you???

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 06:52 PM
M&F is OUTTA this world!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 06:53 PM
Take one MIGHTY step to M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 06:56 PM
You can listen to Jazz in M&F!

Cotties
09-16-2007, 08:52 PM
sounds encouraging:sc "any closer and you'll be up my ass" :rolleyes:

Jezabella
09-16-2007, 09:02 PM
Cotties won't give you cooties on M&F!

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 09:03 PM
Cotties won't give you cooties on M&F!

:lmao touche Jez! :lmao

UltimateNaneki
09-16-2007, 09:04 PM
Cum to M&F for safe and fun time!

Cotties
09-16-2007, 09:04 PM
If you wannna be a happy fella, come and meet Jezabella...M&F

Annie
09-16-2007, 09:05 PM
Cotties won't give you cooties on M&F!Do you know that for SURE?

Cotties
09-16-2007, 09:10 PM
Yep..I gave her the cooties shot...


its free..you want one
Do you know that for SURE?

Jezabella
09-16-2007, 09:13 PM
Yep..I gave her the cooties shot...


its free..you want one

and what a shot it was, Annie! I'd highly recommend it.

Annie
09-16-2007, 09:15 PM
and what a shot it was, Annie! I'd highly recommend it.A shot from Cotties.... omg woman what have you done????

My_Secrets_Kept
09-16-2007, 09:22 PM
"Cum to M&F for the safest sex you'll ever have"

spare_change
09-16-2007, 09:41 PM
We'll Keep Your Secrets at M&F!

cherokeered
09-16-2007, 09:45 PM
A shot from Cotties.... omg woman what have you done????


I believe I heard someone say it was a rabies shot.....;)

(couldn't resist...was soooo easy...sorry cotties)

UltimateNaneki
09-20-2007, 09:57 PM
Have an opinion?
Bring it to M&F!

UltimateNaneki
10-02-2007, 08:16 AM
Cum to M&F and you will find the perfect place to flirt!

troos2
10-02-2007, 11:22 AM
M&F Cyberotic fun 4 free

showtime
10-03-2007, 07:01 PM
M&F the second best place to use your fingers.

duanehofner
10-04-2007, 08:42 PM
I live for M & F

UltimateNaneki
10-04-2007, 08:42 PM
I live in M&F

duanehofner
10-04-2007, 08:44 PM
Didn't we meet at M & F?

UltimateNaneki
10-04-2007, 08:45 PM
Good finds in M&F

UltimateNaneki
02-15-2008, 12:06 AM
Feeling Jolly!!! come to M&F

Shawn
06-12-2008, 02:55 PM
Ok ... I seen a bumper sticker today... and searched and found this thread.. so I guess rather than starting a new one i will bump this one and add to it

"This car is old and so am I so get off my ass"

"Come to M&F where we are Standardly Challenged"

gdg
06-12-2008, 03:05 PM
M&F melts in your mouth and your hands

gdg
06-12-2008, 03:05 PM
got M&F

gdg
06-12-2008, 03:09 PM
At M&F they are hot and juicy

spare_change
06-12-2008, 05:54 PM
We got lots of gdgrlgnbd at M&F!

spare_change
06-12-2008, 05:54 PM
Torin between good and evil? Come to M&F and get plenty of both!

Torin
06-12-2008, 06:04 PM
Torin between good and evil? Come to M&F and get plenty of both!

That rocks!! :D

Torin
06-12-2008, 06:10 PM
M&F: Home of the Boobie Five

Shawn
06-12-2008, 06:10 PM
M&F where you too can be cool again on the internet

Barkiss
06-12-2008, 06:10 PM
If you are broke and horny...come to M&F for some Spare_Change

cyclops
06-12-2008, 06:12 PM
Hot MILFS at M & F :ok

Shawn
06-12-2008, 06:12 PM
At M&F "Barkiss"... its not just a make out session at 2 A.M., it gives doggie style a whole new meaning

Barkiss
06-12-2008, 06:14 PM
At M&F "Barkiss"... its not just a make out session at 2 A.M., it gives doggie style a whole new meaning

LOL

UltimateNaneki
06-13-2008, 06:24 AM
Come and wet your whistle at M&F!

UltimateNaneki
06-13-2008, 06:26 AM
Do you find yourself often sad, lonely, horny and frustrated??
Well come to M&F we have the cure...:)

Torin
06-13-2008, 12:06 PM
Hard and Wet at M&F

Me
06-13-2008, 12:13 PM
M&F: Home of the Boobie Five

I'm with torin...

"Boooooooobie Five"

Me
06-13-2008, 12:13 PM
"Save your spouse... ride your keyboard" :D

Shawn
06-13-2008, 12:32 PM
Hey... even YOU could get lucky here... M&F , it could happen

Tiglet
06-13-2008, 12:38 PM
Do you find yourself often sad, lonely, horny and frustrated??
Well come to M&F we have the cure...:)
or the cause :lmao

LuckyJest
06-13-2008, 12:48 PM
M&F=:yks

Me
06-14-2008, 03:24 PM
M&F - The Quicker Get-You-Upper

Shawn
06-14-2008, 03:35 PM
M&F hey its safer than paying for it

Me
06-14-2008, 03:36 PM
M&F...happiness in the least expected place

Shawn
06-14-2008, 03:40 PM
Clean your pipes at M&F

Me
06-14-2008, 03:43 PM
Scream out my name at M&F

Shawn
06-14-2008, 03:45 PM
M&F...... bring the lotion and tissues

Me
06-14-2008, 03:47 PM
M&F.... holding stock in the battery companies

Shawn
06-14-2008, 03:49 PM
Got Girls? ... M&F does

Me
06-14-2008, 03:52 PM
Watchin em bounce two boobies at a time at M&F :dd

Me
06-16-2008, 11:03 AM
Feel like a teenager again at M&F

Shawn
06-16-2008, 11:48 AM
M&F I gotta cam and it'll be the best 50 bucks you ever spent

Me
06-16-2008, 11:50 AM
Boooooooooooooooooooobies!!!

Torin
06-16-2008, 12:01 PM
Got tissues?
Marriedandflirtingchat.com

Shawn
06-16-2008, 12:06 PM
M&F .. Torin is mine... but you can have the other hot ladies

pointofnoreturn
06-16-2008, 10:39 PM
Like Buns in my Truck..M & F

gdg
06-16-2008, 10:49 PM
get hot and bothered on M&F

scoobertina
06-17-2008, 12:02 AM
OICurready4me at MandF

scoobertina
06-17-2008, 12:03 AM
Good Girls Go Bad at MandF

scoobertina
06-17-2008, 12:04 AM
Find your Point of No Return at MandF

bryan3636
06-17-2008, 08:20 PM
M & F: Will Flirt For Food

kifaru
06-17-2008, 08:22 PM
Need a recipe for fun? Check out Penny's box on M & F....

lol

Jules1
06-17-2008, 08:46 PM
Good Girls Go Bad at MandF
Oh scoob - I love it!

UltimateNaneki
06-17-2008, 08:54 PM
need to roam freely...come to M&F

Sunfiresix
06-17-2008, 09:05 PM
MF&C Home of the best on the Web.

MrHyde
06-17-2008, 09:41 PM
Keep a towel on your lap: M&F

Jules1
06-18-2008, 02:10 AM
Keep a towel on your lap: M&F

This one appears to be based on personal experience....?

MrHyde
06-18-2008, 02:12 AM
This one appears to be based on personal experience....?

You keep that avatar and you just may find out.

Me
06-26-2008, 01:52 PM
Breaking hearts one at a time at M&F

dixiechiknga
06-26-2008, 02:22 PM
So what are ya wearing? M&F:ok

Me
06-26-2008, 02:27 PM
we don't webcam at M&F :lmao

Tiglet
06-26-2008, 03:33 PM
we don't webcam at M&F :lmao
That's it! I'm leaving. :lmao

UltimateNaneki
06-29-2008, 12:05 AM
come to M&F you could have a piece of ass....orted pie

bryan3636
06-29-2008, 02:20 AM
What happens on M & F stays on M & F

OICurready4me
06-29-2008, 02:37 AM
M & F...roll it around your tongue...catchy ain't it?

One Song Hero
06-29-2008, 02:44 AM
M&F... where the finest M's and F's come to flirt!


[um... should I add... (and flirt to cum!)...? lol]

One Song Hero
06-29-2008, 02:45 AM
M & F...roll it around your tongue...catchy ain't it?
I like this one!

UltimateNaneki
06-29-2008, 02:47 AM
M & F ....where the sunshine lives...

bryan3636
06-29-2008, 03:03 AM
At M & F We Don't Keep Lists

tom411
06-29-2008, 04:16 AM
where the finest M's come to F (or at least talk about it)

tom411
06-29-2008, 04:17 AM
our ladies put the put the M&F in MILF!

MrHyde
06-29-2008, 04:19 AM
M&F: home to the most talented one-handed typers

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:16 AM
M&F is where you can be yourself.

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:17 AM
NO Fooling M&F is real!

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:17 AM
Follow the laugher....M&F is there.

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:18 AM
To improve your sex life...join M&F has a couple !

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:19 AM
There is no SPAM sandwich in M&F.

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:20 AM
You can be yourself and still have fun in M&F.

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:20 AM
There is no pressure in M&F.

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:21 AM
You can create your own name in M&F

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:22 AM
I live
I breath
I eat...yum yum
In M&F

UltimateNaneki
07-13-2008, 11:22 AM
No pressure just FUN FUN FUN in M&F

Charmed
07-13-2008, 12:18 PM
for a good time...... www.marriedandflirtingchat.com

Me
08-20-2008, 08:10 PM
Bounty... the quicker M&F cleaner upper

carchaser
08-25-2008, 11:34 AM
when a stiffie comes a long, you must M & F it, M&F it good!

carchaser
08-30-2008, 11:44 PM
M & F...Where Ruby takes her love

UltimateNaneki
08-30-2008, 11:49 PM
Nuts are ok in M&F!

Wet Beaver
08-31-2008, 12:15 AM
M&F A "hard" roll never hurt anyone.....

bryan3636
08-31-2008, 01:59 AM
M & F: Will post for food

UltimateNaneki
02-05-2009, 11:37 PM
Everyone feels at home in M&F!

upstr84u
02-09-2009, 10:33 AM
If Upstr84u is there why aren't you?

sandycrotch
02-09-2009, 11:12 AM
Married and Flirting:

Fisting Happens!

Charmed
02-09-2009, 01:56 PM
It's not really a bumper sticker but, when I was at the mall a few weeks back I parked a bit crooked. I did it on purpose to avoid the door dings... ( I WAS WITHIN MY LINES)
When I return to my car there was a paper under my wiper blade.

It was a picture of Mickey Mouse flipping me off, saying, "I hope you don't fuck like you park you will never get it in."