Multiple Orgasms

[Wet Beaver]

time to go beat my chest...need my workout. Night ladies

night sandy

[ksfirefighter]

I can honestly say I have never whacked while doing the cyber thing. Maybe its weird I guess but just never done it. Now I like to cyber with the ladies cause I like the mental challenge of painting the picture. Knowing that I can stimulate a woman just by her mind is a very cool feeling. But never pleasured myself while doing it so maybe its not actually cyber sex totally. Damn maybe I have been doing it all wrong!:lmao

[mr pike]

question why when we have a great chatroom at our disposal on this site is it always empty its a crime

[Wet Beaver]

question why when we have a great chatroom at our disposal on this site is it always empty its a crime

maybe you and KS and teach each other how to cyber there....just ask him...

[ksfirefighter]

maybe you and KS and teach each other how to cyber there....just ask him...

Well I am guessing from that I AM doing it all wrong. Oh well I guess then I think way too much of myself and I will just have to stick with imagination all to myself. Actually for some reason the ladies I have chatted with dont ever come back for more. Damn sounds a lot like my wife!!!!!! Oh crap now Im finding things out about myself I never wanted to know!:cry:

[Wet Beaver]

Well I am guessing from that I AM doing it all wrong. Oh well I guess then I think way too much of myself and I will just have to stick with imagination all to myself. Actually for some reason the ladies I have chatted with dont ever come back for more. Damn sounds a lot like my wife!!!!!! Oh crap now Im finding things out about myself I never wanted to know!:cry:

don't feel bad sweetie....just you just need more pratices...

[justask_me_2]

I have said it before, and I 'll say it again, I'm a cyber virgin. Maybe someone here can break me in. :lf

[ksfirefighter]

don't feel bad sweetie....just you just need more pratices...

could be! We may never know!

[spare_change]

not all of us watch tv and drink beer

We don't?

[spare_change]

Why? It's women's fault ---

Our whole life, we have been taught that the woman controls sex. If she doesn't want to ----- no is no ----- so men run around begging for scraps.

Along came cybering -- and the man can contribute, can control the action!

Heck, everyone knows that premature ejaculation is the woman's fault --- he is just trying to get done before she changes her damn mind again!

[spare_change]

ducking -- lol

[juli55]

Why? It's women's fault ---

Our whole life, we have been taught that the woman controls sex. If she doesn't want to ----- no is no ----- so men run around begging for scraps.

Along came cybering -- and the man can contribute, can control the action!

Heck, everyone knows that premature ejaculation is the woman's fault --- he is just trying to get done before she changes her damn mind again!

OOPS!!! I changed my mind not going to comment on this one:nu :gs

[Sandy]

spare your looking for trouble, its not always the womans fault. look at some of the things you guys do or don't do. and by the way men do the same thing.

[Norfolkdave]

because they want to learn how to type one handed??

Sometimes two as well:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

spare your looking for trouble, its not always the womans fault. look at some of the things you guys do or don't do. and by the way men do the same thing.

What cyber, ;like women do, men can never do right can they:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

multi tasking for a guy is holding a beer in one hand and the remote in the other....

You got it right for once, yep your brain works LOL a dangerous thing :lmao

[firefly]

Heck, everyone knows that premature ejaculation is the woman's fault --- he is just trying to get done before she changes her damn mind again!

You know us women usually change our minds right after you men open your mouths and say something that you shouldn't! :D

[GeekMaster]

You know us women usually change our minds right after you men open your mouths and say something that you shouldn't! :D

It is a no win situation. If we don't say anything, we are acused of of not caring. If we say something, it is always wrong, and then we are acused of being insensitive jerks!:(

[firefly]

It is a no win situation. If we don't say anything, we are acused of of not caring. If we say something, it is always wrong, and then we are acused of being insensitive jerks!:(

:rofl1: You poor, poor guys....always so misunderstood! :D

[justask_me_2]

It is a no win situation. If we don't say anything, we are acused of of not caring. If we say something, it is always wrong, and then we are acused of being insensitive jerks!:(

This is so true.;)

[MCat]

ducking -- lol

You ducked too late....:nu

[Jy]

Maybe you're just not in there at the right times. Seems like every time I'm in there now, there's at least 4 or 5 others!
Penny had a great suggestion; log into the chat room when you first come onto the site, then you'll get notifies when someone else comes in (as long as your volume is up) while you read the posts.


question why when we have a great chatroom at our disposal on this site is it always empty its a crime

[Jy]

If I see you in there, I'll break you in until you're broken! Promise!

I have said it before, and I 'll say it again, I'm a cyber virgin. Maybe someone here can break me in. :lf

[Jy]

Trust me, if I had any control over our sex life, I sure wouldn't be going with out sex!! My husband calls the shots and they're few and far between. And I know alot of women who are in the same boat. Seems to me that the old adage that women don't want sex is a myth. Women LOVE sex, as long as it's good! It's more the men I hear about who aren't putting out!



Why? It's women's fault ---

Our whole life, we have been taught that the woman controls sex. If she doesn't want to ----- no is no ----- so men run around begging for scraps.

Along came cybering -- and the man can contribute, can control the action!

Heck, everyone knows that premature ejaculation is the woman's fault --- he is just trying to get done before she changes her damn mind again!

[Penny]

I love sex :gs Your right too I have many friends complaining about their husbands :(

[Sandyboots]

with a helping hand men everywhere can learn to type with two hands

[brazz_04]

Cyber is hott cuz it's a random person...no constraints...who doesn't want that?

[Seeker]

Yikes!!! :eek: Dang, Spare! You're playing with fire here! Wow! You may want to find that body armor you have laying around. Not just the vest either, the whole suit!ducking -- lol

[Seeker]

Don't blame you!


Not to change the subject, But dang, Juli! I LOVE your avitar!!! WOW!!:dl
OOPS!!! I changed my mind not going to comment on this one:nu :gs

[Seeker]

See Spare .... you done torqued off the pretty, redheaded Texas sweety! Man, are you in trouble! You know us women usually change our minds right after you men open your mouths and say something that you shouldn't! :D

[tulsasurgeon]

is men whacking bad thing?
acking?[/QUOTE]

[dallyfoster]

Gah... got the women all riled up!

[Norfolkdave]

Simply because Im bored

[Sandy]

you are so right jugs. the men really do control it not us. if it was up to me it woulde be everyday all day. lol

[GeekMaster]

you are so right jugs. the men really do control it not us. if it was up to me it woulde be everyday all day. lol


:dl

[justask_me_2]

If I see you in there, I'll break you in until you're broken! Promise!

I'll hold you to that.

[spare_change]

Gah... got the women all riled up!

Gee, can't imagine what caused that!

[firefly]

Trust me, if I had any control over our sex life, I sure wouldn't be going with out sex!! My husband calls the shots and they're few and far between. And I know alot of women who are in the same boat. Seems to me that the old adage that women don't want sex is a myth. Women LOVE sex, as long as it's good! It's more the men I hear about who aren't putting out!

Same here.....I say we get together and eliminate men from the equation. ;)

[SirFox]

Same here.....I say we get together and eliminate men from the equation. ;)

in order to discuss what we will have to do if the ladies want men out of their lives. This could be a disaster as well as bonus...

because not all the ladies will go with you Jugs and Firefly.

:cry:

[firefly]

See Spare .... you done torqued off the pretty, redheaded Texas sweety! Man, are you in trouble!

:kk You know Seeker if you keep sweet talking you are going to make my favorite things list! ;)

[ksfirefighter]

Same here.....I say we get together and eliminate men from the equation. ;)

I do believe my wife got that memo years ago but she decided to leave sex out of the equation!

Just joking my first instinct goddess firefly was NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!:lmao

[SirFox]

Same here.....I say we get together and eliminate men from the equation. ;)

Poor Firefly: You know you would miss us in the long run. No males around to carry your packages, or hold your doors or even fix the toilet bowls...We are good for other things as well you know?

No males around to fill in the gaps, eh Firefly? :hp:

[firefly]

Just joking my first instinct goddess firefly was NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!:lmao

Don't be shy there KS....tell us how you really feel! :rofl1:

[firefly]

Poor Firefly: You know you would miss us in the long run. No males around to carry your packages, or hold your doors or even fix the toilet bowls...We are good for other things as well you know?

No males around to fill in the gaps, eh Firefly? :hp:

Well....let's see....hubby doesn't carry my packages because he is usually too busy yelling about the money spent to buy them, he hasn't held a door open for me in about 7 years, and the man wouldn't know a plunger from a toilet flange, so......

Man....why do I need him again? :whee:

[Barkiss]

Well....let's see....hubby doesn't carry my packages because he is usually too busy yelling about the money spent to buy them, he hasn't held a door open for me in about 7 years, and the man wouldn't know a plunger from a toilet flange, so......

Man....why do I need him again? :whee:

I'll plunge and hold your packages...;)

[firefly]

I'll plunge and hold your packages...;)

Now there's an offer a girl just can't refuse! :lf

[Barkiss]

Now there's an offer a girl just can't refuse! :lf

Oh..I need to get to TX...;)

[ksfirefighter]

note to self.......plunge then hold package............oh her packages!:lmao

[SirFox]

Well....let's see....hubby doesn't carry my packages because he is usually too busy yelling about the money spent to buy them, he hasn't held a door open for me in about 7 years, and the man wouldn't know a plunger from a toilet flange, so......

Man....why do I need him again? :whee:


No plunge of any kind? Yelling?
Well with me it is all sorts of plunges and no yelling....except when I am mad.
:wa:

[Jy]

I'll be right there, sister!



Same here.....I say we get together and eliminate men from the equation. ;)

[ksfirefighter]

I'll be right there, sister!

Ladies I dont mean to beg but if you take men out of the equation that leaves nothing but hairy balls and ass for us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok if that happens Im gonna spend a lot of time alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wet Beaver]

Ladies I dont mean to beg but if you take men out of the equation that leaves nothing but hairy balls and ass for us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok if that happens Im gonna spend a lot of time alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am sure you will learn to enjoy it.....

[surfnchat]

For me, it's a great diversion from reality. I find it very relaxing whether I cum or not. I get the most pleasure having my partner orgasm several times. The more they get into it, the more I like it. The sessions I have enjoyed the most have lasted about 2 hours.


And I've learned to type rather quickly with one hand and minimal typos... :wk :lmao

[Sandy]

lol we really don't need men they need us. 9 months trying to get out. and their rest off the lives trying to get back in. lmao

[surfnchat]

lol we really don't need men they need us. 9 months trying to get out. and their rest off the lives trying to get back in. lmao

Too true... :lmao

And if I could invent a bot that could simulate a good cyber chat, then I could make a mint! :lmao

[SirFox]

I am not sure I like the way this chat is going. My fault..I should not have provoked the lady folks about males living alone-

There is no question that the battle of the sexes will never be won by either gender.

[ksfirefighter]

i am sure you will learn to enjoy it.....

The alone time yes!:D :wk

hairy balls and such oh hellllllll nnnnnooooooooo! :vs:

not sure how you ladies do it but so glad you do!

[ksfirefighter]

lol we really don't need men they need us. 9 months trying to get out. and their rest off the lives trying to get back in. lmao

ah so true! But you love it! Object of our every desire!:kk

[ksfirefighter]

I am not sure I like the way this chat is going. My fault..I should not have provoked the lady folks about males living alone-

There is no question that the battle of the sexes will never be won by either gender.

Dont want to win it just look forward to the make-up sex!:D

[surfnchat]

My first thought:

Wow... This telephoto lens works great. :lmao

[Penny]

LMAO:lmao



My first thought:

Wow... This telephoto lens works great. :lmao

[surfnchat]

My second thought is:

I'm glad I picked this hotel in Vermont to stay the weekend. ;)

[Penny]

Was that you I saw :gs

[surfnchat]

<blushing> I guess I'm busted... :D

[yaser]

It may be a trip or trap....try to predict which one ...and then move back or forth

[stonejack]

I hope it's pure instinct at this point and no thinking . Caressing ,enjoying the scent of her body and hair ,gentle touching and very light kissing to start . This is after I pick my jaw off the floor -of course !

[Norfolkdave]

Here here ffox I agree with you on this

[SirFox]

Here here ffox I agree with you on this
DAVID: You agree on disliking the way that this chat is going or that the battle of the sexes will never be won? :cool:

[Norfolkdave]

DAVID: You agree on disliking the way that this chat is going or that the battle of the sexes will never be won? :cool:

This is my answer;in order to discuss what we will have to do if the ladies want men out of their lives. This could be a disaster as well as bonus...

because not all the ladies will go with you Jugs and Firefly.

[MCat]

Well, when Hank walks in on me naked he always says " Damn I love your ass". So that must be his first thought.:na

[Sandy]

if hes playing the playstation 2 i can dance buck naked in front oh him he won't notice. :lmao but i put on red teddy and hello hes awake. :lmao :blowjob: :kk :hp: :knuddel: lmao

[Jy]

That's fine, Dave. We only want the ones who want to come willingly. They're big girls who can think for themselves.

[Norfolkdave]

That's fine, Dave. We only want the ones who want to come willingly. They're big girls who can think for themselves.

Someone got to agree with ffox here......heh heh heh:lmao

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

lol we really don't need men they need us. 9 months trying to get out. and their rest off the lives trying to get back in. lmao

I agree with this one!
You other guys on here can call me whatever you want, but I NEED women in my life!!!!
This ole' world would be hell without em!!!

[surfnchat]

For me, it's a great diversion from reality. I find it very relaxing whether I cum or not. I get the most pleasure having my partner orgasm several times. The more they get into it, the more I like it. The sessions I have enjoyed the most have lasted about 2 hours.


And I've learned to type rather quickly with one hand and minimal typos... :wk :lmao

I also just realized from another post I made that you get to do things in cyberspace that you don't do with your current partner (e.g. 69, getting BJs, public sex, etc.). So, I get to indulge myself and have some of the fun I wish I could have.

[ksfirefighter]

I agree with this one!
You other guys on here can call me whatever you want, but I NEED women in my life!!!!
This ole' world would be hell without em!!!

Right there with ya! Ill admit it, I need a good woman. Without women well lets just leave it at I need women! The other options arent really options now are they!

[Sandy]

its nice to see some men agree with me. lmao.:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Why do men like chatting while they are wacking?

Its the same for women then! why do they finger and linger!:lmao

[Sandy]

i don't.

[Penny]

Bumping this up from the archives :D If you have any friends you think may like this place tell them about us. :kk

[Annie]

I've done this twice in the past week. We need more women!

[Jy]

I've told a few lies to keep the peace or to protect someone's feelings. I've also omitted the truth for the same reason.

[yaser]

Yes even that if it helps are you saying that in your life you have never had an oppotunity for a little extra fun!, and that you have never been tempted!;)Am I not a man?And aren't we going to die one day?Opportunities are to make use...Dilemmas can be solved in different ways in different situations..They are siatuational...

[yaser]

I've told a few lies to keep the peace or to protect someone's feelings. I've also omitted the truth for the same reason.The sacred lies these are...they not only protect someones' feelings and also protect your safety...Let' s say these lies are for our safe and secure love and sex ..I love them..This is not a lie but hiding thruth..only..We don't always have tell the truths...

[yaser]

no i don't tell lies, but i try not to hurt peoples feelings either.Mywifemark,are you hurt a little bit by securing the feelings of others?

[Trev]

I don't lie, just bend the truth a little.

[yaser]

Would you, or have you tolk little porkies to save an embarrassing situation developingIf it goodness for both of us... at least for a short term...

[yaser]

Dang, am I in for it or what??? Not so hard Hank....:cry:God knows Marycat?Hope you are not hiding the truth from us...

[MCat]

All my online friends are here already.....:)

[Sandy]

i'm working on it believe me. if you'll notice i finally got bonzzz, my husband by the way to start posting a little better. just give a little more please. :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

My other friends are nuns!

[Penny]

The ones we have are the best. :kk



I've done this twice in the past week. We need more women!

[spare_change]

I've done this twice in the past week. We need more women!

I haven't done anything twice in the past week, but I definitely need more women!

[bonzzz4292]

well we do get to have our fun at least twice a week.

[quax999]

I've sent this site out to a few of my friends, and by gosh, I'll keep sending it out, until they've all arrived.:wa:

[quax999]

To Every One!!! Now, I know it's still a bit early in the week to be saying this. But I know that alot of people will be out and about traveling to other destinations within the next couple of days. And I just wanted to wish every one a happy and safe holiday.

[spare_change]

My other friends are nuns!

now THERE is a fantasy I can work with!

[Big O]

Only if they wear high heels.......

[spare_change]

Only if they wear high heels.......

.... and cute little white lacy thongs, with the little rose on the front.

[Big O]

with white thigh high fishnet stockings...

[spare_change]

with white thigh high fishnet stockings...

... and the lacy see thru push up bra..

[Sandy]

I would like to do the same. Everybody have a HAPPY thankgivings. And please be careful if your going to travel. :wa:

[Sandy]

you guys are sick lol

:whee:

[GeekMaster]

There is a line here....

Let me think...

...something abour Mother Superior???

[kissiemybuttie]

Thanksgiving Buh Humbug....spending it alone for the 2nd year in a row.....

[Big O]

you guys are sick lol

:whee:

Not sick, just MEN!!!! lol

[gradof68]

Thanksgiving Buh Humbug....spending it alone for the 2nd year in a row.....


Sounds like all you need is some good company. :kk And maybe a little bit of exercise. :knuddel:

[Sandy]

awwwww kissie your welcome to come over here if you like. :wa:

[Sandy]

true very very true:D

[onematureviking]

Don't get it anymore

[Penny]

Why not :(

[Penny]

Turkey or Ham ?

[Sandy]

both, we're having about 10 people over for dinner. thats not counting all the drop-ins.

[Sandy]

oh man that sucks. i hope it gets better for you. ,

[Trackcoach]

Hello,
I just joined the forums as I browsed by tonight and I thought I should do the respectable thing and introduce myself :) Though voyeurism is a great activity, it's often better to say hi in a forum and get invited to watch later hehe.
I'm a young, profesional married male, living in Ohio. I'm a teacher and coach in my spare time. Both country and city-minded. I'm open to all sorts of things and I look forward to meeting and making new friends here soon :)

TrackCoach

[spare_change]

Welcome to the team, coach!!! Ladies here are 'fast', but can be caught (I hear). Post a while, enjoy yourself, get to know everybody ---

[Norfolkdave]

Don't get it anymore

But I have fun on here:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

now THERE is a fantasy I can work with!

Sister Claire, (28) Sister Francis ( 45) Sister Joan ( 53) Sister Christina ( 55) and Im going to the nunnery for christmas dinner shall I tell them your iinterested:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Only if they wear high heels.......

I,ll ask them, and I suppose you want me to ask them to kick the habit too:lmao

[juli55]

:lmao You guys are baddd ... :sp:

[stonejack]

It has been three weeks for me . Longest dry spell since I have been married . Everybody is feeling yucky with colds and flu around here . Of course I have taken matters into my own hands (another thread ) just to keep the sanity . Looking forward to getting back to regular pace though .

[MCat]

now THERE is a fantasy I can work with!

And boy oh boy , that is a great fishing outfit ya got on there.....you catch em I'll cook em...

[Big O]

Thanki you for that thumbnail Marycat!!!

:)

[yaser]

:lmao You guys are baddd ... :sp:All of us?or some?

[yaser]

you guys are sick lol

:whee:sick of women...? I accept that..

[yaser]

I haven't done anything twice in the past week, but I definitely need more women!One and the one but the one you love and one who loves you is the best....I only need one..

[MCat]

My sister is cooking the bird this year....We are all going to her place for dinner.

I will take Spoonbread with Corn & Leeks and probably a dessert...maybe Rhubarb something.

Happy Thanksgiving to you all.....drive or fly safely...eat too much and sleep alot.

[Norfolkdave]

There is a line here....

Let me think...

...something abour Mother Superior???

Geek! shes 70!!!!!!:D but I,ll ask!:wa:

[SirFox]

It has been three weeks for me . Longest dry spell since I have been married . Everybody is feeling yucky with colds and flu around here . Of course I have taken matters into my own hands (another thread ) just to keep the sanity . Looking forward to getting back to regular pace though .

Compulsory abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for those we love, eh?
:lmao

[bonzzz4292]

welcome to the site


:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Welcome friend, I wouldnt show your activator to ffox he would fall over with shock:D

[Penny]

Hope everyone feels better soon :)



It has been three weeks for me . Longest dry spell since I have been married . Everybody is feeling yucky with colds and flu around here . Of course I have taken matters into my own hands (another thread ) just to keep the sanity . Looking forward to getting back to regular pace though .

[Penny]

Welcome trackcoach :kk

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Trackcoach, welcome.......Some 59 years ago ( ouch that hurt then) I was born in Hamilton Hospital Ohio, and brought to the UK at the age of 3 months. I have cousins living in the Cincinnati area, which reminds me Id better write tommorrow( slapped wrist)........enjoy the site, great people, and very friendly too.

[Sandy]

hello trackcoach, who knows you might be fast enough to catch us. :lmao :wa:

[Sandy]

hi and welcome. :wa:

[Jy]

Hi Devil! Welcome aboard! :wa:

[Jy]

Hi Track coach! Welcome to the site! I ran track in high school, and still run quite a bit. Let's see if you can catch me!

[Lena]

Hi Trackcoach!!
YOu need to run quite fast to catch us in here!!!
Good luck!!!

[bonzzz4292]

tell me about it. i get regular updates and still cannot keep up.


:whee:

[bonzzz4292]

trying to ....:D maybe it will work for us this weekend.

[Sandy]

only if your really really good. :D

[Lena]

Obviously not going fast enough Bonzzz!!!!!

[aceofspades1114]

welcome coach stick around and have some fun

[FuckmeLikeMyHubbyWont]

Hi all I am new as well-- kinda found this place by accident lol but it seems to describe me to a T lol

:na

[ross57412]

hello and welcome fuckmelikemyhubby which part describes you best marred or a flirt lol me im just a flirt is all

[yaser]

Hi all I am new as well-- kinda found this place by accident lol but it seems to describe me to a T lol

:na
welcome,Wont...İnteresting nickname...Sure you'll find fun here and give us fun with your posts...he first one is good.

[yaser]

I can be... but I look oh so innocent and sweet natured. :satan:Welcome Red Devil,have fun here...You seem not innocent...but I believe it is a general policy to say that when you are not innocent.

[spare_change]

only if your really really good. :D

Well, if you only want GOOD, then I suppose he will do.

But, if you want GREAT, just call me!

[Norfolkdave]

hello trackcoach, who knows you might be fast enough to catch us. :lmao :wa:

Head of steam,:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Here here Spare, If bonzzz cannot muster it and spare limps give me a call, the passport is packed the plane is waiting, just call:wa:

[qwertymert]

Hi all, I'm new here, would like if someone could help me along. I've been married for 8 years and would like to flirt with someone new.

[Sandy]

hello everybody and welcome, please enjoy yourselves here. :wa:

[Sandy]

ok ok spare i'll call you when i need great, and dave if spare is limp call you got it guys thanks. you hear that bonzzz i have volunteers, to fill in fot you. :lmao :D

[Sandy]

he needs to exercise so he can get in shape to keep up with us. :D

[bonzzz4292]

the only problem with that is they have to get here. i am already here so i can tave care of anything that might arise. long before either could get close to you

:D

[bonzzz4292]

we could all do with the excersize but i can run quite fast ty.

track here to coach out ran highschool kids while in the middle school.

[Norfolkdave]

the only problem with that is they have to get here. i am already here so i can tave care of anything that might arise. long before either could get close to you

:D

Quanity and quality are ready and you never know what the knock at the door could be!:D :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Quertymeryt, hope you enjoy the site we are all friendly and dont bite unless you want us to, heh heh heh, lots of banter, fun and a good forum, welcome, stay and enjoy our hospitality.

[KIRA187]

Well, if you only want GOOD, then I suppose he will do.

But, if you want GREAT, just call me!

we all can appreciate GREAT, Spare but if you want exceptional and rapture in one sentence..... It has to begin and end with CUDA.;)

[Sandy]

ok cusa sorry to leave you that. :wa:

[Penny]

Hello People :)

[Jy]

Hi and welcome to all the newcomers! :wa: Hope everyone on the site is having a ruby day!

[sweetgapeach]

Hello Newbies!!

[spare_change]

we all can appreciate GREAT, Spare but if you want exceptional and rapture in one sentence..... It has to begin and end with CUDA.;)

Wow -- last time I heard exceptional and rapture in the same sentence, I was at the Church of Holy Practitioners of Religious Arts !!!!

Or, does it just SEEM like you send them to heaven???

[KIRA187]

Wow -- last time I heard exceptional and rapture in the same sentence, I was at the Church of Holy Practitioners of Religious Arts !!!!

Or, does it just SEEM like you send them to heaven???

Touche my good man... Touche!

No seams in my story... all true through and through! ;)

[spare_change]

Touche my good man... Touche!

No seams in my story... all true through and through! ;)


Got any testimonials, letters of refernce, notarized incident reports?

[Norfolkdave]

Whats your day been like then? whats the worst that has happened to you in the little old 24hrs.:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

To start bloody moles in the garden making mountains in my perfect garden lawn, frost or no frost.

[juli55]

I broke two fingernails:( other then that I had a good weekend.

[Norfolkdave]

tell me about it. i get regular updates and still cannot keep up.


:whee:

Sleeping:lmao

[GeekMaster]

If you want the biggest Hard Drive, the most RAM, and Excellent Hardware to properly inteface with your software, to make you system Explode with high amounts of I/O port Input and Output, and won't shut down before the system enhancement has been completed several times, then GEEKMASTER is the man to call!!! :la: :sex4: :hp:

[qwertymert]

Getting up and going to work! Oh well, got to pay the bills.

[Sandy]

lmao
:D :lmao

[discrete]

:wa: I'm married over 40 years. It's been a while. I'm ready, willing and able. That's why I'm here

[Norfolkdave]

Im calling Geek, Ise calling buddy:wa: :wa:

[truckerman]

nowhere near enough cindy what do i do about that ?

[truckerman]

Penny i need to get to know you and your girlfreinds :knuddel:

[truckerman]

:wa: Cindy For President :wa:

[truckerman]

Once a month is not enough! we need to start matching all the willing people up with each other and all the nons up then everyone would be happy. but probably not it seems like people allways find something to rag on.

[Trev]

we need to start matching all the willing people up with each other and all the nons up then everyone would be happy
If we did that, there would be no need for a website like this

[Sandy]

thats very true trev

[jasonmnusa]

how many time in a week, well in a month would be a better question. about 3-6 for me

[yaser]

Welcome Devil, Are you a little devil ;)It seems not a little devil but a big deceiver if you carefully examine his picture:lmao

[Penny]

6 times a month isnt that bad :(

[Penny]

I caught another cold :(

[Annie]

I remember hearing this quote:

"If you eat a rotten egg in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day."


.... I have yet to test this theory.

[jasonmnusa]

well hun it's not great either. 60 would be ideal.

[Penny]

Alot of guys here were complaining about twice a year. Is it good when it happens?

[jasonmnusa]

no that ain't good.

[Penny]

I meant is the sex good when you get it? :)

[SirFox]

how many time in a week, well in a month would be a better question. about 3-6 for me

You are young. Statistically, if you orgasm six times per month that means that at the age of 80 years, you will be be placing your you know whats in you know what about every 12 years.

Sex si so good for so many things. It is a natural medecine and did you know that it is excellent for the heart, and circulation?

[qwertymert]

I like it when I get my partner off more than when I get off, because if you keep your partner happy, they will always come back for more.

[spare_change]

You are young. Statistically, if you orgasm six times per month that means that at the age of 80 years, you will be be placing your you know whats in you know what about every 12 years.

Sex si so good for so many things. It is a natural medecine and did you know that it is excellent for the heart, and circulation?

Hmmmm -- the mathematical approach???

Assuming 40 years of sex, twice a week, average 6 minutes penetration, 40 strokes a minute, six inches a stroke --- we're talking 100 miles of pipe laying!

Now, there is a project a man can be proud of!!

[spare_change]

I caught another cold :(


You REALLY need to keep more clothes on this time of year!!

Or, ask me for help!

[Polo38]

I remember hearing this quote:

"If you eat a rotten egg in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day."


.... I have yet to test this theory.

Of course you realize that in all likelihood you might be so sick from the rotten egg, and then spend rest of the day in the bathroom.......so in the way they are right.
Personally Annie, I can think of better ways to spend the day....perhaps you should stay in bed...and with a freind to keep you company. that way you can be sure that someone is watching over you...hey i think i need to post a song. :D

[qwertymert]

Why would you eat a rotten egg anyway? Yuck!

[SirFox]

Hmmmm -- the mathematical approach???

Assuming 40 years of sex, twice a week, average 6 minutes penetration, 40 strokes a minute, six inches a stroke --- we're talking 100 miles of pipe laying!

Now, there is a project a man can be proud of!!

of the Alaska pipeline?

[spare_change]

of the Alaska pipeline?

For me -- about that size! maybe not for others.

[Sandy]

i've had a headache all day long:(

[spare_change]

so divorce him!

Or, at least, tell him to leave you alone!

[qwertymert]

I don't know if it is true or not, but I heard if you left gum (chewed up) out near the mole mounds, that the moles will eat the gum and die. My Grandmother swears it works.

[spare_change]

To start bloody moles in the garden making mountains in my perfect garden lawn, frost or no frost.

A real way to treat them, Dave ---- locate all the holes in your yard. Go to the grocery -- buy seriously overripe bananas - the kind that are turning black --- put one in each hole and fill it with dirt.

As the banana decomposes, it gives off a gas. They disappear.

It worked in my yard -- that's all I can tell you. Didn't have them again for about 5 years.

[qwertymert]

I'll have to try that, but then again, I don't think I'll have mole problems in Texas.

[Annie]

Ok enough with eggs and bananas! The worse thing that happened to me all day? My husband came home from work... God I hate when he does that!

[kissiemybuttie]

you dont want to know.....been that bad of a day!!!!!!!

[Trackcoach]

Hmm now if they are all running that quickly from me, then they don't want to be caught at all :)

[Annie]

Oh Kissie! Sorry to hear that! Sounds like we both need a few.... :drink: Give me some time to go to the store for a six pack and IM me. We can toast the end of the day!

[Jy]

I wanted you to work up a sweat. I like that. Besides, I wanted to see how badly you wanted to catch me!;)

[Lena]

Trackcoach doesn't seem to want anyone very badly at all!!

[sweetgapeach]

Me and my teenage Daughter argued again!! And my 5 year old threw up in the car this morning!!

[Jy]

Oh, I think he does Lena, but he's bit shy because he's new here. Let's back up a little and let him get a bit closer to us...Maybe he just needs some encouragement.

[Lena]

Oh ok Jugs!!!
How about, if we just walk fast instead of running??!!??

[spare_change]

Oh ok Jugs!!!
How about, if we just walk fast instead of running??!!??


jiggle, jiggle!


wiggle, wiggle!

Look at the headlights on that one!

[Jy]

Whoops! Spare is slowing us down! Coach is sure to catch us now!

[Lena]

I know!!!

Yes thats how we go Spare!! But faster!!!
ooops it fell out!!!

[Jy]

It's been a pretty good day. the worst thing that happened was I didn't get all the sewing done that I meant to do, but I blame all of you! I kept sneaking back here to check posts! I'll sew tomorrow. (in between checking posts!)

[Wet Beaver]

not bad here either...but i had to wake up at 5:30 am...dang dog....

[spare_change]

Whoops! Spare is slowing us down! Coach is sure to catch us now!

You wish .......

[spare_change]

I know!!!

Yes thats how we go Spare!! But faster!!!
ooops it fell out!!!

Never mind!!! I'll get it !!!

[Lena]

Ohh thank you Spare!!
How kind of you!!!!

[spare_change]

Ohh thank you Spare!!
How kind of you!!!!

My pleasure, I can assure you!

[Lena]

hhhmmmmmmmm!!!
Is it ok if i have it back now???

[Cotties]

G'Day Trackcoach
Most the women here loved to be chased.. I recommend you dig a trap and see who falls in.... "open to all sorts of things"...curious... not bi-curious:D Hello,
I just joined the forums as I browsed by tonight and I thought I should do the respectable thing and introduce myself :) Though voyeurism is a great activity, it's often better to say hi in a forum and get invited to watch later hehe.
I'm a young, profesional married male, living in Ohio. I'm a teacher and coach in my spare time. Both country and city-minded. I'm open to all sorts of things and I look forward to meeting and making new friends here soon :)

TrackCoach

[Cotties]

You just made my day look like a garden of roses

Thanks

Me and my teenage Daughter argued again!! And my 5 year old threw up in the car this morning!!

[jasonmnusa]

i had a guy quit on me.

[spare_change]

hhhmmmmmmmm!!!
Is it ok if i have it back now???


Heck, no!!! I ain't done with it yet!

[Cotties]

Are you a surgeon?

or a
mean boss?:D
i had a guy quit on me.

[Norfolkdave]

Oh ok Jugs!!!
How about, if we just walk fast instead of running??!!??

Zimmer frame ladies LOL:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I caught another cold :(

you poor thing cuddles for penny ((((((((((((((Penny)))))))))):wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Well guys I,ll be the foreman ok, aint had it for 7 years I can keep a level head LOL:lmao

[jasonmnusa]

man Dave you are a saint among men.

[Big O]

A real way to treat them, Dave ---- locate all the holes in your yard. Go to the grocery -- buy seriously overripe bananas - the kind that are turning black --- put one in each hole and fill it with dirt.

As the banana decomposes, it gives off a gas. They disappear.

It worked in my yard -- that's all I can tell you. Didn't have them again for about 5 years.

Or another way Dave would be to drink about 12 pints of your favorite ale at the "Well" tonight, and make your own gas...... :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Jy]

At this rate, everyone will catch us. Spare seems to have settled in quite comfortably. doesn't look like he's going anywhere anytime soon!




Heck, no!!! I ain't done with it yet!

[Norfolkdave]

Or another way Dave would be to drink about 12 pints of your favorite ale at the "Well" tonight, and make your own gas...... :lmao :lmao :lmao

I,ll try the banana trick first, dont relish sitting over a mole hole emmitting my gas every night its getting colder:lmao

[jasonmnusa]

no i'm not a surgeon or a mean boss. the company i work for would not allow me to give him a raise. I don't blame him for moving on, but sucks none the less. expecailly when you can't give your employees what they deserve.

[Sandy]

lmao:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

My zimmer frame has been oiled, I have a can of wd40 at hand too, so come on ladies lets go.:wa:

[spare_change]

My zimmer frame has been oiled, I have a can of wd40 at hand too, so come on ladies lets go.:wa:

Once again, Dave, you expand my horizons. I had to google zimmer frame --- and I thought I knew everything!!!


For those unfamiliar, zimmer frames are the walkers people use.


Now, it's official -- i DO know everything!

[spare_change]

I,ll try the banana trick first, dont relish sitting over a mole hole emmitting my gas every night its getting colder:lmao


If you change your mind, make sure you post pictures!

[Norfolkdave]

If you change your mind, make sure you post pictures!

Just for the fun of it I will I promise, then I,ll send you the pictures for the newsletter:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Once again, Dave, you expand my horizons. I had to google zimmer frame --- and I thought I knew everything!!!


For those unfamiliar, zimmer frames are the walkers people use.


Now, it's official -- i DO know everything!

Ahh but mine has a motorized 5cc engine on the back:lmao A cb attached to the frame, a ariel attached to the T bar, and my code name Zimpy:wa: LOL:lmao

[spare_change]

Ahh but mine has a motorized 5cc engine on the back:lmao A cb attached to the frame, a ariel attached to the T bar, and my code name Zimpy:wa: LOL:lmao

10-4, good buddy. We got a bird in a roller skate on Route 137. Convoy on over and check out the feathers.

[Norfolkdave]

10-4, good buddy. We got a bird in a roller skate on Route 137. Convoy on over and check out the feathers.

Hell good buddy havent spoken CB language in years Get my old thinking cap on, Oscar Kilo:lmao

[kissiemybuttie]

o0o0o0o Spare you so enjoyed that!!! can tell by the smile on your face....lol

[kissiemybuttie]

bad morning think i am going back to bed....alone...sad....and maybe to shed a tear or 2....hopfully feel better and see ya all later today!!!!

[spare_change]

bad morning think i am going back to bed....alone...sad....and maybe to shed a tear or 2....hopfully feel better and see ya all later today!!!!

Sorry, kiss --- sometimes, life is just a bitch. Hang tough.

[spare_change]

o0o0o0o Spare you so enjoyed that!!! can tell by the smile on your face....lol


Smile ain't the only thing that gave it away!!!

[SirFox]

man Dave you are a saint among men.

Holy Cow!
Brother David. What can your alter boys do for you? Do you want your rosaries placed on the left or on the right benches? Do you want us to bring you young fruits?

You never told us you were a Pastor of the Heavenly Passions!

:rofl1:

[Norfolkdave]

Ah you need help as well my dear!