10 worst pick-up lines...

[irishjock]

i saw this on msn yesterday and thought i would post it.

i kind'a like #9


1. “What’s your sign?”

2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”

4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”

6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”

7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”

9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

[springs]

Honorable Mention:

Are your pants made out of mirrors, because I can sure see myself in them...

[irishjock]

nice... don't know how that one didnt make the list.

Honorable Mention:

Are your pants made out of mirrors, because I can sure see myself in them...

[toowildtotame]

Honorable Mention:

Are your pants made out of mirrors, because I can sure see myself in them...

OH yeah I like that one;)

[WandaRing]

"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"



"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

[WandaRing]

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."



"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"

[WandaRing]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?



I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

[WandaRing]

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?



As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

[WandaRing]

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...



Fancy a fuck?



Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[WandaRing]

Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?



My name's [your name] That's so you know what to scream.



:wa:

[inmy4x]

You must be tired, because you have been running threw my dreams

What do you like to eat for breakfast; I just want to know what to make you in the morning.

[RedHotPisces]

do you have a map...cause im lost in your eyes

[cheerymissy_34]

I work at a race track..horse racing and this one time this guy came up and asked
"whats your phone number...because thats what i want to bet"
i guess i shouldnt have laughed so hard

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Honorable Mention:

Are your pants made out of mirrors, because I can sure see myself in them...

now this is one I've never heard :55

[irishjock]

Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?


Never heard this one before... I LIKE IT!

[mrclark76]

You must be from Tennessee...because you're the only "10 I see"

[guy384]

Thank god you and your sister are not identical twins this way I can say I got the good looking one....


You had to be there but thanks to my friend Eric for saying it...

[Huzyerdaddi]

Never heard this one before... I LIKE IT!

Yep that was a good one.

[Bear]

Loved the checking your package one.

[suburbansherpa]

Excuse me, if you're not using your vagina right now, may I?

[spare_change]

Cotties said you put out ... and if you will put out for him, you'll put out for ANYBODY!

[WandaRing]

Hi, was that a mirror in your pants?...

No, why?
Because I can see myself in your pants....:(

[Sneaky]

Excuse me, if you're not using your vagina right now, may I?

I have never heard that one. LOL!

[lanie]

Just a few favs.

You look a lot like my future wife.


Falling for you would be a very short trip.


That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.

[Mustang65]

You look a lot like my ex-wife

[milehighguy]

Hey, do you have any Asian in you?

No? You want some?

[duanehofner]

You want a piece of this?

[OICurready4me]

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[simplygrace]

Have'nt i met you somewhere before? PLEASE!!!!!

[spare_change]

You look like you could REALLY use a ride on the baloney pony!

[spare_change]

Baby, they don't call me the Salami Swami for nothing!

[Erikmeat]

Sometimes I just take my manhood out of my zipper....walk up to a woman and ask her if she "Likes my new shoes?"

[Erikmeat]

Boy...that can go in either direction!

[Erikmeat]

One this for sure....there is always a reaction!