What line by men turn women off?

[p.a]

I have post in several married and looking dating sites my desire to meet someone. The line I have use is " Married and looking for discrete female no strings attached". From another thread topic on this site I have heard that the lines " no strings attached " could be undesirable to some women.

The question is: Does this particular line turn women off, and what other lines do turn women off?

[cyclops]

Oi you dont sweat much for a fat lass :D

[mrh50]

I would like to know to and what age they fall into that turn them off

[Phlirt]

I am turned off by someone purely wanting sex or sex chat. I want someone to want to know ME.

[mrh50]

Make sense too me:na I am turned off by someone purely wanting sex or sex chat. I want someone to want to know ME.

[MIGHTY]

I would say something like.....

" Looking for a friendly, yet sexual, based relationship with the right woman. Discression is a must....."

[mrh50]

far out

[p.J]

"very clean and presentable"


yucky poos!

[irishjock]

I would say something like.....

" Looking for a friendly, yet sexual, based relationship with the right woman. Discression is a must....."



I'm looking for a friendly, yet sexual, based relationship with the right women. Discression is a must.

[cyclops]

I'm looking for a friendly, yet sexual, based relationship with the right women. Discression is a must.

Wow what an original line Jock.

I reckon the women will be battering your door down now :D

[irishjock]

Wow what an original line Jock.

I reckon the women will be battering your door down now :D


Well. my surefire line is "maybe we could go get ice cream sometime?" But last time Mighty had ice cream she just about made me go insane... :whee:

[Penny]

Feel free to steal this :(

I would say something like: Lonely man wants to remember what it was like to have a woman smile when she looked at him.

or

A still married for the children man looking to meet a woman that wants to be made to feel special again.

or

A man stuck in a lovless marriage needs more than his memories to keep him warm at night.

[Annie]

Feel free to steal this :(

I would say something like: Lonely man wants to remember what it was like to have a woman smile when she looked at him.

or

A still married for the children man looking to meet a woman that wants to be made to feel special again.

or

A man stuck in a lovless marriage needs more than his memories to keep him warm at night.
Wow Penny, you're good at this... wanna hook up sometime?

[toowildtotame]

Man still to young to just be thinking about sex looking for a women who feels the same way, to share special times together.

[PunkyBob]

Lonely, still married for the children man wants to remember what it was like to have a woman that wants to be made to feel special again smile when she looked at him needs more than his memories to keep him warm at night.

Some of this has gotta work...

[MCat]

Feel free to steal this :(

I would say something like: Lonely man wants to remember what it was like to have a woman smile when she looked at him.

or

A still married for the children man looking to meet a woman that wants to be made to feel special again.

or

A man stuck in a lovless marriage needs more than his memories to keep him warm at night.

I like that first one....When you're done with Annie can I have a go atcha...:kk

[MIGHTY]

Well. my surefire line is "maybe we could go get ice cream sometime?" But last time Mighty had ice cream she just about made me go insane... :whee:

:lmao

[duanehofner]

"You want a piece of this?"

[cyclops]

"This face is leaving in 5 munutes, be on it" !!!

That one has worked countless times :lmao

[mrh50]

Lets Fuc??????????????????????????????????????????

[Penny]

I used to be good at writing one liners for web sites :D

[p.J]

what other lines do turn women off?




... wanna shag!


PS. I ain't asking!

[PunkyBob]

... wanna shag!


PS. I ain't asking!

Are you demanding, then? :sc

[p.J]

Are you demanding, then? :sc


:D erm, nope not this time...

[pointofnoreturn]

"This face is leaving in 5 munutes, be on it" !!!

That one has worked countless times :lmao:lmao I want a ride....

[cheerymissy_34]

when some guy pm's me and the first thing out of his mouth is "hey baby whats your bra size"....i hate that

[scoobertina]

or..... after you tell them in IM's you aren't into cybering with them until you get to know them and seconds later they ask... wanna see me?

[cheerymissy_34]

or..... after you tell them in IM's you aren't into cybering with them until you get to know them and seconds later they ask... wanna see me?

yea how stupid are some people???

[Phlirt]

Hell I tell people I don't cyber at ALL and they still try every other day... after a week they go on ignore if they are that stupid.

[scoobertina]

Hell I tell people I don't cyber at ALL and they still try every other day... after a week they go on ignore if they are that stupid.

well, wish I didn't cyber at all... but I do, and only with very special people... I just wish guys would understand it when we say no... I try not to ignore people... but dang, respect my wishes will ya?

[pointofnoreturn]

I have to take a piss........Man I really don't like that. How about????I gottago...or I have to pee??? Or drain the horse or...you get it right??

[MCat]

when some guy pm's me and the first thing out of his mouth is "hey baby whats your bra size"....i hate that


I think that's the line Cotties used on me the first time....so endearing...:na

[One Song Hero]

when some guy pm's me and the first thing out of his mouth is "hey baby whats your bra size"....i hate that
Well, cheery, would you rather the first thing he says is "wanna guess MY bra size?"... :D

[MIGHTY]

Two things I have come across that irk me.......

1. I'm sorry that you're just dying to see me.....but no means no.....and that goes for you as well.

2. When men think that I am all about sex, fantasy, and telling a story. I do have other qualities that may interest you as well, if given the chance to share.......

[cyclops]

2. When men think that I am all about sex, fantasy, and telling a story. I do have other qualities that may interest you as well, if given the chance to share.......


It's your own damn fault for being so hot ;)

[p.J]

"Wanna Shag?"


Actually I rather like that... :sc

[spare_change]

"Hi, my name is Spare. How are you today?"


Well --- it's never worked for me.

[boomer3]

"Wanna Shag?"


Actually I rather like that... :sc

Wanna shag? :lmao :lmao :lmao

[AL(m)]

what's your sign...??/ am I dating myself???

[Iwantutowantme]

I am turned off by someone purely wanting sex or sex chat. I want someone to want to know ME.

I wouldnt want sex (cyber or otherwise) unless I know the person well......unless she forced me :)

[Fargo...really]

I couldn't help but notice that you look like you sleep with a lot of guys, so I'm wondering if we could hook up? Of course, you would need to have proof from a clinic that you are testing clean, but I think we could have some fun. Waddya say?

[plankmaker]

You really should put some antiseptic on that.

[OntheDownLow]

Hi I live with my dad

[Fargo...really]

To be honest, I was really hitting on your friend, but since she doesn't seem that interested, we might as well hook up. Ready?

[gdgrlgnbd]

To be honest, I was really hitting on your friend, but since she doesn't seem that interested, we might as well hook up. Ready?


I always fall for this one. LOL

[Dragon_lady]

"you don't like cyber, that's only cause it wasn't with me"

Sheesh, if i had a buck everytime some guy said that to me, i'd be rich today!

[PokerAfterDark]

I once heard the opening line "Do you wanna screw, or do I owe you an apology?" at a bar.

I about choked when I heard it and couldn't wait for the rejection response...
...only it never came - they actually went off together. If I had used that line, I would have been slapped and had tequila poured over my head!

[Fargo...really]

I once heard the opening line "Do you wanna screw, or do I owe you an apology?" at a bar.

I about choked when I heard it and couldn't wait for the rejection response...
...only it never came - they actually went off together. If I had used that line, I would have been slapped and had tequila poured over my head!

Although it was originally intended for education on appropriate work place etiquette, I think the following video may help you understand what happened.

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/536214

[PokerAfterDark]

LMAO - that definitely clears things up for me.

[mike76239]

your not as fat looking as yr pictures

[pointofnoreturn]

your not as fat looking as yr picturesNow that ws a nice one....

I hate it when they say"It's all about you babe" yeah uh huh. Then what do you want?????Popcorn??

[tator]

i want someone to get to know me.

[FizProf]

Was it good for you?

[MrHyde]

a/s/l
got any pics
got a cam
you into affairs

[Dsparate Hswife]

Oh boy...you asked for it

"How desperate are you?"
"Can I see some naked pics?"
"Wanna see what I have to offer?"

These are 98% of the time from men I have never chatted with and do not know...nor want to get to know...

My answer to them is "SHUT UP!!!"

[Sneaky]

Oh boy...you asked for it

"How desperate are you?"
"Can I see some naked pics?"
"Wanna see what I have to offer?"

These are 98% of the time from men I have never chatted with and do not know...nor want to get to know...

My answer to them is "SHUT UP!!!"

LMAO!! What a coinicidence! Mine are-
"Are you really sneaky?"
"How sneaky are you?"
"Want to be sneaky together?"

[Jelly]

a/s/l
got any pics
got a cam
you into affairs

LMAO was that you ???
:lmao

[niceones]

Hey...how did you know?
For me...it is also how nice are they.
a/s/l
got any pics
got a cam
you into affairs

[jmsmith12345]

never use this line when she asks do I look fat in these jeans?

"Well, not THOSE jeans."

[Dsparate Hswife]

never use this line when she asks do I look fat in these jeans?

"Well, not THOSE jeans."

...If I could be your wife for a day...

[jmsmith12345]

...If I could be your wife for a day...

do tell, what would you do?

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

That will be $150 bucks please

[Dsparate Hswife]

do tell, what would you do?
In this order:

:wa::dt:nu:dd:blowjob::sex

[jmsmith12345]

In this order:

:wa::dt:nu:dd:blowjob::sex

I am just wondering how the bat comes into play.

[Dsparate Hswife]

I am just wondering how the bat comes into play.

I am seriously...LMAO
The bat is in response to the "THOSE jeans" comment

[jmsmith12345]

well, looks like we may need to just move to sweat pants instead, or maybe just skip the whole clothing issue

[Dsparate Hswife]

well, looks like we may need to just move to sweat pants instead, or maybe just skip the whole clothing issue

I completely agree...Your place or mine?

[jmsmith12345]

I completely agree...Your place or mine?

how about suite 802 at the ritz?

[Dsparate Hswife]

how about suite 802 at the ritz?

Oh baby...you know what I like...:dd

[gspotlover]

I've got 3 1/2 inches of pure lovin' just waiting to make you scream my name......

[Han Solo]

LMAO!! What a coinicidence! Mine are-
"Are you really sneaky?"
"How sneaky are you?"
"Want to be sneaky together?"

Ummm.......in my defense I would like to point out that #3 has worked for me 135 times to date.......just sayin:ok

[Nomad(m)]

Great legs, what time do they open?

[Kenman101]

yeah penny, that was killer

[Sneaky]

Ummm.......in my defense I would like to point out that #3 has worked for me 135 times to date.......just sayin:ok
Yeah, but you do that thing I like when you say it so it's different.:sng

[softrosepetal]

For me online- when a man immediately starts asking me sexual preferences before he knows my name makes me uncomfortable.

While out with friends this weekend.....a man (not bad looking) came and totally invaded my space, rubbing my back and telling me bad jokes....that was a real turn off.

[Jules1]

I don't know why but the first thing that came to mind when I read the title of this post was the movie "Night at the Roxbury"....the lines in that one kill me.

[Fwd40s]

Anything I say usually does it

[Orca08]

hmmmmmm. how about do you swallow or spit? :D

[Krystal]

hmmmmmm. how about do you swallow or spit? :D

LOL...that might just be a conversation starter, depending on who you ask! :lmao

[Orca08]

a conversation starter huh? ok how about if you let me cum in your mouth i promise not to spank you hard

[Dragon_lady]

a conversation starter huh? ok how about if you let me cum in your mouth i promise not to spank you hard




why punish me if i'm being good?

roflmao

[Krystal]

a conversation starter huh? ok how about if you let me cum in your mouth i promise not to spank you hard

You ruined it by promising *not* to spank me! :sp:

[Dragon_lady]

You ruined it by promising *not* to spank me! :sp:

Amen Sister! Some guys just don't get it.... ;)

[Krystal]

Amen Sister! Some guys just don't get it.... ;)

Exactly....he should have said "If you let me cum in your mouth....I promise to give you a real good spanking."

[icylady125]

hate to hear........ya wanna fuc........be alittle more romantic guys!

[Orca08]

if you let me cum in your mouth i promise to spank you real good, especially when you get on your knees for me.
Is that better?

[OICurready4me]

Now that ws a nice one....

I hate it when they say"It's all about you babe" yeah uh huh. Then what do you want?????Popcorn??
:lmao

[notonly4her]

Feel free to steal this :(

I would say something like: Lonely man wants to remember what it was like to have a woman smile when she looked at him.

or

A still married for the children man looking to meet a woman that wants to be made to feel special again.

or

A man stuck in a lovless marriage needs more than his memories to keep him warm at night.


I Like This Penny

[ldon]

You have a nice smile. we should chat sometime.

The reason I say this is because there are 2 things that happen when you make eye contact with a woman. either see looks away or she smiles and maintains the eye contact. I'm guessing that the eye contact is an invitation. Wouldn't it be great to read a person's mind at that point when they first see you? I find that the prettiest women are not always the one's that attract me.

[jmsmith12345]

No matter what line you use, never refer to her vagina as the "tunnel of love". Something about inferring that you could drive a truck through there just turns them right off.

[Lacey]

I'm paying.....sometimes that works for me.

[jmsmith12345]

I'm paying.....sometimes that works for me.

Cash or credit?

[learman3]

I just came from my work out, don't you just enjoy that odor.

[Lacey]

Cash or credit?


Cash........no one has credit anymore!


I missed read the question anyways.........ruined the whole thing!!:sry

[jmsmith12345]

Cash........no one has credit anymore!


I missed read the question anyways.........ruined the whole thing!!:sry

Money orders from you for now on Bish!!!

[Lacey]

Money orders from you for now on Bish!!!



LOL.....Anyway you wanna give it...I even take coins now.......Bone!

[jmsmith12345]

LOL.....Anyway you wanna give it...I even take coins now.......Bone!

The little change thing attached to your thong is hot.

[Lacey]

The little change thing attached to your thong is hot.


Thank you!! I like the jingling sound, it gets louder and louder with every bounce!!:ok

[jmsmith12345]

Thank you!! I like the jingling sound, it gets louder and louder with every bounce!!:ok

yeah, and it doesn't chafe like that magnetic strip down your ass.

[dino2]

Are you a spitter or swallow....never seems to work !!lol

[TIGUY]

the women I know get turned off when a man doesn't listen well and when a man's entire conversation is mostly about himself.

Stay away from those pitfalls and you should be good to go unless of course you're too immature with your thoughts....but then you'll impress the same in the opposite sex....so you should be good either way.

[cyclops]

Huuuhhhuuurrr flarrrgle gnaaakkk...I wub youw....."

Fails every time :sc

[Big Bob]

I agree its more of what's in the head than in the bed.

[MrHyde]

Let's do this bitch.

[Agent]

I am guessing "Hey Bitch!"

[dcowboy09]

All those curves, and me with no
brakes

[Big Bob]

is Ben really BIG

[YetanotherScotsman]

big Ben and big Bob?

clash of the Titans?

[cutenmarriedguy]

Hmm what line to they hate?
That dress on you looks nice, it will look better on the floor next to my bed

[cutenmarriedguy]

Want to have breakfast tommorow?
Should I call you or nudge you?

[cutenmarriedguy]

In my case
Hi my name is .........................

[FeIsTy FaV]

5 dollar footlong!

[FeIsTy FaV]

I am guessing "Hey Bitch!"

No, that's hot..... (wink wink)

[cutenmarriedguy]

Can we change the alphabet and put U and I together?

[fly]

5 dollar footlong!

LOL..........thanks!!!! I'll NEVER be able to watch that commercial again without picturing THAT in my head!!! eeesh!!!:yks

[cutenmarriedguy]

whats your sign>
I always get the answer exit

[tin_heart_gal]

Last pick up line I heard "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
I told him "unfertalized"

[cutenmarriedguy]

lmao tin

[TIGUY]

Hey Cy...I'm still rolling on this one...let me up...please...U are one funny dude!

Huuuhhhuuurrr flarrrgle gnaaakkk...I wub youw....."

Fails every time :sc

[michigan_lady]

Last pick up line I heard "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
I told him "unfertalized"

OMG LOL!!!!

[pointofnoreturn]

the women I know get turned off when a man doesn't listen well and when a man's entire conversation is mostly about himself.

Stay away from those pitfalls and you should be good to go unless of course you're too immature with your thoughts....but then you'll impress the same in the opposite sex....so you should be good either way.I still wanna bite that ass....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[pointofnoreturn]

I still wanna bite that ass....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmthat is not a turnoff line for me . Sorry I just really wanna bite TIguys ass.....:ok

[tin_heart_gal]

Another good one..

"So... Wanna go to McDonalds and share a happy meal?"

[Huzyerdaddi]

What's wrong with that. Happy Meals are good.

Another good one..

"So... Wanna go to McDonalds and share a happy meal?"

[TIGUY]

Hey....I could never understand why I was rejected when I came on to a gal one time and asked if I could buy her lunch....I think it was right after I mentioned White Castle....I didn't take no for an answer though and did offer to pay for half! Tough woman indeed!

[TIGUY]

Give me time to heal Point....it's only been a week you know!

btw...how are your bite bites healing up? :lf

that is not a turnoff line for me . Sorry I just really wanna bite TIguys ass.....:ok

[fondew2004]

I have post in several married and looking dating sites my desire to meet someone. The line I have use is " Married and looking for discrete female no strings attached". From another thread topic on this site I have heard that the lines " no strings attached " could be undesirable to some women.

The question is: Does this particular line turn women off, and what other lines do turn women off?
Lines that turn women off??

"I'm not paying for that."

"It's your turn to pay the check."

"Get a damn job!"

"You may wanna try brushing those teeth at least once a week."

[Xanadu7]

Wanna do a 3-way? Me, You, and some of this pork

[~freshly~]

Wanna do a 3-way? Me, You, and some of this pork

hahahahhahaha...that would definitely work Xan ...NOT!

[SirFox]

hahahahhahaha...that would definitely work Xan ...NOT!


"Did you wash your bush this morning?":yks

[~freshly~]

"Did you wash your bush this morning?":yks

LMFAO Foxy.....damn that would be instant *slap* <<< that is the sound of thighs slamming shut btw....

but you are French so I bet you have a million lines that DO work!

[Xanadu7]

Voulez-vous mon pork?

[~freshly~]

hahahahahahahahah....wee wee? <<<PMSL!

[SirFox]

LMFAO Foxy.....damn that would be instant *slap* <<< that is the sound of thighs slamming shut btw....

but you are French so I bet you have a million lines that DO work!

French? Do you think the French have great lines?
Wait until you meet some Italians.....They are better than the French...

Think it has nothing to do with the French...just me...YUCK YUCK.:yks

[countrygent07]

Here's a line that never fails:

"That dress is becoming on you. I'd be coming too if I were on you."

Fails to what I'm not saying. Just make sure you have a good ducking reflex.

[SirFox]

"I have to go to the little boys room"

[~freshly~]

French? Do you think the French have great lines?
Wait until you meet some Italians.....They are better than the French...

Think it has nothing to do with the French...just me...YUCK YUCK.:yks

oh Foxy ~ it is all in the accent hun and the WAY you say things...woman just can NOT resist you...

[SirFox]

Here's a line that never fails:

"That dress is becoming on you. I'd be coming too if I were on you."

Fails to what I'm not saying. Just make sure you have a good ducking reflex.

Indeed, with that line, you might want to duck with DAISY DUCK!

[SirFox]

oh Foxy ~ it is all in the accent hun and the WAY you say things...woman just can NOT resist you...

Women cannot resist me? RIGHT....and what else is good in Fairy Tale Land?

I'm just a normal guy with normal tastes..who likes power and lots of women...who may have a weird sense of humour...and likes to see the irony of things...and anyway...

your heart is taken....
On the other hand...one often wants what is impossible.

[Tempest]

When the first thing out of their (chat) mouth is "Do you have a webcam?"

[blu]

dont i know you from somewhere or

havent we met before?

[SirFox]

When the first thing out of their (chat) mouth is "Do you have a webcam?"

Let me see whether it works. "Do you have a webcam?"

(I won't tell anyone if you say "yes"...):yks

[Tempest]

Let me see whether it works. "Do you have a webcam?"

(I won't tell anyone if you say "yes"...):yks


It worked...IN TURNING ME OFF! lol

[SirFox]

It worked...IN TURNING ME OFF! lol

So you were right to begin with?
BRAVO or if you wish CONGRATULATIONS...You will be remembered in the annals of feminine social relationships!:55

You finally turned the cam off?:D

[jmsmith12345]

For a woman with such pretty blonde hair, it is a shame that you die your roots that color

[SirFox]

"I like everything natural...You know it is like those women who have surgical implants to make their breasts look bigger...( the lady across from you had a breast implant) "

[pilot]

If you had her chest and her ass, you'd be perfect.

[stellabelle]

"You know you want me."

[redcat]

"C'mon, you know you're not going to get a better offer."

[stellabelle]

If you had her chest and her ass, you'd be perfect.

OMG! Someone actually said something very similar to me!

"Your head on her body would be perfect."

[Rex]

Stella asked me to put my head on her body.

ok, wishful thinking

[neil48]

I,m not stuffing socks down there.

[fever]

A/S/L (in chat PMs)

[lookin4afungirl]

I'm looking for a friendly, yet sexual, based relationship with the right women. Discression is a must.

Me too... :D

[pilot]

how YOU doin'.....

[Loves2Flirt]

"What are you wearing?" That's an immediate dismissal!

[Xanadu7]

Want to split the check?

[SirFox]

A man invites a lady to an expensive restaurant and says "We're going Dutch..."