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Wet Beaver
10-13-2005, 02:42 PM
COMPUTER chips that store music just like an iPod could soon be built into girls’ breast implants.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005470543,00.html



this whole ipod thing is going to far...what next a ipod in a guys balls??

Barkiss
10-13-2005, 02:44 PM
COMPUTER chips that store music just like an iPod could soon be built into girls’ breast implants.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005470543,00.html

this whole ipod thing is going to far...what next a ipod in a guys balls??

What the hell is the purpose? I would never get to hear music again...

Wet Beaver
10-13-2005, 02:45 PM
What the hell is the purpose? I would never get to hear music again...


:lmao i am sure you would fine a way to listance somehow.....

Barkiss
10-13-2005, 02:46 PM
:lmao i am sure you would fine a way to listance somehow.....

You think the nipples will be the volume control?

Wet Beaver
10-13-2005, 02:47 PM
You think the nipples will be the volume control?

ouch

Barkiss
10-13-2005, 02:48 PM
Haven't told you where the cd tray will be located ;)

Wet Beaver
10-13-2005, 02:49 PM
Haven't told you where the cd tray will be located ;)

did ya read the link....it will be mp3..but will you download them

Barkiss
10-13-2005, 02:50 PM
did ya read the link....it will be mp3..but will you download them

I did read the link...just a lame attempt to be funny. ;) I would assume it will be a wireless connection for downloading...

Wet Beaver
10-13-2005, 02:51 PM
nipple plugs.....

Barkiss
10-13-2005, 02:52 PM
nipple plugs.....

sounds intriguing; however it dissuades me from getting the male version of the MP3

Wet Beaver
10-13-2005, 02:53 PM
sounds intriguing; however it dissuades me from getting the male version of the MP3

ahhhhh, you will finaly have a hole to place it in......:D

Barkiss
10-13-2005, 02:54 PM
ahhhhh, you will finaly have a hole to place it in......:D

Whatever I can get....;)

Annie
10-13-2005, 04:47 PM
You know I heard those get stolen quite frequently.... this might not be a good idea!

Barkiss
10-13-2005, 04:53 PM
You know I heard those get stolen quite frequently.... this might not be a good idea!

Some guys will do whatever they can to get their hands on one...


oh, are you talking about the MP3?

Penny
10-13-2005, 05:42 PM
My luck I would have my boobs playing music in the grocery store. People look at me like I'm nuts now :D

Wet Beaver
10-13-2005, 07:01 PM
My luck I would have my boobs playing music in the grocery store. People look at me like I'm nuts now :D

what type of boob music for grocery shopping??

spare_change
10-19-2005, 01:45 PM
sounds intriguing; however it dissuades me from getting the male version of the MP3

Boy, I reckon -- the antenna would be longer than the storage unit!!

surfnchat
10-22-2005, 07:46 PM
I don't know... It might make file sharing more interesting.

firefly
10-22-2005, 08:41 PM
But how do you change the batteries? Or charge it? ;)

wet36ddd
10-22-2005, 11:17 PM
i know how i get my batteries charged....

aceofspades1114
10-22-2005, 11:49 PM
Ah that would be cool, music in some breast. a good combo if you were a baby, lmao

spare_change
10-23-2005, 01:27 AM
But how do you change the batteries? Or charge it? ;)

If you think I am sticking my unit into an electrical outlet, you might want to rethink it!!!

Norfolkdave
10-23-2005, 07:55 AM
What the hell is the purpose? I would never get to hear music again...

You would have plenty of admirers:lmao

learman3
10-23-2005, 08:01 AM
COMPUTER chips that store music just like an iPod could soon be built into girls’ breast implants.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005470543,00.html



this whole ipod thing is going to far...what next a ipod in a guys balls??

LMAO, some people would buy just about anything

Norfolkdave
10-23-2005, 08:04 AM
My luck I would have my boobs playing music in the grocery store. People look at me like I'm nuts now :D

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
:wa:

Sandy
10-23-2005, 04:41 PM
the crap that they come up with just to try and sale something is down right funny. :lmao

Wet Beaver
10-23-2005, 04:50 PM
the crap that they come up with just to try and sale something is down right funny. :lmao

i can just imange what the ads on tv would be like.....a women walking through a store..with "she bulit like a brick house" comeing out of her boobs....

markjami
10-24-2005, 12:57 PM
Ok maybe the antena insert between the implants, you know just slide in and out.

mometal77
10-29-2005, 03:47 AM
reminds me of the movie A I was it with the male bot prostitute he turns something on and dances with music..

bonzzz4292
11-15-2005, 10:38 PM
it might be intresting to change the sons though

left or right to change the track up?
what about a replay switch?

SirFox
11-18-2005, 06:12 AM
Ever hear of Heidi? She was the one who organized a call girl ring for the Hollywood beautiful people. She has just announced that she will be opening brothels for women in PAHRUMP,Nevada (where it is legal)

According to public records, she will be charging $250 per hour for women who want men at their call and bidding. (I wonder whether there are men who can keep it long enough to service several women.....)

She says that it is about time that guys pay for the services of their womenfolk...and that she hopes that women will pay for services with their husband's credit cards.

There is one hitch in this: apparently you cannot have served a prison sentence if you want to open such a convenience store in Nevada. And she served almost 2 years for the Hollywood call girl ring she organised.

More news later if interested...

:smdance:

spare_change
11-18-2005, 11:01 AM
it might be intresting to change the sons though

left or right to change the track up?
what about a replay switch?

I'm guessing that is EVERY woman's dream -- a replay switch on a guy's dick!!!

Sandy
11-18-2005, 02:49 PM
hella yeah. we want a relay switch. its comes whenever we want. :lmao

bonzzz4292
11-20-2005, 11:56 AM
you would want that wouldn't you. no sleep for the weary. lol

:D

Norfolkdave
11-20-2005, 01:13 PM
you would want that wouldn't you. no sleep for the weary. lol

:D

My switch is always on its the fuse in the plug thats gone:lmao

Sandy
11-20-2005, 02:25 PM
hell yes i would want that. you would sleep your life away if i let you. :na

Norfolkdave
11-20-2005, 03:03 PM
Hes a zzzzzzzzzzzz then is he!:( and not a do-oer:D

Sandy
11-20-2005, 03:41 PM
oh hr does when he wants to. :lmao

spare_change
11-21-2005, 01:53 AM
oh hr does when he wants to. :lmao

and, I assume, the corollary to that, is that he doesn't necessarily do WHEN you want to ???

Cotties
11-21-2005, 03:42 AM
Your quoting an English newspaper Wet B .....
I read somewhere it's to boost I.Q for some women.. atleast maybe some men will hang around after they have done the deed.. some music to help us go to sleep..
And no! it can never go too far.. not until I see a beer cooler in a girls butt cheeck that sets off an alarm when I am thirsty..


COMPUTER chips that store music just like an iPod could soon be built into girls’ breast implants.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005470543,00.html



this whole ipod thing is going to far...what next a ipod in a guys balls??

Trev
11-24-2005, 02:00 AM
the crap that they come up with just to try and sale something is down right funny. :lmao
your just upset that someone else came up with the idea first:D

joe48
11-30-2005, 06:49 PM
Now that's what I call personal stereo. Better than any set of headphones.:knuddel:

woody9340
11-30-2005, 07:04 PM
Sounds perverted to me- science is going too far

Cotties
12-02-2005, 12:35 AM
I doubt greatly it's going to far.. it still needs a mute button for the whole systemSounds perverted to me- science is going too far

SirFox
12-02-2005, 03:49 PM
i can just imange what the ads on tv would be like.....a women walking through a store..with "she bulit like a brick house" comeing out of her boobs....

Imagine if they place ipod in a guys balls....you ladies including WB might start to hear MUSIC when you are making love to your guys....

Wet Beaver
12-02-2005, 03:55 PM
Imagine if they place ipod in a guys balls....you ladies including WB might start to hear MUSIC when you are making love to your guys....
if music ever came out of that...he would never get another blow job from me....

firefly
12-02-2005, 03:57 PM
I don't know it might be fun hearing them wimper when we change the station.

SirFox
12-02-2005, 04:17 PM
if music ever came out of that...he would never get another blow job from me....

You could look at it another way WB.... As long as you do not see CNN or FOX TV (Oh Jesus...) on a guy's balls....but rather romantic music...or new age...or if you are into that, country music...
You could be listening to "What's Going on In My Mind?", or "Great Balls of Thunder," .... it could be quite an adventure just for a one time "shot"....

Wet Beaver
12-02-2005, 04:19 PM
You could look at it another way WB.... As long as you do not see CNN or FOX TV (Oh Jesus...) on a guy's balls....but rather romantic music...or new age...or if you are into that, country music...
You could be listening to "What's Going on In My Mind?", or "Great Balls of Thunder," .... it could be quite an adventure just for a one time "shot"....


and what happens if it shorts out......that could be very shocking......for me

SirFox
12-02-2005, 05:02 PM
and what happens if it shorts out......that could be very shocking......for me

You might light up like a Christmas tree before Xmas or afterwards...
and may never know what HIT :nu you.

You do have a point there, WB...you might get the melodious sounds but with an electrochock...you might even forget the ***music*** that you were listening to.

No definitely need batteries or even solar enegry to power those SOUNDS...
Hey what about love Power or Energy Power?

Could we not envisage that by the energy that you produce, you light up his fire, eh, and fuel the music at the same time? :D :lf

clitlicker111
12-13-2005, 10:29 PM
What the heak is an ipod?

Zpanther
12-13-2005, 11:23 PM
COMPUTER chips that store music just like an iPod could soon be built into girls’ breast implants.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005470543,00.html



this whole ipod thing is going to far...what next a ipod in a guys balls??

Doesn't surprise me... What I'm surprised at is that it isn't a damn cell phone implanted in a girl's ear. I swear some of these people would go into severe withdrawals if they couldn't have access to that cell phone.