Misheard Lyrics

[Huzyerdaddi]

We've all done it...heard a song on the radio, learned it and sang along only to find out one day, you were singing the wrong lyrics.

What is your most memorable Misheard Lyric?

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Robert Palmer "Addicted To Love"

Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

[Huzyerdaddi]

Robert Palmer "Addicted To Love"

Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

LOL

[My_Secrets_Kept]

AC/DC "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Metallica "One"

Tied to machines that make me be

Tied to machines that make me pee

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Pink Floyd "Another Brick in the Wall"

Another Brick in the Wall

Another Prick in the Wall

[scoobertina]

Just ask my son... I mishear lyrics to every song out there... and when I sing a song "my way" he just looks at me and shakes his head..


I will ask for specifics from him to day and get back to you..

[One Song Hero]

Perhaps the most famous one I've heard is...

Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix:

'scuse me, while I kiss the sky (actual)
'scuse me, while I kiss this guy (heard)

[Huzyerdaddi]

Bryan Adams: Summer of '69

ACTUAL:
Got my first real six string,
bought it at the five-and-dime.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69.

HEARD:
Got my first real sex dream,
I was 15 at the time.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69.

[hoss]

John Fogerty

Bad Moon Rising

actual ...Theres a bad moon on the rise.

heard ...Theres a bathroom on the right ..

when he performs that now the last line he sings as a bathroom on the right and points that way ...

[UltimateNaneki]

John Fogerty

Bad Moon Rising

actual ...Theres a bad moon on the rise.

heard ...Theres a bathroom on the right ..

when he performs that now the last line he sings as a bathroom on the right and points that way ...

:lmao Hoss you can always make me :lmao , I'm happy I'm here !

[hoss]

:lmao Hoss you can always make me :lmao , I'm happy I'm here !

and u brighten up the whole room ...were glad your here too :kk

[Sweetdreams069]

Warrant - Cherry pie

When my daughter was very little, she used to dance around and sing

"cheese pie, cherry pie! "

instead of "she's my cherry pie" :D

[OICurready4me]

Manfred Mann's Blinded by the light




What I thought it said..

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche


What it really is

Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce

[Papa Chubby]

Big Old Jet Airliner

I hear it as "Big Old Jed had a Light on" or 'Hard On'

[Papa Chubby]

At the Casbah

I hear it as 'At the Cash Bar'

[WandaRing]

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake Your Booty

By KC & The Sunshine Band

I always thought it was Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake Your Booby:dd

[snowflake]

AC/DC, Back in Black

Yes, I'm let loose from the noose
That's kept me hangin' about

I thought it said "let loose, a vamanoose", geez what a dork.. haha...

[hoss]

Nelly Fertado

I'm like a bird ...

i always thought it said hung like a bird

[Papa Chubby]

The Beetles Lady Madonna

I always hear either '3-D Madonna' or 'VD Madonna'

[Huzyerdaddi]

Bon Jovi "Living On A Prayer"


Actual: It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.

Heard: It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.

[Dominant Master]

Just about any lyric from Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" lol.

[SkiBum980]

Manfred Mann's Blinded by the light




What I thought it said..

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche


What it really is

Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce

I thought the samething until now.....

[ethans_so_bad]

Everybody thought the same thing, they did that on purpose.



I thought the samething until now.....

[SkiBum980]

Well I guess i don't feel so bad now...

[ethans_so_bad]

neither do they.



Well I guess i don't feel so bad now...

[Affect]

Electric Light Orchestra

Evil Woman (actual)
He is a woman (heard)

And, I too thought it was douche

[ksue7274]

Geez, after reading these I don't feel so bad. Can't remember anything specific right now though.

[flake68]

AC/DC "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

My son had this one too with Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap..........

"Dirty Deeds Thunder cheeks........"

He also had Cat Scratch Fever wrong..........

"Capatin scratched the beaver..........."

[inquisitive]

Bad moon rising

"theres a bad moon on the rise"

theres a bathroom on the right ..

[meow meow]

Whenever I Call You Friend
- written by k. loggins, m. manchester

Actual words

I think about the times to come
Knowin' I will be the lucky one
Ever our love will last
I always want to call you friend

what i thought they said

I Think about the times to trust
Knowing i will be the only one
Ever our love will last
I always wanna call you friend