My Ex-girlfriend

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She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.

She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.

She's done more screwing than Black and Decker.

She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.

She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.

She's been boarded more times than Amtrak.

She's been mounted more often than Trigger.

She's been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins.

She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope.

She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.

She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube.

She's spent more time under men than barstools.

She's seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge.

She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes.

She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan.

She's had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima.

Her body has been declared a national recreation area.

Her diaphragms come with a service contract.

She has an IUD with a beeper.

She uses industrial strength douche.

Her gynecologist entered her in the Grand Canyon look-alike contest.

Her underwear is by Rubbermaid.

Her pantyhose has a pet door.

She was hospitalized for six months when a truck driver mistook her for the Holland Tunnel.

[WandaRing]

so why did you stay with her for so long?:lmao :na

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so why did you stay with her for so long?:lmao :na


'Cuz she had that most desirable of qualities -- the one all men look for in their women.


She was easy.

[WandaRing]

:sc easy eh? So how many guys can a gal have sex with before she becomes "easy, and is easy the same as a slut?" I only ask so that I dont reach that number..or is that something I want to do?
:sc So if girls are "easy" what are guys?:whee:

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:sc easy eh? So how many guys can a gal have sex with before she becomes "easy, and is easy the same as a slut?" I only ask so that I dont reach that number..or is that something I want to do?
:sc So if girls are "easy" what are guys?:whee:


Heck, that's simple --- "easy" isn't a number ... it's an attitude. (I just want her to be 'easy' with me!) Everybody knows that "easy" is a girl who will sleep with everybody including me, and "slut" is a girl who will sleep with everybody BUT me.

If girls are "easy", guys are willing.

[cyclops]

She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.

She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.

She's done more screwing than Black and Decker.

She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.

She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.

She's been boarded more times than Amtrak.

She's been mounted more often than Trigger.

She's been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins.

She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope.

She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.

She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube.

She's spent more time under men than barstools.

She's seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge.

She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes.

She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan.

She's had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima.

Her body has been declared a national recreation area.

Her diaphragms come with a service contract.

She has an IUD with a beeper.

She uses industrial strength douche.

Her gynecologist entered her in the Grand Canyon look-alike contest.

Her underwear is by Rubbermaid.

Her pantyhose has a pet door.

She was hospitalized for six months when a truck driver mistook her for the Holland Tunnel.

I think I went out with her too :D

[dartgirl]

Heck, that's simple --- "easy" isn't a number ... it's an attitude. (I just want her to be 'easy' with me!) Everybody knows that "easy" is a girl who will sleep with everybody including me, and "slut" is a girl who will sleep with everybody BUT me.

If girls are "easy", guys are willing.

And if the girl is a slut, what are the guys then?

[UltimateNaneki]

'Cuz she had that most desirable of qualities -- the one all men look for in their women.


She was easy.

Awww :nu that is aweful....

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And if the girl is a slut, what are the guys then?

"Opportunistic" comes to mind.

[spare_change]

Awww :nu that is aweful....

Oh sure -- I give you the secret to men, and you think it's awful !!

[UltimateNaneki]

Oh sure -- I give you the secret to men, and you think it's awful !!


Would you not prefer someone a little less EASY, someone to have a conversation with, enjoy each others company, relish in being apart of each other? Or are you just looking for a quick and EASY fix??

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Would you not prefer someone a little less EASY, someone to have a conversation with, enjoy each others company, relish in being apart of each other? Or are you just looking for a quick and EASY fix??


You make it sound like those are mutually exclusive --- can't you be both?

[PlayfulMale69]

Isn't easy also a exclusive, only want me lady, that can't keep her hands off of me. I mean she desires me and wants me rather than one who pushes me away. This kind of lady would want me and desire to be with me for walks in the park, rides in the country, adventures in the water and of course sex.