sexual words that are not sexy

[otispatton]

everyone has heard them, and they crack me up, so what are the most unsexy sexual words you have heard?

like: twat

[p.J]

everyone has heard them, and they crack me up, so what are the most unsexy sexual words you have heard?

like: twat

O I don't know... I know a few!! But yes kind of banal...

ok... Fanny (Brit kind)

Soft mounds (I have those in my garden!)

titties (puhlease!)

pillows (titties kind!!)

Oh! the list is endless...

[otispatton]

O I don't know... I know a few!! But yes kind of banal...

ok... Fanny (Brit kind)

Soft mounds (I have those in my garden!)

titties (puhlease!)

pillows (titties kind!!)

Oh! the list is endless...

tatas or bitties, all are silly words for titties

[p.J]

tatas or bitties, all are silly words for titties

Paps is pretty revolting too and jugs! :rolleyes:

[otispatton]

Paps is pretty revolting too and jugs! :rolleyes:

paps shot his spunk on her jugs before she sank on his stiffy

[p.J]

paps shot his spunk on her jugs before she sank on his stiffy

:D Yep! thats unsexy... in fact thats just funny!

[otispatton]

:D Yep! thats unsexy... in fact thats just funny!

ahhh...this is fun,

almost as fun as licking a kitty until she squirts some sex into my man-mouth.

[p.J]

Nah... prefer him nudging my woman fluff with his twinkle!

[Cotties]

thats right we all know tits is sexy for tittiesO I don't know... I know a few!! But yes kind of banal...

ok... Fanny (Brit kind)

Soft mounds (I have those in my garden!)

titties (puhlease!)

pillows (titties kind!!)

Oh! the list is endless...

[Cotties]

willy...like show us ya willy mate

[p.J]

willy...like show us ya willy mate


Not sexy true, but endearing nevertheless!

[Cotties]

if said during sex its well known to induce a soft on:( Not sexy true, but endearing nevertheless!

[Sneaky]

The term "Sexual Intercourse" in not sexy at all.

[MCat]

californicate

[Sneaky]

Vaginal secretions

[MCat]

Anus

[Pebbles]

suck face

do it doggy style

spank the monkey

muff dive

knock boots

[otispatton]

suck face

do it doggy style

spank the monkey

muff dive

knock boots

muff dive is sort of charming...lol

[MWMandBored]

Fun Bags: Another term for Boobs.

[p.J]

Bottom burps!








PS. kinda inappropriate as my ass is showing! but hey ho!

[Sylar]

bumpin' uglies

[cyclops]

Vulva sounds so Vulgar

[Sylar]

Vulva sounds so Vulgar

For that matter...here are some other vulgarities...

clit
twat
snatch
tuna boat
meat curtains

Ok...I know I'm terrible...

[AL(m)]

orchid......
nectar.......
Wetness......
Juices........

[Bear]

:ddSweater Meat.

[Barkiss]

paps shot his spunk on her jugs before she sank on his stiffy

OMG...that is funny....good post.

[Low Rider]

Penis....

[Bear]

meat puppet.

[p.J]

meat puppet.

ewwwwwwwwww! now that I have not heard! Thank god!

Pow wow! Yea... I know I thought so too!

[AL(m)]

Opps misread this one.... I find the words sexy.....lol

Senior moment...lol


orchid......
nectar.......
Wetness......
Juices........

[cyclops]

Clowns pocket (as big as)

[Torin]

Cunt... I just don't like that word...

[p.J]

Man in boat!

[Bear]

Bad word...I want some though. :q 32

[p.J]

'Muff'

[Bear]

tail chicken

[p.J]

Bum Hole...

[cyclops]

Bum Hole...

Yours looks ok from where I'm standing ;)

[p.J]

Yours looks ok from where I'm standing ;)

OMG..how utterly crude! Golly gosh!

[cyclops]

OMG..how utterly crude! Golly gosh!

Sorry how utterly rude of me, where were my manners?? ;)

[p.J]

Sorry how utterly rude of me, where were my manners?? ;)

Well, you my lovable norferner probably never had them... No brainer!

[utterlyamazed]

Definitely cunt. HATE that word.

[p.J]

Definitely cunt. HATE that word.

mmmmm! depends in what context! :sc

[MagicalBeing]

Cunty....

it was so funny when she said to me..... and I was trying to use nice .. sexy words...

[MWMandBored]

Dick Skinners.


For anyone who may not know, it's your hands. And what can one use thier hands for?

[Bear]

:sexHump Stick...

[mithidraes]

slong

[Bear]

That would be 'schlong' LOL...and you are right

[mithidraes]

That would be 'schlong' LOL...and you are right
thanks:D i must be getting sleepy, slong must mean the smaller penis... junior size

[Beau]

bearded clam

[Lorax]

These sound like the hustler letters (not the good penthouse ones)

[p.J]

'pee pee'

[subtlehands]

'pee pee'

Unless you're a member of the House of Lords

[Huzyerdaddi]

Unless you're a member of the House of Lords

I feel like I'm watching an episode of Coupling on BBC

[p.J]

I feel like I'm watching an episode of Coupling on BBC

You told me you liked that programme!

[subtlehands]

Did anybody like that programme?

[p.J]

Did anybody like that programme?

Nope, a load of daft bollocks actually!

[subtlehands]

Nope, a load of daft bollocks actually!

Are there clever bollocks?

[Huzyerdaddi]

Did anybody like that programme?

You told me you liked that programme!

In America, we strive for efficiency in every way. Hence we've elected to drop unnecessary letters from words and save the effort.

Behavior
Favor
Theater
Program

Now you try! It's quite "LIBERATING"

[p.J]

In America, we strive for efficiency in every way. Hence we've elected to drop unnecessary letters from words and save the effort.

Behavior
Favor
Theater
Program

Now you try! It's quite "LIBERATING"


I'd rather stick hot coals in my eyeballs to be honest...

[Huzyerdaddi]

I'd rather stick hot coals in my eyeballs to be honest...

That's what I love about you....always the dramatic one

[XR40TY]

"tube snake"

let me put my meat in your potatoes

[oldandnaked]

scrotum

[ksue7274]

vagina

[spare_change]

dickwad

[Sylar]

Twat. I absolutely can't STAND that word...lol

[stevelooking]

Cunt... I just don't like that word...

i am with you torin, bad choice for anyone.

[Asperror]

I'll go simple on this one.

DICK...isn't that the first name of a guy name Richard.

[papablkjack]

Funny Stuff

[Fargo...really]

meat puppet.

Hey, they were a great band! And making a come-back (no pun intended), no that one of the Kirkwood brothers is out of rehab (again).

[cherokeered]

I find most words can either be sexy or not by who is saying them and the way they are said.....it all depends

[Sunfiresix]

[QUOTE=cherokeered]I find most words can either be sexy or not by who is saying them and the way they are said.....it all depends [/QUOTE}

:55Your right chero--a word is only a word good or offensive, what makes them sexual are the people using them and in what way they use them.

[Fargo...really]

One of my more (in)articulate friends has often lovingly refered to his "purple-helmeted, yogurt slinger", as well as:
- sportin' wood
- Mr. Stiffy
- Flesh rocket
- Mushroom on a stick
- and the classic "weiner"

He always charms the ladies!

[TIGUY]

One of my more (in)articulate friends has often lovingly refered to his "purple-helmeted, yogurt slinger", as well as:
- sportin' wood
- Mr. Stiffy
- Flesh rocket
- Mushroom on a stick
- and the classic "weiner"

He always charms the ladies!

Ditch that "weiner" stuff Fargo...that was my elementary school quote...:D

[TIGUY]

screw


unless your partner is into home makeovers...it doesn't have a sexual touch to it at all...

[private beaches]

screw


unless your partner is into home makeovers...it doesn't have a sexual touch to it at all...

Yeah, I agree Ti, its kind of a harsh word- I cant say I've ever used it in a sexual way.

[MB54]

has anyone said camel toe??

[Sunfiresix]

has anyone said camel toe??

I don't think so--and I never met a sexy camel anyhow.


I never thought the words boobs was sexy--makes me think of a couple fools onna corner..:D

[private beaches]

I don't think so--and I never met a sexy camel anyhow.


I never thought the words boobs was sexy--makes me think of a couple fools onna corner..:D

:lmao Youre so funny Sunfire! Hope ya having a great day Sweetheart!:wa:

[Sunfiresix]

:lmao Youre so funny Sunfire! Hope ya having a great day Sweetheart!:wa:


Very good now I saw my pretty friend here--:kk

[Xanadu7]

I remember learning the word smegma in highschool. Is that a real word?

[dixiechiknga]

Dick....

[FeIsTy FaV]

I can't stand the word "Horny"

[Xanadu7]

I was never really crazy about the word weewee