If You Won $5 Million In The Lottery......

[danny115]

.....how would it effect your sex life?

[RedVixen]

I don't know...I've never really thought about fucking money before :D

[AL(m)]

Would throw a party for all my friends... yes a wild one........ :smdance:

[MIGHTY]

It would affect it greatly.....I would send the hubby away...(no sex there at all).....and move up North where I would be satisfied and be able to satisfy every single day......or twice, or three times......

[kjguy43]

Money has no bearing on sex in my opinion!

[cherokeered]

Wow....would got to australia...split the money with hubby and make sure he and the pets are taken care of...and live my life with Tiger.....

[redcat]

I don't know...I've never really thought about fucking money before :D


:lmao

[redcat]

Would throw a party for all my friends... yes a wild one........ :smdance:


Got the invitations ordered yet? Just in case....

[redcat]

Money has no bearing on sex in my opinion!


Really? I would think it would change every aspect of a person's life; whether you wanted it to or not.

[danny115]

Mighty has the right idea. My sex life would go from non existent to...I'll take her...and her....and her...and that one over there.....:lmao

[scoobertina]

the effect on my sex life... I would get some... yep I would fly to him and get some...

[WandaRing]

Finally I'd be able to get my own place, my own car and my own life :55

[Sandyboots]

I think a lot of the stress of life would be gone...then we could relax and ejoy eachother...again and again and again.

[OICurready4me]

I would give my wife a nice send off to get her life in order as I left her and began a nice comfortable life with the love of my life who knows how to treat her man and she will have her needs met all the time. We will be be one seriously sexed up couple.

[unctarheel_32]

it would make mine better because I wouldnt be having worries on my mind while we were having sex

[Papa Chubby]

As much as I love my wife, and would stay with her, I would call up a gal friend of mine to get together for one weekend. The weekend we lost.

[tanya]

If I won millions, I would go somewhere hot with white sandy beaches and sip on a martini by the water. And no I wouldn't bring the hubby with me. That would be no fun!!

[Annie]

There's this small town in Illinois that has maybe 300 people who live in complete poverty. I wonder if $5,000,000.00 would hook up all their utilities?

[mrdiscreet]

I'd fly by private jet, personal attention and no long LaGuardia or Heathrow lines for me!

[Pebbles]

I think $5million dollars would ease the stress factor in my life. I would move back to States and retire.

[Bama River Man]

. . .it would likely increase my options. . .I hope.

[Simply Just Me(f)]

Money in my opinion does not have anything to do with sex. Mabye except buy more toys.. lol

I think maybe I would venture out on my own and do something I have always wanted to do.

[redcat]

.....how would it effect your sex life?


Hmmm...interesting twist on the proverbial question. I'd probably enjoy sex in a variety of locales I couldn't, otherwise.

[scoobertina]

let's see... $5 mill... after taxes that is about $2.5 mill... put some aside for the kids... half a mill each... making it 1.5... then some aside for me... 1 mill... to earn more money... .5 mill now.. pay off my house... 350,000... just enough to go ahead and take a long trip with someone I love... and have some fantastic sex... oh yeah.. taking him someplace away from it all...

the sex would be fantastic!

[NYYlvr]

let's see... $5 mill... after taxes that is about $2.5 mill... put some aside for the kids... half a mill each... making it 1.5... then some aside for me... 1 mill... to earn more money... .5 mill now.. pay off my house... 350,000... just enough to go ahead and take a long trip with someone I love... and have some fantastic sex... oh yeah.. taking him someplace away from it all...

the sex would be fantastic!


Scoob, you need to be more optimistic, the 5mil is after taxes jeesh, lets see, wife would get half, thats the only sex i'll have, getting totally screwed.
I would buy a new place for me, new boat, new truck, let the balance collect interest somewhere.

[katydid2]

I'd pay off all my bills, but probably not change to much except get rid of my stupid Chrysler. College education for my kids (plus bribery to get my daughter in Ivy League School). Quit job? Hell, yeah. Put the rest in savings so I could live without working. Divorce my husband. Maid. Swimming pool. OK, a little bit more. SEX: I'm thinking pretty much a lot when I want.

[Frenchie_lady]

Well, being Canadian does have its advantages, no tax on lottery wins ;)

As for the sex life, I think it would give me the financial stability to leave hubby... I would probably keep the house and make sure my daughter has as little change as possible.

I would make sure everyone I love would be invited on a cruise with me ;)

[mustangrick]

i'd buy a new transmission and donate it

[Tempest]

i'd buy a new transmission and donate it

Wow, you're so nice. If only you weren't an ass, I might actually like you.

[mustangrick]

Wow, you're so nice. If only you weren't an ass, I might actually like you.

wait i thought it was my ass you liked, did i mix up the order of the words in the sentence

[Tempest]

wait i thought it was my ass you liked, did i mix up the order of the words in the sentence

Ok, I'd buy a stake in the Pens and ban you from the games for life. I'd buy your 'team' and make you the mascot... then I'd do all that good stuff for my family and poor children. But revenge on you would be first.

[Triplore]

It would be a detriment to my sex life, because every tom, dick and harry would be trying to fuck me out of it...LOL

[scoobertina]

If I Had 5 Million Dollars

by Barenaked Ladies (http://www.bnlmusic.com/)

If I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had 5 million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had 5 million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had 5 million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had 5 million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had 5 million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had 5 million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had 5 million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had 5 million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had 5 million dollars
(If I had 5 million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had 5 million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had 5 million dollars, If I had 5 million dollars
If I had 5 million dollars, If I had 5 million dollars
If I had 5 million dollars
I'd be rich

[Cadence]

If I was independently wealthy, I think I'd honestly keep my job.
Bummer is, they know it. That does absolutely nothing for the salary negotiations!

[Cadence]

.....how would it effect your sex life?

More time...more relaxation, always good. More vacation= warmer climate= less clothes!
Then again, more money = more shopping = more clothes, I can picture the lingerie drawers now.
Personal trainer, can we at least fantasize that would mean no pulled muscles ever?
Exotic locales...ones you have to have a helicopter to reach. Without kids, regularly.
Okay, got my food for thought for the morning, thanks!

[Rex]

Breathe a sigh of relief
Clear up some things here. And take a sabbatical.
Canada seems like a nice place to visit.

[Singeon]

my sex life....well....

I wouldnt be sitting here..I'd be thousands of miles away enjoying someone far more meaningful to me than just a sex life...:-)

[fixitman]

Press confrence a they give me that big check....

The following people can kiss my rich ass.

[Shawn]

.....how would it effect your sex life?

Is it depressing that I am not so sure even 5 mill would effect my sex life? I mean ... who really WANTS to pay for it?

[rocky52]

Whiskey and Women!!!

[Big O]

I would graduate from hookers to call girls.......

[Chuck037]

Quit work, payoff bills, travel

[drem]

well i won 50,000 in december from the lotto , didnt help my sex life at all, only ended with more things to do that the wife wanted to buy , like new appliances to put in , kitchen to remodel, etc, not a damn thing for me to feel good lol

[m0pc49]

I don't know...I've never really thought about fucking money before :D

thanks for making me spew beer thru my nose and all over my monitor RedVixen. Your reply was hilarious! :D

[GirlNextDoor]

I would give my husband half and kick him to the curb therefore opening up my opportunities to find a man that really knows how to take care of a woman.

[MSU]

Pay da bills, start my dream business and tell the wife to quit her horrible job.

Guess I'd keep feeding the kids, too. :) :)

[Charmed]

I would give money to my son's clients, the ones that are so poor they can't afford heat. I would buy them a nice home, small but clean and warm... I would put money in a fund for their college.

and travel :)

[Chuck037]

It might bring on more problems, like friends you never talked in a long time.

[(guest)]

Quit working and go back to school to become what I always wanted. I would also set up scholarships/ grants for women who may not have been able to get a college education because of family or having to work and provide funds for them to go back to school and pursue their dreams.

[bighands]

maybe get laid, though i'd think i'll need at least 10 mil for that to happen