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[romancer522000]

Since I am on my 3rd here I guess I had to give this one alot of thought . I dont know if I would get married again but I do know that I would be involved with a woman for sure . Its not just for sex but knowing that you have someone to share your life with , have a travel partner , a confidante is something that I know I couldnt be without . Guess I am not a loner huh !!! When I was on my own for 3 years I always had my kids with me so I had a responsibility and someone who needed me . Now that they are all out of the house I know I wouldnt be alone again . Guess I have rambled on enough . .

[stonejack]

A partner that has her own house sounds appealing to me right now !

[Sunfiresix]

This is my second, if it were to end, never would I remarry, I believe in committing oneself to another. At my age I don't feel I could go thru it again. I know I would long for companionship, but the thought of caring for another person is a scary proposition after my last five years of my present marriage.

[Eric69]

I love dirty sex talk too jusblay. If you are female would love to talk on the phone with you

[Eric69]

Hello everyone! New at this. I'm from TN and pratically married. lol We have been together for 7 years. We have two children together. A 3 1/2 year old daughter and a 1 1/2 year old son. He's a truck driver and gone a lot so just looking to make new friends online. Can't wait to get to know all of you better. :)



I would love to flurt with you on line or on the phone.

[Lena]

Too bad Eric!! He is male!!

Hello Jusblay!!!!!

[Cotties]

Jazzy why do you have to edit so much. We are all grown ups. I now feel like I missed something of interest here. You are not a control freak I hope. although it is a turn on.

Eric have you ever tried one of those 10bucks a minute phone sex operators? I have never met a man who has admitted it. I know they are out there. I don't have a problem with them either.

I did it as a kid but it was only r rated without a credit card. It took me half hour to cum and about a week to get over the beating my dad gave me when the bill arrived.

[Jy]

Cotties, I'm not a control freak. If you must know, there was a hotlink in that post, and the moderators have been instructed to delete them.

I don't "edit so much". Back off.

[stonejack]

yes , when you are the one with most of the reponsibility it does wear you down emotionaly . You have to find places to have your fun and relax to counter act the down side . I mean you love them and there are good things but it can be a huge reponsibility . I guess for better or worse is no joke !

[flamengo130]

Divorce not in the equation for us, but we've been married 20 years and our oldest is 29. Yes, we were divorced and remarried after 10 years apart. You just never know!!

[spare_change]

Jazzy why do you have to edit so much. We are all grown ups. I now feel like I missed something of interest here. You are not a control freak I hope. although it is a turn on.

Aw, Cotties -- there are a hundred reasons to edit a post. But the most important one is --- to keep this site on the air. There are rules and regulations that can't be broken, or they shut you down. You can BET you missed something of interest -- but it was also something we aren't allowed to broadcast. Relax -- nobody, other than the government, is trying to control what you see.

Eric have you ever tried one of those 10bucks a minute phone sex operators? I have never met a man who has admitted it. I know they are out there. I don't have a problem with them either.

Ok, I am the only guy in the world who has ever tried this. I was on a trip to Ottawa, and was bored out of my skull. So, I called one -- it was unquestionably the most boring time I have ever spent talking to a girl. (Well, I assume she was a girl). Ahh -- the follies of youth!

I did it as a kid but it was only r rated without a credit card. It took me half hour to cum and about a week to get over the beating my dad gave me when the bill arrived

[frogjr47]

penny u sure are a good looker would love to cam with u sometime

[Penny]

Thats cool :)

[Penny]

Thanks frogjr

[Zpanther]

Still married to my first wife after almost 32 years. But if something happened to Lady P or for some reason we did decide to part ways, I wouldn't rule out getting married again. I wouldn't be in any big rush to find a new wife though.

[Cotties]

I will apolagise again Jazzy. It wasn't nice.

Perhaps and it's only just a thought. That when people are edited a reason may be given why. When I see someone edited I think they are the scum of the world. Perhaps we all could learn what is inappropriate behaviour and keep what they did in perspective.
I have seen Penny edit in the past and would never ask her for an explaination or even think to ask. But as moderators you are here to serve Penny and the people that use the site.

Cotties, I'm not a control freak. If you must know, there was a hotlink in that post, and the moderators have been instructed to delete them.
I don't "edit so much". Back off.

As for the "back off" remark and the "if you must know". I must say your people skills need a little work. There are two ways to deal with someone who said something you disliked. A person can escalate the situation or de-escalate it. See you round Jazzy and keep smiling.

[Jy]

And I owe you an apology Cotties, for such a bitchy reply.
I thought you knew by now that I would never edit any post without serious consideration first. I felt like you were policing me, since you called me on my last edit, but that's no excuse for using such strong words.
So...
How about a little make up sex? hee hee!

[Zpanther]

And I owe you an apology Cotties, for such a bitchy reply.
I thought you knew by now that I would never edit any post without serious consideration first. I felt like you were policing me, since you called me on my last edit, but that's no excuse for using such strong words.
So...
How about a little make up sex? hee hee!

Careful there Cotties... remember what happened to Spare.

[Cotties]

O.K but we're doing it doggie style as I am too angry to look you in the face. Up to the point when I want to cum. Then I will look you in the eyes and give you all my love.

I also smack bums a bit harder when I'm angry

No worries Jazzy:kk
And I owe you an apology Cotties, for such a bitchy reply.
I thought you knew by now that I would never edit any post without serious consideration first. I felt like you were policing me, since you called me on my last edit, but that's no excuse for using such strong words.
So...
How about a little make up sex? hee hee!

[Cotties]

Thanks Z.P:55

Have you got a hockey mask and the full protective gear?

Careful there Cotties... remember what happened to Spare.

[SirFox]

if mark and i split up. i won't get married again i know that.

It is interesting to see how one can be so sure of something.

[Jy]

Good idea! I like a bit of gift wrap! Gives me something to tear off!

[Zpanther]

Thanks Z.P:55

Have you got a hockey mask and the full protective gear?

I dunno Cotties. Not sure that's the ticket.


This one's definitely a handful. Managed to coax her into the cave.... and now she won't leave. :confused:

[Lena]

I dunno Cotties. Not sure that's the ticket.


This one's definitely a handful. Managed to coax her into the cave.... and now she won't leave. :confused:

You weren't looking all the time were you??
Otherwise you would have seen her sneak out to have some fun, and sneaking back!!! She is only staying as you give her warmth and go hunting for food for her!!! You look after her so well!!!!!:)

[Norfolkdave]

I like to flirt have fun and generally chill out and relax. The site has become the main page on my computer but I must get on with chores around the home, but its hard to change back to reality. When the better weather arrives I hope that our lives will herald new adventures, and we can venture forth, but until then im happy on here.

[Cotties]

Lend me your club Z.P so I can bonk her and drag her away by the hair when I'm finished.

[Lena]

Lend me your club Z.P so I can bonk her and drag her away by the hair when I'm finished.

Hey thats not nice!!!!
Well if you are going to do that to her, then i am going to have to sneak up behind you while you are being horrid and use my club on you!!!

[Zpanther]

Lend me your club Z.P so I can bonk her and drag her away by the hair when I'm finished.

Oh no, Cotties. Definitely the wrong approach. If she can tear all that equipment off ya, taking that club away would be child's play. I'd say a little honey here might be a better way to go. ;)

[Jy]

..oh yes, honey will do the trick! See? Why do you think I haven't left the cave? As Lena said, you take such good care of me!

[Zpanther]

..oh yes, honey will do the trick! See? Why do you think I haven't left the cave? As Lena said, you take such good care of me!

hmmmmmm....... maybe I'd better stay and watch...... just to make sure you don't hurt him. :cool:

[Jy]

yeah, stick around sweetheart, then you'll be handy when I'm done with him.






..he can go directly to his debriefing while we get busy!

[Zpanther]

yeah, stick around sweetheart, then you'll be handy when I'm done with him.






..he can go directly to his debriefing while we get busy!

uh........ who's doing the debriefing? Is Firefly back there out of range of the firelight?

[Jy]

Lena actually takes care of the debriefing part, because she's so gentle and understanding. Her soft, soothing voice usually is enough to bring them back to reality and get them functioning again.

[Zpanther]

Good choice....... and I bet she's even figured out something to take care of those bite marks.

[Jy]

Yes! Her first aid and CPR are up to date, which really comes in handy!

[firefly]

uh........ who's doing the debriefing? Is Firefly back there out of range of the firelight?

Just be careful....you never know! :D

But Jazzy is right....Lena is so much better at the debriefing.

[Jy]

Yes, I fear they would need another session of therapy if you were part of the recovery Firefly!!

[Lena]

Lena actually takes care of the debriefing part, because she's so gentle and understanding. Her soft, soothing voice usually is enough to bring them back to reality and get them functioning again.

Ohh yes, I can do that real good!!!!
Just listen really well to me as i speak!!!
YOu will be as good as new!!!!
May even be better then you were before!!!
And if you have been good during the session, you will get a reward!!!

[firefly]

Yes, I fear they would need another session of therapy if you were part of the recovery Firefly!!

*sighs* yeah probably.
I just can't seem to help it....it's so much fun! ;)

[Lena]

Good choice....... and I bet she's even figured out something to take care of those bite marks.

yes I have a technique to sooth and smother those bite marks till they disappear!!!

[Cotties]

Horrid! never..........

I'm just letting my primal instincts take over as a self defence mechanism.

And Z.P Why do I need honey when I'm full of sugar. I just need to be squeezed and refined.
Hey thats not nice!!!!
Well if you are going to do that to her, then i am going to have to sneak up behind you while you are being horrid and use my club on you!!!

[Lena]

Yes! Her first aid and CPR are up to date, which really comes in handy!

Oh yes I have just done another up to date course!!!
So I am ready to go!!!!

[spare_change]

penny u sure are a good looker would love to cam with u sometime

Sorry, frog -- you got to go to the back of the line -- which is somewhere in Iowa right now! Better hurry!

[Lena]

Horrid! never..........

I'm just letting my primal instincts take over as a self defence mechanism.

And Z.P Why do I need honey when I'm full of sugar. I just need to be squeezed and refined.

You would get further by being soft and gentle!!!
Well let me refine you then!!!
So you are ready for the ordeal!!!
ohhh Did I really say ordeal???

[Zpanther]

You would get further by being soft and gentle!!!
Well let me refine you then!!!
So you are ready for the ordeal!!!
ohhh Did I really say ordeal???

Well, okay. Take your time Lena. Plenty of time to get outta those clothes when you're done refining and squeezing Cotties.

[Lena]

Well, okay. Take your time Lena. Plenty of time to get outta those clothes when you're done refining and squeezing Cotties.

Oh yes ZP i am taking my time!!!!
He needs alot of refining!!!

[Zpanther]

Oh yes ZP i am taking my time!!!!
He needs alot of refining!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. :lmao

He sure as hell DOES! That may turn in to a long term project hon.

[Lena]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. :lmao

He sure as hell DOES! That may turn in to a long term project hon.

Oohhh you think it will??
Then i better leave him for awhile and go and take my rest for abit!!!:)

[Cotties]

I think I liked it more when Jazzy and I were just friends. This intimacy kind of makes me unconfortable and makes me say silly things.

Maybe Lena can bring a few romantic comedies over and teach me how to bite my tongue. That Hugh Grant should have been rubbed out before he made all men look bad except for maybe Z.P and Spare.

[Lena]

I think I liked it more when Jazzy and I were just friends. This intimacy kind of makes me unconfortable and makes me say silly things.

Maybe Lena can bring a few romantic comedies over and teach me how to bite my tongue. That Hugh Grant should have been rubbed out before he made all men look bad except for maybe Z.P and Spare.

aawwww come here and i will show you how!!!
Just put yourself over here!!! Just there, thats perfect!!!

[Cotties]

queue jumpers.. I don't know what this place is coming to

Hi Frog

[Cotties]

and then you sneak off to bed :( aawwww come here and i will show you how!!!
Just put yourself over here!!! Just there, thats perfect!!!

[Norfolkdave]

queue jumpers.. I don't know what this place is coming to

Hi Frog

Im at the front anyway, hello Cotties:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Oh yes I have just done another up to date course!!!
So I am ready to go!!!!

Oh you are sweet, christmas is only 50 weeks away :lmao

[G...G]

Friends to chat with and learn from. My life has become boring!! A couple tried to pick me up in a bar one night and boy did I chicken out. It kinda scared me too but I didn't even know them!!! LOL

[frogjr47]

this is day 3 and ive met a lot of nice people already

[frogjr47]

still havent met anyone from nw/pa yet

[spare_change]

Friends to chat with and learn from. My life has become boring!! A couple tried to pick me up in a bar one night and boy did I chicken out. It kinda scared me too but I didn't even know them!!! LOL

But, admit it --- you thought about it, didn't you? You kinda liked the idea, maybe just not with them?

[frogjr47]

cant believe ive already met so many nie people

[belfast]

Welcome frogjr.. good site you will enjoy it. `so if i kiss the the frog does she turn into princsess:kk

still havent met anyone from nw/pa yet

[Norfolkdave]

Friends to chat with and learn from. My life has become boring!! A couple tried to pick me up in a bar one night and boy did I chicken out. It kinda scared me too but I didn't even know them!!! LOL

Its better to be bored surely than dead........Im bored but then before others say it...( Im brain dead...LOL) Go out and throw everything to the wind. Go for it, get dolled up, and head for town, use your charms and reach for the sky, and someone elses pocket.:D

[frogjr47]

lol i was mistaken for a gal by someone on here today had to go and check to make sure yep im a guy

[frogjr47]

this weather here in pa sure is weird for january

[Norfolkdave]

lol i was mistaken for a gal by someone on here today had to go and check to make sure yep im a guy

Accidents can happen, your lucky nothing else happened.;)

[Zifnab]

I get bored sitting in my room at work and am a social type person. I like to talk to people. There are not many chances in the office so I like to chat online. And as an incuragable flirt to begin with this seems like a perfect place to be.

[Jy]

That's okay Cotties, we can still be friends, just friends with benefits! Now stop saying silly things and let's get busy!



I think I liked it more when Jazzy and I were just friends. This intimacy kind of makes me unconfortable and makes me say silly things.

Maybe Lena can bring a few romantic comedies over and teach me how to bite my tongue. That Hugh Grant should have been rubbed out before he made all men look bad except for maybe Z.P and Spare.

[Jy]

It's a rush, isn't it? But I agree with you, it can be scary too.
I was once on a blind date with a guy who seemed friendly and harmless, but when we decided to go back to his place, Mr.Hyde showed up instead! I ended up beating the livign daylights out of him and then getting my butt out of there! Good thing I didn't give him my address! But since then I've been far more cautious.


Friends to chat with and learn from. My life has become boring!! A couple tried to pick me up in a bar one night and boy did I chicken out. It kinda scared me too but I didn't even know them!!! LOL

[Zifnab]

So if this is my first day am I supposed to stop in here and post a hello? If so HELLO EVERYBODY!

[Jy]

Hello Zifnab! Welcome aboard! You've been doing a fantastic job for your first day! Hope you stick around and get to know all of us! :wa:

[Lena]

Hello Zifnab!!!!!
nice of you to stop by to say Hello!!

[sweetgapeach]

I went on a Blind Date once !! The guy was All hands ,and the more I resisted the more him came on stronger , it was horrible . I got home called my Friend and said never again !!! Well two weeks or so later He was arrested for rape .

[Zifnab]

Hello Zifnab!!!!!
nice of you to stop by to say Hello!!

Thanks. I admit, I have been having some fun today.
Although it has been fairly quiet in the chat room.

[Zifnab]

I went on a Blind Date once !! The guy was All hands ,and the more I resisted the more him came on stronger , it was horrible . I got home called my Friend and said never again !!! Well two weeks or so later He was arrested for rape .

Too close a call. But it goes the other way too. I had a blind date once that ended with me having to move. She was stalking me. I would get home from work and she was waiting for me in the parking lot and stuff. I had to beat the crap out of the buddy that set me up with the date just to keep him from telling her where I moved.

[Jy]

See?! One can never be too cautious, whether you're a man or a woman!





So, she was stalking you Zif? Then you must be one heck of a catch! Would you like another stalker? ;)

[pastryman]

Know exactly what you are saying same thing happen to me...but I didn't move she was nuts....very scaryToo close a call. But it goes the other way too. I had a blind date once that ended with me having to move. She was stalking me. I would get home from work and she was waiting for me in the parking lot and stuff. I had to beat the crap out of the buddy that set me up with the date just to keep him from telling her where I moved.

[Jy]

The chat room are usually quiet during the day, but tend to get busier after dinner. Hopefully you'll have some company soon!

[Jy]

Oh bunboy, how could any woman have any sort of contact with you and not want to follow you to the ends of the earth? We're only human! And you're the hottest bit of pastry I've ever seen!:lf



Know exactly what you are saying same thing happen to me...but I didn't move she was nuts....very scary

[spare_change]

It's a rush, isn't it? But I agree with you, it can be scary too.
I was once on a blind date with a guy who seemed friendly and harmless, but when we decided to go back to his place, Mr.Hyde showed up instead! I ended up beating the livign daylights out of him and then getting my butt out of there! Good thing I didn't give him my address! But since then I've been far more cautious.

You did NOT beat the living daylights out of me!! The bruises went away in less than two weeks. So there!!

Besides, if you hadn't been wearing that sexy muu muu, it never would have happened!

[pastryman]

wow.....T H A N K - Y O U....that is so nice of you:kk

[Jy]

Just being honest bunboy...



wow.....T H A N K - Y O U....that is so nice of you:kk

[firefly]

Hello Zinfab! Welcome aboard!

[Jy]

So I look sexy in a muu muu! I can't help it if I'm irresistible! Still doesn't give you the right to turn into octopus man!



(are we fighting again?)
will there be more make-up sex if we are?


You did NOT beat the living daylights out of me!! The bruises went away in less than two weeks. So there!!

Besides, if you hadn't been wearing that sexy muu muu, it never would have happened!

[spare_change]

So I look sexy in a muu muu! I can't help it if I'm irresistible! Still doesn't give you the right to turn into octopus man

(are we fighting again?)
will there be more make-up sex if we are?

Irresistable?? Hmmmm -- that wasnt the word that came to mind!

Make-up sex? That's the only reason we fight!

[Zifnab]

Hello Zinfab! Welcome aboard!
Hello and thanks firefly!

[Sunfiresix]

Welcome to the Group Zifnab.

[Zifnab]

Am rather glad I stumbled on this site. Has been interesting so far. Am wondering how much better it will be once I reach the 50 posts though.:55

[Zifnab]

So I look sexy in a muu muu! I can't help it if I'm irresistible!

Can I just lie down on the floor and have you stand above me in that muu muu so I can judge for myself?

[KIRA187]

Am rather glad I stumbled on this site. Has been interesting so far. Am wondering how much better it will be once I reach the 50 posts though.:55


Watch out the first step is a LOO LOO!!! Keep posting Ziffy it wont be long.;)

[Zifnab]

I'm glad it keeps track for me cause I would have a hard time remembering with all the distractions around this place!
( and that was NOT a complaint!)

[Sunfiresix]

Keep up the posting You will have a good time here--especially with the sweet distractions.

[Zifnab]

Am hoping for a lot more distractions! Next week is a slow schedule for me......
Maybe I will hit the 50 mark before then and I will be able to see the rest of the story!

[Sunfiresix]

Keep it up, the more you get (like sex) the better it is. Have fun Buddy.

[Jy]

Absolutely! In fact, I have this snappy new soapbox to stand on that will give you an even better view!

[Sunfiresix]

hey Zif move over I wanna peek too!! ;)

[Zifnab]

Now thats a friendly welcome indeed! I will share the wealth!

Afterall how much can one man take?

[belfast]

I made the soapbox so can I peek too:lf

[Zifnab]

I think we need to have a few guidelines here:

hands to yourselves
and if you :dl or in any other way make a mess on the floor please clean up after yourself

[Lena]

and then you sneak off to bed :(

Yes i did!!! But i had to sleep sometime didn't I???:gs

[Jy]

At the rate you're posting, you'll hit the 50 mark by midnight tonight!



Am hoping for a lot more distractions! Next week is a slow schedule for me......
Maybe I will hit the 50 mark before then and I will be able to see the rest of the story!

[Zifnab]

So I feel a deep burning need to express myself...(that and I have been really bored all day), is that a problem?

[Jy]

Absolutely not! In fact, I admire you enthusiasm!

[Zifnab]

Absolutely not! In fact, I admire you enthusiasm!

well with this reply I only need one more! thanks for the support!

[Jy]

Anytime Zif. Why don't you reply to this one and make it 50?

[tiger50]

dont think i cud never say never, circumstances and feelings change.

[SirFox]

dont think i cud never say never, circumstances and feelings change.

TIGER: You are a philospher and an experienced man. Nice to know you.

[sex_kitten_4u]

dont think i cud never say never, circumstances and feelings change.

exactly tiger very well said :kk

[frogjr47]

day 4 still looking for a pa connection

[frogjr47]

this weather here in nw pa goes from warm to cold in hours strange

[Norfolkdave]

Absolutely! In fact, I have this snappy new soapbox to stand on that will give you an even better view!

This soapbox whats it made of :sc

[frogjr47]

thank you i found i friend from here to chat with

[frogjr47]

go steelers

[frogjr47]

am i the only one using this

[frogjr47]

still havent seen any ladies from nw/pa yet

[Sunfiresix]

Sounds like frog has a friend--good luck.

[Sandy]

no your not the only one using this. lol i'm glad you found somebody to talk to. :wa:

[Sunfiresix]

yup there is a few of us on, more will come on, I think there is a girl from pa. keep looking you find friends here.

[KIRA187]

I think I am lookg for the Holy Grail


OR



The boys of Summer


Cant decide this morning!


Or

maybe innocense Lost?

Or



maybe just my car keys!!! :whee:

[Sunfiresix]

It's better to be looking for your car keys than to not remember where you left your car.

[Norfolkdave]

Im looking for a pot o gold............or a diamond mine...........or a million pounds anyone help me and of course a big club for Barkiss

[frogjr47]

well the steelers won

[frogjr47]

any gals from nw/pa been on here yet

[Cotties]

What did you do Jazzy. you made him pop..

hello Zifnab...did Jazzy scare you?

[Jy]

He's not scared yet Cotties, so don't tell him any stories yet, okay? tee hee

[Cotties]

Get him in your web and then "tee hee" you put the venom in so discretly he won't even know.:dl :rofl1: He's not scared yet Cotties, so don't tell him any stories yet, okay? tee hee

[frogjr47]

having a ice storm here in nw/pa everything is covered

[frogjr47]

still looking for some pennsylvania connections

[frogjr47]

hey people im new to this looking for chat friends and more if your in nw/pa good morning penny

[frogjr47]

your looking mighty fine marycat

[frogjr47]

sunfire six and my wifemark glad to meet u

[Norfolkdave]

He's not scared yet Cotties, so don't tell him any stories yet, okay? tee hee

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
:lmao

[KIRA187]

having a ice storm here in nw/pa everything is covered


Where did you say you were from again frog?? :D

[Cotties]

Hi there frog

Good to see you chasing the girls. A great way is to go and open a thread about you. Build it and they will come. atleast once anyway. if you want quicker responses to posts look who is logged in. The homepage is the best for this. the top right corner or the green light under the photo{avatar} have fun!;)

sunfire six and my wifemark glad to meet u

[Cotties]

I'm looking for the light:di woops thats not it

[Jy]

...need a new game plan, now that you've given away my M.O...;)



Get him in your web and then "tee hee" you put the venom in so discretly he won't even know.:dl :rofl1:

[Norfolkdave]

...need a new game plan, now that you've given away my M.O...;)


Who me! Nuh! He wouldnt know:whee:

[frogjr47]

maybe im too old to be here i hope not

[frogjr47]

wish we could get more friends to come into flash chat

[Norfolkdave]

having a ice storm here in nw/pa everything is covered

Never had that, so sounding thick, what is it!!!!

[frogjr47]

im from nw/pa kira 90 miles east of erie

[frogjr47]

how do i start my own thread cottie

[Norfolkdave]

im from nw/pa kira 90 miles east of erie

Wheres that! :sc

[Jy]

It's in the states, Dave, northwest part of the country.

And an ice storm is a villianous bit of weather that covers everything in ice, destroys even mature trees, turns roads into skating rinks and which is best observed from the warmth of indoors while sipping something warm and comforting.

[frogjr47]

hi im a 58 male 5ft8 in 140#looking for chat friends and whatever might come next

[KIRA187]

It's in the states, Dave, northwest part of the country.

And an ice storm is a villianous bit of weather that covers everything in ice, destroys even mature trees, turns roads into skating rinks and which is best observed from the warmth of indoors while sipping something warm and comforting.


Jazz, you make an ice storm so ominous... and villanous and such doom and gloom.. good thing I am not a mature tree!

But I will have what ever you are sippin there sweetie.:lf

[KIRA187]

maybe im too old to be here i hope not

Ahhh grasshopper... such foolish talk from such an old fart! stick around and keep postin! :D

[Jy]

But don't you feel the same way honey? We lose so many lovely old trees in our neighbourhood every time there's an ice storm, and there's 10 times more accidents, and the hydro usually goes out! *shiver*
Although, they leave such a sparkling and magical layer of ice all over everything, which is why one should be inside for viewing. And for snuggling under a cozy blanket with a handsome man! Care for a mug of hot rum, sweet thing?


Jazz, you make an ice storm so ominous... and villanous and such doom and gloom.. good thing I am not a mature tree!

But I will have what ever you are sippin there sweetie.:lf

[Dean]

Hello

[G...G]

Hello Dean!! I'm here because I'm lonely and looking to find new adventurous friends.

[KIRA187]

But don't you feel the same way honey? We lose so many lovely old trees in our neighbourhood every time there's an ice storm, and there's 10 times more accidents, and the hydro usually goes out! *shiver*
Although, they leave such a sparkling and magical layer of ice all over everything, which is why one should be inside for viewing. And for snuggling under a cozy blanket with a handsome man! Care for a mug of hot rum, sweet thing?


Yes those poor defenseless trees! :D

Okay, I get your point Jazz. Yes, even though there is beauty in an ice storm there are also events that could create despair and havoc. So slide over little one, share some of that hot rum and lets play footsie under your cozy blanket! ;)

[Jy]

...always room for you sweet thing...



Yes those poor defenseless trees! :D

Okay, I get your point Jazz. Yes, even though there is beauty in an ice storm there are also events that could create despair and havoc. So slide over little one, share some of that hot rum and lets play footsie under your cozy blanket! ;)

[Cotties]

To old to be here. I don't think so frog. If the women had to put up with my immaturity there would be none here.

And as for our poll on do you prefer older or younger.. It was hands down that older guys have it going on here. Which means stay and teach me a few tricks. ;) maybe im too old to be here i hope not

[Cotties]

Hi Dean


as for you georgiagirl.. I have my safari suit on 24 hours a day.. I had the ass chewed out by the female hyenas. They'll eat anything.:D
Hello Dean!! I'm here because I'm lonely and looking to find new adventurous friends.

[G...G]

What do u mean by that? Sorry but I don't understand??

[Cotties]

I just love a good adventure and I will put up with all the risks.. you were telling Dean you were here for adventurous people and needed companionship..I'm your man and already dressed.:55 What do u mean by that? Sorry but I don't understand??

[Norfolkdave]

It's in the states, Dave, northwest part of the country.

And an ice storm is a villianous bit of weather that covers everything in ice, destroys even mature trees, turns roads into skating rinks and which is best observed from the warmth of indoors while sipping something warm and comforting.

Thanks Jazzy for informing me, sounds horrendous, glad the UK doesnt suffer.

[frogjr47]

ok im backnow im a premium member hooray

[Sandy]

congrats frog, now try for gold....hee hee hee :D

[G...G]

Oh okay ........ LOL

[KIRA187]

I just love a good adventure and I will put up with all the risks.. you were telling Dean you were here for adventurous people and needed companionship..I'm your man and already dressed.:55


how do you know georgia wants you dressed cotties?? ;)

[KIRA187]

...always room for you sweet thing...


hot diggity dog diggity whatch a do to me.... :whee:

[Cotties]

I said I was in my ass-less safari suit. How could any women not want that:lf how do you know georgia wants you dressed cotties?? ;)

[spare_change]

I said I was in my ass-less safari suit. How could any women not want that:lf


The thought of it just makes one tremble.

[Cotties]

Don't confuse trembling with inner thigh ;) quivering. The thought of it just makes one tremble.

[belfast]

How could you mix those two up Cotties:wa:

[Cotties]

I thought women shut their legs when trembling. I didn't see someone had tied them open to the chair:( How could you mix those two up Cotties:wa:

[tinalee]

not sure where nw/pa is....how about from "penguin country"? (ya that was back a few pages Ithink.....)

Anyways......not totally sure what I'm looking for here....but open to suggestions..;)


Been married 9 yrs to a wonderful, caring, loving, man - not thinking of trading him in.....(yet) LOL. Wasn't thinking about stuff like this until a couple of years ago when we had the big "lets share our fantasies" talk - and discovered we had a couple in common....one of which includes checking out new ways to "spice things up" (that are not too hard core - although one never really knows for sure.....I keep thinking of my parents ranting at me at the dinner table "how do you know you don't like it if you never even tried it!!!!!" hmmm....if they only knew where THAT statement would take me...). So, half of this has to do with consensual stuff....

...the other half of this is that I am sick and tired of coming home after work to a couch potatoe and have told him that (yes, in calm lets work it out tones) and have a hard time feeling excited by a man who can't pull himself away from the tv long enough to do anything EXCEPT have sex. Then its back to the tv.:spbx: Sooooo.........here I am!!

:wa:

[Cotties]

A wonderful little story Tinalee

I think you will have a lot in commen with people here after hearing that.

atleast you didn't mention he's in love with a women named Beer
not sure where nw/pa is....how about from "penguin country"? (ya that was back a few pages Ithink.....)

Anyways......not totally sure what I'm looking for here....but open to suggestions..;)


Been married 9 yrs to a wonderful, caring, loving, man - not thinking of trading him in.....(yet) LOL. Wasn't thinking about stuff like this until a couple of years ago when we had the big "lets share our fantasies" talk - and discovered we had a couple in common....one of which includes checking out new ways to "spice things up" (that are not too hard core - although one never really knows for sure.....I keep thinking of my parents ranting at me at the dinner table "how do you know you don't like it if you never even tried it!!!!!" hmmm....if they only knew where THAT statement would take me...). So, half of this has to do with consensual stuff....

...the other half of this is that I am sick and tired of coming home after work to a couch potatoe and have told him that (yes, in calm lets work it out tones) and have a hard time feeling excited by a man who can't pull himself away from the tv long enough to do anything EXCEPT have sex. Then its back to the tv.:spbx: Sooooo.........here I am!!

:wa:

[tinalee]

Actually....he's never told me her name.....but I think the initials are W.W.F.

!!:sc

[Cotties]

Great! He just made me a whole lot more attractive.

[tiger50]

hey cotties , are u a slut???? ere mate ava tinny..... cool off....

[Cotties]

Can't these women keep things a secret.

bloody hell.
give me the beer
cheers mate
who you calling a slut you cheap tart?
hey cotties , are u a slut???? ere mate ava tinny..... cool off....

[tiger50]

Can't these women keep things a secret.

bloody hell.
give me the beer
cheers mate
who you calling a slut you cheap tart?

lol yeh seems i am a male tart.... hic.... :55

[thepackage]

not sure where nw/pa is....how about from "penguin country"? (ya that was back a few pages Ithink.....)

Anyways......not totally sure what I'm looking for here....but open to suggestions..;)


Been married 9 yrs to a wonderful, caring, loving, man - not thinking of trading him in.....(yet) LOL. Wasn't thinking about stuff like this until a couple of years ago when we had the big "lets share our fantasies" talk - and discovered we had a couple in common....one of which includes checking out new ways to "spice things up" (that are not too hard core - although one never really knows for sure.....I keep thinking of my parents ranting at me at the dinner table "how do you know you don't like it if you never even tried it!!!!!" hmmm....if they only knew where THAT statement would take me...). So, half of this has to do with consensual stuff....

...the other half of this is that I am sick and tired of coming home after work to a couch potatoe and have told him that (yes, in calm lets work it out tones) and have a hard time feeling excited by a man who can't pull himself away from the tv long enough to do anything EXCEPT have sex. Then its back to the tv.:spbx: Sooooo.........here I am!!

:wa:

Hi Tina. Im new here too. Some guys just dont get it!...literally. But I mean if that was me, there wouldnt be that problem.;) I d be happy to get you excited after a day at work!!!!

[Sunfiresix]

Tina keep at him, He has to wake up, if that were me you would have to pull me away from the sex to watch TV, i can't stand most of the junk on it.

[eroticjoy]

hubby and i were seperated for three yrs..(but back together at the moment). during that time i met alot of people from another site im on. Some clicked some didnt . dome were good some were bad. But have met many i will be friends with forever from all over the world. I love meeting people. as to why im here i love to flirt... im sure none of you have noticed that by now.. lol.. but if i meet someone i really click with that let what ever happens ... happen.

[Sinjin Kane]

I would get married again.

I would think all the mistakes I made in my first marriage would make me an even better husband now.

I know what I'm looking for in a women and a big part of marriage is laughter.
The other is haveing a wife at home you want to come home to and a wife at home that feels sorry when her husband has to leave.

[Jy]

This is my second marriage, and I always maintained that I wouldn't get married again if this one didn't pan out, but who's to know?
Like Sinjin said, I like to think that I could take what I learned from my mistakes and make a go of it next time.

It would be nice if I had a husband who was interested in having sex. I really miss that.

[yaser]

This is my second marriage, and I always maintained that I wouldn't get married again if this one didn't pan out, but who's to know?
Like Sinjin said, I like to think that I could take what I learned from my mistakes and make a go of it next time.

It would be nice if I had a husband who was interested in having sex. I really miss that.Jazzy it is probable that you make mistakes if you husband does not like sex..I mean when you seem to want sex more your partner may withdraw...Why don't you act as a lady who does not want sex much?Of course I understand you the life without satisfactory sex is really terrible...since I have not sex 1999's.I don't want to have sex with any woman on the street.

[SirFox]

Jazzy it is probable that you make mistakes if you husband does not like sex..I mean when you seem to want sex more your partner may withdraw...Why don't you act as a lady who does not want sex much?Of course I understand you the life without satisfactory sex is really terrible...since I have not sex 1999's.I don't want to have sex with any woman on the street.


WELL, well, well.....YASAR.....hello.....the lost cowboy from Turkey is back, eh? Welcome back or have I just missed your posts? :whee:

[yaser]

WELL, well, well.....YASAR.....hello.....the lost cowboy from Turkey is back, eh? Welcome back or have I just missed your posts? :whee:I have just taken holiday because I was busy with a new one and old but sick one.It is not easy to cope with two ladies even we may be allowed to marry illegally 4. I also missed you my dear friend FFox.

[SirFox]

I have just taken holiday because I was busy with a new one and old but sick one.It is not easy to cope with two ladies even we may be allowed to marry illegally 4. I also missed you my dear friend FFox.

YASAR: I cannot tell you how terrible I feel about your condition. I think that all men should have a harem....Will send you a PM soon about the Danish newspaper business to have your thoughts about that.

[yaser]

YASAR: I cannot tell you how terrible I feel about your condition. I think that all men should have a harem....Will send you a PM soon about the Danish newspaper business to have your thoughts about that.Thank you ffox,you are very kind..Now I have a balance ...I hope it will not be spoiled..My humble advise to you is when you have a problem with one woman try to find another if you want two troobles instead of solution to one problem.This is my style to cope with a lady to set up a harem but one knows the other the other does not know that other wexists..

[Jy]

Gee, thanks for that pearl of wisdom, Yasar.
My husband has some serious emotional issues stemming from his childhood, which is why he has shut down. It's taken years of failed attempts and lots of anguish and therapy on both our parts to realize this, and now that I have finally learned and accepted this hard truth, the last thing I'm going to do to start blaming myself.
Excuse me if I don't take advice from a man who hasn't had sex since 1999. Sounds like your tactics haven't worked for you either.



Jazzy it is probable that you make mistakes if you husband does not like sex..I mean when you seem to want sex more your partner may withdraw...Why don't you act as a lady who does not want sex much?Of course I understand you the life without satisfactory sex is really terrible...since I have not sex 1999's.I don't want to have sex with any woman on the street.

[SirFox]

Gee, thanks for that pearl of wisdom, Yasar.
My husband has some serious emotional issues stemming from his childhood, which is why he has shut down. It's taken years of failed attempts and lots of anguish and therapy on both our parts to realize this, and now that I have finally learned and accepted this hard truth, the last thing I'm going to do to start blaming myself.
Excuse me if I don't take advice from a man who hasn't had sex since 1999. Sounds like your tactics haven't worked for you either.


JAZZY:I feel for you and your husband.
If I may be of any help, if I can be of any help, let me know by PMing me.

[Danswillandu]

Looking for a married lady for some company and more:knuddel::sex

[Rainmaker]

hi Dan! welcome!!

[Danswillandu]

Hi rain maker how are you doing today

[Rainmaker]

Hi rain maker how are you doing today


great and yourself??

[Danswillandu]

Doing real well, found this site and thoough I'd try it

[Danswillandu]

sorry meant thought

[Rainmaker]

sorry meant thought

no worries with the spelling-ive had 2 beer so mine is probaly off as well-lol

[Danswillandu]

Rainmaker what state on the east coast are you? I'm orginally from New Youk

[Rainmaker]

Doing real well, found this site and thoough I'd try it

well stick around and give it a run-u will love it here;)

[Rainmaker]

Rainmaker what state on the east coast are you? I'm orginally from New Youk

im a few states down huni-NC here

[Danswillandu]

Tell me a little about what you love about it. might help me out

[Sunfiresix]

Hi danswillandu, stick around keep posting and enjoy, eveyone is fun here.

[Rainmaker]

Tell me a little about what you love about it. might help me out

well......the ppl r very friendly...i dont fall asleep while im here...they keep it fun...there r some hotties here....i dont feel like im judged here like at other sites--theres a few-hope it helped;)

[Danswillandu]

Hi danswillandu, stick around keep posting and enjoy, eveyone is fun here.

I am from Elmira, NY howdy neighbor:knuddel:

[Danswillandu]

well......the ppl r very friendly...i dont fall asleep while im here...they keep it fun...there r some hotties here....i dont feel like im judged here like at other sites--theres a few-hope it helped;)

have you found any buddies you met here or just flirted and made friends?

[Rainmaker]

have you found any buddies you met here or just flirted and made friends?

flirting and making friends

[Danswillandu]

Making new friends is a very good thing. I have made a lot of friends all over the world thru the internet.

[Sunfiresix]

Elmira Huh, good to see you neighbor. I've made a lotta friends here, I consider everyone on this site a friend, you will as you get to know us. I am sure you will meet someone you can chat with. And by the way we have all the most beautiful women right here on this site, so good luck.

[Danswillandu]

Elmira Huh, good to see you neighbor. I've made a lotta friends here, I consider everyone on this site a friend, you will as you get to know us. I am sure you will meet someone you can chat with. And by the way we have all the most beautiful women right here on this site, so good luck.
sounds really good to me. Thanks for the info.
I've only been on a few minutes and have 2 people talking to me, sure is very incouraging:wa:

[Penny]

Welcome Dan :kk

[Sandy]

hi dan and welcome to a great site.

[Danswillandu]

Hi Mywifemark,

Wow I need a cold shower, You are hot, and thanks for the greeting.

[Sandy]

your welcome, don't get to cold. :D

[Danswillandu]

I'll do my best but have to cool off somehow.

[Danswillandu]

What area of the country are you from? As you can see I live in Lousianna.

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Danswilla welcome to the site I hope you find what your looking for, we are all insane here, but not dangeous, we have the PPPs and TWATs to the rescue

[Sandy]

i'm from alabama, not to far away. :D

[Danswillandu]

I lived in Anniston, Alabama for 4 years and my youngest went to Jacksonville college, in Alabama:)

[Danswillandu]

Hi Dave,
Thanks for the welcome and info
Dan

[Norfolkdave]

Wheres Ross, Big O, Illmakeyourtoeswiggle, where they gone, anyone know!!

[Sandy]

no no ideal, i sure miss them though.

[Norfolkdave]

no no ideal, i sure miss them though.

Suddenly they have gone and they were part of the site.

[Barkiss]

Ross still pops in the chat room every once in a while. I believe he's starting to wrap up his tour of duty.

Wiggles and BigO...no idea. I haven't seen them in a while..

[Norfolkdave]

Ross still pops in the chat room every once in a while. I believe he's starting to wrap up his tour of duty.

Wiggles and BigO...no idea. I haven't seen them in a while..

If you hear of Ross please send my reguards, wiggles to and big o, I know Big O moved didnt he around about Oct I think, its strange without the guys on here.

[Penny]

Probably busy

[Norfolkdave]

Probably busy

A lot of people have come and gone just wondered where they are and what they are doing, what their lives are like now, as this year will be a whole year on the site and I have made so many new friends.

[sex_kitten_4u]

If you hear of Ross please send my reguards, wiggles to and big o, I know Big O moved didnt he around about Oct I think, its strange without the guys on here.

hey dave ross was on last week

[Norfolkdave]

If he comes on again or the others say hi for me please

[sex_kitten_4u]

If he comes on again or the others say hi for me please

sure dave i have not seen wiggle and i dont know the other one but if i see ross on i will say hi form you:wa:

[pastryman]

think they vanished into the wind....Dave

[Annie]

Ross was on my site last week too and it seems like he's doing ok. I miss Big O and Mr Wiggles also.

[Norfolkdave]

Ross was on my site last week too and it seems like he's doing ok. I miss Big O and Mr Wiggles also.

Where are the boys, no disrepects to others but Big O come back you too wiggles.:wa:

[hotstuff]

Penny, I'm looking at you in the short black dress. Wow, your legs are gorgeous!! Could you open them wider and let me inside?!! I really want to be there!

[Penny]

Keep posting, you never know what you will see ;)

[GeekMaster]

Keep posting, you never know what you will see ;)

Penny, you are the kind of lady that wet dreams are made of!! Just thinking about you causes me to... well that is another thread!!! :dl :la: :wk

Look forward to seeing even more of you in the future!! (hint hint)

[Zifnab]

Look forward to seeing even more of you in the future!! (hint hint)

Gee I wonder what that means???:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[dee43]

I'm looking for someone in the North Alabama or East Mississippi area that would like to talk and possibly have a discreet relationship. I'm a 43 y/o male that is very fit, funny and athletic. I don't look my age and I definitely don't act it and would like to meet someone that is the same.

If you want to laugh and have a great time then please contact me. Email me at d31963@yahoo.com

[Sandy]

well i'm from alabama, welcome to the site, as far as chatting sure.

[G...G]

Welcome to this site. If you stick around you will find lots of nice people to chat with!!

[Barkiss]

Welcome Dee...

[tony3]

anybody into hot phone?

[tony3]

hi

[ChicagoGuy]

Sure

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Tony welcome to the site, I hope you like us all and Im sure your find what you want after you settle in

[lonelyman]

Hi, this is my first thread on MAF. I am 35, male and married but with sex few and far between I stumbled across this site looking for others in the same boat, particularly women around my age. I have tried the typical chat rooms, but they are all younger (20's) not interested in emailing or chatting with an old man like me! LOL

Anyway, hope to find a nice woman who would like to email or chat discreetly some.

[Sandy]

hi lonely, welcome to the site, come on in and join the fun, warning though, be careful or you'll be as hooek as the rest of us....... lol.which isn't a bad thing. :wa:

[lonelyman]

Thanks for your welcome! Yes, I could see how easy it would be to get hooked. I kinda hope I can find a woman in my situation who will want to hook me! LOL

[Wet Beaver]

hi lonelyman....welcome.......watch out for MWM...she is like a black widow spider....she get men into her web....and we never see them again....:D













j/k sandy.....:kk

[Sandy]

sssssssshhhhhhhhh your not suppose to tell them, they'll run away. :D

[lonelyman]

hi lonelyman....welcome.......watch out for MWM...she is like a black widow spider....she get men into her web....and we never see them again....:D













j/k sandy.....:kk

Thanks for the warning....although I can see why men would WANT to get caught in that web!

[Sandy]

i promise i won't bite...... not hard anyway. :lmao

[lonelyman]

i promise i won't bite...... not hard anyway. :lmao

I might like a little biting!

[Wet Beaver]

I might like a little biting!

and now we start......:na

[Sandy]

w.b. warned you, i'm lethal. :D :lmao

[Waltert]

When they start telling you
They will NOT bite, or whatever

LOOK OUT!!!!!!!

[Sunfiresix]

w.b. warned you, i'm lethal. :D :lmao

I use to be semi-normal I chatted with her and look at me now....:whee::lmao:lmao