New Members! Introduce Yourself and say hi! Welcome!

[TheSaint69]

I live in Massachusetts and any women in the area that want's to get togeather drop me a line.........

[Sandy]

i live in alabama and up for a visit anytime

[spare_change]

cotties i think everybody was just joking. it doesn't matter if your man or woman i believe is expienrce thats counts. sorry bad spelling


I couldn't agree more !!!! Of course, we all know that women's boobs get in the way of proper vehicle control, and they get pretty aggressive when it's that time of the month, and that otherwise, they are too timid to take their rightful place on the road. Not to mention that high heels and brake pedals don't mix.

But, other than that, they are damn fine drivers !!!!

[Penny]

Well I am a step 9 ;)

[Ehnonymous]

I have. I don't exactly know why it doesn't bother me, but it doesn't. And, I would do it again under the right circumstances. Does that make me bad? Unfaithful, yes.

[Sandy]

Idon't cheat. I love to flirt and I don't hide anything from my husband:whee:

[Wyvern75]

Wait a second. Are you talking about retirement (and then she has to have been married to you for about 10 or so years before she can get that) and you have to retire first.

Unless some things have really changed in the past 6 years, your military paycheck can't be garnished unless you have kids to support. A regular divorce unless there is some maintenance requirement set by a state court doesn't count against your wages.

I would strongly suggest that you go to the JAG and and the Personnel office and get more information.



well see i am military and we get divorced she gets half of every thing no if ands or buts about it and that will leave with nothing and her with more b/c i'll be indebt way over my head

[Ehnonymous]

Friend,

Read it all again and then act. Don't sit around and wait. The advice here has been really good and I won't repeat it all. Just see the JAG and get the divorce going. You will both be happier. It's not fun, but you'll learn a lot about yourself.

[tree01]

Just stopping in here to say hi to one and all. I get into posting and conversing, it will be a pleasure to meet you all see you around

[spare_change]

Just stopping in here to say hi to one and all. I get into posting and conversing, it will be a pleasure to meet you all see you around

Welcome!!! We will see you around the hallways.

[Norfolkdave]

Just stopping in here to say hi to one and all. I get into posting and conversing, it will be a pleasure to meet you all see you around

Yes man come and join the fun we are a friendly bunch:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

hi

Hello beach girl, welcome, hope you post we are a friendly bunch:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

:drink: :drink:

Like a drink too so do i :drink: and I dont bite either:wa: come and say hi:lf

[Norfolkdave]

hmm maybe...maybe not heh heh heh

[Sandy]

Hello and welcome. stay around awile and you will enjoy yourself:lf

[Lena]

Hello tree!!!!

[KIRA187]

Hello Walls!


For those who may be too young or dont recall..... that is a song from way back, country i beleive. it was a hello. :)

[Norfolkdave]

Hello tree!!!!

Hello Lena!!!!!!!! my we are getting around:lmao moving too mmmm:D

[Lena]

Hello Dave!
See, how polite is that???

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Dave!
See, how polite is that???

I can be as yoiu know

[Lena]

Am i going to see some politeness now???

[Norfolkdave]

Am i going to see some politeness now???
Yes

[Lena]

That will be nice!!!

[Norfolkdave]

That will be nice!!!

you know i speak the truth

[Lena]

ok!!!

[Norfolkdave]

ok!!!

Thankyou

[rickt67]

If I got divorced again, very likely, NEVER.

[spare_change]

How many of you guys that are divorced are actually looking to get married again? Most of the ones I meet are just looking to return to their youth and have sex with as many people as they can :(

A great philosopher once said that "women give sex to get love, and men give love to get sex."

No wonder we don't understand each other.

[Barti]

It is a hard choice for someone who is divorced to get remarried. There is no guarantee you will not fall in the same scenario that made you decide to get a divorce at the first place. In my case, if I ever get a divorce which I doubt will ever happen, I will find it hard to meet someone else to rebuild all my wife and I have brought together. Here , I am not talking about materials, but the time and the effort we all put together in the relationship. I would rather have a girlfriend to complement what I believe that I am not getting at home in a respectful and discret manner.

In reply to certain men are just looking to have sex with as many women as possible, I personnaly don't think it is not a responsible way of acting unless the end mean is not emotional and sexual satisfaction. I think we ought to make a difference between sexual pleasure versus sexual promiscuity. The pleasure comes when you meet a girl and you feel her without even penetrating her yet. Have you ever met a man who makes you wet every second without him touching you? Sex has then this abstract sensation that makes you want it and feel it just by talking and thinking about your man or girl. let me stop here, beofre you wet your panty.

[Penny]

good podt Barti :)

[Big O]

Less than six months away for me.......

[MCat]

The pleasure comes when you meet a girl and you feel her without even penetrating her yet. Have you ever met a man who makes you wet every second without him touching you? Sex has then this abstract sensation that makes you want it and feel it just by talking and thinking about your man or girl. let me stop here, beofre you wet your panty.

Too late....

[TheSaint69]

I'am with you wet beaver, Wine it is for me also.

[TheSaint69]

I'am alone for a week and lonely just me and the wine collection:drink:

[tree01]

Name dropping all those beers -- and we know y'all drink nothing but Pabst Blue Ribbon

When I drank, PBR were good darn it me and my wife use to spend many a romantic moonlite night shooting rats at the dump. Here I will get my wife in on this... hey sis...:D

[tree01]

Unhappiness breeds contempt,and that is a hard one to shake

[juli55]

MM nows thats a promise if ever I heard one:kk Im good at both babes very good;) extremely good;) not sensitive:D and have good cruise control;) ok Dave if i'm ever up your way, I'll be sure to look you up..so keep your motor running.:knuddel: ;)

[juli55]

juli: I bet you are as good in the back seat as behind the wheel, but i think he was refuring to driving.:rofl1: so I Guess you know were my mind was...:kk :knuddel: :D :blowjob: ;)

[Norfolkdave]

ok Dave if i'm ever up your way, I'll be sure to look you up..so keep your motor running.:knuddel: ;)

Ok Im here and my motor will run for you and be ready for you to hop aboard and we will drive away anywhere :kk :D

[KIRA187]

after driving in to work today..... WOMEN ARE THE BETTER DRIVERS.:lmao

[KIRA187]

so I Guess you know were my mind was...:kk :knuddel: :D :blowjob: ;)



can someone find my mind... i think i lost it back at the turn somewhere.:D

[Cotties]

can someone find my mind... i think i lost it back at the turn somewhere.:D
What did it look like?

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Here's one for ya...I don't know how many of you watch the show "Biggest Loser", but I heard Penny mention that she does, and I do so, I thought that it would be interesting to see who you would want to have sex with on the show?...if you watch it that is.
Think about the "after" person...;)

NOT including the trainers OR host! If that were the case I'd do the woman trainer in a HEARTBEAT! Wow! She's feisty and HOTT!:lf

I kind of thought that Ryan was HOTT, but she got voted off last night so I'll go with Andrea now...

[Bandit256]

I did not realize they named a shoiw after me!:D

[Norfolkdave]

Afraid Ive never seen the show so really I cant comment but best of luck to thoise who do committ themselves

[KIRA187]

Let me see.... Both Jen and Shannon have great eyes and smiles. I admit that I have only seen one episode of the show this season. I can relate to Jen's eating patterns. I knew my wife out of high school and she was very attractive. During college she gained 70 lbs. We didnt start dating until her senior yr. Once she graduated she had the resovle to lose it and even more. Now she is down to a size 3-4 I guess.

Shannon seems to have the confidence deep inside but just needs someone to reassure and support her as she continues to move in the right direction. Someone to boost her self esteem so that confidence will come out and shine.


Now the hard part which would I do.... Lets start with Jen.;) :hp: :blowjob:

[wizardly]

I saw a bit of the first episode last week.Even with heaps of weight off I would get squashed.No thanks.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

I saw a bit of the first episode last week.Even with heaps of weight off I would get squashed.No thanks.


Wizardly...think of the "after" person...not the now person.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Let me see.... Both Jen and Shannon have great eyes and smiles. I admit that I have only seen one episode of the show this season. I can relate to Jen's eating patterns. I knew my wife out of high school and she was very attractive. During college she gained 70 lbs. We didnt start dating until her senior yr. Once she graduated she had the resovle to lose it and even more. Now she is down to a size 3-4 I guess.

Shannon seems to have the confidence deep inside but just needs someone to reassure and support her as she continues to move in the right direction. Someone to boost her self esteem so that confidence will come out and shine.


Now the hard part which would I do.... Lets start with Jen.;) :hp: :blowjob:



Yeah, I really liked Ryan's eyes...she has an awesome smile and a cute little nose. I think she's still my favorite!
Your wife has accomplished a great thing...God Bless her!:)

These people have got one helluva a long road ahead of them. I hope they all accomplih their goals!

[shopowner]

I guess I'm in South Carolina by myself...dang. Yall come visit. I have the beer & WARM swimming water !!!

[Yogi596]

If everyone is bringing the beer, I'll bring the beer nuts and prestzels

[Yogi596]

Well, you could gamble and go for it. Mom and daughter at same time. If you are gonna go out, might as well go out on top.(or bottom) hehe

[Norfolkdave]

If everyone is bringing the beer, I'll bring the beer nuts and prestzels

Ive a bar free beer free spirits but in the UK:lmao

[Yogi596]

Dude,

Better to be 21 and figure it out and get out then to be 15 years into and really be miserable. (trust me I speak from experience)

[Norfolkdave]

Ok guys a poll is needed will lena phone me!:wa:

[Wet Beaver]

Ok guys a poll is needed will lena phone me!:wa:

if she is smart...she won't....:na

[Norfolkdave]

if she is smart...she won't....:na

We will have to ask her then wont we:lmao

[Barkiss]

I've got my fingers crossed for you!!

[Norfolkdave]

I've got my fingers crossed for you!!

Perceiverence is the key all I can do is hope:wa:

[HillBilly]

rum and coke is my fare when i drink heavy, which isn't to offten.

Got me a rum & coke right now reading though the pages ..

Good choice by the way :D

[HillBilly]

As posted before get while you are still young, no use trying be make something out of nothing.As far as the money goes you can rebound from a few losses.

[HillBilly]

Best of Luck Dave

[Penny]

good luck :)

[ksfirefighter]

dave im rooting for ya!

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Who knows Dave...but, I hope she does, and you better treat her like a Lady during that phone call.:D

[shopowner]

I think liquor is better tban beer if one is planning on having sex afterwatd. Beer makes me feel tired...booze gets me going!

[HillBilly]

Well, you could gamble and go for it. Mom and daughter at same time. If you are gonna go out, might as well go out on top.(or bottom) hehe


:D :blowjob: :hp:

[HillBilly]

Well I will say this. The ones I know are better drivers than navigators...
i would have to agree on that.

[HillBilly]

Just checking to see if anyone is near Eastern Kentucky

[Norfolkdave]

Best of Luck Dave

Thanks man I can only but try:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Who knows Dave...but, I hope she does, and you better treat her like a Lady during that phone call.:D

Ok I promise, Im gonna send her my email tonight with my mobile number enclosed;)

[Norfolkdave]

dave im rooting for ya!

Thankyou man much appreciated;)

[Norfolkdave]

good luck :)

Thanks Penny love tonight my number will wing its way to her email address;)

[Annie]

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

[Barkiss]

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Makes sense...;)

[Lena]

Charming!!!!!

[Penny]

I dont think we have to many from Kentucky.. Lots from Texas though

[Annie]

Some guy must have come up with that law, but the way I look at it is, it's a good way to keep the men in shape! "C'mon Honey, I wanna go a little faster...."

[Lena]

Some guy must have come up with that law, but the way I look at it is, it's a good way to keep the men in shape! "C'mon Honey, I wanna go a little faster...."

Yessss!!!!!! :lmao

[Annie]

Yeah Lena, some guy came up with that law as a safety measure and within a month 27 wives were able to prove it was "accidental" when they ran over their husbands...

[Lena]

Yeah Lena, some guy came up with that law as a safety measure and within a month 27 wives were able to prove it was "accidental" when they ran over their husbands...

Ohhh Annie you are too much!!!!!
Bet they regreted that law!!!!!

[Annie]

Ohhh Annie you are too much!!!!!
Bet they regreted that law!!!!!

Hell hubby gets out of line with me one more time... we're going Graceland next vacation and I'm driving!

[Lena]

On a driving holiday then Annie??

[Annie]

For that? You betcha!

[Lena]

Well, lets hope he stays in line!!!!

[Annie]

I recently given him a lesson or two on the serious consequences of his actions or in some cases inaction. I do believe that he now knows that if he can’t keep up with me I will find someone else who can.

[Lena]

ooohhhh I hope he took big notes on his lessons and put them into action so to speak!!!!!!!!!!
Suppose you could find someone on here!!!! Maybe???!!!!!! Or maybe not!!!!!!!!

[Annie]

Oh well this was the perfect time for his "lessons". We're going through a little rehab here. Just this week we've had concrete workers, elecricians, alarm systems installers, landscapers, painters, and plumbers... so there is no shortage of men!

[Norfolkdave]

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

believe that and I can fly to the moon without a rocket:lmao

[Annie]

believe that and I can fly to the moon without a rocket:lmao

See for yourself!

http://www2.gvsu.edu/~feenstrk/laws.html

[Big O]

If you tied a rope to us and made us run, then maybe we would stay in shape!
The best woman driver is a passenger....

[Norfolkdave]

See for yourself!

http://www2.gvsu.edu/~feenstrk/laws.html

Ok I hmmmmmmmmmmm believe you so guys and girls is it fact .....NAH:lmao

[Annie]

If you tied a rope to us and made us run, then maybe we would stay in shape!
The best woman driver is a passenger....

Honey I don't need to tie a rope to you... you did such a nice job with that noose around your neck all on your own!

[Big O]

thank you very much! :)

[Norfolkdave]

If you tied a rope to us and made us run, then maybe we would stay in shape!
The best woman driver is a passenger....

I,ll proberly going to hang myself here big O:lmao

[Big O]

Dave, just come and join me!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Dave, just come and join me!!!!

I join big O here women drivers make better passengers:lmao

[Big O]

Here's your noose Dave!! lol

[Norfolkdave]

Here's your noose Dave!! lol

We have started Hell and jesus the back lash is going to be more than Help!:lmao

[Annie]

You two think you're members of Married and Flirting, but you've changed everything now.... in a minute you can call it Married and Hurting! :nu

[Lena]

Oh well this was the perfect time for his "lessons". We're going through a little rehab here. Just this week we've had concrete workers, elecricians, alarm systems installers, landscapers, painters, and plumbers... so there is no shortage of men!

Ohhhh lucky you!!!! You had plenty to choose from!!! Were they hunky enough to let the'lesson' sink in??!!!??

[Big O]

Oh Miss Annie, you could be my back seat passenger anyday.....
BigO

[Lena]

If you tied a rope to us and made us run, then maybe we would stay in shape!
The best woman driver is a passenger....

Watch it! you'll be hung by the women drivers!!!!!

[Lena]

I join big O here women drivers make better passengers:lmao

Well you have just blown it!!!!!

[Annie]

Ohhhh lucky you!!!! You had plenty to choose from!!! Were they hunky enough to let the'lesson' sink in??!!!??

Lena, some of them were so hunky I set up a video cam with a zoom lens! You really should plan a holiday in the states... you'd love it here!

[Big O]

Lena, I bet you are even worse because you drive on the Wrong , I mean left , side!

[Lena]

Here's your noose Dave!! lol

Yep!!! You two will be there standing on those chairs or something with the noose round your necks!!! Its just going to be a fight of who is going to kick the chairs from under you!!!!!!

[Annie]

Oh Miss Annie, you could be my back seat passenger anyday.....
BigO

Suckin up to me now won't help your case!

[Annie]

Yep!!! You two will be there standing on those chairs or something with the noose round your necks!!! Its just going to be a fight of who is going to kick the chairs from under you!!!!!!

I got 'em first! I call dibs on Big O... he started it!

[Lena]

Oh Miss Annie, you could be my back seat passenger anyday.....
BigO

yeah and think what she could do with a broom stick!!!!!!

[Lena]

Lena, some of them were so hunky I set up a video cam with a zoom lens! You really should plan a holiday in the states... you'd love it here!

I better do that!! Never been there !!!!!

[Big O]

Honey, what I meant was that you could be a passenger but not a driver....lol

[Lena]

Lena, I bet you are even worse because you drive on the Wrong , I mean left , side!

Well actually since i spent alot of my life in Spain i can drive on either side of the roads without getting confused!!!!
And it was a man driver who came racing on my side of the road which nearly killed me and my daughter!!!! And bcause of that i have never driven again!!!!

[Big O]

So you don't drive now??

[Lena]

I got 'em first! I call dibs on Big O... he started it!
After what he just said you might just have a fight on your hands as to who will kick the chairs from under him!!!

[Lena]

So you don't drive now??

Nope!!!! There are too many mad man drivers on the roads who think they are some kind of mad racers!!!!! And also own the roads!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

You two think you're members of Married and Flirting, but you've changed everything now.... in a minute you can call it Married and Hurting! :nu

So babes what me and big O only a bit of banter annie seriously

[Norfolkdave]

Yep!!! You two will be there standing on those chairs or something with the noose round your necks!!! Its just going to be a fight of who is going to kick the chairs from under you!!!!!!

Now look man what we started:lmao heh heh heh

[Big O]

Girls, girls, you know I love you. (I see Dave left me) Please don't hate me. Did I start this? I thought it was Dave......... (kicking Dave under the bus....)

[Lena]

Now look man what we started:lmao heh heh heh

And won't be forgotten or forgiven!!!!!

[Lena]

Girls, girls, you know I love you. (I see Dave left me) Please don't hate me. Did I start this? I thought it was Dave......... (kicking Dave under the bus....)

Oh you know you did!!! There is going to be alot of sucking up on your part and you know which type too!!!! Annie still wants to kick the chair from under you!!!

[Norfolkdave]

And won't be forgotten or forgiven!!!!!

Big O asked for help and I gotta help him havent I us men goota stick togrether:lmao

[Lena]

Big O asked for help and I gotta help him havent I us men goota stick togrether:lmao

Ohh now you don't have a mind of your own?????

[Norfolkdave]

Ohh now you don't have a mind of your own?????

But big O kinda asked nicely and I kinda thought Id hang myself slowly and say " Yes my friend":lmao

[Lena]

But big O kinda asked nicely and I kinda thought Id hang myself slowly and say " Yes my friend":lmao

Well you're going the right way to be hung!!!!! Bye!!! Its been nice knowing you!!! Well kind of!!!!

[Big O]

Big O asked for help and I gotta help him havent I us men goota stick togrether:lmao

I love Ya Man!

[Norfolkdave]

I love Ya Man!

I hope you do man we have started putting it crudely " shit against the fan":lmao

[Lena]

I love Ya Man!

Yes you two better love each other!!!!! Thats all you've got left!!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Yes you two better love each other!!!!! Thats all you've got left!!!!!

The shit has hit the fan man
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_7_14.gif:lmao

[Annie]

yeah and think what she could do with a broom stick!!!!!!

Yep! I think it's time for me to get my broom!

[Lena]

Yes Annie!!! the biggest broom you can find!!!!! Go Annie!!!!!

[Lena]

The shit has hit the fan man
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_7_14.gif:lmao

You better believe it guys!!!!!!

[Big O]

Miss Annie, get out your paddle instead!

[Norfolkdave]

You better believe it guys!!!!!!

mmmmm
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_7_20.gifwomans cars http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_7_21.gif:lmao and mens heh heh heh

[Annie]

Miss Annie, get out your paddle instead!

I can't do that Mr Big, I'm using it to stir the brew.

[Lena]

mmmmm
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_7_20.gifwomans cars http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_7_21.gif:lmao and mens heh heh heh


Shame the men can't handle it!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Shame the men can't handle it!!!!

Oh I though tou knew yours was the blsack car ....sorry...LOl:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I can't do that Mr Big, I'm using it to stir the brew.

prozac and viagra for me and mr B O:lmao

[Big O]

I don't have to drive a sports car girls...
BigO

[Lena]

I don't have to drive a sports car girls...
BigO

No don't expect you do!!! But probably still a car that shows off and useless!!!

Anyway i am going for awhile so you can now have some peace!!!:gs

[Big O]

It's not useless!!!!! lol

[Norfolkdave]

It's not useless!!!!! lol

Big O be careful man digging deep and I may be tall but any deeper than 6ft we have a problem:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

No don't expect you do!!! But probably still a car that shows off and useless!!!

Anyway i am going for awhile so you can now have some peace!!!:gs

Dont be long its only a friendly banter well I hope it is:wa:

[Annie]

Big O be careful man digging deep and I may be tall but any deeper than 6ft we have a problem:lmao

Oh don't worry Dave, for you I'll only go 5 ft 6 in.... that aughta to give a lil breathin room.

[Norfolkdave]

Oh don't worry Dave, for you I'll only go 5 ft 6 in.... that aughta to give a lil breathin room.

I like a little space to turn:lmao

[HillBilly]

I dont think we have to many from Kentucky.. Lots from Texas though

I have done a lot of reading and posting since last night and yes there is a bunch from Texas

[Lena]

It's not useless!!!!! lol

Oh no???? Probably not even useful enough for what you are thinking about!!!!

[Lena]

Oh don't worry Dave, for you I'll only go 5 ft 6 in.... that aughta to give a lil breathin room.

Annie thats very generous of you!!!!
Ok! I suppose we don't really want to be done for murder!!!
Alright then we'll let them breathe!!!!

[Lena]

I like a little space to turn:lmao

You don't deserve it!!!!

[Wyvern75]

mmmmm
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_7_20.gifwomans cars http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_7_21.gif:lmao and mens heh heh heh

Making out or having sex in the back of a sports car was difficult when I was 18, I don't think it is possible at 50+. I am more interested in a SUV or even a minivan, because there is enough space to do something and I don't need to see a chiropractor the next day.

[Annie]

Making out or having sex in the back of a sports car was difficult when I was 18, I don't think it is possible at 50+. I am more interested in a SUV or even a minivan, because there is enough space to do something and I don't need to see a chiropractor the next day.

An SUV or mini van huh? Why do you think a pick-up truck has a bed? I sure don't use mine just for hay!

[Norfolkdave]

Oh no???? Probably not even useful enough for what you are thinking about!!!!

and what that may be miss Lena!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

You don't deserve it!!!!

I like a bit of space to turn....LOL:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Annie thats very generous of you!!!!
Ok! I suppose we don't really want to be done for murder!!!
Alright then we'll let them breathe!!!!

Thats so kind of you :lmao

[Annie]

Thats so kind of you :lmao

Yes, Dave I thought so too... but watch your step... my broom's back from Jiffy Lube.

[Norfolkdave]

Yes, Dave I thought so too... but watch your step... my broom's back from Jiffy Lube.

Nice as long as its greasy:lmao

[KIRA187]

Yes, Dave I thought so too... but watch your step... my broom's back from Jiffy Lube.


Good Ole jiffy lube when u are looking for a quickie ;)

[Norfolkdave]

Good Ole jiffy lube when u are looking for a quickie ;)

I can only but be a gentleman and help!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Girls, girls, you know I love you. (I see Dave left me) Please don't hate me. Did I start this? I thought it was Dave......... (kicking Dave under the bus....)

I just sided with you and now you bring me down, Oh man:lmao just to get into the girls good books:D man hmmmmmm

[Norfolkdave]

Ohhhh lucky you!!!! You had plenty to choose from!!! Were they hunky enough to let the'lesson' sink in??!!!??

Too many hunks and brain unable to take road sense into the equation:lmao

[Wyvern75]

An SUV or mini van huh? Why do you think a pick-up truck has a bed? I sure don't use mine just for hay!

Well the pickup trucks I have been around generally have a tool box in the back or have been hauling things that just aren't all that pleasant. Then there is the weather. Finally, it is much easier to "do the dirty" in a box surrounded by darkened windows and has the possibility of airconditioning (see weather), as opposed to an open box, especially if other people are around.

While having astroturf in the back of the pickup truck was interesting in the late '60s and early '70s, it left some nasty rug burns, wasn't all that comfortable and didn't clean up all that well, (yes you could hose it down, but if you didn't remove the "rug" your bed would eventually rust out.

[Annie]

Oh Dear! First my truck is used for camping and grocery shopping and hauling bikes, I keep it nice and clean in the back. Secondly, when we go camping we use these really nice air mattresses and with those come an air pump. Pulling the plug on an air mattress is much easier than removing astro-turf from your bed!

There is no tool box... I keep my tools in the laundry room closet and they've been retired for as long as I have.

Now the weather factor... have you ever made love in the rain?

[Norfolkdave]

Oh Dear! First my truck is used for camping and grocery shopping and hauling bikes, I keep it nice and clean in the back. Secondly, when we go camping we use these really nice air mattresses and with those come an air pump. Pulling the plug on an air mattress is much easier than removing astro-turf from your bed!

There is no tool box... I keep my tools in the laundry room closet and they've been retired for as long as I have.

Now the weather factor... have you ever made love in the rain?


No never but I would just love to with you if I was in the states, but Im sure you would be delighted to tell us all the feeling;)

[Lena]

An SUV or mini van huh? Why do you think a pick-up truck has a bed? I sure don't use mine just for hay!

Might as well be comfy!!!!

[Lena]

and what that may be miss Lena!:lmao

The same thing as Wyvern!!!!!

[Lena]

Thats so kind of you :lmao

Yes. much too much!!!!

[Lena]

Nice as long as its greasy:lmao

You'll be lucky!!!!

[Lena]

Good Ole jiffy lube when u are looking for a quickie ;)

A quickie for cuda then!!!!!:)

[Lena]

I can only but be a gentleman and help!:lmao

Don't bother!!!!!

[Lena]

Too many hunks and brain unable to take road sense into the equation:lmao

Speak for yourself!!! Just because sex is always on your mind!!!! And you can't think of the sexy females as well as drive!!!! Unlike you, we can multi-task!!!!:)

[Lena]

Oh Dear! First my truck is used for camping and grocery shopping and hauling bikes, I keep it nice and clean in the back. Secondly, when we go camping we use these really nice air mattresses and with those come an air pump. Pulling the plug on an air mattress is much easier than removing astro-turf from your bed!

There is no tool box... I keep my tools in the laundry room closet and they've been retired for as long as I have.

Now the weather factor... have you ever made love in the rain?

Your truck sounds good!!!!!:gs
In the rain is quite sexy, but not if its cold!!!!! bbrrrrrr freeze some bits off!!!!!

[Annie]

Speak for yourself!!! Just because sex is always on your mind!!!! And you can't think of the sexy females as well as drive!!!! Unlike you, we can multi-task!!!!:)

Yes Dave, we can multi-task... we can drive and tell you to shut up at the same time!

[Norfolkdave]

You'll be lucky!!!!

Greasy as it slips in easy heh heh heh:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Yes Dave, we can multi-task... we can drive and tell you to shut up at the same time!

Oops said the wrong thing, I can multitask too you know and drive and eat too:lmao

[SirFox]

Lena: Did you say that you were multitasked? You know that being multi-tasked can be an advantage as well as a disadvanatge. When you are driving you do two things? Could cause an accident. And when making love, if you are multitasked, does that mean that you are "getting wet and bothered" and thinking about the menu of this evening?

I am rubbing you...but often heard women say that they do TWO things while in bed.
Frankly, I do not mind being into one thing 100%! And you?

[Norfolkdave]

Your truck sounds good!!!!!:gs
In the rain is quite sexy, but not if its cold!!!!! bbrrrrrr freeze some bits off!!!!!

Like yours then Hun? you like wet fun too then?:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Lena: Did you say that you were multitasked? You know that being multi-tasked can be an advantage as well as a disadvanatge. When you are driving you do two things? Could cause an accident. And when making love, if you are multitasked, does that mean that you are "getting wet and bothered" and thinking about the menu of this evening?

I am rubbing you...but often heard women say that they do TWO things while in bed.
Frankly, I do not mind being into one thing 100%! And you?

Nice one friend nice one:wa:

[Lena]

Oops said the wrong thing, I can multitask too you know and drive and eat too:lmao

Always thinking of your stomach:D

[Norfolkdave]

Always thinking of your stomach:D

mulitasking.....................Feed me:lmao

[Lena]

Lena: Did you say that you were multitasked? You know that being multi-tasked can be an advantage as well as a disadvanatge. When you are driving you do two things? Could cause an accident. And when making love, if you are multitasked, does that mean that you are "getting wet and bothered" and thinking about the menu of this evening?

I am rubbing you...but often heard women say that they do TWO things while in bed.
Frankly, I do not mind being into one thing 100%! And you?

If you read the posts from yesterday, you would know that i had to stop driving!!!
When i make love, i would only be multitasking on the guy i am with, and that includes my thoughts too!!!! otherwise it would only mean that i didn't want to be with him!!!!!Which is something i wouldn't do!!!!!!
So ffox1 is that what you do when making love you are not really with your partner, only your body is????

[Lena]

mulitasking.....................Feed me:lmao

Nope you can starve!!!!!

[Lena]

Yes Dave, we can multi-task... we can drive and tell you to shut up at the same time!

Good one Annie!!!!:)

[Norfolkdave]

Nope you can starve!!!!!

Women drive underground trains now you know, now thats a mans orietated world and like all women they throw a tantrum if they go past a red light LOL
underground rage woman style:lmao

[Lena]

Greasy as it slips in easy heh heh heh:lmao

Annie's broom is for your backside so why would she want it to slip in easily???

[Annie]

Annie's broom is for your backside so why would she want it to slip in easily???

That broom can multi-task too... it can do untold damage to Dave's back side and fly at the same time.

[Norfolkdave]

Annie's broom is for your backside so why would she want it to slip in easily???


Not too hurt me:cry:

[MCat]

I think men are better drivers....they probably don't have as much on their minds. And I don't mean that as an insult. We are carting the kids somewhere, on the way to the grocery, worried about paying the light bill, does hubby still love me or am I too fat, and damit- why does my mother have to call every night.... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_204v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS)

[SirFox]

Wonder if we should have a poll asking our ladies what the red light is for, the orange one and the green one.

I suggest that the red light is an indication of passion, the orange are timid and green, things are hopeful. How about a red light to make love to a squaw ?

[MCat]

Wonder if we should have a poll asking our ladies what the red light is for, the orange one and the green one.

I suggest that the red light is an indication of passion, the orange are timid and green, things are hopeful. How about a red light to make love to a squaw ?

WHoo hoo, I'm 1/32 Cherokee Indian.....red lights on...

[SirFox]

I have never met a Cherokee.....GREEN Lights....what are the differences between Cherokee ladies and regular folks? Everything right? Please explain... I need instruction...seriously...and please do share...

[juli55]

Good Luck Dave:knuddel:

[KIRA187]

2 quid on dave....

5 schillins on lena....

:D

[Cotties]

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

You must have some brave men in Memphis to run or walk in front of a car with a female trying to control it. :D

[Cotties]

I'll throw a hundred she won't... sorry Dave ... maybe you can split the money with her.. that might tempt her

[TheSaint69]

I wish you all the best dave.

[TheSaint69]

Let's talk ;)

[Norfolkdave]

I'll throw a hundred she won't... sorry Dave ... maybe you can split the money with her.. that might tempt her

Thats ok Im easy going about it:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Good Luck Dave:knuddel:

Thanks Julie :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

2 quid on dave....

5 schillins on lena....

:D

I think she,ll crack soon :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Wonder if we should have a poll asking our ladies what the red light is for, the orange one and the green one.

I suggest that the red light is an indication of passion, the orange are timid and green, things are hopeful. How about a red light to make love to a squaw ?

Good one go for it man should be interesting replies:wa:

[MCat]

I have never met a Cherokee.....GREEN Lights....what are the differences between Cherokee ladies and regular folks? Everything right? Please explain... I need instruction...seriously...and please do share...

The only thing I think may be different is we are stubborn as hell...just imagine if I were full blooded like my great great grandmother....I would always get my way.

[Norfolkdave]

That broom can multi-task too... it can do untold damage to Dave's back side and fly at the same time.

Please be gentle..LOl:lmao

[Lena]

You must have some brave men in Memphis to run or walk in front of a car with a female trying to control it. :D

Eros are you trying to hang yourself too???

[Lena]

Please be gentle..LOl:lmao

No don't Annie!!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

No don't Annie!!!!!

Please please my retrum has to be intact:lmao

[starlox]

I just wanted to say hello. I just found this site, I think it's wonderful. Anyone in the Chicago area?

[Annie]

Yes

[starlox]

Annie, I like the concept of this site. I am looking to jump right in.

[starlox]

I am in the north suburbs (near WoodField). Probabaly should be working right now, but... How about you Annie?

[Penny]

Welcome starlox :kk

[Free2ChooseU]

Why Thanks!!!!!!!!


Hello OhYou........

:3welcome:
Have fun....This place ROCKS............


:kk

[Free2ChooseU]

I am in the north suburbs (near WoodField). Probabaly should be working right now, but... How about you Annie?



:3welcome: STARLOX,







:kk

[starlox]

Welcome starlox :kk

Thank you Penny, you are such a beautiful woman! I feel very comfortable here.

[Annie]

I am in the north suburbs (near WoodField). Probabaly should be working right now, but... How about you Annie?

I am in the north suburbs (near Woodfield) and Palwaukee Airport. However no matter where I live I'll always be a "Southsider" at heart.

[starlox]

:3welcome: STARLOX,




:kk

Thank you.

[starlox]

I am in the north suburbs (near Woodfield) and Palwaukee Airport. However no matter where I live I'll always be a "Southsider" at heart.

You wonderful lady, bless your heart. I will be leaving soon for game 2 of the series. I would like to chat offline with you sometime. Please let me know.

[aaavincent]

Is there any one out there from Virginia?

[Barkiss]

Is there any one out there from Virginia?

I'm on the NC/VA border; however, I don't think there are any women from our neck of the woods...

[Norfolkdave]

Hello 69 welcome to a great site

[wet36ddd]

i haven't before but am sort of thinking about it.
i know it would be a mistake, but......

[Penny]

Dont do it unless he is there watching ;)

[Norfolkdave]

i haven't before but am sort of thinking about it.
i know it would be a mistake, but......

If your careful and dont say too much you will be ok;)

[wet36ddd]

dave...
please go on. i want to hear from you.

[wet36ddd]

i'm so far from Florida...i just wanted to say that i love your name 69. you sound like a lot of fun.

[Norfolkdave]

dave...
please go on. i want to hear from you.

email me and talk:wa:

[Eros]

Hi BobnJane I'm from Uk too there are afew of us here just be patient

have fun

[Norfolkdave]

Hi BobnJane I'm from Uk too there are afew of us here just be patient

have fun

Yes enjoy the site and come and have fun its adictive;)

[yaser]

Annie, I like the concept of this site. I am looking to jump right in.
Well come Starlox, Jump and see how cold:wa: It is...or sometimes boiling it is

[Eros]

welcome newcomers so addcitive is this site I am almost at th gold memebership ( I hope) after aweek

[MCat]

Hi BobnJane I'm from Uk too there are afew of us here just be patient have fun

So is this a couple BobnJane or is Jane bobbin???:D

[Eros]

good point hey I made 400 whoaaaaaa

[Eros]

:smdance: 400+

[MCat]

:smdance: 400+

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

:smdance: 400+

You Da Man!

[learman3]

I often wonder if the feelings I am having are natural or not. Why do I find myself looking out side of my marraige for those things I am not getting.

At home I feel totally ackward and walk around on egg shells trying not to do things that would upset the wife. So I tend not to do to much at all. She is not a very sensitive person and does not like to show much affection. I'd love to cuddle and kiss among a few other things as well, but that is not going to happen. So I find myself trying to find someone I connect with to start a friendship, which hopefully will lead to more.

Tell me if you think this is crazy? I often wonder if I am doing the right thing. :(

[Eros]

Thanks friends so how many to Gold?

[Eros]

:wa: is it 90 penny or is there any discount ? :)

[Penny]

hmmm I may need to up it :D



welcome newcomers so addcitive is this site I am almost at th gold memebership ( I hope) after aweek

[Penny]

Gees learman thats hard to answer. Sounds like you need to talk to her if your afraid of her.:(

[learman3]

if your afraid of her.:(

I think I am more afraid of failing her. I pledged my life to her and now I feel lost.

[Norfolkdave]

hmmm I may need to up it :D

Ah poor eros you wouldnt would You?:lmao

[Penny]

Have you said that to her?

[learman3]

No, I have not

[Penny]

I would, If your unhappy to the point that you fear failing her you need to talk.

[KIRA187]

I often wonder if the feelings I am having are natural or not. Why do I find myself looking out side of my marraige for those things I am not getting.

At home I feel totally ackward and walk around on egg shells trying not to do things that would upset the wife. So I tend not to do to much at all. She is not a very sensitive person and does not like to show much affection. I'd love to cuddle and kiss among a few other things as well, but that is not going to happen. So I find myself trying to find someone I connect with to start a friendship, which hopefully will lead to more.

Tell me if you think this is crazy? I often wonder if I am doing the right thing. :(


Hey Learman, first i think you need to talk with your wife. If you cant talk to her face to face... Thien perhhaps writing her letter explaining to her what you are feeling. That might open a line of communication from there. If this does not work or you have reservations still, the next thing I would suggest is talking to a marriage couselor or if you are releigious see your clergy.
:)

[Big O]

I was in the same situation with my old girlfriend. Needless to say, I'm not with her anymore. I hated walking on those eggshells. I know just what you mean Learman.
BigO

[MCat]

Hey Learman, first i think you need to talk with your wife. If you cant talk to her face to face... Thien perhhaps writing her letter explaining to her what you are feeling. That might open a line of communication from there. If this does not work or you have reservations still, the next thing I would suggest is talking to a marriage couselor or if you are releigious see your clergy.
:)

Cuda you are a smart man....good advice.

[KIRA187]

Cuda you are a smart man....good advice.

Thanks Marycat.... I take that with High Regard.:)

[Eros]

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no Penny please

put a good word in for me please dave

I promise to be agood boy Penny or do you want me to be naughty?

[Eros]

evning dave and penny