The Science of Sex

[Romantic Satyr]

The angle of the dangle is in proportion to the mass of the ass; considering that the heat of the meat is constant.

[Romantic Satyr]

It would be fun to inject my specimen into a labial beaker.

[Romantic Satyr]

Recording the number of "Oh Gods" the atheist hippy girl screams during climax.

[Torin]

lol.... I just don't even know what to say to that....

I think I may actually be speechless!!

[WandaRing]

The angle of the dangle is in proportion to the mass of the ass; considering that the heat of the meat is constant.

Huh:confused:. Can you say that in english?:lmao

[subtlehands]

It would be fun to inject my specimen into a labial beaker.
Hmm Geek sex - it can happen

[Romantic Satyr]

I'm just posting nonsense to build up my post number.

I'm not quite as geeky as this thread may lead one to believe.

Now...

I observed the subject presenting like a mandrill, her swollen lips pink and parted, causing the male of the species to howl and charge.

[Torin]

I'm just posting nonsense to build up my post number.

I'm not quite as geeky as this thread may lead one to believe.

Now...

I observed the subject presenting like a mandrill, her swollen lips pink and parted, causing the male of the species to howl and charge.


Howling and charging I like... labia and beakers.... not so much. :kk

[WandaRing]

I'm just posting nonsense to build up my post number.

I'm not quite as geeky as this thread may lead one to believe.

Now...

I observed the subject presenting like a mandrill, her swollen lips pink and parted, causing the male of the species to howl and charge.
dont make too many nonsense threads they have a way of disappearing :lmao

[Torin]

dont make too many nonsense threads they have a way of disappearing :lmao

Very true... lol.... we have seen many men come and go because of that...:D

[subtlehands]

I'm just posting nonsense to build up my post number.

I'm not quite as geeky as this thread may lead one to believe.

Now...

I observed the subject presenting like a mandrill, her swollen lips pink and parted, causing the male of the species to howl and charge.

How does a mandrill present? Can you invite a mandrill to come dancing?

[GeekMaster]

Hmm Geek sex - it can happen

You better believe it happens! And there are lots of smiling ladies out there to prove it!!
I'm just posting nonsense to build up my post number.

I'm not quite as geeky as this thread may lead one to believe.

Now...

I observed the subject presenting like a mandrill, her swollen lips pink and parted, causing the male of the species to howl and charge.

There is nothing wrong with being Geeky...

Now for science...

I need to use my data probe to check her I/O ports for proper bandwith restrictions. :55

[subtlehands]

You better believe it happens! And there are lots of smiling ladies out there to prove it!!


There is nothing wrong with being Geeky...

Now for science...

I need to use my data probe to check her I/O ports for proper bandwith restrictions. :55


The professor strikes back.. hope you left your frankenstien's monster back in the lab!

[Romantic Satyr]

I call to my one-eyed Igor and he stumbles forth, semi-erect (because of his two hunches). He carries a brain in a jar labeled, "Abnormal."

[Romantic Satyr]

There is nothing wrong with being Geeky...



Well, some of my best eager encounters were geek girls.

One time, in Band Camp...

[Torin]

Well, some of my best eager encounters were geek girls.

One time, in Band Camp...

I'd have to agree with you.... us smart chicks are often the most wild ones in bed (or on the desk, lol)

[subtlehands]

Well, some of my best eager encounters were geek girls.

One time, in Band Camp...

With brains come imagination

[One Song Hero]

I'm just posting nonsense to build up my post number.

I'm not quite as geeky as this thread may lead one to believe.

Now...

I observed the subject presenting like a mandrill, her swollen lips pink and parted, causing the male of the species to howl and charge.
Well, I've viewed all of the posts in this thread so far, and right now I just feel like concentrating on six rather eloquent and erotic words (her swollen lips pink and parted) and torin's new avatar (oh, what beautiful warm lighting over an equally beautiful hot subject!)... it's time to log out for a spell...



(btw, the comments about smart girls are dead on!!!!!!!!)

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[GeekMaster]

I'd have to agree with you.... us smart chicks are often the most wild ones in bed (or on the desk, lol)

:55

The ability to experience multiple occurences of ecstacy accompanied by loud shreiks and strong muscle contractions by the female during the mating process, is directly related to the amount of red color that naturally occurs in her hair.

[Torin]

Well, I've viewed all of the posts in this thread so far, and I right now I just feel like concentrating on six rather eloquently erotic words (her swollen lips pink and parted) and torin's new avatar (oh, what beautiful warm lighting over an equally beautiful hot subject!)... it's time to log out for a spell...



(btw, the comments about smart girls are dead on!!!!!!!!)

Have I told you today how much I like you??? :kk You are such a sweetie!

[Huzyerdaddi]

I question your theory....for my posts have been and continue to be strictly nonesense, every one, yet I remain.



Very true... lol.... we have seen many men come and go because of that...:D

[Romantic Satyr]

How does a mandrill present? Can you invite a mandrill to come dancing?

When done correctly, she prances before her intended mate, bends over, and bandies her wares in a suggestive manner.

Should the male be too dense to get the message, she affixes a neon sign on her back with a bright flashing arrow pointing downward, and the words, "Enter Here!"

[subtlehands]

When done correctly, she prances before her intended mate, bends over, and bandies her wares in a suggestive manner.

Should the male be too dense to get the message, she affixes a neon sign on her back with a bright flashing arrow pointing downward, and the words, "Enter Here!"

See this site is not only fun but also educational. Now to find a mandrill...

[One Song Hero]

Have I told you today how much I like you??? :kk You are such a sweetie!
Oh, I do like the sound of you liking me, torin, today and any day it has such a wonderful ring to it... I like you too, thank you for being so warm and sexy! :kk

[Torin]

I question your theory....for my posts have been and continue to be strictly nonesense, every one, yet I remain.


True... but they all connect together in a random (yet not at all random) pattern... I am on to your sneakiness....

[Torin]

:55

The ability to experience multiple occurences of ecstacy accompanied by loud shreiks and strong muscle contractions by the female during the mating process, is directly related to the amount of red color that naturally occurs in her hair.


Very true.... and I think you may have just written my new signature... :kk

[GeekMaster]

Very true.... and I think you may have just written my new signature... :kk

I will expect payment soon...:lf

[Romantic Satyr]

Irish Definition of Foreplay: "Brrrrrace yourself, Brrrrrridget!"

[Romantic Satyr]

Q: If I wanted to lick you into submission, would you let me? I'd root and forage like a hungry beast.

[subtlehands]

Irish Definition of Foreplay: "Brrrrrace yourself, Brrrrrridget!"

Reminds me of the old joke
Q: what's jewish foreplay.
A: 3 hours of begging

[Romantic Satyr]

Q: Which do you prefer, 69 or doggie style?

[Romantic Satyr]

Reminds me of the old joke
Q: what's jewish foreplay.
A: 3 hours of begging

:lmao

I can laugh at that cause I've had to do it for the past fifteen years.

[subtlehands]

:lmao

I can laugh at that cause I've had to do it for the past fifteen years.

A bittersweet response...

[Romantic Satyr]

I'm hellbound for my 150 posts...

How many inane questions can I think to ask..?

[subtlehands]

I'm hellbound for my 150 posts...

How many inane questions can I think to ask..?

Wait till you got to aim for 500 posts - you'll be having conversations with yourself. Now that's an idea

[Romantic Satyr]

What happens at 500 posts?

[subtlehands]

Well at 150 you can access profiles and see some pics. At 500 you're able to send private messages.

[subtlehands]

Mind you the benefits of getting to 500 have rather diminsihed in my mind. It's all been about the challenge of climbing that mountain. Hope the results are worthwhile

[Romantic Satyr]

Ah, gotcha.

I'm setting my sights on getting an avatar.

After that, my challenge will be figuring out how to examine Torin's skin upclose.

[subtlehands]

Well looks like 2008 is going to be about the big challenges for you satyr. Hope you've polished your hooves

[Torin]

Ah, gotcha.

I'm setting my sights on getting an avatar.

After that, my challenge will be figuring out how to examine Torin's skin upclose.


LOL!!!!!!

I have plenty of pics in the premium and gold galleries, so.... you will see more of me at 150, and then at 500. Keep going! You are doing great! :kk

[subtlehands]

LOL!!!!!!

I have plenty of pics in the premium and gold galleries, so.... you will see more of me at 150, and then at 500. Keep going! You are doing great! :kk

What more encouragement do you need lol

[Romantic Satyr]

Yikes! A challenge!

And so, with renewed vigor, the horny goatman clip-clops onward toward the fabled 150...

[Romantic Satyr]

A woman's musky scent is as perfume to the nostrils of a satyr. Her moans an aphrodisiac. Her inner warmth and wetness, paradise.

[SEXAHOLIC]

Guys...it worth getting there....shes one hot cookie.....get posting..:D

[Romantic Satyr]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Romantic Satyr]

Many mumbling mice are making midnight music in the moonlight. Mighty nice...

[Romantic Satyr]

The big black bug bit the big black bear and the big black bear bled black-blue blood.

[Romantic Satyr]

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, went to a strig joint, picked up Pumkin and ate her.

[Romantic Satyr]

Why oh why oh why-o... Why did I ever leave Ohio?

[WandaRing]

Very true... lol.... we have seen many men come and go because of that...:D
really? I'm still waiting to see them cumm and go...:D :blowjob:

[WandaRing]

A woman's musky scent is as perfume to the nostrils of a satyr. Her moans an aphrodisiac. Her inner warmth and wetness, paradise.

damn, I told you to leave those sheep alone ...:shp:

[Romantic Satyr]

To Make Love, follow this simple recipe:

- Place two musky bodies on top of each other over a flame of love
- Add to ounces of Liquid Lust
- Sprinkle Passion and Desire, to taste
-Let writhe until the inner juices have released

Serve over a bed of silk sheets

[Romantic Satyr]

I may cumm, sweet Annie, but I wont soon go. Except to go down...

[Romantic Satyr]

damn, I told you to leave those sheep alone ...:shp:

Disparage not my first love...

[Sunfiresix]

I think what it takes is being inquisitive enough about how a female's body responds and to what causes or can stimulate the most--after the first time I had sex I was so intrigued by the beauty and emotion you can evoke from someone I made it a point to learn as much as I could--not to toot my own horn but my wife has bragged to her friends how good I am. Geeze causes a swelled head(no pun intended) yea I did.

[WandaRing]

Disparage not my first love...
what is? (you know this is all just in fun and because you're new here) :D

[Romantic Satyr]

what is? (you know this is all just in fun and because you're new here) :D

I was referring to the sheep in the smilie. A satyr's first love. :satan:

[Romantic Satyr]

I think what it takes is being inquisitive enough about how a female's body responds and to what causes or can stimulate the most--after the first time I had sex I was so intrigued by the beauty and emotion you can evoke from someone I made it a point to learn as much as I could--not to toot my own horn but my wife has bragged to her friends how good I am. Geeze causes a swelled head(no pun intended) yea I did.

I've had a few "Oh my God, that was fantastic" encounters. But, only a few times like that from my wife.

As far as I'm concerned, in bed, I am legend!!!!! :D

[Romantic Satyr]

As I was pulling down the Christmas lights, I remembered a song my bestfriends and I would sing together in high school when we were young, stupid, and drunk:

(sung with an Irish brogue)

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vaginer
In the mooooorrrrrrrrning.

Nothing couuld be better than to try and get her wetter
In the moooorrrrrrrrrrning.

(vocal instrumental break)

Nothing could be sweeter than her lips around me peter
In the moh-oooooh-rrrrrning!!


(like we really knew what we were talking about...)

[Torin]

As far as I'm concerned, in bed, I am legend!!!!! :D

Now THAT sounds like a challenge. :D

[Romantic Satyr]

Now THAT sounds like a challenge. :D

:sc Yes. Yes it is...

[Romantic Satyr]

**cabbage patching**

Just 95 posts to go...

**Running Man!**

[Torin]

**cabbage patching**

Just 95 posts to go...

**Running Man!**


Oh man.... there are THOUSANDS of threads to post on.... you are killin' me!!:lmao

[DiscordianSaint]

I'd have to agree with you.... us smart chicks are often the most wild ones in bed (or on the desk, lol)

Smart women are my favorite for a good ego stroking.....and arm stroking....and back stroking...and...

THUMP

ah geez where am I, think I blacked out and hit my head on something.

[ksue7274]

As I was pulling down the Christmas lights, I remembered a song my bestfriends and I would sing together in high school when we were young, stupid, and drunk:

(sung with an Irish brogue)

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vaginer
In the mooooorrrrrrrrning.

Nothing couuld be better than to try and get her wetter
In the moooorrrrrrrrrrning.

(vocal instrumental break)

Nothing could be sweeter than her lips around me peter
In the moh-oooooh-rrrrrning!!


(like we really knew what we were talking about...)

Haven't heard that in a looong time. Still funny.

[ksue7274]

The angle of the dangle is in proportion to the mass of the ass; considering that the heat of the meat is constant.

Hmmmmm, very interesting.

[MCat]

I question your theory....for my posts have been and continue to be strictly nonesense, every one, yet I remain.

Dang...how did I miss this post??? Its only a matter of time...lol...we'll get you.