The worst things to say to a man?

[Milk]

what are you doing back there?

[Milk]

my girl friend fuks me better than you do.

[romanceman71]

was that a pencil or your penis?

[Milk]

have you ever considered bathing?

[Milk]

wow, i think they took too much when they circumsized you

[hunt4dirtygirl]

OK, Fine!

[MIGHTY]

Oh gawd....how much did I have to drink lastnight!?!?!?:eek:

[hunt4dirtygirl]

OUCH!!!! That would be almost as bad as "awwe, its cute!"Oh gawd....how much did I have to drink lastnight!?!?!?:eek:

[peaches]

:lmao Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!:lmao :lmao

[hunt4dirtygirl]

Hey, that's not funny.

[peaches]

Hey, that's not funny.
YES it is...lol

[MIGHTY]

Man: drops his pants.....

Woman: :lmao:lmao

[Milk]

Ah shit, could you hurry up. I have a date in 10 minutes.

[peaches]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[fsanford]

Is that your finger?

[MB54]

Man: drops his pants.....

Woman: :lmao:lmao


Ouch!!!!

[dave42]

I'm sorry, But I can't stop laughing!

[dave42]

Ah shit, could you hurry up. I have a date in 10 minutes.Thats ok it will only take two, and with 10 minutes we can do it two more times!:lmao

[hunt4dirtygirl]

Are you kidding, with 10 minutes, you have time for conversation, foreplay, sex, a smoke AND cuddling. :D

[Zpanther]

Tell a cop that you think law enforcement is filled predominantly with power hungry, psychotic, unstable people.... and that he would have been a good fit in the Third Reich.

[Cotties]

come on Z.P......he was an artist you know:D



do you really think he was going to call his art buddies when a man breaks into his mothers apartment
Tell a cop that you think law enforcement is filled predominantly with power hungry, psychotic, unstable people.... and that he would have been a good fit in the Third Reich.

[Zpanther]

come on Z.P......he was an artist you know:D



do you really think he was going to call his art buddies when a man breaks into his mothers apartment

I'm just tryin' to start trouble....... like a good outlaw. I've met a lotta people who don't like cops in my 30 years in law enforcement....Maybe I'm too used to it.

Now teachers....... maybe we should start on them? :)

[Literallyme]

come on Z.P......he was an artist you know:D



do you really think he was going to call his art buddies when a man breaks into his mothers apartment

I'd rather do that. :-) Sheesh... you question authority and it never dies...

[Literallyme]

Tell a cop that you think law enforcement is filled predominantly with power hungry, psychotic, unstable people.... and that he would have been a good fit in the Third Reich.

I never said that "he would have been a good fit in the Third Reich". I never made it personal...

[majorfun]

Yes. However, cops are also part of the state apparatus of control. I also always wondered what kind of psychological background goes into a person who desires to weild power and enforce "order". Although I DO think there are good people in the field of law enforcement I also think it is filled predominantly with power hungry, psychotic, unstable people. Remember that these people are there to serve the state... if the state goes sour for whatever reason they will be there to serve its purposes. I'm sure that police officers in Germany were fine police officers before the 3rd reich...these were the same people working the same job DURING the third reich...and afterward... same thing in most countries... including Canada and the US... in short not all cops are evil but you have to question their motivation with relation to power and ethics. But that's just me... I'm an artist...artists don't like authority. :-)


I never said that "he would have been a good fit in the Third Reich". I never made it personal...

[Cotties]

hey I'm unemployed.............no one can touch us...........we make everyone feel better about themselves



soon to be a jetsetter doing several countries...........I can piss everyone off :55
I'm just tryin' to start trouble....... like a good outlaw. I've met a lotta people who don't like cops in my 30 years in law enforcement....Maybe I'm too used to it.

Now teachers....... maybe we should start on them? :)

[spare_change]

hey I'm unemployed.............no one can touch us...........we make everyone feel better about themselves



soon to be a jetsetter doing several countries...........I can piss everyone off :55



And I can remind people to be nice -- and just did.

[Literallyme]

Yes. However, cops are also part of the state apparatus of control. I also always wondered what kind of psychological background goes into a person who desires to weild power and enforce "order". Although I DO think there are good people in the field of law enforcement I also think it is filled predominantly with power hungry, psychotic, unstable people. Remember that these people are there to serve the state... if the state goes sour for whatever reason they will be there to serve its purposes. I'm sure that police officers in Germany were fine police officers before the 3rd reich...these were the same people working the same job DURING the third reich...and afterward... same thing in most countries... including Canada and the US... in short not all cops are evil but you have to question their motivation with relation to power and ethics. But that's just me... I'm an artist...artists don't like authority. :-)

I also said you might be one of the good cops. I never once directly implicated YOU in what I said.

In any case, I APPOLOGIZE for offending you... I never meant to do that... I was just stating an opinion... and questioning things... I didn't think it would escalate into all of this. I'm sorry. I also said that I recognise the need for police in society.

[Zpanther]

And I can remind people to be nice -- and just did.

Nice? That's no fun! ;)

[Zpanther]

hey I'm unemployed.............no one can touch us...........we make everyone feel better about themselves



soon to be a jetsetter doing several countries...........I can piss everyone off :55

Unemployed? ........and traveling around the world.... :rolleyes:

Oh well....... I'm not too worried. You won't be able to find me. You'd get lost in the Crazy mountains.

[Cotties]

the hope is to get lost in China...........they're paying some big bucks for English instuctors at the moment and have met a young lady making it worth my time....


now whats the worst things she has said to me.......I bet you want some of this...picture attached and 7000miles to go get it:sc ..just might be worth it
Unemployed? ........and traveling around the world.... :rolleyes:

Oh well....... I'm not too worried. You won't be able to find me. You'd get lost in the Crazy mountains.

[fly]

If all guys were like you, there would be ten times more lesbians in the world.

[Milk]

don't cum yet, i need to get dinner out of the oven.

[Cotties]

I wouldn't mind if it was on video If all guys were like you, there would be ten times more lesbians in the world.

[Milk]

shhh, don't moan so loud. i can't hear the tv

[romanceman71]

what did Oprah just say?

[fly]

I wouldn't mind if it was on video

and I'm sure I'd make a million!!!

[romanceman71]

While having sex, I am having an affair with your brother

[Milk]

Honey, do you think i should cheat on the man i'm having an affair with? or am i being just plain greedy?

[hunt4dirtygirl]

Just Do it! Don't disappoint us.

[OICurready4me]

So you want me to believe that has never happened before?

[Milk]

Did you cum already? I didn't even feel it.

[Milk]

Jesus Christ, that's a new record. You were only inside me 30 seconds before you came.

[Milk]

Ummm, has it been a long time since you've had sex?

[Cotties]

if your giving him some and he's playing the poor me angle.....that ain't too bad a thing to sayUmmm, has it been a long time since you've had sex?

[jeromemoreau]

"Oh did I tell you that grand-mother come for dinner ?" as you're starting to rub her breast... gasp.

[OICurready4me]

"I was thinking, should I or shouldn't I paint the ceiling this week?"

[jeromemoreau]

Or something like : "did you fill the tax form ?" at bedtime...

[jeromemoreau]

"oh my love, what a big.... shirt"

[jeromemoreau]

"I think I forgot to switch the washing machine off"

[jeromemoreau]

there are lots of things a man can hear... on choosen times...

[pointofnoreturn]

The last guy was sooo much better...

[joe43]

the worst thing i've been told from my wife is that she's attracted to another guy

[joe43]

posting away

[Pebbles]

You are so boring!!

[ethans_so_bad]

"Honey............Ethan came by today while you were at work....."

[pointofnoreturn]

Ethan....What is that??????????

[ethans_so_bad]

LMAO! If you don't know by now...........



Ethan....What is that??????????

[cherokeered]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....oh, sorry were ya not done?

[p.J]

Sorry luv but your ass sure does look big!

[fly]

Hand me my vibrator if you're through would ya?

[Outta]

Hand me my vibrator if you're through would ya?
damn, and hear that one all the time too.

[ethans_so_bad]

I USE that one all the time

[Outta]

I USE that one all the time
Picturing you with a vibrator - now there's something that can make me laugh.

[ethans_so_bad]

yeah me too, Id be scared to turn it on, what if I found out I was gay

[Outta]

I hear that women pilots like to stick them up guys asses just to see what they'll do.

[ethans_so_bad]

LMAO!!!! I know what I would do.......................I doubt it would be pretty, or sanitary.

[fly]

I hear that women pilots like to stick them up guys asses just to see what they'll do.

OINK!!!!!!

[Outta]

YES! We got the "oink" trophy. I can call it a successful day now.

[ethans_so_bad]

great, lets sit it here on the table and look at it while I cook us some ham and bacon

[cherokeered]

well, your inability to communicate is only overshadowed by your ineptitude in bed.....

[Outta]

well, your inability to communicate is only overshadowed by your ineptitude in bed.....
damn, Cher. You even give sophisticated insults.

[jeromemoreau]

"OMG, Yes ! don't you stop now Frank..."
(my name is Jerome for those who did not catch it allready)
Geee such a thing did not happened to me (yet...)

[ethans_so_bad]

I would be more put off by being called FRANK than being mistaken. Geez baby, can't you do better than a "Frank?"

"OMG, Yes ! don't you stop now Frank..."
(my name is Jerome for those who did not catch it allready)
Geee such a thing did not happened to me (yet...)

[jeromemoreau]

I would be more put off by being called FRANK than being mistaken. Geez baby, can't you do better than a "Frank?"
Oh... I forgot to precise that this Frank is among her relatives...
Let's forget this idea it'll stick badluck on me and at least concerns before next sexplay... :D

[p.J]

"Your bollies smell"

[ethans_so_bad]

I wouldn't mind a chick fooling around me with one of her relatives, just not one named Frank? Wow. That's in the top 10 gayest names ever.



Oh... I forgot to precise that this Frank is among her relatives...
Let's forget this idea it'll stick badluck on me and at least concerns before next sexplay... :D

[jeromemoreau]

I wouldn't mind a chick fooling around me with one of her relatives, just not one named Frank? Wow. That's in the top 10 gayest names ever.
:D hahaha

You know 'round my corner of this planet, gayest names are those made with several ones : Jean-Alain or Brice-Olivier things like that...
(must precise I love gay culture (especialy about music) although I am not gay)

[puddlesoflove]

Ha I just recently met up with an ex and we got some drinks, everything was cool till she went into detail about the guys she has been with since we have broken up. Like telling me what kind of hair they have, etc etc etc. THen trying to snuggle up and make out with me... That will piss of a guy pretty good

[confusedman]

"Let's just be friends, OK?"

[peaches]

"Let's just be friends, OK?"
That hits below the belt...

[TheSexspurt]

You can't do anything right.

[jeromemoreau]

"Over ? Soon ?"
Sure that it will be over soon... :(

[pointofnoreturn]

Ethan...You need to stop now..

[pointofnoreturn]

Well I thought you were someone else.....

[Missy38]

its to small............

[surfdude]

"fat and ugly is no way to go through life"

[jdig]

I'll shove it up your ass!

[jdig]

I have a headache

[jdig]

(next day) I still have a headache

[jdig]

(next day) I still have a headache

[jdig]

(next day) My headache is worse than yesterday......

[freestyle99]

There will be no Super Bowl watching for you mister...

[freestyle99]

I'm late...

[jdig]

(next week) I think I am going to see the doctor about this damn reoccuring headache.......

[jdig]

(Next month) doctor said your heads make me ache

[jdig]

Not in that hole

[veronica]

is that all there is?? go get me a magnifying glass.....

[jdig]

Why can't you be more like your mother

[veronica]

Why can't you be more like your mother

:lmao

[veronica]

your sister is manlier than you are.....

[jdig]

Thats the last time you go to the strip club!

[p.J]

God, you are crap!

[jdig]

your sister is manlier than you are.....

Your grandma is more manlier than you are...

[jdig]

God, you are crap!

God, you smell like crap!

[veronica]

Your grandma is more manlier than you are...


your grandpa does it better than you do

[jdig]

Your grandma does it better than you do

[jdig]

Why are you always online late at night?

[freestyle99]

are you in?

[jdig]

What does M & F stand for?

[veronica]

I love that pic of your grandpa's ass!!

[p.J]

God, you smell like crap!

:D now, from anyone else I'd take offence!

[veronica]

Why are you always online late at night?


wooo.....that is a scary one!!

[freestyle99]

I think I'm switching to women...

[veronica]

I know we just met, but I already love you!!!!!!!

[p.J]

I know we just met, but I already love you!!!!!!!

Now that is scary!!!! :D

[jdig]

What does...

Sexyowgirl, Veronica, PragmaticJenny, Momma, Mcat, Penny, Imalady, Pebbles, AlpineAngel, Ameretto, Angelis, Suz, Annie, Avi, Peaches, Cherokee, Milk, Point, Jazzy, RedHot, Loli, Babyface, and MightyMrs75...

...have that I don't have?

[jdig]

:D now, from anyone else I'd take offence!

hehe thanks

[p.J]

What does...

Sexyowgirl, Veronica, PragmaticJenny, Momma, Mcat, Penny, Imalady, Pebbles, AlpineAngel, Ameretto, Angelis, Suz, Annie, Avi, Peaches, Cherokee, Milk, Point, Jazzy, RedHot, Loli, Babyface, and MightyMrs75...

...have that I don't have?

No, no, I can't....

[jdig]

No, no, I can't....

OHhhhh yes you can :D

[p.J]

OHhhhh yes you can :D

:D even I ain't that bad...

[jdig]

:D even I ain't that bad...

Too funny!

[jdig]

I'm not a woman.

[p.J]

I'm not a woman.


ahhhhhhhh... but jdig we only have your word for that... now turn around!

[jdig]

ahhhhhhhh... but jdig we only have your word for that... now turn around!

Cum closer... closer.....closer.....

[p.J]

Cum closer... closer.....closer.....

Damnit man, my nose is already pressed against your arse!!! Soooooooooo...

[IMaLady]

I didnt cum yet hand me my vibrator:di

[w9kw]

asking for something to read as your hammering her lol

[jdig]

Damnit man, my nose is already pressed against your arse!!! Soooooooooo...


Okay okay, turning now.

[p.J]

Okay okay, turning now.

Wow! you are most definitely a man... can I move now?? ;)

[jdig]

Wow! you are most definitely a man... can I move now?? ;)

why would you want to move? Are you a man too? :D :D :D

[p.J]

why would you want to move? Are you a man too? :D :D :D

Good lord no! but erm I getting cramp! :nu

[jdig]

Good lord no! but erm I getting cramp! :nu

Okay, lay down and I will do you now.

[p.J]

Okay, lay down and I will do you now.


Do me?? I may need some elaboration here ... ;)

[jdig]

Do me?? I may need some elaboration here ... ;)

Check you out really closely.... what were you thinking? you little perv :)

[p.J]

Check you out really closely.... what were you thinking? you little perv :)

perv?? ewwwwwww! now why does that conjure up dirty trousers and glasses... spoilt the moment now jdig!

[jdig]

perv?? ewwwwwww! now why does that conjure up dirty trousers and glasses... spoilt the moment now jdig!

hehe because I know your a perv just like me!

[p.J]

hehe because I know your a perv just like me!

OMG, you wear dirty trousers and glasses.... ????

[jdig]

OMG, you wear dirty trousers and glasses.... ????

Well to each their own.

[surfdude]

if you taste something odd, it's the guy i was with earlier

[upstr84u]

No - I am not mad at all
Go out with your friends - have some fun

[veronica]

No - I am not mad at all
Go out with your friends - have some fun



that is a bad thing to hear??? guess if she doesn't mean it, huh?

[jdig]

Do I REALLY have to?

[Wil]

who was she...

[UltimateNaneki]

...whatever...

[scoobertina]

is there more?

[Milk]

christ, my husband fucks me better than you.

[MIGHTY]

Ummmm....Lol...really, no thanks......

[Wil]

christ, my husband fucks me better than you.

hahaha...excellent Milk

[w9kw]

Ummmm....Lol...really, no thanks......dammit girl any man that dont want u is blind:knuddel:

[MCat]

I don't love you anymore

[MIGHTY]

dammit girl any man that dont want u is blind:knuddel:

:kk

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm leaving you to be alone!

[Cotties]

jeez thats just letting a man off the hook:sc I don't love you anymore

[UltimateNaneki]

What?? that's all you've got??

[Cotties]

jeez babe...I've only got eight fingersWhat?? that's all you've got??

[PlayfulMale69]

I don't love you anymore

wow, that should effect the most shrinkage yet!

[unctarheel_32]

do u need some miracle grow on that thing

[Milk]

(yawn)... hun, could you hurry up, i need to paint my nails.

[UltimateNaneki]

Can I have the converter?

[AffableOne]

I don't feel the same about you......

[UltimateNaneki]

did you take out the garbage?

[Milk]

Am I your only girlfriend?

(don't ask unless you can handle the truth)

[pointofnoreturn]

No thanks. I am waiting for someone other than you..

[yaser]

No thanks. I am waiting for someone other than you..
Me?If yes let us go to bed..

[Sabrina]

i am a man, too

[pointofnoreturn]

Me?If yes let us go to bed..Tooearly for bed Yaser. You will have to wait a while for me to do that. I know it is getting late for you. I am not tired yet. Oh were youtalkinga bout sleep???

[Sabrina]

is that all there is

[yaser]

i am a man, too
I believe what I see...not hear..Show me what you have got..

[p.J]

Sex?? with you?? jeez, I was just after your Merc...

[yaser]

Tooearly for bed Yaser. You will have to wait a while for me to do that. I know it is getting late for you. I am not tired yet. Oh were youtalkinga bout sleep???
No, sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

[scoobertina]

Not now hon....

[baby face]

You can't last longer than that what kind of man r u?

[pointofnoreturn]

Oh I am sooo sorry. I thought you were the door man not my date..

[Dsparate No More]

I thought since the ladies were asked this question, it would be interesting to ask the guys as well!

I'll start it with the three little words that men can't stand...

"Is that it?"

Oh!! I thought it was your father!...

[Alfa]

But it gets bigger when it's hard, right? Oh, it is hard? You sure?

[pagirl]

not again

[flake68]

Your still here?
Aren't you done?
What do you mean your finished?

[Huzyerdaddi]

Do you like your nipples pinched?

[angelis]

Do you like your nipples pinched?

that's the worst thing you can say to a man?! wow!!! gotta change my foreplay routine!

[Huzyerdaddi]

Naw...i'm just messin' round. I know it's a lame thing for me to post, but somebody might find it entertaining.



that's the worst thing you can say to a man?! wow!!! gotta change my foreplay routine!

[Shawn]

:lmao Nipples??...well I do atleast find your posts as entertaining!

Naw...i'm just messin' round. I know it's a lame thing for me to post, but somebody might find it entertaining.

[Shawn]

My fav..... "so I thought we could go to the beach Sunday at around 1:00 (knowing damn well my chargers kick off at 1:00)"

[pagirl]

is it cold in here?

[Big O]

My fav..... "so I thought we could go to the beach Sunday at around 1:00 (knowing damn well my chargers kick off at 1:00)"

I hope you put your foot down and say NO!

[Low Rider]

Who was better me or my sister..... ;)

[javier51]

You like like your sister

[javier51]

you look like your sister

[Low Rider]

That's what my last girlfriend asked.....


And YES her sister was much better

[Shawn]

My mother has decided to move in with us

[private beaches]

how 'bout we just cuddle?

[Torin]

Do you like your nipples pinched?

If that is the worst, then I'd say you got off lightly.

[fly]

My fav..... "so I thought we could go to the beach Sunday at around 1:00 (knowing damn well my chargers kick off at 1:00)"

HEYYYYY..........a fellow Chargers fan........Ok...you are officially COOL in MY book!!!!;)

[Sneaky]

"It's SO cute!"

[Sensual Woman]

it's so tiny, does it work at all?

[cherokeered]

you're not doing it right....not there...no, not like that....for crying out loud, have never done this before???...no wonder your last girlfriend dumped you.....

[Traxster]

you're not doing it right....not there...no, not like that....for crying out loud, have never done this before???...no wonder your last girlfriend dumped you.....


YOUR SO WRONG LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[cherokeered]

YOUR SO WRONG LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D


Not from what I hear.....:D

[Djs1967]

Done?

[Djs1967]

Did you have one already?

[Djs1967]

I was almost there

[Djs1967]

did you shower

[Djs1967]

Are you Irish?

[Djs1967]

That is so cute!

[Djs1967]

How old are you?

[Taren]

Aren't you done yet?

[RedVixen]

Your brother is soooooooooooo much better ;)

[Sylar]

Your brother is soooooooooooo much better ;)

Oh Crap! I thought you WERE your brother...:D

[RedVixen]

Oh Crap! I thought you WERE your brother...:D

A little thing called *twins*...been there, done that ;)

[Sylar]

A little thing called *twins*...been there, done that ;)

Yep, that's it. You are my new hero...lol

[Me]

A little thing called *twins*...been there, done that ;)

Me too! Me too!
wow! that took me back!
lol

[scoobertina]

are you ready yet?

[yaser]

are you ready yet?
You always ask..

[spare_change]

Hey, Shorty!

[spare_change]

Does your dad like younger women?

[Dr.Longfellow]

Twin here!!!!!:lf



Me too! Me too!
wow! that took me back!
lol

[Wil]

denied

[SkiBum980]

I wouldn't say its something to say but when you start laughing when we're naked.....Not good...

[Dr.Longfellow]

"can I get fries with that????"

[dcowboy09]

how much longer until u r done

[Torin]

"It's SO cute!"


Oh Sneaky.... I'm gonna have to borrow that one. :D

[One Song Hero]

that's the worst thing you can say to a man?! wow!!! gotta change my foreplay routine!
Hey, sweet angel, as I always say, turnabout is fair play!!! Mind if I go first??? ;)

[One Song Hero]

"It's SO cute!"
But mine is!!! :(

[angelis]

Hey, sweet angel, as I always say, turnabout is fair play!!! Mind if I go first??? ;)

go ahead Hero,let me see those teeth!!!!;)

[One Song Hero]

go ahead Hero,let me see those teeth!!!!;)
Woo hoo!!!!!!!!! Gladly, my mouth and teeth are yours to enjoy, my angel lover rock chick sexy vixen sweetheart!!! :kk :lf ;)

[TIGUY]

Are you wealthy?

[Huzyerdaddi]

Well, I don't know about the "lightly" part, but I certainly got off.



If that is the worst, then I'd say you got off lightly.

[suburbansherpa]

If my husband calls, I'm not here.

[suburbansherpa]

Did you clean the cat box today?

[Shawn]

Here...bend over I wanna try something, it shouldn't hurt....much.

[MCat]

I'm heading to Shawn's for a week....

[Shawn]

lol:lmao:) looks like I should stock the bar...party my house...Woo hooo, its like being back in school again!!



I'm heading to Shawn's for a week....

[Lacey]

Go home

[yaser]

Go home
Back to your hubby

[scoobertina]

do they make extra small condoms?

[One Song Hero]

Oh god, I'm so sorry, I thought it said Super Lube!!!!!!!!!!!

[househub]

i hate the taste

[chuck909909]

whats wrong lets talk about it

[REDBUD74]

I wrecked your truck

[Sensual Woman]

Where is it? I can't find it.

[Huzyerdaddi]

Woman to man in reference to her own anatomy: "No those aren't balls....and that's not a penis".

[Shawn]

Awwww...look it so cute

[ethans_so_bad]

How was your weekend?



Awwww...look it so cute

[razorsedge]

honey before we started dating I use to be a he.

[Shawn]

These are not mine (holding a pair of underwear that are 2 sizes smaller)


Not near as wild as I thought it might have been...yours??How was your weekend?

[MIGHTY]

Is that a pencil in your pocket?:sc

[yaser]

Is that a pencil in your pocket?:sc
Why are your asking Mighty?It was in you a few minutes ago.. :knuddel:

[ManintheMtns]

Do you love me? (after you've been with them and paid their way for a long time)

[PunkyBob]

You remind me of my brother...

[Sneaky]

I don't want to ruin our friendship......