A Rose By Any Other Name

[Leatherman]

and what do you name your's? your penis that is.
I guess I never gave it much thought untill I had been with dragonbait for some time and one day I teazed her by naming one of her toys after a man I was working with. I think she had made a little comment reguarding a certian attraction she (and possibly all the women in North Texas)felt lmao
anyhow, my penis is known as [pete and repete] sorta catchy eh?
well, I probably won't look for any grades on the choice of names for mine in this thread lol.

[kaypeoak]

Well I guess I have one of the most common names, being, J.T. or Juan Thomas. As French lovers are supposed to be well reputed and he's not bad at all. (So I've been told!) Who out there can be a little more original?

[Norfolkdave]

Dick and Head LOL:lmao

[kaypeoak]

Nope those are the most common names by far.:D Cmon!! Really?!?

[Norfolkdave]

Nope those are the most common names by far.:D Cmon!! Really?!?

Common and reality:lmao

[kaypeoak]

Reality is like gravity, they both suck!!:blowjob: Ha-Ha!!

[Norfolkdave]

Reality is like gravity, they both suck!!:blowjob: Ha-Ha!!

Ok they may suck can you think of anything better brains!!!!!!!!:D

[kaypeoak]

Hmm... spitting cobra, pocket rocket, puking python, clitty catcher...:D

C'mon someone help me out here!:cry:

[Norfolkdave]

Hmm... spitting cobra, pocket rocket, puking python, clitty catcher...:D

C'mon someone help me out here!:cry:

Help the man hes in distress:lmao

[Leatherman]

Dave, and kp, thanks, I don't recall ever starting a thread before and initially I'm suprised that anyone posted at all lol. and kp, be nice! I didn't ask for rateings too lol

okay, how about for your dick head, using the name george bush ... cough .. okay, that might take this thread to a political situation lmao, and thats a sure fire slow death of a forum on any site so don't turn me over to the fib or cia I'm just trying to get a little laugh the easy way,

[kaypeoak]

I'd rather be in distress than in this dress!!:lmao Anyway, do you have any better ideas?:sg

[kaypeoak]

All just havin a bit of a laugh. No hostility meant.lol

[Norfolkdave]

I'd rather be in distress than in this dress!!:lmao Anyway, do you have any better ideas?:sg

People will reply when they come online its a good thread and jovial, give it time;)

[kaypeoak]

Wots thetime there? Here its 14:00. Wake up everybody!!

[Norfolkdave]

Wots thetime there? Here its 14:00. Wake up everybody!!

Got to go and help my friend soon so be signing off about 10.20 have a good day:wa:

[kaypeoak]

What other names are there for other body-parts? Now I'm not talking about the usual ones, I mean the newer, more original ones.:boobs:

[kaypeoak]

Cheers mate. thanx for the chat.:thankyou:

[Leatherman]

I like tying my girl up to a table and arangeing some finger foods on her , a couple of well placed candles on her (don't worry I know how to choose the ones that will heat her rather than burn her) and invite a couple over for dinner.... oh wait, you ment ideas for naming our peckers ! , I probably would do better at naming toys or dogs than nameing my Dick, the name Pete and RePete was given to me by a ex girl friend, and not my original idea, lol, hopefully this thread will grow to a bazillion post and I will become the worlds athourity for the naming of the male penis, the government will levy tax on the naming I'll skim a few bucks off each sale, get rich abd famous , brain dammaged by opiates and win the presidency change a few laws reguradomg public nudity (aka requiring in select inqances)
kellers hamburgers will never be the same l

[Norfolkdave]

I'm just going to cut to the chase and get this off my shaft. Do you have any idea how hard it is being your penis? I can name 10 times I've saved your ass off the top of my head. Ok, I don't mean to make puns, but this typing thing's still a little new to me. I have to go one key at a time, and the balls keep hitting the space bar.
Also, I love my friction as much as the next guy, but there's a time and a place for it. Say I forced you to walk around all day with a cheese grater attached to your face-- it would hurt, right? So please stop going bare balls! It's killing me. Every time you unzip, my life flashes before my eye. And the jeans... why don't you just wear concrete underwear?
Wanna know how smart I am? I can already tell you exactly what's going to happen when you wake up. You'll stumble to the bathroom, detach me from your boxers and...

CODE RED! CODE RED! Triple streams! Urine spraying everywhere! Splashing off the walls, drenching the shower curtains! And I won't know if I'm coming or going!

Ok, that pun was intended.:lmao

[kaypeoak]

O.k boys. lets not jerk this topic out of proportion.(subtle) Any new names for woman parts? nice one dave.:D

[MCat]

Well....we use to call Hanks part.....snorty norty, now He's Mr. Midnight, tube steak, Hank Jr, the one eyed monster.

[Leatherman]

lmao, thanks for the story Dave. kp thank you for hangin out too and sharing.
hi mary! thanks for playin this morning
okay, woman parts, here is something that can get a perty well wasted woman to smile and think your cute, talk about how her legs are so long that they reach from the floor all the way to heaven.

another name for the taint, chin rest

snail trail

some names depend on the woman, some can appreciate terms that others cannot bear to hear. even so, it's like building a bridge, if you kick out a support over here, you better have a couple to replace it over there so it remains ballanced. bottom line is I love women and only pursue imiginitive ways to enhance a relationship after study. asking questions . and again making sure that her support is twice what the play might relocate temporarily or tear down to give another area the room to grow.

[kaypeoak]

O.k I heard this once and have been dying to use it. What do you think of it? You're built like a Ferrarri, sleek and fast. Your legs go on for miles. Your hair cascades down your shoulders like a beautiful waterfall, and I bet your lips taste like wine. I guess there's only one way to find out...

[Norfolkdave]

Lips like rich red wine,
Bitter like an acorn,
Ripe like a cherry,
Sparkling like a ruby.:hp: :wa:

[Leatherman]

Okay gang, our looks, our pickup lines, and our .. eh yep, we're the reason god made tequila. after she swigs down copius amounts . we're in . let me get my painted disco socks and platform shoes on, I just washed my Pacer so look out ! rotflmao
I don't think I ever used all those words in the same day before.
Dave, do you have a high buddy in this neighborhood that we can get to wipe this thread out before anyone else sees it ? lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Okay gang, our looks, our pickup lines, and our .. eh yep, we're the reason god made tequila. after she swigs down copius amounts . we're in . let me get my painted disco socks and platform shoes on, I just washed my Pacer so look out ! rotflmao
I don't think I ever used all those words in the same day before.
Dave, do you have a high buddy in this neighborhood that we can get to wipe this thread out before anyone else sees it ? lmao

Dont worry about it theres nothing wrong, leave it:D

[MCat]

O.k boys. lets not jerk this topic out of proportion.(subtle) Any new names for woman parts? nice one dave.:D

So here is my contribution for the woman parts....

mound
sister
pleasure palace
muff
pussy
beaver
bearded clam
box
snatch
meat
cooter
snatch
coochie
monkey ( if shaved - bald headed monkey )
pincushion

[Leatherman]

goodmorning marycat, could I buy you a automobile or a drink or a color tv?


nice cameltoe!

care to supersize that?

nice boots, wanna screw!

* (when the sexy gal accidently backed into me at cafe 121, I said "thank you" .possible the only one that ever worked lol. she wore cowboy boots, a short skirt and had some features that reminded me of reba mcintire.


another time at the place a brunette grasp me while I was dancing and I got close to where she was standing, she let me know that she had been watching me a few days and I invited her to come over before she let me go lol

+another not realy a line. I corrected some bit of gossip I overheard withno particular interest, the gal suprised said"that was you? " , nodded and she got realy friendly

kaypeoak, I sure like how your working so hard to fill in the blanks here, you are definatly going on my fun people list, winning may entitle you to a bus trip to downtown Fort Worth Texas. and a 5 dollar spending spree at the wal mart pharmacy

[kaypeoak]

Cool, I'm going to Texas!!

[sweetgapeach]

You forgot
cameltoe
hair pie
poon-tang
cock-pit
finger hut
whisker box
:lmao :lmao :lmao



So here is my contribution for the woman parts...

mound
sister
pleasure palace
muff
pussy
beaver
bearded clam
box
snatch
meat
cooter
snatch
coochie
monkey ( if shaved - bald headed monkey )
pincushion
__________________

[Leatherman]

I can't wait kaypeoak, and I was beginning to think that I was never going to be able to get a new toy here for christmass

Georga:drawling out your name like it was cotton being dragged across a curry brush, ma'am, you certianly have a fine command of our language, I believe that I could listen to you describing our precious parts for hours, perhaps we could go the victorian approach if your Georgia accent is as thick as it is in my imagination,
Miss Georgia, Master rePete has become terribly uncomfortable and is quite painfully swollen . if you would be of the mind to minister healing service from your pleasure palace .

oh my , I don't know where that came from, I cant cyber and I realy just have no creativity. and I'm so fugley I certianly would scare away a blind jehovas wittness before he could give me a copy of the watchtower

[kaypeoak]

All you have to do is send me the tickets and we can play all nite and if you really want to I'll bring some of my more interesting collectable toys.:sp:

[MCat]

goodmorning marycat, could I buy you a automobile or a drink or a color tv?

Sure....I'll take the automobile :D

[Norfolkdave]

Sure....I'll take the automobile :D

A roller, Bentley, Damiler, Lambageny, or Ford:lmao

[Sandy]

how about a dodge?

[Barkiss]

how about a dodge?

They are offering 2 years free gas with any purchase right now...

[Sandy]

i know

i've always loved dodge trucks. :lmao

[Barkiss]

i know

i've always loved dodge trucks. :lmao

now that gets me excited..;)

[Sandy]

really how excited?

:D

[Barkiss]

really how excited?

:D

Let's just say...the way to my "heart" is not through my stomach...it's through my truck!!! ;)

[Sandy]

lol, cool nothing wrong with that:D

[Penny]

Ford = First On Race Day :D



i know

i've always loved dodge trucks. :lmao

[Barkiss]

Ford = First On Race Day :D

I thought it was Found On Road Dead?

[Sandy]

i only have one thing to say hon.... found on the road dead daily. lol:na

[Penny]

I love driving the disel pick up truck

[Sandy]

cool i have had the expeirnce just yet

[Wet Beaver]

Ford = First On Race Day :D

it's fix or repair daily.....:na

[Sandy]

lol your right sorry. :na

[MCat]

A roller, Bentley, Damiler, Lambageny, or Ford:lmao

This week I would like a Jeep Liberty

[Shiane]

Russell the Love Muscle

[Shiane]

it's fix or repair daily.....:na
F.O.R.D.
Found On the Road Dead
Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge

GMC
Generic Made Chevy
German Milk Cow

and for all you Dodge fans out there..... I'de rather be Cummin than Strokin:lmao

[kaypeoak]

well what about found on rubbish dump:hitit: ? Yep, I'm back. Sorry for the long time away, but I guess no-one missed me, huh?:kk

[Penny]

I'm a Ford girl all the way.

[kaypeoak]

Hey, sorz Penny! Had a 3 door xr3 myself. Baby blue colour and called it morning glory. It was the best thing to get into to start your day.:D

[Annie]

1. Pennis the Menace
2. The Ramburglar
3. The Giving Tree
4. Wrinklebeast
5. Acorn Andy
6. Johnny Come Early
7. Third Arm of Justice
8. The Zipper Ripper
9. Everybody Loves the Nubbin
10. Lance Wyoming
11. Gertrude Frankenstein
12. Twinkie
13. The Exxon Valdenis
14. Tony the Hustler
15. The Littlest Traffic Cop
16. Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
17. Donald Pump
18. Admiral James T. Cock
19. President Johnson
20. Kaptain Kielbasa
21. Old Drizzly
22. Federal Love Project
23. Chief of Staff
24. Pope John Pole III
25. Thor's Hammer
26. King Leer
27. Schtuppopolis
28. The Molten Mushroom
29. The Powerprawn
30. Scepter of Sordidness
31. Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
32. Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
33. E.T.'s Stinkfinger
34. Niagara Balls
35. Meat Maelstrom
36. Trembling Torpedo
37. King Ohyeah
38. Buster McThunderstick
39. Madeleine Albright
40. The Viscount of Veins
41. The New York Post
42. Winnie the Cock
43. The Sixth Beatle
44. The True Cross
45. The Fleshy Winnebago
46. The Squinty Blowpop
47. The Slim Reaper
48. Jack Kerouwacker
49. The Naughtiest Cardinal
50. Master's Pincushion

[Sandy]

lmao i liked that:lmao

[bonzzz4292]

well that is just the funniest thing i have read all day lmao:lmao :lmao

[Annie]

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking about how one refers to the penis in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says that in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says that in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says that in France you call it a curtain, because itgoes down after the act.

Then the wife of Clinton says that in the U. S. you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.

[kaypeoak]

Annie, You're a blast of fresh air that I need in the morning. Excellent research on the names. I never thought my suggestion would go this far! Keep em comming...

[Sandy]

lmao annie i liked that to. :wa:

[DMan]

Most excellent Annie Mull.................Good joke for the office!:D

[Leatherman]

I thought this thread had died, and I just read it since my last post,I'll keep that tequilla pouring :))
well as it's been all week, under the house to cut off some frayed wiring so the place dosent burn down (now) and after that the attic to run a new wire and reroute another one and then down to where I left my old cad last thanksgiving, to bring it home and soon I'll stop remodeling for a few days, I have seen too many post that need me to make some sort of smartass. uh wize comment.

wet beaver? did I aask you about that strap in your avatar? I have one with a aluminum handle that is very similar. uhh yeah , I probably don't have a clue where it and that bag of stuff its with came from.