Introductory Course to Cybersex

[Jy]

Okay gentlemen, Barksy will be handing out the application forms for the course. Lena will be monitoring you, so no copying! Please post your completed forms here for review.



These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?

How would you persuade her to go to a private room?

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated.

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?

Why should we choose your applicaton?

[Lena]

Well, there you go guys!!!
Better start filling!!!!

[italian_princess0420]

im assuming this is for guys right?

[Jy]

Uh, ye-es....

[yaser]

im assuming this is for guys right? Without you? Impossible...

[italian_princess0420]

Without you? Impossible...


dooo what?

[Norfolkdave]

Okay gentlemen, Barksy will be handing out the application forms for the course. Lena will be monitoring you, so no copying! Please post your completed forms here for review.



These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)...........Secluded beach :knuddel:

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?..................Be honest, jovial, tease, flirt sensuously.:wa:

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? " Get your ass in here" LOL

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?.................P!!s off......simple words.:nu

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated...........Come back baby only a technical hitch.

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)..............Actually Id give it a go and take it lovingly.....

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex? Be ok and say dont worry and generally back off politely

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated. Oh, oo, mmm, dang, blast bor, The sheets wet and sticky doll, bloody hell,, that was good, huffing and puffing, deflated.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex ...Honey flirt with me, Im hot for you, Want real fun sexy.

Why would you make a good cybersex partner? Im bloody randy 24/7

Why should we choose your applicaton? Ive taken the time to answer it with jovality and honesty in some places and porkies in another, but I have been honest ladies. Heh Heh Heh:lmao

[Jy]

Well done, Dave! And congratulations on being the first one to complete it! Our acceptance committee will be reviewing your answers. Can you please step into our cage..uh, waiting room..until they call you?

[Sandy]

:lmao

[Krazi0469]

lmao dave:lmao :lmao



Okay gentlemen, Barksy will be handing out the application forms for the course. Lena will be monitoring you, so no copying! Please post your completed forms here for review.



These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)...........Secluded beach :knuddel:

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?..................Be honest, jovial, tease, flirt sensuously.:wa:

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? " Get your ass in here" LOL

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?.................P!!s off......simple words.:nu

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated...........Come back baby only a technical hitch.

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)..............Actually Id give it a go and take it lovingly.....

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex? Be ok and say dont worry and generally back off politely

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated. Oh, oo, mmm, dang, blast bor, The sheets wet and sticky doll, bloody hell,, that was good, huffing and puffing, deflated.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex ...Honey flirt with me, Im hot for you, Want real fun sexy.

Why would you make a good cybersex partner? Im bloody randy 24/7

Why should we choose your applicaton? Ive taken the time to answer it with jovality and honesty in some places and porkies in another, but I have been honest ladies. Heh Heh Heh:lmao

[Barkiss]

im assuming this is for guys right?

Do we need a female version? We are limited in classroom size (damn regulations), but might be able to squeeze in a few...

[justask_me_2]

These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) dungeon

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? I would just ask.

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? Ask and then send an invite.

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? Try to ignore it, take the opportunity to focus more of the female while he is occupied.

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. Sorry, but I'm just getting started.

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) I would love it.

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?
Politely thank her for her honesty, and back away.

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
What? Methods to ejaculate?
Hands, mouth (tongue), mouth (teeth), pussy, sheets, lapdance, dolls, vibrator, spanking, bondage

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .(I will admit this is my weakest point)

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?
I have a good imagination.

Why should we choose your applicaton?
I need help.

[Norfolkdave]

Well done, Dave! And congratulations on being the first one to complete it! Our acceptance committee will be reviewing your answers. Can you please step into our cage..uh, waiting room..until they call you?

LOL hun, certainly, be gentle with me heh heh heh:lmao Is the floor warm, dont forget dinner, supper, breakfast and lunch too.:wa:

[Jy]

Barks, Lena, we have our first candidate! Better move him to the front of the class! He'll need one on one instruction, perhaps with some night school!!




These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) dungeon

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? I would just ask.

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? Ask and then send an invite.

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? Try to ignore it, take the opportunity to focus more of the female while he is occupied.

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. Sorry, but I'm just getting started.

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) I would love it.

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?
Politely thank her for her honesty, and back away.

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
What? Methods to ejaculate?
Hands, mouth (tongue), mouth (teeth), pussy, sheets, lapdance, dolls, vibrator, spanking, bondage

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .(I will admit this is my weakest point)

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?
I have a good imagination.

Why should we choose your applicaton?
I need help.

[Jy]

You're a rather demanding hostage...uh, student, aren't you? Okay, if you promise to behave, we'll feed you. ;)




LOL hun, certainly, be gentle with me heh heh heh:lmao Is the floor warm, dont forget dinner, supper, breakfast and lunch too.:wa:

[Wet Beaver]

You're a rather demanding hostage...uh, student, aren't you? Okay, if you promise to behave, we'll feed you. ;)

just don't tell him what.....

[Norfolkdave]

Barks, Lena, we have our first candidate! Better move him to the front of the class! He'll need one on one instruction, perhaps with some night school!!

Well ladies sadly night school is out I retire at 11.30pm and Im not on here tonight after 6pm, please be gentle with me, WB Im soon near retirement heh heh heh, but if you want one on one then Im here, ladies dont look you wont learn ...heh heh heh:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

You're a rather demanding hostage...uh, student, aren't you? Okay, if you promise to behave, we'll feed you. ;)

Now how can I with 3 georgus ladies, but Ill keep everything in check as your a good cook, I think Lena will be suttle, and WB well I like a domineering wench, my knights will be impressed with her handywork..LOL

[SDS351]

Okay gentlemen, Barksy will be handing out the application forms for the course. Lena will be monitoring you, so no copying! Please post your completed forms here for review.



These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.

I must admit before i take this (fill out the application) that I have never had Cyber Sex

Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.).......I would have to say in a office or secluded park

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?........find out what she wants and give it to her

How would you persuade her to go to a private room?...... By leading her and letting her decide

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?.........I am open to try anything once

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated.......start giving her all the attention

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)...........again I will try anything once

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?.....just chat with her and find out what she is all about

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated......sorry i have no idea, Blew the wad?

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .......May i touch you?

Why would you make a good cybersex partner? .......I have a great immagination

Why should we choose your applicaton? .........I am all that, lol

[Barkiss]

Dear Applicants,

Let me introduce myself. I am the Director of Admissions for the Jazzy's Introductory Course to Cybersex, and I am in receipt of your application. First let me thank you for your interest. I will be going over each of the applications in detail and selecting the five best candidates for the first round of classes. If you are selected, you will be contacted by one of our female instructors, who will provide you with the syllabus for the upcoming course. Our school only provides the instructor; therefore it is your responsibility to provide you own supplies, i.e. towels, gels, lotions, assistants, etc...

Selection will be based on the candidate's ability to be taught, and the need to learn. Please be as descriptive as possible in your answer, as this will assist you in admittance into the class.

Once again, you will be contacted if selected. Please do not ask/harass the teachers individually, as this will hurt your chances.

Thank you again for applying. Best of luck! Please let me know if I can answer any questions.

Sincerely,

Barks

[Jy]

No Dave, you made it through the first phase without requiring any extra tutoring! Just ask me was the one who we put in the beginners' class!



Well ladies sadly night school is out I retire at 11.30pm and Im not on here tonight after 6pm, please be gentle with me, WB Im soon near retirement heh heh heh, but if you want one on one then Im here, ladies dont look you wont learn ...heh heh heh:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

:lmao

keep an eye out incase I come back more than bloody knackered...3 women all
!!!!!!! heh heh heh:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

just don't tell him what.....

dont tell me what:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

lmao dave:lmao :lmao

Well Im about to go to the three degrees, I may be some time:lmao

[surfnchat]

Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) Open field with a blanket thrown down on the grass and no one around for miles.

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? I ususally ask straight up "Hey xxxx, wanna show these guys how it's done?" From my experience, many women like to show off and I'm just the guy that can help them. :D

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? I just ask, "Can I PM you?"

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? I'll ask the guy to stop. "Sorry dude, I'm not into that."

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. Not sure of the question... If it's in the cyber scenario, then get it hard again and get back into action. If it real life, no one needs to know. :lmao

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) If that's what she wants, I'm cool with that.

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex? I'll back off. I can chat on other topics too. ;)

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated. I stick to a couple. "cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmming" is typically what I write when I ejaculate. I build it up with lots of "ohhhhhhhhh yesssss" and "that's it baby, almost there" and "ohhhhhhhhhhhh god yesssssssssssss" before hand.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex . Depending on the banter leading up, I tyoically keep it simple. "Wanna have some cyber fun?" "Wanna play?" "Interested in rocking this room and showing everyone how it's done?"

Why would you make a good cybersex partner? Because I stay completely focused on the woman's needs and I am very descriptive in what I write. I think I have a pretty good technique.

Why should we choose your applicaton? Because I'm gooooooood.



Interested in giving me a position? ;)

[Lena]

Well done surf!!!!!

[Jy]

Good answers surf! You won't be requiring extra tutoring, but if you're interested in our mentoring program, please give your name to Lena, and she'll put you on the list. There are some excellent incentives for you in the mentoring program! Now can you please join Dave in the holding pen..uh, waiting room to await your assignment?

[Lena]

3 Applicants already!!!
That errrr waiting room is going to be real full soon!!!!

[surfnchat]

Thank you for the quick reply. Yes, I am interested in the mentoring program and will wait here in the "waiting" room with Dave.

"Sorry dude, I'm not into that." :D

[SDS351]

I think I might need extra sessions......any room left?

[Jy]

Please fill out the application and hand it in to barks. Sorry hon, you can't get in until you do! There's lots of room though!




I think I might need extra sessions......any room left?

[SDS351]

I did Jugs. Post #19

[Jy]

Sorry about that sweetie! And such a good boy for handing it in so quickly! Can you please join justask in signing up for the beginner's course? You're all heart honey, so I'm sure you're going to pass with flying colours!




I did Jugs. Post #19

[Lena]

Hurry get in there!!!

[SDS351]

Sorry about that sweetie! And such a good boy for handing it in so quickly! Can you please join justask in signing up for the beginner's course? You're all heart honey, so I'm sure you're going to pass with flying colours!
Jugs, Do you have anything before Beginners? Like a pre-school or something like that???

[Lena]

Would you like to be in the pre-school group???

[SDS351]

Would you like to be in the pre-school group???
Yes, I think I have a lot to learn.....

[surfnchat]

Just make sure the pre-school group is 18 or above or we'll get in trouble with Penny! :D

[Lena]

Well of course surf!!!

[Barkiss]

lots of spankings and napping in the pre-school version...

[SDS351]

Thats what I am looking for......lol

[Wet Beaver]

Would you like to be in the pre-school group???

yuck... guys in diapers...even that is to kinky for me....

[surfnchat]

I can envision the mats on the floors... :dl

Uh-oh, I've been a bad boy... :sp:

[justask_me_2]

Jugs, Do you have anything before Beginners? Like a pre-school or something like that???

I thought this was called the "Introductory Course to Cybersex". Doesn't that mean it is for beginners? I think if you are on this site chatting at all you have graduated pre-school.

[surfnchat]

yuck... guys in diapers...even that is to kinky for me....

Only yucky if they are filled... :lmao

[justask_me_2]

lots of spankings and napping in the pre-school version...

Ok, can the spankings be carried over to the regular course as well?

[Barkiss]

Ok, can the spankings be carried over to the regular course as well?

full day course on spankings on the syllabus

[SirFox]

full day course on spankings on the syllabus

Now rats.. where did the SYLLABUS go? Did you pass it out?

[Barkiss]

Now rats.. where did the SYLLABUS go? Did you pass it out?

You only receive a syllabus if selected into the course. My last posting was more of an advertisement than a clarification of course structure...

[Lena]

Keep up the good work Barkiss!!!!
You will be well rewarded!!!

[Barkiss]

Keep up the good work Barkiss!!!!
You will be well rewarded!!!

You already compensate me nicely...;)

[Lena]

You already compensate me nicely...;)

Yes but i may think that you deserve alittle more reward!!!:)

[Barkiss]

Yes but i may think that you deserve alittle more reward!!!:)

oh...the advantages of being in administration ;)

[SirFox]

You only receive a syllabus if selected into the course. My last posting was more of an advertisement than a clarification of course structure...

BARKY... You picked up my syllabus when you went to pick up the material for us? I mean I do have the paper which says that I am accepted in 101 Cybersex, professor Fullest Jugs....unless I am mistaken and we are already in the second semester?

[Barkiss]

BARKY... You picked up my syllabus when you went to pick up the material for us? I mean I do have the paper which says that I am accepted in 101 Cybersex, professor Fullest Jugs....unless I am mistaken and we are already in the second semester?

Are you claiming Professor Jugs is moonlighting?? That is against our company policies and will be addressed immediately!! Otherwise, please submit an application, and wait for correspondence from one of the lovely teachers.

[Lena]

No one is moonlighting!!!!!!
All applications are being carefully processed!!!!

[Barkiss]

No more applicants? FYI...this is serious...if you would like the opportunity, please fill out the application, and wait to be contacted. If you are confident in you ability to pick up one of these fine ladies, then congratulations...this course is probably not for you.

[sweetgapeach]

Yall are to Funny!!:lmao

[spare_change]

Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)

It begins with a little nun who leads me into a pizza restaurant, and standing behind the counter is an old man who lets me into the back room where all the flour is stored.

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?

"Damn, I can't believe a girl as pretty as you would be caught dead in a room with these two guys. This one has warts the size of basketballs, and the other has a zit on his nose that looks like it is going to erupt like Mt. Vesuvius. Guess that leaves me as your only viable option, huh?"

How would you persuade her to go to a private room?

Look, sweetie, either we go to a private room or I am going to trot your fantasy about the seven dwarves again!

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?

Hun -- I'll be right back!!! Don't wait for me!

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated.

Hi there!!! Oh ---OH! --- OHHHH!!! -- Oh shit! --- what's your name?

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)

Bring it on, baby -- I ain't afraid of nothing since I got CAUGHT by the bulls at Pamplona!

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?

Hello? Are you still breathing? 9-1-1 We got a dead one over here!

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
OHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! MORE!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
STAND BACK - I THINK IT'S COMING IN!!
oops
SHE'LL BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAIN -- OH NO, SHE JUST DID!
HOOOOOORAAAAAYYYY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!
OH GOD! I THINK MY FACE JUST FELL OFF!

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .

Now?
You haven't got anything else to do, do you?
Look -- this thing is gonna go off one way or the other. I think you want to be there to see it!

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?

Because I'm quick -- she can move on to the next one.

Why should we choose your applicaton?

Cuz I promised you $5.43 if you did.

[Barkiss]

Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)

It begins with a little nun who leads me into a pizza restaurant, and standing behind the counter is an old man who lets me into the back room where all the flour is stored.

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?

"Damn, I can't believe a girl as pretty as you would be caught dead in a room with these two guys. This one has warts the size of basketballs, and the other has a zit on his nose that looks like it is going to erupt like Mt. Vesuvius. Guess that leaves me as your only viable option, huh?"

How would you persuade her to go to a private room?

Look, sweetie, either we go to a private room or I am going to trot your fantasy about the seven dwarves again!

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?

Hun -- I'll be right back!!! Don't wait for me!

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated.

Hi there!!! Oh ---OH! --- OHHHH!!! -- Oh shit! --- what's your name?

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)

Bring it on, baby -- I ain't afraid of nothing since I got CAUGHT by the bulls at Pamplona!

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?

Hello? Are you still breathing? 9-1-1 We got a dead one over here!

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
OHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! MORE!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
STAND BACK - I THINK IT'S COMING IN!!
oops
SHE'LL BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAIN -- OH NO, SHE JUST DID!
HOOOOOORAAAAAYYYY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!
OH GOD! I THINK MY FACE JUST FELL OFF!

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .

Now?
You haven't got anything else to do, do you?
Look -- this thing is gonna go off one way or the other. I think you want to be there to see it!

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?

Because I'm quick -- she can move on to the next one.

Why should we choose your applicaton?

Cuz I promised you $5.43 if you did.

You certainly need the help...I'll see if I can expedite your application.

[Jy]

I need the money, and you certainly need the course! You're in honey!



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)

It begins with a little nun who leads me into a pizza restaurant, and standing behind the counter is an old man who lets me into the back room where all the flour is stored.

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?

"Damn, I can't believe a girl as pretty as you would be caught dead in a room with these two guys. This one has warts the size of basketballs, and the other has a zit on his nose that looks like it is going to erupt like Mt. Vesuvius. Guess that leaves me as your only viable option, huh?"

How would you persuade her to go to a private room?

Look, sweetie, either we go to a private room or I am going to trot your fantasy about the seven dwarves again!

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?

Hun -- I'll be right back!!! Don't wait for me!

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated.

Hi there!!! Oh ---OH! --- OHHHH!!! -- Oh shit! --- what's your name?

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)

Bring it on, baby -- I ain't afraid of nothing since I got CAUGHT by the bulls at Pamplona!

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?

Hello? Are you still breathing? 9-1-1 We got a dead one over here!

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
OHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! MORE!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
STAND BACK - I THINK IT'S COMING IN!!
oops
SHE'LL BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAIN -- OH NO, SHE JUST DID!
HOOOOOORAAAAAYYYY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!
OH GOD! I THINK MY FACE JUST FELL OFF!

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .

Now?
You haven't got anything else to do, do you?
Look -- this thing is gonna go off one way or the other. I think you want to be there to see it!

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?

Because I'm quick -- she can move on to the next one.

Why should we choose your applicaton?

Cuz I promised you $5.43 if you did.

[SirFox]

Mr BARKISS Sir
Dear Administrator,
I respectfully submit to you (eh hum) my request for an application for the course tauight by Professor Fullest Jugs for Cybersex 101-2. I hope you will indicate the costs of the course and the materials needed that I must buy at the student bookstore. Do you know whether all equipment is furnished at the bookstore?
Thank you for your rapid response to my query.
Yours Hot and Waiting for your Answer.
:D

[Norfolkdave]

No Dave, you made it through the first phase without requiring any extra tutoring! Just ask me was the one who we put in the beginners' class........???????

Pray tell me what you mean by this!!!!!! LOL

[Norfolkdave]

Dear Applicants,

Let me introduce myself. I am the Director of Admissions for the Jug's Introductory Course to Cybersex, and I am in receipt of your application. First let me thank you for your interest. I will be going over each of the applications in detail and selecting the five best candidates for the first round of classes. If you are selected, you will be contacted by one of our female instructors, who will provide you with the syllabus for the upcoming course. Our school only provides the instructor; therefore it is your responsibility to provide you own supplies, i.e. towels, gels, lotions, assistants, etc...

Selection will be based on the candidate's ability to be taught, and the need to learn. Please be as descriptive as possible in your answer, as this will assist you in admittance into the class.

Once again, you will be contacted if selected. Please do not ask/harass the teachers individually, as this will hurt your chances.

Thank you again for applying. Best of luck! Please let me know if I can answer any questions.

Sincerely,

Barks

Who appointed you as Director!:lmao

[Jy]

Dear Mr.ffox,

I thought I'd reply to your letter personally. Please fill out the attached application directly, and submit it to the administator. Your application will then be reviewed, and pending acceptance, you will be assigned to an appropriate instructor.
Sincerely,
Professor Jugs


P.S. Give 'em all you got honey! I bet your answers will put you at the front of the class!!;)

[mr pike]

May i join your class Miss jugs all questions will be answered in due course . I may be young but i wont let you down.your loyal student mrp

[Lena]

No Dave, you made it through the first phase without requiring any extra tutoring! Just ask me was the one who we put in the beginners' class........???????

Pray tell me what you mean by this!!!!!! LOL

You have alot to learn!!!!:gs

[Norfolkdave]

You have alot to learn!!!!:gs

Then teach me fair one teach me:D

[Lena]

Then teach me fair one teach me:D

yes we will, we just need alot of time where you are concerned!!!

[Norfolkdave]

yes we will, we just need alot of time where you are concerned!!!

I have all the time in the world, 6 pairs lovely hands and three beautiful women to look at and absorb what their wrinklys are thinking:D

[Jy]

Bring it on Pike!!



May i join your class Miss jugs all questions will be answered in due course . I may be young but i wont let you down.your loyal student mrp

[Jy]

I did. He has earned the position because of his prowess...uh, administrative skills. And he's doing a wonderful job. Any more backtalk and I'll send you back to the preschool group!




Who appointed you as Director!:lmao

[Lena]

But he likes it in the pre-school too much!!!

[Jy]

You're right, Lena. Always sneaking in at nap time, the lazy loaf! We'd better work on that.

[sweetgapeach]

Um, I am a Pre School teacher. I qualify,A job offer?
Quote by Jugs:
I did. He has earned the position because of his prowess...uh, administrative skills. And he's doing a wonderful job. Any more backtalk and I'll send you back to the preschool group

[Lena]

Give him some energy food!!!!

[Jy]

Wonderful Peach! Glad to have you on staff! You'll be in charge of the preschool room. I hope you're prepared though! Toddlers are much easier to handle than this rowdy bunch! And you will be monitoring the absolute beginners. Let Lena know if they get out of hand, and she will open the holding cell...uh, I mean the waiting room, and toss them in there!

[Lena]

Um, I am a Pre School teacher. I qualify,A job offer?
Quote by Jugs:
I did. He has earned the position because of his prowess...uh, administrative skills. And he's doing a wonderful job. Any more backtalk and I'll send you back to the preschool group

Your first client will be Dave!!!!
I have already scanned and frisked him!!!
But you should be able to calm him down pretty soon!!!
Yes, i will be here if any of them need real rough handling!!!!!
I have all the keys to every room here!!

[sweetgapeach]

You can count on ME!! He is enough Trouble!!:lmao

[Lena]

Thank you Peach!! Lets hope he will be a good student!!

[Jy]

Go get 'em Peach! Here, take this stun gun with you in case he gets out of line. Use it sparingly though! He's already pretty stunned!

[sweetgapeach]

With the stun gun and cell, I mean room,this is going to be simple!!

[Norfolkdave]

I did. He has earned the position because of his prowess...uh, administrative skills. And he's doing a wonderful job. Any more backtalk and I'll send you back to the preschool group!

Oh mistress Jugs, thou has a temper I love, Ill have to get my knights to joust with you, they love a temptress, barkiss will wonder what prowness means after thy knights show him cold steel.:lmao

[Jy]

Sorry Dave, barksy is registered and patented property of the University of Cybersex and General Naughtiness, and therefore is under its express protection. Besides that, he's my personal assistant. Don't touch.

Now go back to preschool before Peaches decides to discipline you.

[Norfolkdave]

Your first client will be Dave!!!!
I have already scanned and frisked him!!!
But you should be able to calm him down pretty soon!!!
Yes, i will be here if any of them need real rough handling!!!!!
I have all the keys to every room here!!

My knights arew on the outskirts and if anyone wants frisking, thy swords of cold steel will merit the scanning.

[Norfolkdave]

Sorry Dave, barksy is registered and patented property of the University of Cybersex and General Naughtiness, and therefore is under its express protection. Besides that, he's my personal assistant. Don't touch.

Now go back to preschool before Peaches decides to discipline you.

Preschool, my knights are ready to ride and show you buxom beauties what preschool means, and barki will bark when horses corner him, stallions will rear and send him woofing out of bounds:nu

[Waltert]

Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)

Depends on my mood, all of them are interesting at times.
But must admit while public places sounds exciting, and like the fantasy, the times I have tried it in the woods I was more worried about being caught and it was not as enjoyable.
.

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?

Grab her by the hair and drag her off to my cave :nu
Then again I like to watch, I might just quietly sit in the corner and enjoy the view.


How would you persuade her to go to a private room?
The direct approach, is she says no throw a tantrum :lmao so she feels sorry for me.


While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?
I would let him, but I would get more involved with her. :knuddel:


If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated.
Does not women find all me premature!, Well I have ten fingers, a tongue, :na and I can use any toys that happen to be around.


How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)
I tried a plug and it did not do much for me, but always willing to experiment with the right enticement.


What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?
Change the subject or leave, whichever she prefers.


List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
Good question, as long as I do not indicate I can not be accused of premature ejactulation, maybe I do not want to know the answer to this one.


Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?
I have a good imagination and I can type


Why should we choose your applicaton?
Because I have all the answers

[Waltert]

yuck... guys in diapers...even that is to kinky for me....

How about we forget the diapers, and get strait to the breast feeding!

[Norfolkdave]

How about we forget the diapers, and get strait to the breast feeding!

Dont get your spurs awkward, make sure the sun aint bright, and donnt say a wrong word:lf

[Lena]

My knights arew on the outskirts and if anyone wants frisking, thy swords of cold steel will merit the scanning.

Too late, your scanning and frisking has already been carried out!!!
No on can protect you while you are in here!!!

Peach!!!!!! One of your charges keeps escaping!!!

[Lena]

How about we forget the diapers, and get strait to the breast feeding!

You will be at the back of the line to get in, if you don't behave yourself!!!:)


Thank you for your completed application form!!

[Norfolkdave]

Too late, your scanning and frisking has already been carried out!!!
No on can protect you while you are in here!!!

Peach!!!!!! One of your charges keeps escaping!!!

Ye haw lets go peach, Im hard, the stun gun is for wimps, mind I donyt take it from you, run girl run Ise coming after you, runnnnnnn:D

[Norfolkdave]

Too late, your scanning and frisking has already been carried out!!!
No on can protect you while you are in here!!!

Peach!!!!!! One of your charges keeps escaping!!!

As arnie would Say " Im back" and I dont need protection, I can take you all and your helpers will only be humble servants to us men.:D

[Lena]

Ye haw lets go peach, Im hard, the stun gun is for wimps, mind I donyt take it from you, run girl run Ise coming after you, runnnnnnn:D

So you really want to go and be chained in the dungeons and starved for a few days!!????hhmmm???

[Lena]

As arnie would Say " Im back" and I dont need protection, I can take you all and your helpers will only be humble servants to us men.:D

In your dreams only!!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

So you really want to go and be chained in the dungeons and starved for a few days!!????hhmmm???

Oh yes oh yes then I,ll be hungry for my teachings of cyber fun, Will you teach me Miss Lena...LOl:kk

[Norfolkdave]

In your dreams only!!!!!

Reality reality, reality

[Lena]

Reality is only in your dreams!!!
Where your own little world is!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Reality is only in your dreams!!!
Where your own little world is!!!

And what is yours if you are but talking of dungeons and chains,,,, a fantasy world.:D

[Lena]

And what is yours if you are but talking of dungeons and chains,,,, a fantasy world.:D

Yes and look who is in it!!!!!???!!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Yes and look who is in it!!!!!???!!!!!

All of us, good wheeee, wheeeee:bs ;) :lmao

[Jy]

Lena honey, he's too far gone. Give it up. Peaches can give him a couple of shocks and that should keep him quiet.


Dave, Peaches is in charge of your room, not your instructor, so keep your distance or it's the dungeon for you!
Lena, do you have those wrist cuffs handy?

[sweetgapeach]

Oh, I am going to Zap his tail!!

Comere' Dave.

[firefly]

Dave sounds awful rowdy....if you need help getting him back into the ...uh room...just give me a hollar Peaches....I'm sure the two of us can lasso him into submission! :sp:

[Jy]

Ah yes! Another capable staff member to keep the riff raff in line! Thanks Firefly! Always a pleasure to work with you!

Here's your stun gun. If you need access to the holding pen, please see our keyholder, Lena.

[firefly]

Thank you Jugs...an honor to be on staff.
WhooHooo...a stun gun, I can't wait to test this puppy out!

[Lena]

Lena honey, he's too far gone. Give it up. Peaches can give him a couple of shocks and that should keep him quiet.


Dave, Peaches is in charge of your room, not your instructor, so keep your distance or it's the dungeon for you!
Lena, do you have those wrist cuffs handy?


Oh yes i have those handcuffs ready and handy!!!!
And the spikey ones too!!

[Barkiss]

Who appointed you as Director!:lmao

Well..there's an application that won't see the light of day...;)

[Norfolkdave]

Lena honey, he's too far gone. Give it up. Peaches can give him a couple of shocks and that should keep him quiet.


Dave, Peaches is in charge of your room, not your instructor, so keep your distance or it's the dungeon for you!
Lena, do you have those wrist cuffs handy?

But jugs if you have snow its too cold to put me in a dungeon, how cruel ladies how cruel, there is a law for cruelty......heh heh heh:lmao

[Waltert]

But jugs if you have snow its too cold to put me in a dungeon, how cruel ladies how cruel, there is a law for cruelty......heh heh heh:lmao

For an attatude like that I think you ladies should throw him in the dungeon, throw away the key and the heater!
:D

[Norfolkdave]

For an attatude like that I think you ladies should throw him in the dungeon, throw away the key and the heater!
:D

Not very supportive are you, in this case mind I dont turn qick and throw you in and lock the door, those who laugh last, laugh the longest, be warned.

[gradof68]

And just what do we need to do to quallify for O.J.T. :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

And just what do we need to do to quallify for O.J.T. :lmao

just ask its as simple as that, god gave you a larex, tonsils too, air works wonders, jaws move, and hey guess, words come forth, its easy, now you try:wa:

[gradof68]

just ask its as simple as that, god gave you a larex, tonsils too, air works wonders, jaws move, and hey guess, words come forth, its easy, now you try:wa:

If you say, now let's hope I don't get :nu

[Norfolkdave]

If you say, now let's hope I don't get :nu

You need WD40 its a lubricant, comes in small cans:lmao

[gradof68]

You need WD40 its a lubricant, comes in small cans:lmao

:hp: :D

[Norfolkdave]

:hp: :D

movements too, and cures squeaks and erratic stiffness:lmao

[gradof68]

movements too, and cures squeaks and erratic stiffness:lmao

what about squeels and errotic stiffness :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

what about squeels and errotic stiffness :lmao

What do you think why Im taking it into the dungeon for, ( not to lubricate the locks) man give me some credit please....LOL:lmao

[justask_me_2]

So, how many applications does there need to be for there to be a class? Or will it all be one on one tutoring? I read night school way back in the thread.

[SirFox]

Mr Barkiss, Applications Director,
I have not received an answer to my request to be included in Professor Firmest Jugs's course. Do you believe there is a problem with the post office?
Looking forward to your most special attention to my needs.
Most Sincerely,

[Lena]

Mr Barkiss, Applications Director,
I have not received an answer to my request to be included in Professor Firmest Jugs's course. Do you believe there is a problem with the post office?
Looking forward to your most special attention to my needs.
Most Sincerely,

You have to wait and be patient!!!
There's paperwork to be done and processed!!!
You will be notified in time!!

[Lena]

So, how many applications does there need to be for there to be a class? Or will it all be one on one tutoring? I read night school way back in the thread.

Have you filled in an application form yet??
If not then fill one in!!!

[Jy]

Dear Mr.fox,
You need to go back to the first post of this thread, complete the application posted there, and submit it on this thread. Only then will you be considered for the course.
Most Patiently,
Prof. Jugs



Mr Barkiss, Applications Director,
I have not received an answer to my request to be included in Professor Firmest Jugs's course. Do you believe there is a problem with the post office?
Looking forward to your most special attention to my needs.
Most Sincerely,

[Jy]

Hi grad, are you going to fill out an application? It's at the beginning of this thread.

And just what do we need to do to quallify for O.J.T. :lmao

[Jy]

You're in the dungeon because you were insubordinate to our Admissions Director, fraternized with the staff, and can't follow simple instructions, such as stay in the dungeon and eat your mashed swede! Now please stop distracting the other men who are trying to fill out their applications, or peach and firefly will pull their stun guns on you! :sp:





What do you think why Im taking it into the dungeon for, ( not to lubricate the locks) man give me some credit please....LOL:lmao

[gradof68]

Hi grad, are you going to fill out an application? It's at the beginning of this thread.

All depends on who is teaching the class.

[Lena]

Jugs and me!!!!

[Wet Beaver]

You're in the dungeon because you were insubordinate to our Admissions Director, fraternized with the staff, and can't follow simple instructions, such as stay in the dungeon and eat your mashed swede! Now please stop distracting the other men who are trying to fill out their applications, or peach and firefly will pull their stun guns on you! :sp:
a cattle prod is more effected

[Jy]

Maybe WB, but don't the ladies look sexy in their little holsters?

[gradof68]

Jugs and me!!!!

Woo Hooo count me in but do I have to be a good boy in class or can I get some private classes? :D

[Wet Beaver]

yes they do....

[Lena]

Be a very good boy and we will see Grad!!!

[gradof68]

Be a very good boy and we will see Grad!!!


:la

[Jy]

Would you like to apply for a job too? I'll put you on fast track! Anything to see you with a holster around those hips! :lf


yes they do....

[Dyed]

I should be in this course so I don't piss people. But use more tack

[Dyed]

But if the instructor could give me lessons after class, I am sure my skills will imrove.

[firefly]

Yes WB....please join us. I would love to see you in a sexy little holster too! :lf

Better behave boys....my stun gun is fully charges and I am just itching to use it! :nu

[Jy]

There's still room Dyed! You can find an application form at the beginning of the thread. Fill it out and we'll see whose class you'll be in! We do have night school classes too for the really keen students! Are you applying for the teacher's pet position then? I still don't have one!

[Dyed]

He, he, I am available. Do I need to bring a polished apple to the middle of the garden

[mr pike]

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[mr pike]

boring

[Dyed]

These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) secluded beach

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? Cum with me dear and let me give you a massage

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? Kidnap graciously

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? Dude, I must please the lady

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. You are not wet enough, let me give you head

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) Tell her she is a fantastic thoughtful lover

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?
Casually ask why, then discuss the merits of the act

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
HELP

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex . May I caress your beautiful body

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?
I have a good imagination.

Why should we choose your applicaton?
I am an over achiever

[mr pike]

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[Lena]

He, he, I am available. Do I need to bring a polished apple to the middle of the garden

You can bring the shiny apple straight to me!!!:)
Yummy!!

[gradof68]

Here you go Jugs, Don't kill all my answers people.

Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) A winter day with snow on the ground. A fire in the fireplace and us in front of the fire on the floor.

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? Wouldn't have to if she wanted to join. Ladies choice.

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? By asking politely.

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? :nu Aint gonna happen!

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. The scene wouldn't change till she were satisfied.

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) :wa: Not this backdoor she doesn't.

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex? Still have a good conversation. No reason to stop talking.

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
oooooooooooooooooooo
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
now
and whatever else would work with one hand.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .
Surely you jest. There are no lines. You just go with the flow of the conversation.

Why would you make a good cybersex partner? The feelings I would express in person would also be made known in the conversation.

Why should we choose your applicaton? Because I took the time to fill it out? Because you like my answers.

[Lena]

These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) secluded beach

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? Cum with me dear and let me give you a massage

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? Kidnap graciously

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? Dude, I must please the lady

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. You are not wet enough, let me give you head

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) Tell her she is a fantastic thoughtful lover

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?
Casually ask why, then discuss the merits of the act

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
HELP

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex . May I caress your beautiful body

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?
I have a good imagination.

Why should we choose your applicaton?
I am an over achiever

Thank you for your completed application form!!

[Lena]

Here you go Jugs, Don't kill all my answers people.

Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) A winter day with snow on the ground. A fire in the fireplace and us in front of the fire on the floor.

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? Wouldn't have to if she wanted to join. Ladies choice.

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? By asking politely.

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? :nu Aint gonna happen!

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. The scene wouldn't change till she were satisfied.

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) :wa: Not this backdoor she doesn't.

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex? Still have a good conversation. No reason to stop talking.

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
oooooooooooooooooooo
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
now
and whatever else would work with one hand.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .
Surely you jest. There are no lines. You just go with the flow of the conversation.

Why would you make a good cybersex partner? The feelings I would express in person would also be made known in the conversation.

Why should we choose your applicaton? Because I took the time to fill it out? Because you like my answers.

Very well done!!!

[Wet Beaver]

Would you like to apply for a job too? I'll put you on fast track! Anything to see you with a holster around those hips! :lf

honey all you have to do is ask....:gs

[Jy]

Great start Dyed! You'll do just fine! Now, please step over here, and join the other victims, uh....candidates in the ...waiting room!



These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) secluded beach

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? Cum with me dear and let me give you a massage

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? Kidnap graciously

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? Dude, I must please the lady

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. You are not wet enough, let me give you head

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) Tell her she is a fantastic thoughtful lover

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?
Casually ask why, then discuss the merits of the act

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.
HELP

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex . May I caress your beautiful body

Why would you make a good cybersex partner?
I have a good imagination.

Why should we choose your applicaton?
I am an over achiever

[firefly]

Man...this place is filling up quite nicely.
Play nice boys!

[Lena]

Yes well as Jugs said we need all the vict.... eeerrrm candidates we can get!!!
I have all the keys to the rooms right here!!

[Dyed]

Are you in the middle of the garden. Must be there to eat my apple

[Jy]

You can just put that on my desk honey! That will put you at the front of the class! And if I choose you to be my pet, I'll choose an extra special collar!





He, he, I am available. Do I need to bring a polished apple to the middle of the garden

[Lena]

Are you in the middle of the garden. Must be there to eat my apple

Well it depends if its warm in the middle of the garden! If it is then i might like to sit there and catch the sun!!! Otherwise you will have to come and give the apple to me in my office!!

[Dyed]

Now Lena are those keys to lock in or lock out. Can I choose

[Dyed]

The garden is always warm, just right for eating apples or what ever you please

[Lena]

Now Lena are those keys to lock in or lock out. Can I choose

No you cannot choose!!!! They are mainly to lock you in, especially if you don't behave!!!

[firefly]

And if you don't behave then you become mine and Peaches! :sp:

[Dyed]

Does that special collar require a tight leash

[Barkiss]

And if you don't behave then you become mine and Peaches! :sp:

discipline is meant to discourage, not encourage...;)

[Lena]

Does that special collar require a tight leash

A very tight one!!

[firefly]

discipline is meant to discourage, not encourage...;)

Damn....I always get those backwards!

[Barkiss]

Damn....I always get those backwards!

Glad I could help....;)

[Lena]

Well done barkiss!! Glad you are part of the team!!!

[firefly]

Glad I could help....;)

You always do! ;)

[Barkiss]

You always do! ;)

Now I feel special ;)

[firefly]

Now I feel special ;)

Are you blushing yet?

[Barkiss]

Are you blushing yet?

you always have that affect on me ;)

[firefly]

you always have that affect on me ;)

Aaahhh see now you've made me blush! :o

[Waltert]

Well I brought a party balloons for for each of you lovely ladies!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

so you do not have to fight over who gets it you all get your own.

[Norfolkdave]

Man...this place is filling up quite nicely.
Play nice boys!

I have an apple for you miss, big and red it is!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Yes well as Jugs said we need all the vict.... eeerrrm candidates we can get!!!
I have all the keys to the rooms right here!!

or cells must be wheelchair friendly, thats the law now.:nu

[Norfolkdave]

Now Lena are those keys to lock in or lock out. Can I choose

You have the small key your eyes are better than mine:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

And if you don't behave then you become mine and Peaches! :sp:


Hit me hit me Im misbehaving ladies:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

you always have that affect on me ;)



They couldn't wait to train me
As companion and as friend.
They told me they would never fear
Being left alone again

The children said they'd feed me,
Said they'd brush me every day,
They'd play with me and walk me,
If only I could stay.

But now the family hasn't time.
They often say I shed.
They wont allow me in the house,
Not even to be fed.

The children never walk me.
They always say, "Not Now!"
I wish that I could please them.
Won't someone tell me how? All I have is love, you see,
I wish they would explain,
Why they said they wanted me
Then left me on a chain....................................:cry:

[Lena]

Well I brought a party balloons for for each of you lovely ladies!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

so you do not have to fight over who gets it you all get your own.

Thank you Walter!!!
A good start!!!:)

[Norfolkdave]

And I got a big pin to burst the lot Heh Heh Heh

[pastryman]

SO SORRY IM LATE:cry:
These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)A hot tub in a ritzie hotel

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?i would say ive got the perfect cream filled desert for them

How would you persuade her to go to a private room?tell them ive got a secret recipe and i dont like giving it to everybody

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?go with the flow

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. use my tongue in everyway possible

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)pertend to be surprised and go with it

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?
respect her wishes its not for everybody

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .
tell about pics, start a sexual conversation,
Why would you make a good cybersex partner?
because ive got a webcam and not only do i chat i show to
Why should we choose your applicaton?
i think you should chose my application because i would put a big smile on everyones face in the class


i hope my answers were okay....i know i need some lessons so i dont want to answer all the questions perfect:D

[Norfolkdave]

SO SORRY IM LATE:cry:
These questions will show your instructors where you need assistance.



Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.)A hot tub in a ritzie hotel

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you?i would say ive got the perfect cream filled desert for them

How would you persuade her to go to a private room?tell them ive got a secret recipe and i dont like giving it to everybody

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you?go with the flow

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. use my tongue in everyway possible

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.)pertend to be surprised and go with it

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex?
respect her wishes its not for everybody

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex .
tell about pics, start a sexual conversation,
Why would you make a good cybersex partner?
because ive got a webcam and not only do i chat i show to
Why should we choose your applicaton?
i think you should chose my application because i would put a big smile on everyones face in the class


i hope my answers were okay....i know i need some lessons so i dont want to answer all the questions perfect:D

In their eyes because we are only men...LOL:lmao

[Waltert]

In their eyes because we are only men...LOL:lmao

Well some are men but some of us are mice!:D

[Norfolkdave]

[QUOTE=waltert]Well some are men but some of us are mice!:D[/QUOTE

!!:nu :nu For only rats bite..LOL:lmao

[pastryman]

id like to know when do we find out if our applications have been accepted.....looking forward for some lessons

[firefly]

Hit me hit me Im misbehaving ladies:lmao

Oh we have something special for you Dave....trust it will only burn for a little bit! :satan:

[Lena]

id like to know when do we find out if our applications have been accepted.....looking forward for some lessons

Applications processing takes abit of time!!

[Norfolkdave]

Oh we have something special for you Dave....trust it will only burn for a little bit! :satan:

LOL I just love a little hot number:D

[Norfolkdave]

Applications processing takes abit of time!!

Hes got plenty of dough, take your time...LOL:D

[Norfolkdave]

Its getting cold in here where are these hot hot ladies or is it just as Christmas scrooge says " Humbug"

[justask_me_2]

Applications processing takes abit of time!!

Waiting patiently........:wa:

[Sandy]

lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

The more I keep walking around, I swear Im getting smaller waiting, the chain is getting tighter......." water, water water"

[Lena]

Then stop walking around!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Then stop walking around!!!

from clotting, dont want Deep Veined Thrombosis now do I.:lmao

[firefly]

The more I keep walking around, I swear Im getting smaller waiting, the chain is getting tighter......." water, water water"

And that boys and girls is how a choke collar works! :satan:

[Norfolkdave]

And that boys and girls is how a choke collar works! :satan:

1-0 :lmao evil the ladies are, evil:lmao

[Lena]

But isn't that the way you like them???

[Norfolkdave]

But isn't that the way you like them???

I didnt say I didnt...LOl and now I have a key, " Take these chains from my heart and set me free":lmao

[Lena]

No you don't have the key, thats just a pretend one to keep you happy!!!

[Norfolkdave]

No you don't have the key, thats just a pretend one to keep you happy!!!
I have a pretend piece of wire from the paperclip I smuggled in, and now I getting free:lmao

[Lena]

Go then!!!!
See how far you will get!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Go then!!!!
See how far you will get!!!

Either you dont want me to go, or do you!

[pastryman]

let me know dave if you need a hand releasing the chains and then we go after them together i dont mind sharing.........:)

[Lena]

Ohhhh so thats your game Mr.Pastryman!!!
Very sneaky!!!!!

[Jy]

wait a second...


what are these men up to?

[Lena]

NOt sure Jugs!!!! Sounds like they want to roam about freely!!
WE have to make that pre-school room abit more secure!!!

[Jy]

I suppose they do need a bit of exercise by now...

can we put some ankle braces on them?

[Lena]

Ok!! Suppose it better be quite a long-ish one, but not too long for them to create any trouble!!!!!

[Dyed]

When does class start, I am getting anxious and horny

[Jy]

Good idea. So, what do you think? About three feet?



Ok!! Suppose it better be quite a long-ish one, but not too long for them to create any trouble!!!!!

[Waltert]

:eek: ANKLE BRACES!!!

What kind of sadistic ladies are you! ;)


I suppose they do need a bit of exercise by now...

can we put some ankle braces on them?

[Lena]

Good idea. So, what do you think? About three feet?

Well we can try and see how it goes!!

[Lena]

When does class start, I am getting anxious and horny

First lesson is to calm down!!! Otherwise your words aren't going to attract any ladies at all!! Do some deep breathing exercises, so you will be calm when you have to use words to attract a lady!! Sit in the peace and quiet of the surroundings of the gardens, and think of some nice things,not rude ones, you could say to a lady!!! And also the way to say them!!

[Waltert]

:cool:

Inhale
HMMMMMMMMM
Deep breath

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



First lesson is to calm down!!! Otherwise your words aren't going to attract any ladies at all!! Do some deep breathing exercises, so you will be calm when you have to use words to attract a lady!! Sit in the peace and quiet of the surroundings of the gardens, and think of some nice things,not rude ones, you could say to a lady!!! And also the way to say them!!

[Lena]

:eek: ANKLE BRACES!!!

What kind of sadistic ladies are you! ;)

Well!! You will keep misbehaving and trying to cause trouble!!

[Jy]

Lena, I think the men are getting restless! I think they all need to calm down, so I'm going to get them doing some yoga.
Okay gentlemen.....arms up breathe in...down breathe out.....
everyone doing it? focus please!

[Lena]

Lena, I think the men are getting restless! I think they all need to calm down, so I'm going to get them doing some yoga.
Okay gentlemen.....arms up breathe in...down breathe out.....
everyone doing it? focus please!

No giggling in the back please!!!
Pay attention!!! You need to focus to get the right attitude!!

[Norfolkdave]

let me know dave if you need a hand releasing the chains and then we go after them together i dont mind sharing.........:)

Ive picked the lock on one, you stand and see if they are coming, whilst I pick the other lock, then I,ll loosely put them on to fool them and we can pounce and put them in chains:lf

[Norfolkdave]

Ohhhh so thats your game Mr.Pastryman!!!
Very sneaky!!!!!

A man like myself who will show you the close reality of chains.:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

wait a second...


what are these men up to?


heh heh heh , metal shines:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

NOt sure Jugs!!!! Sounds like they want to roam about freely!!
WE have to make that pre-school room abit more secure!!!

We are quite happy to sit here arent we guys! let the ladies come closer and!!!!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I suppose they do need a bit of exercise by now...

can we put some ankle braces on them?

Come closer ladies:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Ok!! Suppose it better be quite a long-ish one, but not too long for them to create any trouble!!!!!

Thats it a little bit closer:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

When does class start, I am getting anxious and horny

the others, you sit there and play with yourselgf that quieten your ego, :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

:eek: ANKLE BRACES!!!

What kind of sadistic ladies are you! ;)

Are you in with us, let the ladies come closer thats it another foot or so.:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Well!! You will keep misbehaving and trying to cause trouble!!

Come closer Ladies, Pastryman move a little to your left and I,ll move to the right just a tiddy bit more..........ahhhh perfect:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Lena, I think the men are getting restless! I think they all need to calm down, so I'm going to get them doing some yoga.
Okay gentlemen.....arms up breathe in...down breathe out.....
everyone doing it? focus please!

Yes wer'e focusing aren't we pastryman, a little closer please I cant see you too good!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

No giggling in the back please!!!
Pay attention!!! You need to focus to get the right attitude!!

Get ready pastryman, wait till they're feet are a little closer after 3......

[Lena]

I think Pastryman knows better then to be that naughty!!!

Pastryman!!!! Would you prefer to be in my good books or my bad ones!!!
In other words, would you prefer me to show you that i like you or hate you??

[Norfolkdave]

I think Pastryman knows better then to be that naughty!!!

Pastryman!!!! Would you prefer to be in my good books or my bad ones!!!
In other words, would you prefer me to show you that i like you or hate you??

Pastryman dont fall for it, we have them worried, Lena is first remember, once the lair is set we will be having great fun, dont give into them man, be a man, stand firm:lmao

[Sandy]

:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

:lmao

Where the pin is kept unless they want a body search...LOL:lmao

[pastryman]

if im naughty do you promise to spank me and as refereal to the ankle braces as long as im tied down to a bed post im in :D I think Pastryman knows better then to be that naughty!!!

Pastryman!!!! Would you prefer to be in my good books or my bad ones!!!
In other words, would you prefer me to show you that i like you or hate you??

[Lena]

if im naughty do you promise to spank me and as refereal to the ankle braces as long as im tied down to a bed post im in :D

Ohh you will get a good spanking alright!!!
And you will be definitely be tied down!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Oh pastryman I thought you were going to help me, still I will stand up to these ladies, Im a british bulldog, the type used in the second world war to defeat germany, and LOL I will have fun........................." Standby to repel borders"

[Waltert]

It's every man for himself Dave, :nu



Oh pastryman I thought you were going to help me, still I will stand up to these ladies, Im a british bulldog, the type used in the second world war to defeat germany, and LOL I will have fun........................." Standby to repel borders"

[Norfolkdave]

It's every man for himself Dave, :nu

Ok Ok when Im in a position to say "Oh yes" where would u like to be by my side or still at the back of the class and be told " do it this way, etc etc:lmao

[surfnchat]

I'm with you Dave! :D

[surfnchat]

But, I'm actually looking forward to the strip search from the lovely instructors...

Strip search... ohhhhhhh
Cavity search... ahhhhhhh :dl

:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I'm with you Dave! :D

Pastryman has been nobbled, you got to stand firm and wait for both women to come in at one, I have a pin if you want to titivate the chains, nudge nudge wink wink, lull them into a false sense of security and when we're ready ??????;)

[surfnchat]

I'll ask for a second order of lamb chops... rare. :lf

"Mind the drawings please."

[Norfolkdave]

I'll ask for a second order of lamb chops... rare. :lf

"Mind the drawings please."

make sure you order a extra portion of mint sauce, then lull them into a false sense of security.:lmao

[surfnchat]

make sure you order a extra portion of mint sauce, then lull them into a false sense of security.:lmao

No problem!

Just one question... Do you prefer breasts, legs, or thighs? :lf

[SirFox]

No problem!

Just one question... Do you prefer breasts, legs, or thighs? :lf

I am going through an adoration of breasts at the moment.

[Waltert]

I like them all

All areas, all shapes and sizes

[surfnchat]

I've always been a leg man myself. :lf

[tiger50]

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway... Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story.

[Norfolkdave]

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway... Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story.

Great Aussie senso of humour here...LOL:lmao

[Sunfiresix]

Ok here it is, I don't think I am all that good a cyber-just enjoy having fun and getting some pleasure.

Describe your perfect cybersex scenario? (eg. dungeon, public place, secluded beach, etc.) A warm sunny spot near a brook under some trees.

If you’re in chat with 2 other men, how would you persuade the only woman there to cyber with you? tell her how sexy and pretty I find her, ask her about wher likes and dislikes.

How would you persuade her to go to a private room? Just say want to go someplace to be alone, just you and I

While in a threesome (2 males and 1 female), how should you handle it if the other male starts touching you? not sure--I would indicate to the woman to touch me with the other male.

If you prematurely ejaculated, describe the scene you would provide to keep the lady motivated. Haven't yet but would tell her she has me primed and ready for the main course.

How would you handle it if the lady decides use toys on you? (eg. strap-on dildo, buttplugs, etc.) give it a shot if it turns her I I want to go for it.

What should you do if a woman indicates she’s not interested in cybersex? ask her what she wants to do--tell her i am still interested in her.

List 10 different methods to indicate you have ejaculated. Mmmmmmm, !@#$%^cum, all over you honey, cuming now move those sweet hips.

Give three examples of appropriate lines to initiate cybersex . I press my body tight to yours and we kiss deeply, my hand slowly touches your knee and slide up your thigh, I am undressing you with my eyes.

Why would you make a good cybersex partner? I totally enjoy giving the woman what she enjoys, and love to make her orgasm as much as she can.

Why should we choose your applicaton? just because.

[Norfolkdave]

My god another lamb to the slaughter, fools fools:nu :lmao

[Sunfiresix]

Always a fool for the ladies, I am! Wanna see the tracks on my back?--oh well it's fun till it ends anyway.