View Full Version : There's An Epidemic Of Stupidity...
Annie
12-04-2005, 01:32 PM
The holiday season is upon us and it seems to have caused an epidemic of sheer stupidity in the general population… the evidence is obvious in every mall in the U.S. however, the best examples of this can be seen on any street, at any time in downtown Chicago. But let’s face it, stupid people are everywhere! Sometimes during a rough day I wonder if I might run out of fresh material to shout at the nimrods, so I figure we could help each other out and share some of our best insults. These are a few of my favorites. Please add your own to the list, I could run out at any moment…
1. His train of thought is still boarding the station.
2. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
3. You're a disgrace to your family, you'll never be the man your mother was.
4. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
5. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
6. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
7. She's been picked up so many times, she's beginning to grow handles!
8. Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
9. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
10. If you had a brain cell it would die of loneliness.
Sandy
12-04-2005, 02:05 PM
lmao :lmao
Penny
12-05-2005, 12:04 AM
lol :D
Shiane
12-05-2005, 12:12 AM
:nu Shut the hell up asshole, when I want your opinion I'll give it to you!
I know what you're talking about....Saturday I was at Walmart. Was pushing my cart out to the car and noticed that some items had fallen off in front of the cart. I turned around to look behind me and there was a trail of items. All these people all over the place and not one could tell me I was losing my stuff. What jerks...
I think maybe it is catching. I feel it coming on every time I drink a glass of wine.
It's a shame that people get so caught in they're little to-do lists and filling up their days with busy-ness, that they lose sight of what's really important, which is looking out for others and living every moment as if it's they're last. If you look at things that way, you stop worrying about getting through the amber light, being first in line, or being the best.
I try to remember that there's a lot of unhappy people out there who are so low that they can't past the end of their noses,and their misery manifests itself in thoughtlessness and self-absorption. That helps me brush it off.
bonzzz4292
12-05-2005, 11:21 PM
i try to do that but everytime i turn around there is something that has to get fixed or replaced..
at work if there is a prob they call me to fix it. i can do a lot of different things at my job.
Ah, the curse of being capable. Those who are too stupid or too lazy will always be able to track down one who can and will.
Krazi0469
12-05-2005, 11:40 PM
Yea.. i know... i work as a Cashier @ a Grocery store and boy @ the jerks i have to put up with.... and arounf thanksgiving... anf now christmas.... it's a mess..... i just have to learn to put on a fake smile with most of them & deal with it..... most of the customers have to have it thier way...:bs
spare_change
12-06-2005, 01:41 AM
Apparently, you have deprived some village of its idiot.
Polo38
12-06-2005, 01:59 AM
apperantly this gene pool is missing a drain
SirFox
12-06-2005, 05:31 AM
Looking at one's navel is a sport of the 21st century. In doing so one loses all traces of civility and humanity. Those who never had civility and any humanity in them are either ineducated or stupid. Which would you prefer?
I for one would prefer being stupid.
Yea.. i know... i work as a Cashier @ a Grocery store and boy @ the jerks i have to put up with.... and arounf thanksgiving... anf now christmas.... it's a mess..... i just have to learn to put on a fake smile with most of them & deal with it..... most of the customers have to have it thier way...:bs
Ya know what I can't stand is when the Cashier is constantly complaining about his/her hours, his/her pay, grumping about the supervisor & the customers...all in front of me - the customer. I told one girl the other day to just shut up and check me out....she should feel lucky to have the damn job and if it wasn't for me the bitchy customer she would be out of work. Boy did I feel better. She shut up and did her job...
I hope you are not one of those cashiers...like Jugs said...you never know what that customer has going on in their life at the time. I work in customer service at our hospital...no matter what is going on in your life you have to make sure the customer you are serving is pleased with the service you give.
Jugs, I agree with your philosophy. Life is too short to spend it around people you don't like
Thanks Dyed, Does that mean we can spend some more time together?;)
KIRA187
12-06-2005, 09:49 AM
”Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and
happiness than any other."
- Brian Tracy
KIRA187
12-06-2005, 10:09 AM
"Don't find fault. Find a remedy." ~ Henry Ford
KIRA187
12-06-2005, 10:13 AM
"Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves."
- Dale Carnegie
try to do that but everytime i turn around there is something that has to get fixed or replaced..
at work if there is a prob they call me to fix it. i can do a lot of different things at my job.
Krazi0469
12-06-2005, 10:15 AM
Yes i know, i'm not one of those Cashiers... if i was... i'm sure i would have already be out of a job....
Ya know what I can't stand is when the Cashier is constantly complaining about his/her hours, his/her pay, grumping about the supervisor & the customers...all in front of me - the customer. I told one girl the other day to just shut up and check me out....she should feel lucky to have the damn job and if it wasn't for me the bitchy customer she would be out of work. Boy did I feel better. She shut up and did her job...
I hope you are not one of those cashiers...like Jugs said...you never know what that customer has going on in their life at the time. I work in customer service at our hospital...no matter what is going on in your life you have to make sure the customer you are serving is pleased with the service you give.
KIRA187
12-06-2005, 10:19 AM
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead to an understanding of ourselves." - Carl Jung
Polo38
12-06-2005, 10:21 AM
Stupid is as stupid does - Forrest Gump
Jugs, I have been how to get close to you all this time and now you apparently open the door. Let me in so I can spend all the time with you:knuddel:
All very appropriate quotes Kira. It's far healthier to focus on the goodness in others, rather than the shortcomings. If you look closely, you see that cruelty and thoughtlessness on others is just the manifestation of deep wounds and pain. A smile or a gentle hug can go a long way to brightening someone's day.
Here's another quote from one of my favourite artists:
"There's a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in."
-Leonard Cohen
SirFox
12-06-2005, 12:26 PM
Ya know what I can't stand is when the Cashier is constantly complaining about his/her hours, his/her pay, grumping about the supervisor & the customers...all in front of me - the customer. I told one girl the other day to just shut up and check me out....she should feel lucky to have the damn job and if it wasn't for me the bitchy customer she would be out of work. Boy did I feel better. She shut up and did her job...
I hope you are not one of those cashiers...like Jugs said...you never know what that customer has going on in their life at the time. I work in customer service at our hospital...no matter what is going on in your life you have to make sure the customer you are serving is pleased with the service you give.
MARYXAT: You have a job waiting for you here in France...a BIG JOB.. tell the FRENCH that. You believe that in the States it is bad? Actually over there, it is pretty civilized... The French have yet to LEARN KNOW WHAT A CLIENT is! :wa:
We are all in the throes of preparing for the holidays; writing cards, shopping, baking, decorating, planning. Let's try to take extra good care of ourselves and our loved ones during this busy time. As you go about your day, keep in mind how lucky we all are, regardless of our circumstances, that we have each other and a place to come to where we can relax, have fun and forget the stress and worries of our lives.
Take time to enjoy the season, and you'll find yourself enjoying the preparations even more.
Krazi0469
12-08-2005, 11:11 PM
very true
We are all in the throes of preparing for the holidays; writing cards, shopping, baking, decorating, planning. Let's try to take extra good care of ourselves and our loved ones during this busy time. As you go about your day, keep in mind how lucky we all are, regardless of our circumstances, that we have each other and a place to come to where we can relax, have fun and forget the stress and worries of our lives.
Take time to enjoy the season, and you'll find yourself enjoying the preparations even more.
LadyNGeorgia
12-08-2005, 11:59 PM
This time of year is my time of year. I think it makes me more content then any other time of the year. It is nice to come here though and read, laugh and cut up. I think this is a perfect place to escape. Have enjoyed it so far. And Merry Christmas to all of you, hope santa brings you everything you want.. And all the left overs.. lol I get..
We are all in the throes of preparing for the holidays; writing cards, shopping, baking, decorating, planning. Let's try to take extra good care of ourselves and our loved ones during this busy time. As you go about your day, keep in mind how lucky we all are, regardless of our circumstances, that we have each other and a place to come to where we can relax, have fun and forget the stress and worries of our lives.
Take time to enjoy the season, and you'll find yourself enjoying the preparations even more.
skybird
12-09-2005, 03:30 AM
The holiday season is upon us and it seems to have caused an epidemic of sheer stupidity in the general population… the evidence is obvious in every mall in the U.S. however, the best examples of this can be seen on any street, at any time in downtown Chicago. But let’s face it, stupid people are everywhere! Sometimes during a rough day I wonder if I might run out of fresh material to shout at the nimrods, so I figure we could help each other out and share some of our best insults. These are a few of my favorites. Please add your own to the list, I could run out at any moment…
1. His train of thought is still boarding the station.
2. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
3. You're a disgrace to your family, you'll never be the man your mother was.
4. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
5. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
6. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
7. She's been picked up so many times, she's beginning to grow handles!
8. Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
9. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
10. If you had a brain cell it would die of loneliness.
My contribution:
The lights are on but there's nobody there.
Polo38
12-09-2005, 09:40 AM
We are all in the throes of preparing for the holidays; writing cards, shopping, baking, decorating, planning. Let's try to take extra good care of ourselves and our loved ones during this busy time. As you go about your day, keep in mind how lucky we all are, regardless of our circumstances, that we have each other and a place to come to where we can relax, have fun and forget the stress and worries of our lives.
Take time to enjoy the season, and you'll find yourself enjoying the preparations even more.
Jazzy (like the new name) very nice, very warm, very personal. :kk
Polo38
12-09-2005, 09:41 AM
Suddenly i'm seeing a lot of old friends with new names...perhaps i need to come up with a new name...is this what they call "being reborn"?
For me, it's called not giving the newbies the wrong idea!!
For me, it's called not giving the newbies the wrong idea!!
ahhh, we thought everything was true!:D
Polo38
12-09-2005, 06:23 PM
For me, it's called not giving the newbies the wrong idea!!
Jazzy, no one could ever have the wrong idea about you, otherwise i'll beat them up
bonzzz4292
12-09-2005, 07:42 PM
asfar as doing things for the holidays....if i see another card i will tear it into little peices.....had to sign 400 at work today.......(screams) :whee:
SirFox
12-10-2005, 09:19 AM
asfar as doing things for the holidays....if i see another card i will tear it into little peices.....had to sign 400 at work today.......(screams) :whee:
I have always wondered about sending loads of hypocritcial cards at Christmas time. I don't really understand it. I know the history of sending cards at Christmas. Still I never understood why these cards were not sent out at EASTER instead.
BONZZ how many more will you have to sign on Monday?
Cheer up, it's the week end.
:)
Waltert
12-10-2005, 09:31 AM
Boy the card industry would love you, they would love to have you send out just as many cards at Easter, and Valintines Day too!
I have always wondered about sending loads of hypocritcial cards at Christmas time. I don't really understand it. I know the history of sending cards at Christmas. Still I never understood why these cards were not sent out at EASTER instead.
BONZZ how many more will you have to sign on Monday?
Cheer up, it's the week end.
:)
Aww, my hero! You're so chivalrous Xe! *swooning*
Jazzy, no one could ever have the wrong idea about you, otherwise i'll beat them up
SirFox
12-10-2005, 10:07 AM
Boy the card industry would love you, they would love to have you send out just as many cards at Easter, and Valintines Day too!
Never thought of working for Hallmark's actually... I prefer Nature's Plus.... :ch
They're not all hypocritical fox. That's the one thing I look forward to every year is sending out cards. I get a chance to catch up with people and perhaps cheer up someone's day. At the very least, I let them know I care about them and are thinking of them. But I'm like that anyway; I love sending out cards the rest of the year too. Hallmark loves me!
I have always wondered about sending loads of hypocritcial cards at Christmas time. I don't really understand it. I know the history of sending cards at Christmas. Still I never understood why these cards were not sent out at EASTER instead.
BONZZ how many more will you have to sign on Monday?
Cheer up, it's the week end.
:)
I have always wondered about sending loads of hypocritcial cards at Christmas time. I don't really understand it. I know the history of sending cards at Christmas. Still I never understood why these cards were not sent out at EASTER instead.
BONZZ how many more will you have to sign on Monday?
Cheer up, it's the week end.
:)
They are only hypocritical if you are not sincere about your own participation in the custom. I for one love to find the perfect card, expressing how I am feeling and the wishes and blessings I am sending to the recipients. A person should not send them if they do not truely wish to send holiday greetings. I send cards to certain people at Easter also...I am a sap I suppose, I send birthday, anniversary cards etc all year round.
SirFox
12-11-2005, 07:12 PM
They are only hypocritical if you are not sincere about your own participation in the custom. I for one love to find the perfect card, expressing how I am feeling and the wishes and blessings I am sending to the recipients. A person should not send them if they do not truely wish to send holiday greetings. I send cards to certain people at Easter also...I am a sap I suppose, I send birthday, anniversary cards etc all year round.
Sweet Heart....you are a good person. You mean well...and if I may, I commend you.
Are most people ALL that sincere when they send 1 card to 1000 friends? Is that a business proposal or is that real friendship? I like to send cards to people I REALLY care about. For Business, I have to be a hypocrite and send "Hello and Welcome to the Joys of Christmas ....."cards... and they in turn have to do the same with me. So what is that, MC ,eh?
Good thing we don't know each other outside the site MC; we'd keep the post office hopping!! There'd be a permanent groove in the road from your place to mine from the letter carriers!
Sweet Heart....you are a good person. You mean well...and if I may, I commend you.
Awwww he called me sweet heart...I will not continue my comments on the card thing...everyone has their own reasons for sending the damn things. Guess if I had a business I would have to send them to people I didn't know well enough to like. I understand your "hypocritcial card" comment now.
DukesLady66
08-09-2006, 03:13 PM
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered
>it I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer". Not sounding anything like my
>name, I asked, "Who is calling?"
>
>The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company
>or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why
>was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, "Get some pictures
>of the body at various angles and concentrate on the blood smears and
>bloody footprints."
>
>I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered
>a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this
>call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case. He
>protested that he was just a telemarketer and knew nothing about any
>murder.
>
>Ignoring his protestations, I questioned the caller at great length as to
>his name, address, phone number at home, at work, cell phone number, who he
>worked for, Social Security number, driver's license number, had he ever
>been arrested, how he knew the dead guy, how long had he known Mr. Brummer;
>where he had been, and could he prove where he had been, about one hour
>before he made this phone call.
>
>The telemarketer was getting very concerned, confused, and his answers were
>given in a shaky voice, but he continued to answer my questions. He sounded
>like it was not the first time he had answered a police officer's
>questions. I then told him we had located his position and police officers
>were entering the building where he was to take him into custody.
>
>At that point I heard the phone fall to the floor and the scurrying of his
>feet running away.
>
>As I returned to our dinner table, my wife asked me why I had tears
>streaming down my face. So help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen
>minutes. My meal was now cold, but it was the best meal I had eaten in a
>long, long time.
>
kjguy43
08-09-2006, 03:16 PM
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered
>it I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer". Not sounding anything like my
>name, I asked, "Who is calling?"
>
>The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company
>or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why
>was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, "Get some pictures
>of the body at various angles and concentrate on the blood smears and
>bloody footprints."
>
>I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered
>a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this
>call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case. He
>protested that he was just a telemarketer and knew nothing about any
>murder.
>
>Ignoring his protestations, I questioned the caller at great length as to
>his name, address, phone number at home, at work, cell phone number, who he
>worked for, Social Security number, driver's license number, had he ever
>been arrested, how he knew the dead guy, how long had he known Mr. Brummer;
>where he had been, and could he prove where he had been, about one hour
>before he made this phone call.
>
>The telemarketer was getting very concerned, confused, and his answers were
>given in a shaky voice, but he continued to answer my questions. He sounded
>like it was not the first time he had answered a police officer's
>questions. I then told him we had located his position and police officers
>were entering the building where he was to take him into custody.
>
>At that point I heard the phone fall to the floor and the scurrying of his
>feet running away.
>
>As I returned to our dinner table, my wife asked me why I had tears
>streaming down my face. So help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen
>minutes. My meal was now cold, but it was the best meal I had eaten in a
>long, long time.
>
:lmao OMFG, that was great, I need to remember that one...jesus I can barley type, that was great. Thanks for the laugh.
dartgirl
08-09-2006, 05:12 PM
What a wonderful story. I know it's just their job but they call at the most inconvient times.
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