Facts About Sex

[Krazi0469]

I just thought this would be something funny to read... and interesting


+++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physic.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know
----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to
running 75 miles!!!!

If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
for
7 years (who wants that?):lmao

[justask_me_2]

I just thought this would be something funny to read... and interesting


+++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect

So I am above average then. I won't say how much, because fact no. one will make you not believe me, and not telling leaves it to the imagination.


+Both+
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

Amen.



1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.



Does masterbation count here?

[sweetgapeach]

All I can say is WOW!! Never had one that average.

) The average man is 5 inches long when erect

[Barkiss]

All I can say is WOW!! Never had one that average.

) The average man is 5 inches long when erect

:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Ouch, then I guess Im not Mr Average more like Mr " Where", now where is the address of the " Guiness book of records"..LOL:lmao And I havent wrinkles, it must be all that hand action:D

[SDS351]

Very interesting A lot of food for thought.... Where are the measuring 5" form!!!!! there must be a lot of "little" people running around

[Norfolkdave]

Very interesting A lot of food for thought.... Where are the measuring 5" form!!!!! there must be a lot of "little" people running around

Watered and nurched, they last for years,:lmao

[spare_change]

+++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

And of the 6%, 92% use them for lawn bags.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).

WOW! What a lucky bunch we are!!! Every guy on site has at least 7 inches -- they all said so!!!

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

Sure it's necessary. THAT is my excuse why I don't have 7 inches like everyone else.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

Does this mean I have to stop pulling on it?

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

Unless, of course, it reaches to your shoes.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

You mean I haven't been lying to women all these years??

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

Privates .... sharp object. DUH !!!

+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

How many said ugly?

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

Isn't this a capital crime?

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

Why?

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex

Again, we are so lucky here!!! We have ALL the women in the world that like oral sex!!!! Somebody wouldn't be fibbing, would they?

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

Only because he asked her to.

+Both+
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

Whew!!!!

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

And THEY lied.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

One month??? Who are they kidding? One hour!!!

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

So -- 150 calories per half hour -- sex twice a week -- 2 minutes each. That means I burn 150 calories every year!!!! I like this program!!!

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

It's all that time on oxygen!!

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

Let me write this one down!!! "Hi, my name is Spare -- feeling depressed?" I think it will work !!!

4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.
Well, I'm excited. Soft skin has always been my goal !!

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.
The reason is simple -- men who have sex 1-2 times a week aren't married.


Did You Know
----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!
At this rate, i could crawl the 75 miles!!!


Thanks, Krazi!!!

[Sandy]

lmao :lmao

[justask_me_2]

+++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).

WOW! What a lucky bunch we are!!! Every guy on site has at least 7 inches -- they all said so!!!



I never said I was at least 7 inches. I said I would leave it to your imagination. I only said it was above average if avg. is 5 inches. If you want to imagine 7+ go right ahead. I'm not saying if it is or is not.

[Trev]

If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
for
7 years (who wants that?):lmao

going on 15 years whats 7 more

[Norfolkdave]

I woondered why my lawn was looking plush

And of the 6%, 92% use them for lawn bags.

[Penny]

Very interesting :)

[Krazi0469]

i thought so.... lol and also thought it would get a few laughs...



Very interesting :)

[Norfolkdave]

Its brilliant, I know where my 1% went now...LOl

[sweetgapeach]

I wonder How many men measured after this post!!:lmao

[justask_me_2]

I must admit, I measured mine in my youth. I suppose I could be smaller now, or bigger. lol

[Norfolkdave]

I wonder How many men measured after this post!!:lmao

Had trouble finding the magnifying Glass:lmao

[sweetgapeach]

:lmao

[SDS351]

I wipped it right out and took a ruler to it. I got the average beet by at least 1/4" LOL

[Norfolkdave]

:lmao

As honesty pays...Uh Huh found it:lmao

[yaser]

An old man complained about his right hand was getting bigger every 1 or 2 years...And the doctor asked how he measured his hand's size.And the man answered 'when I was youg, my cock was two times bigger.than my hand But now..it is almost half..of it...

[yaser]

I don't understand why we, men are so focused on our pricks, in fact we don't use them often...Ladies use...

[Norfolkdave]

I don't understand why we, men are so focused on our pricks, in fact we don't use them often...Ladies use...

You might not but I do and its a ledgend in its own right.;)

[firefly]

I don't understand why we, men are so focused on our pricks, in fact we don't use them often...Ladies use...

Well....most men I know use them for most of the decision making they do! :D

[spare_change]

Well....most men I know use them for most of the decision making they do! :D

Well, if nothing else, we ARE consistent!!

[yaser]

Mine is shorter but thicker according to my gf..

[Barkiss]

Well....most men I know use them for most of the decision making they do! :D


That's absolutely incorrect! I use it for all my decision making. ;)

[yaser]

Well....most men I know use them for most of the decision making they do! :DDo you think some men can decide to approach you because their pricks trigger them? Sometimes it also moves before I move..

[yaser]

Now I am also wondering why we ladies and gentlemen are focusing on our pricks and not that of the ladies...Have tried to measure the width and depth of yours...? I know there are ladies who used egplants or banana or cucumbers...HAve you tried any?

[Norfolkdave]

Thats right firefly you tell him

[Norfolkdave]

Now I am also wondering why we ladies and gentlemen are focusing on our pricks and not that of the ladies...Have tried to measure the width and depth of yours...? I know there are ladies who used egplants or banana or cucumbers...HAve you tried any?

Good one my friend, and I bet they all come in different sizes too...LOL:lmao

[Sandy]

lmao :lmao

[sweetgapeach]

Now I am also wondering why we ladies and gentlemen are focusing on our pricks and not that of the ladies...Have tried to measure the width and depth of yours...? I know there are ladies who used egplants or banana or cucumbers...HAve you tried any?



Sorry not into veggies!!:lmao

[Krazi0469]

:lmaolmao

[Norfolkdave]

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average of erections per day for a man: 11
Average of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!:lmao
.

[Krazi0469]

lol... good one dave:lmao



Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average of erections per day for a man: 11
Average of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!:lmao
.

[Sandy]

:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

:lmao

Tears flowing are they, u lik:lmao ed it

[Sandy]

lmao yes i did. :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

lmao yes i did. :lmao

Friday Im off out tonight pubbing

[SDS351]

Great facts Dave, Do you have any on women?

[Shiane]

When a man tells you his cock is 12 inches........... tell him he wasn't supposed to measure from his asshole!:D

[Sandy]

:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Great facts Dave, Do you have any on women?

Here we are

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters—surgery is required for correction
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 1/2 inches long and 1 1/2 inches diameter
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet
Largest Breasts: 44-pound breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference
Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts
Most Orgasms (http://abbys-sexual-health.com/orgasms.php): 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43 seconds with 25 consecutive contractions
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long:lmao

[SDS351]

Great Dave, You the man

[Norfolkdave]

Great Dave, You the man

If I can help I will if I cant I,ll let you know, and if they sling me in prison, I,ll give you the key so dont lose it.:lmao

[SDS351]

If I can help I will if I cant I,ll let you know, and if they sling me in prison, I,ll give you the key so dont lose it.:lmao
You got it buddy

[spare_change]

When a man tells you his cock is 12 inches........... tell him he wasn't supposed to measure from his asshole!:D


He can't -- she's at home.

[spare_change]

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average of erections per day for a man: 11
Average of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!:lmao
.

Well done, Dave!!! Great research!!! So, why is it that I have a vision of you whacking with one hand and a radar gun in the other???

[Norfolkdave]

Well done, Dave!!! Great research!!! So, why is it that I have a vision of you whacking with one hand and a radar gun in the other???

Got to do something with my left hand Man, whats that saying about " Idle hands":lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Spares fungus on his feet
it's kinda neat
he grew it for his science class
It's got so big, he,s bound to pass

it's not easy growing mould
You must keep it dark and from the cold
he puts his socks on when they're wet
And feeds them lots of sweat

It's been a month since he last showered
And because of this, hes truly flowered
It's amazing just how fast it grows
You've never seen his fuzzy toes!

It has the most delightful hue
It's sorta green and sorta blue
But there are drawbacks to its fungal riches
You won't believe how much it itches
And the smell is gross, he say
But it's worth it all to get an "A":lmao

[spare_change]

But he's rich now --- it created a whole new antibiotic used to treat old English guys

[Norfolkdave]

But he's rich now --- it created a whole new antibiotic used to treat old English guys

I half expected you to PT LOL:lmaobut then at 58 age hasalso crept in;)

[Sandy]

oh spare that was bad. dav thanks that was good

[Norfolkdave]

oh spare that was bad. dav thanks that was good

Water off a ducks back what spare says LOL:lmao

[yaser]

When a man tells you his cock is 12 inches........... tell him he wasn't supposed to measure from his asshole!:DI liked what you said, Shiane...It may be long or it may be thick..but the .important thing is how to use if effectivley...

[spare_change]

Water off a ducks back what spare says LOL:lmao


LOL -- God, I hope so !!! Never intended to inflict, only to jab.

[Norfolkdave]

LOL -- God, I hope so !!! Never intended to inflict, only to jab.

So your a jabber hmmm, I,ll scroll the net for your verse now Pretty fingers:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Here Spare remember this.

Another birthday over, yet I don't feel old,
And I don't look my age, so I'm told.
No grey hairs yet, no wrinkles, no lines,
A few pounds too heavy, but I don't mind.

My memory is still good, sharp as a pin,
My eyes are okay, no need to complain.
I still have my humor, a little sarcasm and wit,
Though my response is slower, I must admit.

A few aches and pains, here and there,
More sagging than uplift, but I don't care.
My attitude is positive most of the time,
Optimistic even, is my state of mind.

I can stay out till dawn, dance the night away,
Though I pay a high price, the next day.
I can still turn heads, a whistle here and there,
Walk tall and proud without a care.

Growing old is something we all face,
And society tells us to do it with grace.
But something I heard, stuck in my head,
"Fuck society, you're a long time dead".

[tiger50]

Has anyone read any stories on literotica .com where everyone has a least 7 inches....lol, and some over 12 inches, what crap..lol
I have noticed though, my 13 y.o. son is hung like a horse, puts me to shame... mine shrivels, his just hangs.

[tiger50]

for dave, how did u get your pic on the avatar???

[Wet Beaver]

for dave, how did u get your pic on the avatar???

there is only one fact about sex...either you get some or you don't...enough said....and if you don't you guys used your hand....

[Wet Beaver]

for dave, how did u get your pic on the avatar???

send it to penny...and if she approves it...she will put it up for ya....

[Norfolkdave]

Has anyone read any stories on literotica .com where everyone has a least 7 inches....lol, and some over 12 inches, what crap..lol
I have noticed though, my 13 y.o. son is hung like a horse, puts me to shame... mine shrivels, his just hangs.

But the way you use it:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

send it to penny...and if she approves it...she will put it up for ya....

Thankyou:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

for dave, how did u get your pic on the avatar???

Take your picture( you have a digi camera!) send it to penny and she,ll do the deeds for you.;)

[bonzzz4292]

well i am not sure about avarage size but i know that is small...

but it also said that it doesn't matter about size it is the use of
the equipment that you do have.
:D

[tiger50]

this tread started talking about facts, i have a variation called a fac

A fac is a microscopic insect that travels across the bottom of the ocean, with a pickle jar in one hand , and a butterfly net in the other and catches the bubbles off octopus farts and sells them on the black market for spirit levels, and thats a fac...:drink:

[spare_change]

this tread started talking about facts, i have a variation called a fac

A fac is a microscopic insect that travels across the bottom of the ocean, with a pickle jar in one hand , and a butterfly net in the other and catches the bubbles off octopus farts and sells them on the black market for spirit levels, and thats a fac...:drink:

Wow, Tiger -- I thought I was the only one who knew about facs. The octopus farts are a great aphrodisiac - make your dick long, hard, and last forever. All you have to do is open the can, inhale, and stand back!! Last time I tried it, I broke the plate glass window at the local Sears store, knocked down two telephones, and closed the freeway for three hours!

[MCat]

Wow, Tiger -- I thought I was the only one who knew about facs. The octopus farts are a great aphrodisiac - make your dick long, hard, and last forever. All you have to do is open the can, inhale, and stand back!! Last time I tried it, I broke the plate glass window at the local Sears store, knocked down two telephones, and closed the freeway for three hours!

Wow, that was you.....

[tiger50]

Wow, Tiger -- I thought I was the only one who knew about facs. The octopus farts are a great aphrodisiac - make your dick long, hard, and last forever. All you have to do is open the can, inhale, and stand back!! Last time I tried it, I broke the plate glass window at the local Sears store, knocked down two telephones, and closed the freeway for three hours!

What???? u left most of the state undamaged??? :lmao :lmao :drink:

[Norfolkdave]

Wow, Tiger -- I thought I was the only one who knew about facs. The octopus farts are a great aphrodisiac - make your dick long, hard, and last forever. All you have to do is open the can, inhale, and stand back!! Last time I tried it, I broke the plate glass window at the local Sears store, knocked down two telephones, and closed the freeway for three hours!

And your wind blew in our direction too:lmao

[tiger50]

godddd was that wat the smell was???? :lmao

[littleknightvision86]

I wonder How many men measured after this post!!:lmao

I have to agree with you! I had my man measure himself after I read this.:55