Quotable Quotes

[Sandy]

welcome back its nice to see you again. :wa:












“If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms.”

henry miller

[Wet Beaver]

xenote back?? wow.....welcome back...you have been miss...

[KIRA187]

Thats deep, Whats wrong :(

Was this directed to me?

[Polo38]

xenote back?? wow.....welcome back...you have been miss...

Hi WB...thank you and how is my favorite chef...if i know you we're probably cooking up something very tasty....and low-cal

[Polo38]

:55 i would love to have this printed and framed in my house

they say if you say a statement three times it belongs to you

[MCat]

“If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms.”

henry miller

Hey there....welcome back nice to see you. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_209.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS)

[Polo38]

Hey there....welcome back nice to see you. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_209.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS)

thank you so much M..i hope you and hank are doing well. you guys are a great couple. you certainly put me to shame.

[Wet Beaver]

Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too. ~Will Rogers

[Sunfiresix]

Damn W. B. I just now realized you changed your Avatar--I think you look good, I think....

[Penny]

WB Xenote :kk

[Polo38]

If in the midst of your enjoyment of the world you have a moment, try to help in however small a way those who are downtrodden and those who, for whatever reasons, cannot or do not help themselves. Try not to turn away from those whose appearance is disturbing, from the ragged and unwell. Try never to think of them as inferior to yourself. If you can, try not even to think of yourself as better than the humblest beggar. You will look the same in your grave.

Dalai Lama

[Polo38]

Time passes unhindered. When we make mistakes, we cannot turn the clock back and try again. All we can do is use the present well.

Dalai Lama

[Polo38]

for saturday....

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

George Bernard Shaw

[spare_change]

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American.

There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."




Can I have a big AMEN?

[sweetgapeach]

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American.


There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."




Can I have a big AMEN?







I have to say AMEN !!! Wow!

[Zifnab]

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad
Salvador Dali

[Zifnab]

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

[MCat]

If we were meant to pop out of bed,
We would all live in toasters.

[Annie]

Gloria Steinem
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.

[Annie]

Thomas Jefferson
(1743 - 1826) Third U.S. President
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it a second and third time, till at length it becomes habitual; he tells lies without attending to it, and truth without the world's believing him. This falsehood of the tongue leads to that of the heart, and in time depraves all its good dispositions. Letter to Peter Carr (August 19, 1785)

[sweetgapeach]

Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

[Zifnab]

O, how this spring of love resembleth
The uncertain glory of an April day;
Which now shows all the beauty of the sun,
And by and by a cloud takes all away.

The Immortal Bard

[Zifnab]

"Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind."

--From A Midsummer Night's Dream

[Zifnab]

"Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Every wise man's son doth know."

--From Twelfth Night

[Wet Beaver]

It is not strange... to mistake change for progress.


Millard Fillmore

[sweetgapeach]

Ulysses S. Grant

I have never advocated war except as a means of peace.

[Zifnab]

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em."

--From Twelfth Night

[Polo38]

It is not strange... to mistake change for progress.


Millard Fillmore


coming from a man who's really only claim to fame was that he installed working plumbing in the white house...:lf

[Polo38]

“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”

Jack Kerouac

[Zifnab]

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. --
Isaac Asimov

[Zifnab]

There are few things that we so willingly give up, even in advanceed age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex.
Samuel Johnson

[KIRA187]

"When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt."
-Henry J. Kaiser

[Zifnab]

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words.
Corey Ford

[Zifnab]

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
H. L. Mencken

[spare_change]

"It's not money that brings happiness: it's lots of money."

--- Russian Proverb

[spare_change]

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

---- Dorothy Parker

[spare_change]

Deleted

[Zifnab]

A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.

George Bernard Shaw

[spare_change]

"In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we will be voting for plants." ---- Lewis Black

[Zifnab]

"In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we will be voting for plants." ---- Lewis BlackA truly wise man!!!1

[Zifnab]

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.

Pam Brown

[Polo38]

If you don't know where you are going, any road
will get you there.
Lewis Carroll

[Wet Beaver]

What is right and what is practicable are two different things.

James Buchanan

[Wet Beaver]

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the best one yet for ya spare..........:na

[Zifnab]

All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
J.R.R. Tolkein

[spare_change]

the best one yet for ya spare..........:na


I been practicing!

[KIRA187]

Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you.
- H. Jackson Brown

[Zifnab]

It's not till sex has out between a man and a woman that they can really love. And now I mean affection. Now I mean to be fond of (as one is fond of oneself) --to hope, to be disappointed, to live inside the other heart. When I look back on the pain of sex, the love like a wild fox so ready to bite, the antagonism that sits like a twin beside love, and contrast it with affection, so deeply unrepeatable, of two people who have lived a life together (and of whom one must die) it's the affection I find richer. It's that I would have again. Not all those doubtful rainbow colors.

Enid Bagnold
British Novelist, Playwright

[sweetgapeach]

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns (1896 - 1996)

[Wet Beaver]

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama.
W. C. Fields

[Wet Beaver]

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

[Wet Beaver]

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
W. C. Fields


I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields

[Polo38]

" How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends."

Henry David Thoreau

[Zifnab]

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
Charlie Brown




I've developed a new philosophy . . . I only dread one day at a time.
Charlie Brown

[KIRA187]

"It takes but one positive thought, when given a chance to survive and thrive, to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts." - Robert Schuller

[Polo38]

Who could refrain that had a heart to love and in
that heart courage to make love known?

William Shakespeare

[spare_change]

The only thing better than making a woman cum is making her laugh.


-- Ann Rice

[Jy]

Wow! I really like that one! Thanks for sharing, honey!The only thing better than making a woman cum is making her laugh.


-- Ann Rice

[Jy]

"People do terrible things just by lifting a finger. We all do it, every one of us. If we didn't understand that, and didn't forgive it, we'd be savages."

-Janette Turner Hospital
"Tiger in the tiger pit"

[Zifnab]

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.


James Balfour

[Polo38]

“If there is to be any peace, it will come through being, not having”

henry miller

[Polo38]

since i will be off tomorrow.....

Your enemy is your best friend

Dalai Lama

[Zifnab]

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, “Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?” Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we're liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."


Marianne Williamson

[spare_change]

I don't use cocaine -- I just like the smell of it.


---- Rodney Dangerfield

[Zifnab]

You think you're kidding. Listen, an IQ can be a mixed blessing sometimes. Some people want it and can't get it. I got it and had to get rid of it. Life's funny that way, you know?

Barney Fife

[KIRA187]

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'" - Mary Ann Radmacher

[pinkpussyliz]

If things don't change, they'll stay as they are.

Oscar Wild

[pinkpussyliz]

I never had sex with that woman.

Wild Bill Clinton

[pinkpussyliz]

Christmas is an outdated pagan ritual perpetuated by greedy shopkeepers.

My Dad

[pinkpussyliz]

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on - Joan Rivers

[pinkpussyliz]

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp - Joan Rivers

[pinkpussyliz]

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor - Joan Rivers

[tiger50]

If things don't change, they'll stay as they are.

Oscar Wild

:lmao :lmao :lmao fark.... that did amuse me.....

[CJSinIL]

"It is not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails whil daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

Teddy Roosevelt, 1910

[Zifnab]

The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbor to be governed, but he himself doesn't want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen.

George Bernard Shaw

[spare_change]

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~

[Dre]

The blind man fears not the ghost.

[Dre]

The person with burnt fingers asks for tongs.

[Dre]

An egg has no business dancing with stones.

[Dre]

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

[Dre]

Eagles don't catch flies.

[Dre]

Forests often hide behind trees

[Dre]

Trust your friend, but tie your camel.

[Dre]

Patience is the companion of wisdom.

[Dre]

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.

[Dre]

Focus on the snake and you miss the scorpion.

[Dre]

The crab that walks too far, falls into the pot.

[Dre]

The salt of patience seasons everything.

[Dre]

The stargazer's toe is often stubbed.

[Dre]

Teeth placed before the tongue give good advice.

[pinkpussyliz]

A small mind and a big mouth are usually found in the same place.

Anon

[pinkpussyliz]

We are all angels with only one wing and we can only fly by embracing one another.

Marvin Gaye

[pinkpussyliz]

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive but then i realized that suicides a crime.

Woody Allen

[pinkpussyliz]

Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.

Norma Jean

[pinkpussyliz]

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.

N.E. Woman

[pinkpussyliz]

You may be popluar but are you famous?

Groucho Marks

[pinkpussyliz]

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when your in deep water.

Richard Nixon

[pinkpussyliz]

There are only 3 types of peoples in this world. Peoples who can count and people who cant.

W

[pinkpussyliz]

Sometimes the heart sees what the eyes can't.

Anon

[pinkpussyliz]

Whats better, a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

N.E. Bloke

[pinkpussyliz]

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

[tiger50]

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

If you want me to fall for you, you better give me something worth tripping over.

umm well u've seen me sausage... NOW FALL... lol.... :whee: :lmao

[Annie]

“The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.”
Albert Einstein

[Zifnab]

"Baseball is a lot like life. It's a day-to-day existence, full of ups and downs. You make the most of your opportunities in baseball as you do in life."

Ernie Harwell

[Zifnab]

"God blessed me by putting me here for thirty-one years at Michigan and Trumbull. I had (after being "released") the greatest job in the world—a job I loved to do. But most of all, I appreciate you fans. I appreciate your loyalty, your support and your love that you've shown me, especially the love." (September 30, 1991)

Ernie Harwell

[Zifnab]

"I love the game because it's so simple, yet it can be so complex. There's a lot of layers to it, but they aren't hard to peel back."

Ernie Harwell

[Annie]

"For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; the flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land."

[Polo38]

We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.

H. G. Wells

[Polo38]

A man's errors are his portals of discovery.

James Joyce

[Annie]

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! That was fun!"

[Jy]

A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.

[Annie]

A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.

Hey sis, I'll help you get Earl in the trunk if you come out and have some fun with me!

[Jy]

It's a deal! What are we waiting for?!Hey sis, I'll help you get Earl in the trunk if you come out and have some fun with me!

[spare_change]

Men only have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

[tess]

Men only have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
this is so true!!!

[Wet Beaver]

Men only have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

spare would you like a baked bean sandwich??

[spare_change]

spare would you like a baked bean sandwich??

Hun -- last thing you want to give me is a baked bean anything!!!

[Zifnab]

Hey sis, I'll help you get Earl in the trunk if you come out and have some fun with me!I saw that movie!!! Jennifer Tilly was hot in that one!!! And I mean HOT!!!!

[Annie]

I saw that movie!!! Jennifer Tilly was hot in that one!!! And I mean HOT!!!!

Awe Zif, read the song I posted yesterday!

http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244&page=124&pp=25

post #3094

[KIRA187]

"Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts." - Steve Prefontaine. "

[Jy]

Hi Kira! Good to see you, honey!:kk "Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts." - Steve Prefontaine. "

[Annie]

There is hunger for ordinary bread, and there is hunger for love, for kindness, for thoughtfulness; and this is the great poverty that makes people suffer so much.

– Mother Teresa of Calcutta

[Polo38]

And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

[Frank_2525]

"Opinions are like Arm pits, most people have at least two, and generally one stinks.”

[Annie]

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner

[Polo38]

When a man has cast his longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.

thomas Jefferson...

his words still ring true today...especially today

[Wet Beaver]

If he/she says that you are too good for him/her –
believe them.

[Wet Beaver]

Living well really is the best revenge.
Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just
might mean that the other person was right about you.

[Wet Beaver]

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

[Jy]

Very true WB! Although some of the characters on here came across as extremely abnormal right from the start!!:D Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

[Barkiss]

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

?TuObA gNiKlAt UoY eRa DlRoW eHt Ni OhW

[Annie]

Very true WB! Although some of the characters on here came across as extremely abnormal right from the start!!:D

Damn it Jazzy! Are you talking about me again? I told you they took my jacket off a while ago yet you just keep on talkin!

[Wet Beaver]

Very true WB! Although some of the characters on here came across as extremely abnormal right from the start!!:D

my question is...who gets to defines normal??.......

[Jy]

...my point exactly...:D


?TuObA gNiKlAt UoY eRa DlRoW eHt Ni OhW

Damn it Jazzy! Are you talking about me again? I told you they took my jacket off a while ago yet you just keep on talkin!

[Jy]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I don't think anyone is going to trust me with that task.

my question is...who gets to defines normal??.......

[Jy]

...and on that note...



"Those who hear not the music think the dancer mad"

-Unknown

[Annie]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I don't think anyone is going to trust me with that task.

!yzzaJ, uoy tsurt I

[Jy]

Oh well!! In that case...!!!!yzzaJ, uoy tsurt I

[Zifnab]

Very true WB! Although some of the characters on here came across as extremely abnormal right from the start!!:DI RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!!

I mean RESENT!!!!

[Zifnab]

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting
different results.
Albert Einstein

“Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed"

Oliver Wendell Holmes

"perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one."
George Orwell



"The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms."
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."
Bruce Feirstein

"For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotice. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity."
Jean Dubuffet

[Jy]

"I've always hated the idea of being 'with it'. A true artist is always out of step with his time; he has to be."

-Orson Wells

[Zifnab]

Why love if losing hurts so much? We love to know that we are not alone.

C. S. Lewis

[Zifnab]

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."
Henry David Thoreau

[upstr84u]

No matter how good looking they are -- someone - somewhere in this world - is feed up with their shit --- quote of one of my best friends

[Frank_2525]

"One disreputable man is a disgrace.

Two are a law firm and

Three or more become a congress."

John Adams

[spare_change]

In church today .....

"If being a christian was made illegal tomorrow, would there be enough evidence to convict you?"

[GeekMaster]

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

- Ronald Regan

[GeekMaster]

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.

If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may be dead.

[Jy]

Wow! Thought-provoking question, Spare! Thanks for posting it!In church today .....

"If being a christian was made illegal tomorrow, would there be enough evidence to convict you?"

[Frank_2525]

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)

[Annie]

The capacity to give one’s attention to a sufferer is a very rare and difficult thing. It is almost a miracle. It is a miracle.
– Simone Weil

[Wet Beaver]

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen

“I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing.” - Peter Ustinov

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” - Joan Crawford

“Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.” - Jeff Rovin

“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.” - Judith Viorst

“Love is the only disease that makes you feel better.” - Sam Shepard

“Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other.” - W. Somerset Maugham

“Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness.” - Anonymous

“The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.” - Bruce Lansky

“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” - Richard Lewis

[Polo38]

"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.”
Anais Nin

[Polo38]

The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

Allan K. Chalmers

[Annie]

“It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.”

"Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live”

Charles Bukowski

[Annie]

Dive deep, O mind, dive deep In the ocean of God’s beauty;
If you descend to the uttermost depths,
There you will find the gem of love.
– Bengali hymn

[Frank_2525]

Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me? Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Altered Egos, 1993 :sc

[Annie]

I found this one in my e-mail today and it sure reminded me of this place...

It is in the shelter of each other that the people live.
Irish proverb

[jmc3367]

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen
too true wet

[jmc3367]

" when you get married you could just eat your partner up, years later you wish you had" My dentist told me that. not sure who said it originally:lmao

[Annie]

"If you don't think about getting a divorce at least once a month, you aren't really married."

My good friend Sue

[jmc3367]

"Bee's and dogs can smell fear" cute kid from Jerry Mcquire

[G...G]

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen

[Norfolkdave]

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen

And with me next to you Practice makes perfect:knuddel:

[G...G]

You gonna help me?:lmao



And with me next to you Practice makes perfect:knuddel:

[Norfolkdave]

You gonna help me?:lmao

Given half the change bloody hell girl would I:lmao :knuddel:

[G...G]

Thanks for the offer Dave but I have become very good at it all by myself...:D



Given half the change bloody hell girl would I:lmao :knuddel:

[Norfolkdave]

Thanks for the offer Dave but I have become very good at it all by myself...:D

Damm and bloody sexy with it too I suppose, jesus, Oh well:lmao I can but dream of you in estascy:wa:

[G...G]

Did you say estascy? :whee:



Damm and bloody sexy with it too I suppose, jesus, Oh well:lmao I can but dream of you in estascy:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Did you say estascy? :whee:

yeah sorry spelt it wrong eyes sore :wa:

[G...G]

Oh I wasn't talking about your spelling.. just like that word!!! Spell however you like!!;)



yeah sorry spelt it wrong eyes sore :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Oh I wasn't talking about your spelling.. just like that word!!! Spell however you like!!;)


mmmm " estascy":wa:

[RedHotPisces]

:wa: hiya dave....havent got to see ya around much lately...hope all is well with you....thought i would give ya a kiss on the cheek as we pass in the door way :kk



mmmm " estascy":wa:

[Norfolkdave]

:wa: hiya dave....havent got to see ya around much lately...hope all is well with you....thought i would give ya a kiss on the cheek as we pass in the door way :kk

mmm hello georgus, I have been here, but we miss like ships in the night

a little verse for you...:knuddel: The night has come it's now our time,
I close my eyes and breathe your name
Silently...no one can hear
Only you, and you appear
Slowly through the mist I see
Your arms outstretched you come to me.
So close now I can touch your face
And feel the strength of your embrace.
Your breath is warm against my ear
I feel so safe now you are here.
We search for lips...a lingering kiss,
Our stolen moment not to miss.
All too soon you start to fade,
Our time's cut short you have to leave.
I start to wake, the night is done
I grasp the air but you are gone.:knuddel:

[G...G]

"No one on their death bed ever wished they'd spent more time at the office."

[G...G]

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

[Cotties]

look at you flexing your brain muscle...news plus insightful thought....your going to be getting love poems from me sooner than you realize:lf Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

[G...G]

Looking forward to them ;)



look at you flexing your brain muscle...news plus insightful thought....your going to be getting love poems from me sooner than you realize:lf

[yaser]

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.Seems not true to me..You wont die..you may even be stronger..

[G...G]

Don't ever play with a porcupine, ‘cause from what I have experienced, they do strike!

[G...G]

Never leave the one you love, for the one you like, 'cause the one you like, will leave you for the one they love.

[musicmer]

DAMN GURL... that is one of the most truest things i have heardNever leave the one you love, for the one you like, 'cause the one you like, will leave you for the one they love.

[G...G]

The best proof of love is trust.
Joyce Brothers

[G...G]

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey

[Wet Beaver]

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money........


Alexis De Tocqueville

[spare_change]

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money........


Alexis De Tocqueville


I think that was in 1933, wasn't it?

[Annie]

Each day comes bearing its gifts. Untie the ribbons.
-Ann Ruth Schabader

[togarue]

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain

[togarue]

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright

[togarue]

Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Woody Allen

[Cotties]

Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'.
Jeffrey Bernard

[DukesLady66]

my favorite has always been:


If you think you're too small to make a difference, then you've never been in bed with a mosquito

[Cotties]

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr

[Cotties]

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis

[DukesLady66]

SEX is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!:sex

[DukesLady66]

Men are all idiots and I married their king:D

[yaser]

Men are all idiots and I married their king:DYou also behave in an idiot way when you begin to lose control while aprroaching the orgasm... we are wlaways to close to it.

[DukesLady66]

You also behave in an idiot way when you begin to lose control while aprroaching the orgasm... we are wlaways to close to it.

Depends if the man is good enough to get a woman that far to lose self control. A man loses self control sooner than a woman most times regarding sex

[Cotties]

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
Seymour Hicks

[DukesLady66]

well who lit the fuse on your tampon?

[yaser]

Depends if the man is good enough to get a woman that far to lose self control. A man loses self control sooner than a woman most times regarding sexI have a patience to get you for orgasms...

[DukesLady66]

walking the walk isn't always the same as talking the talk

[yaser]

walking the walk isn't always the same as talking the talkCannot be sure without experimenting

[DukesLady66]

not all experiments succeed

[yaser]

Everything has a beginning

[yaser]

Don't overganarelize

[Cotties]

What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
Geoffrey Chuacer

[pixiegirl]

...a bad woman?



What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
Geoffrey Chuacer

[Cotties]

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- That's because she changes it more often.
Oliver Hereford

[DukesLady66]

Don't overganarelize

ya mean over-generalize?? lol *teasing ya*

[Cotties]

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
...a bad woman?

[yaser]

ya mean over-generalize?? lol *teasing ya*Getting result from one or more cases in fact you must have many experiments..

[pixiegirl]

;)
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

[Cotties]

My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name.
Patrick Murray

[pixiegirl]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

[pixiegirl]

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

[Cotties]

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny

[Cotties]

:D Not bad at allThere are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

[Cotties]

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain

[pixiegirl]

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Woody Allen

[pixiegirl]

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

[pixiegirl]

What can I say, your avatar has inspired me!



:D Not bad at all

[yaser]

What can I say, your avatar has inspired me!In what what way?

[yaser]

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Woody AllenTrue never with himself...Ther is always someone I saw or imagined..

[pixiegirl]

in a very basic way



In what what way?

[yaser]

in a very basic wayIn a basic way?How?

[Cotties]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

[Cotties]

If you're not a hypocrite then who are you?
quote:cotties in a mood

[Norfolkdave]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

Heh heh heh thankyou Cotties:D

[Cotties]

"To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, but to be loved by the one you love is everything."
Unknown

[Cotties]

"One is very crazy when in love."
Sigmund Freud

[Cotties]

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates

[Cotties]

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce

[Cotties]

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante [I]

[pixiegirl]

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Oscar Wilde

[pixiegirl]

"Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths."


Lois Wyse

[Norfolkdave]

"Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths."


Lois Wyse

Delusions of grandeur eh....heh heh heh :lmao

[pixiegirl]

Lol cheeky bugger!!!



Delusions of grandeur eh....heh heh heh :lmao

[Annie]

"For those who believe in God, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not believe in God, no explanation is possible."

~ The Song of Bernadette

[robandready]

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"

-unknown

[robandready]

"There are three kinds of lies:
Lies,
Damn Lies,
...and statistics!"

-Mark Twain

[G...G]

Difficult situations often bring out qualities in us that otherwise might not have risen to the surface, such as courage, faith, and our need for one another. All of our experiences can help us to grow.

[G...G]

I walk down the street.
There is a hole.
I don't see it.
I fall in.
It isn't my fault.
It takes a very long time to get out.

I walk down the same street.
There is still a deep hole.
I pretend not to see it.
I fall in.
I pretend it's still not my fault.
It takes a long time to get out.

I walk down the same street.
There is still the same deep hole.
I see it.
I fall in anyway.
It's a habit.
I get out quicker this time.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole.
I see it.
I walk around it.
I don't fall in.

I walk down a different street.

[Annie]

"It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are."
– E. E. Cummings

[upstr84u]

" :na " by upstr84u:lmao

[Sandy]

Annie he got lose again. :lmao













" :na " by upstr84u:lmao

[upstr84u]

"no need to get annie involved" upstr84u

[Annie]

"no need to get annie involved" upstr84u

Damn it Up! Get over here and take your meds like a big boy! C'mon over here and I'll get them out of my "Mary Poppin's Bag"....

... I have some sugar, honey!

[upstr84u]

Annie ---- you dont have to hold my nose -- and stop rubbing my throat ------- ill take my meds and behave --- but i am getting in the trunk for the trip down south - it will be a suprise for her

[Annie]

Annie ---- you dont have to hold my nose -- and stop rubbing my throat ------- ill take my meds and behave --- but i am getting in the trunk for the trip down south - it will be a suprise for her

Well if you quit hiding it under your tongue I won't have to hold your nose... you know I saw you spit it out last time! Now shut up, swallow it and get in the trunk!...


... here Sandy... you take the trunk key... he still thinks he's gettin out when we get to Georgia!