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spare_change
04-24-2008, 03:06 PM
Sometimes, it's nice to have your concepts validated .....

Sometimes, it's not.

As most know, I work with investors and individuals doing financial management. Last night, I had an appointment with a new client.

Dutifully, I dress respectfully and businesslike, with a shirt, tie, slacks, and a leather jacket. I arrive promptly at 3 minutes to six, enough time to walk from the parking lot to his apartment.

The new client is 52, and divorced for several years. As I get to his apartment, he has left the door open, and I knock, and he yells for me to come in. It's a small one-bedroom apartment with a single front area -kitchen and living room-- what they call a "great room", but it ain't.

I sit at the dining table, and the client sits next to me. I open my briefing folder, a brochure, lay them out, and begin my presentation. Immediately, I am aware of two things:

1) His pants are unzipped
2) He isn't wearing underwear

As I should, I try to ignore it and move on ... but like a flashing red light, it now dominates the room. I put on my best effort, focus on the presentation, and move on. I am aware of him constantly shifting in his chair, making his condition more and more obvious to me. All the time, I am trying to avoid looking at the flashing red light, looking everywhere but at m client. It was the proverbial "elephant in the room" ... except it wasn't an elephant ... it was more like a hump-backed whale.

Finally, after about 10 minutes, he suddenly interrupts my presentation by throwing up his arms, saying loudly "Oh God, look at me. I'm sorry!", and making a big show of zipping up. I laugh uncomfortably, and return to the presentation.

So ... I still got it ... I think. I still bring them in ... unfortunately, now instead of luscious young ladies, it's 52 year old men!

The real question .... do I still want it???

Penny
04-24-2008, 03:09 PM
lol was he visiting this site before you knocked on the door?

RedVixen
04-24-2008, 03:31 PM
So ... I still got it ... I think. I still bring them in ... unfortunately, now instead of luscious young ladies, it's 52 year old men!

The real question .... do I still want it???

Unfortunately only you can answer that question...

Barkiss
04-24-2008, 03:37 PM
You should have asked if you could make yourself at home, and then unzipped yourself. ;)

spare_change
04-24-2008, 03:43 PM
You should have asked if you could make yourself at home, and then unzipped yourself. ;)

I said it was only a one bedroom apartment .... there wasn't enough room!

cyclops
04-24-2008, 03:47 PM
You should have advised him that the zip on his flies, like his investments can go up as well as down? :D

Barkiss
04-24-2008, 03:48 PM
I said it was only a one bedroom apartment .... there wasn't enough room!

I was referring to your pants, not your hat. ;)

spare_change
04-24-2008, 03:49 PM
You should have advised him that the zip on his flies, like his investments can go up as well as down? :D

LOL -- I shoulda thought of that!

Krystal
04-24-2008, 03:56 PM
This was the funniest story I've heard all week! :lmao

PowWhackIt
04-24-2008, 04:31 PM
Hey, you don't know if there are any fish in the stream unless you set out a troll line.:lmao He must have been using the wrong "bait":lmao as he came up empty handed.:lmao

LuckyJest
04-24-2008, 05:09 PM
I can only say...sorry dude. (cringe)

PunkyBob
04-24-2008, 05:15 PM
the client sits next to me. I open my briefing folder, lay them out, and begin my presentation.

The real question .... do I still want it???


Didn't you just answer that yourself??? :whee:

OnceAKing
04-24-2008, 05:41 PM
Hey, you don't know if there are any fish in the stream unless you set out a troll line.:lmao He must have been using the wrong "bait":lmao as he came up empty handed.:lmao


:yks I wouldn't touch that with a 10' pole :bs

Shawn
04-24-2008, 06:04 PM
Great story spare... and if that is "IT" I would like to go ahead and turn mine in now