The UNTOPIC thread........

[fly]

Yeah YOU GOT IT.
A thread that is in it's essence IMPOSSIBLE to hijack as there
IS NO TOPIC!!!!!!

Now go---post your inane drivel---post ANYTHING you want........
NO ONE WILL CARE!!!!
:ok

[Lacey]

People say money doesn't grow on tree's.....but it does....it's paper.

[Rays]

I like Peanut Butter

[fourisit]

I am hot and hungry

[scoobertina]

hmmm... I had something good but I lost my train of thought... damn why does that happen to me all the time...

[fly]

hmmm... I had something good but I lost my train of thought... damn why does that happen to me all the time...

Blonde?

[Shawn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

[Lacey]

Blonde?






Hey!

Hey Gurl!!


I like the fro you gotz a going!

[cherokeered]

well, the guy is here to look at the basement.....to clean it

The good news is the hotwater heater started....sigh

[fly]

Hey!

Hey Gurl!!


I like the fro you gotz a going!

Glad You'se down wit it...........want me to fix you'n up in some groovey hair?:ok

[fly]

I like Peanut Butter


THANKS Professor...........now I'm craving Peanut Butter.........mmmmm......chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream......
Peanut Butter on Grahm crackers......
Peanut Butter on a SPOON!!!!!!:dl

[Lacey]

Glad You'se down wit it...........want me to fix you'n up in some groovey hair?:ok





I'z do's.........that hair is sick, gurrrrl....I need somin' do's with these cornrow's

[cherokeered]

getting Wendy's for dinner.....Baconator here I cum...lol

[fly]

I'z do's.........that hair is sick, gurrrrl....I need somin' do's with these cornrow's


LMAO..............Well jive on up. I'll fix ya up reel fine.

[fly]

getting Wendy's for dinner.....Baconator here I cum...lol

Ohhhhhhhh........................forget Peanut BUTTER!!!!!

I want a CHEESEBURGER now!!!!

mmmmm.............:dl

[Lacey]

LMAO..............Well jive on up. I'll fix ya up reel fine.




I'z be coming up that trailz in a minute, baby gurl!

[Me]

Did someone say peanutbutter??? :lf

[Shawn]

LMAO..............Well jive on up. I'll fix ya up reel fine.


Macy Gray... where you been gurl... have not heard anything new from you in a long time!!

[Barkiss]

Damn...I can only offer a "hot" "dog"...

[fly]

Macy Gray... where you been gurl... have not heard anything new from you in a long time!!

*Z snap* back at ya...................I been hangin' in my pad
(ie my CAGE!!!!):ok

[RedVixen]

Yeah YOU GOT IT.
A thread that is in it's essence IMPOSSIBLE to hijack as there
IS NO TOPIC!!!!!!

Now go---post your inane drivel---post ANYTHING you want........
NO ONE WILL CARE!!!!
:ok


Finally...a place where I can say crap and no one will care....thanks Fly...you read my mind :sng

[spare_change]

We sure seem to have a plethora of stupid threads lately. Wonder why that is .....

[fly]

Finally...a place where I can say crap and no one will care....thanks Fly...you read my mind :sng

LOL.............yeah you can say ANYTHING you want in HERE!!!!
It's the NO RULEZ thread!!!!

[fourisit]

Old men and women have alot of gas why is that

[cherokeered]

Damn...I can only offer a "hot" "dog"...


a footlong???.....:yks:ok

[Me]

We sure seem to have a plethora of stupid threads lately. Wonder why that is .....

grrrrrrrrrrrrr :nu

[fly]

We sure seem to have a plethora of stupid threads lately. Wonder why that is .....


You know what?
SOME of us ENJOY STUPID threads.
I don't whine about all the news and political threads...........so to EACH THEIR OWN. If you don't LIKE it stay OUT of it!!

[Barkiss]

We sure seem to have a plethora of stupid threads lately. Wonder why that is .....

Quite possibly because they feel condemned elsewhere...

Let's let this stand as is...

[Me]

You know what?
SOME of us ENJOY STUPID threads.
I don't whine about all the news and political threads...........so to EACH THEIR OWN. If you don't LIKE it stay OUT of it!!

*boobie five to fly*

yea...what she said

[Barkiss]

a footlong???.....:yks:ok

more like a beenie weenie...but it works

[RedVixen]

LOL.............yeah you can say ANYTHING you want in HERE!!!!
It's the NO RULEZ thread!!!!



Perfect....I thought maybe I'd have to say the *right* thing in here too :D

[Rays]

THANKS Professor...........now I'm craving Peanut Butter.........mmmmm......chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream......
Peanut Butter on Grahm crackers......
Peanut Butter on a SPOON!!!!!!:dl


Peanut butter on my big fat juicy....... Bottle of Dr. Pepper

[Me]

Someday when I grow up and get old I want to know everything and have the best opinions on everything and come here an tell you all how everything should be done.

Just make sure to eat lots of fiber... you don't wanna get constipated, that makes u grumpy :(

[flake68]

Old men and women have alot of gas why is that

From dealing with s*** all of their lives.......:sc

[fly]

Perfect....I thought maybe I'd have to say the *right* thing in here too

k..........the ONLY rule:

there IS NO RIGHT THING!!!:D

[Shawn]

So... I just found out fart bubbles have NOTHING to do with bubble gum.. just a little insider information to pass along to you all

[Rays]

We sure seem to have a plethora of stupid threads lately. Wonder why that is .....

Then it's a good thing this one came along to save us.

[RedVixen]

We sure seem to have a plethora of stupid threads lately. Wonder why that is .....

Hmmmm, and I thought that Fly was on Spare's ignore list.....how'd he see this thread? :yks

[Me]

So... I just found out fart bubbles have NOTHING to do with bubble gum.. just a little insider information to pass along to you all

do you mean cowboy bubble baths???

[fourisit]

Where does belly lint come from?

[RedVixen]

k..........the ONLY rule:

there IS NO RIGHT THING!!!:D


I like that even better :55

So... I just found out fart bubbles have NOTHING to do with bubble gum.. just a little insider information to pass along to you all

Ewwwwww

[Rays]

Where does belly lint come from?

Your Belly Button?

[RedVixen]

Where does belly lint come from?

Your belly button? :sc

[fourisit]

I knew I could count on you Jimmy thanks and you to vixen

[RedVixen]

Your Belly Button?


jinx...you owe me a beer

[Me]

Where does belly lint come from?

he he he must be from your bellybutton!!! :lmao

[RedVixen]

I knew I could count on you Jimmy thanks and you to vixen

Glad I could be of assistance :crs

[Shawn]

We sure seem to have a plethora of stupid threads lately. Wonder why that is .....


Mom said the short bus was ok to get on

[Rays]

jinx...you owe me a beer

Any time Vixen any time

[GeauxGirl]

Someday when I grow up and get old I want to know everything and have the best opinions on everything and come here an tell you all how everything should be done.

That wouldn't make you grown up or old--that would make you a teenager. Just ask mine...;)

[Rays]

That wouldn't make you grown up or old--that would make you a teenager. Just ask mine...;)


LMAO

[RedVixen]

Any time Vixen any time

Thanks Jimmy :sng

[fourisit]

I apoligize to Spare change. I was just joking around and if it was taken as disrespectful I am sorry.:sry

[fly]

Mom said the short bus was ok to get on

Did she tie your shoes for you until you were 12 too?
What a GREAT mamma you have Shawny.......

[Shawn]

Did she tie your shoes for you until you were 12 too?
What a GREAT mamma you have Shawny.......




LMAO ..........they said this would be a happy house

[fly]

LMAO ..........they said this would be a happy house

Is that like the "padded room"?
Boy you DID have an interesting childhood!:ok

[Sneaky]

I am crabby as HELL. Someone needs to make me laugh!:thr

[Shawn]

I am crabby as HELL. Someone needs to make me laugh!:thr

It could be worse.... you could take yourself completely seriously like i do:ok

[fly]

I am crabby as HELL. Someone needs to make me laugh!:thr


awww HELL I can't be amusing under PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!
quick...........where's Shawn when you NEED him?

[Alfa]

I am crabby as HELL. Someone needs to make me laugh!:thr

Posing in Jimmy's thong for you while playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc

If that doesn't make you laugh, nothing will! (Jim, did you wash the thong before loaning it to me??!!!)

[Sneaky]

Posing in Jimmy's thong for you while playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc

If that doesn't make you laugh, nothing will! (Jim, did you wash the thong before loaning it to me??!!!)

LOL!! OK, I couldn't help buy laugh at that. Thanks buddy. Your the best!

[scoobertina]

awwwww... my hiking buddy is sweet... just let me know he wants sex right now.. and offered to help me if I needed it too... sigh... guess I need to reevaluate our outings together now..

[Sneaky]

awwwww... my hiking buddy is sweet... just let me know he wants sex right now.. and offered to help me if I needed it too... sigh... guess I need to reevaluate our outings together now..


Was that a long walk or a quick one? Make sure to bring your bug stray and watch out for the poison oak. That can be brutal!:D

[scoobertina]

Was that a long walk or a quick one? Make sure to bring your bug stray and watch out for the poison oak. That can be brutal!:D


Nope this hiking buddy isn't an interest to me... need to reevaluate future hiking dates...

[Sneaky]

Nope this hiking buddy isn't an interest to me... need to reevaluate future hiking dates...

Yeah, now he'll be checking out your bootie anytime you are hiking in front of him. Actually, it seems he already has been.

[scoobertina]

Yeah, now he'll be checking out your bootie anytime you are hiking in front of him. Actually, it seems he already has been.


damn men... you would think you set ground rules to protect yourselves from getting involved would prevent that.. seems it makes them want you more...

I keep bringing his wife up at every possible opportunity..:ok

[fly]

*sigh*...................

[fly]

I'm bored............
Hey I saw my FIRST coon tonight. Made me feel all rednecky or something!!!!
sigh........
ever get in one of those "moods" where you're just malcontent?
(is that even a WORD?)
:(

[ethans_so_bad]

It must be a word. I've been called that more than a few times in my life.

I'm bored............

Hey I saw my FIRST coon tonight. Made me feel all rednecky or something!!!!
sigh........
ever get in one of those "moods" where you're just malcontent?
(is that even a WORD?)

:(

[fly]

It must be a word. I've been called that more than a few times in my life.

Well I know someone who has a way of fixing that just by doing something so special.......I'm a lucky, lucky gal.:sng

[ethans_so_bad]

Nah, you're an incredible girl. Rightly, there should be a thousand songs written for you...



Well I know someone who has a way of fixing that just by doing something so special.......I'm a lucky, lucky gal.:sng

[fly]

Nah, you're an incredible girl. Rightly, there should be a thousand songs written for you...


Golly you have your work cut out for you don'tcha?
I mean a list of one million things..........and now 1,000 songs? I'm afraid you're gonna have to keep me around for a while to fulfill both of those babies!!!
(hey you told me earlier to remind you to tell me something and DON'T ask me what it was about cuz I have NO idea..........but now I reminded you.):sng

[Cotties]

damn..you have another inane thread ...Efan will be so pleasedYeah YOU GOT IT.

A thread that is in it's essence IMPOSSIBLE to hijack as there
IS NO TOPIC!!!!!!

Now go---post your inane drivel---post ANYTHING you want........
NO ONE WILL CARE!!!!

:ok

[ethans_so_bad]

I may tell you tomorrow. It's a long story and I don't feel like typing.

Golly you have your work cut out for you don'tcha?

I mean a list of one million things..........and now 1,000 songs? I'm afraid you're gonna have to keep me around for a while to fulfill both of those babies!!!

(hey you told me earlier to remind you to tell me something and DON'T ask me what it was about cuz I have NO idea..........but now I reminded you.):sng

[Sneaky]

You tell em Louise! LOL.

Seriously, I'm drinkin some wine right now. I still wanna fight but the threads closed. I need to do something with this energy. Where's Solo???

[Cotties]

so you are telling me I can't tease Ethan in your threads anymore

but I like to get my daily fix

am I meant to be scared...what do I have to go find

[fly]

:ddYou tell em Louise! LOL.

Seriously, I'm drinkin some wine right now. I still wanna fight but the threads closed. I need to do something with this energy. Where's Solo???

He's hiding in the closet until it's safe to come out!!!!!:ok

[fly]

so you are telling me I can't tease Ethan in your threads anymore

but I like to get my daily fix

am I meant to be scared...what do I have to go find

No.........I really don't care.

[nwohio]

I love looking into a woman's eyes as she reaches orgasm!

[Cotties]

:dd


He's hiding in the closet until it's safe to come out!!!!!:ok
and I thought you knew me a bit better than that..I got me hat and six shooter strapped on...I ain't backing up girls

[Cotties]

do you like a bit of hair on a women?I love looking into a woman's eyes as she reaches orgasm!

[ethans_so_bad]

Have you before?

My bad, I thought you were a newbie.

so you are telling me I can't tease Ethan in your threads anymore

but I like to get my daily fix

am I meant to be scared...what do I have to go find

[Sneaky]

:dd


He's hiding in the closet until it's safe to come out!!!!!:ok

Nah. He likes it when I'm mouthy and not at him if ya know what I'm sayin. Plus I made a pledge and I need his help. LOL.

[Cotties]

I tell you what...a bit of bleach on that brown mark above your upper lip and you might scrub up alrightHave you before?

My bad, I thought you were a newbie....sorry to hear about you being voted off last week..you had my vote and i paid international rates it meant that much to me

[ethans_so_bad]

As long as I had your vote, that's all that matters to me...


I tell you what...a bit of bleach on that brown mark above your upper lip and you might scrub up alright...so to hear about you being voted off last week..you had my vote and i paid international rates it meant that much to me

[fly]

I love looking into a woman's eyes as she reaches orgasm!
Well alright then.............see? this is GOOD...........TOTALLY off topic!!! WAY to go man!:ok

[fly]

Nah. He likes it when I'm mouthy and not at him if ya know what I'm sayin. Plus I made a pledge and I need his help. LOL.


oh right..........well I can't help you there.........well I COULD........but I ain't GONNA!!!!:ok

[Cotties]

I'm still trying to work out how NWohio can see your eyes through those glasses..

unless he was talking about Sneaky...

[Cotties]

geez Efan..that women of yours gets all fiesty until a man grabs his gun...then she behaves herself real well

[ethans_so_bad]

Don't I know it.............


geez Efan..that women of yours gets all fiesty until a man grabs his gun...then she behaves herself real well

[Sneaky]

oh right..........well I can't help you there.........well I COULD........but I ain't GONNA!!!!:ok



LOL. I wasn't askin for that. You don't even have a Light Sabor.

[Sneaky]

I'm still trying to work out how NWohio can see your eyes through those glasses..

unless he was talking about Sneaky...

He was talking about Weezie.

[Han Solo]

OK...:sc We're a little over 90 posts here and I'm just noticing that about 43 of them have SOMETHING that can be considered an actual topic......which apparently is OFF TOPIC for this thread and therefore considered a "Hijack" in these parts.........you 43 People, and YOU ALL know who you are.....form a line to the right and move along in single file through the Exit!!!:spbx:...Thank you very little!

[Sneaky]

OK...:sc We're a little over 90 posts here and I'm just noticing that about 43 of them have SOMETHING that can be considered an actual topic......which apparently is OFF TOPIC for this thread and therefore considered a "Hijack" in these parts.........you 43 People, and YOU ALL know who you are.....form a line to the right and move along in single file through the Exit!!!:spbx:...Thank you very little!
Do you need me to stand against the wall or something officer?:gs

[Han Solo]

Hmmmm, and I thought that Fly was on Spare's ignore list.....how'd he see this thread? :yks
Ya know....I knew someone else like that once:ok.....Sorry, my Flyers SUCK THE BIG WAZOO there.......stick a fork in us, we're done!! Too much to overcome......thanks for your effort but I'm already drinking in preparation of having to face the "DREADED PENGUIN":eek::vs:

[Cotties]

I just noticed the bad ass under Sneakys name...I wonder if thats from her farting?

now who the hell is weezie? is it a nickname for the Hand solo fella

[Han Solo]

Do you need me to stand against the wall or something officer?:gs
Nope, I was just waiting for the "final count" from those waiting for the "people to speak"........did that other thread get closed because of a landslide or was it those damn "hijacker ghosts" that scared everyone away???...Perhaps we can get those dudes from the Discovery Channel to make a series called "Hijacker Hunters" to find out who those mysterious people were:sc

[Han Solo]

I just noticed the bad ass under Sneakys name...I wonder if thats from her farting?

now who the hell is weezie? is it a nickname for the Hand solo fella
Sorry to disappoint there "Cooties"...but it's not HAND solo's nickname!:ok

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! "Hand" Solo...................

I just noticed the bad ass under Sneakys name...I wonder if thats from her farting?

now who the hell is weezie? is it a nickname for the Hand solo fella

[Sneaky]

I just noticed the bad ass under Sneakys name...I wonder if thats from her farting?

now who the hell is weezie? is it a nickname for the Hand solo fella

Cotties, I do not fart. If on the strange chance I would do such a thing it would surly smell like sweet roses. The meer suggestion of me doing otherwise makes me chuckle.

Weezie is from the Jefferson's. You know, George Jefferson and his wife Weezie? Their maid Florance? And thier wacky neighbors in thier high rise apartment in the 70's? George owned a dry cleaner chain.

[Han Solo]

LOL! "Hand" Solo...................
Someone with that "COIFFE" ought not to be concerned with that.......perhaps if you had a REAL mustache and not a stick on one, then maybe....

[fly]

LOL. I wasn't askin for that. You don't even have a Light Sabor.

Ok WHEW!!!!
It looks like "Hand" showed up after all.........he can take over now!!!

[ethans_so_bad]

No I'm quite capable of performing a "hand" solo, even with the stick on moustache.


Someone with that "COIFFE" ought not to be concerned with that.......perhaps if you had a REAL mustache and not a stick on one, then maybe....

[Sneaky]

Nope, I was just waiting for the "final count" from those waiting for the "people to speak"........did that other thread get closed because of a landslide or was it those damn "hijacker ghosts" that scared everyone away???...Perhaps we can get those dudes from the Discovery Channel to make a series called "Hijacker Hunters" to find out who those mysterious people were:sc

This is why I am drinking wine baby. Hypocracy pissed me the f*&K off. Those expressing thier "annoyance with hijacking were, in fact, VERY minimal. The rest piled on in the end in favor. Sure could have used them earlier.


I put in a good fight.

[Han Solo]

Ok WHEW!!!!
It looks like "Hand" showed up after all.........he can take over now!!!

I'm up til 3 am defending the "witch" and THIS is how you treat me??? Nice:rolleyes:

[Cotties]

you know ...since the subject must keep manifesting towards nothing....did you know that what American girls call fanny farting us Aussie men chuckle real hard at.....when we finish the deedCotties, I do not fart. If on the strange chance I would do such a thing it would surly smell like sweet roses. The meer suggestion of me doing otherwise makes me chuckle.

Weezie is from the Jefferson's. You know, George Jefferson and his wife Weezie? Their maid Florance? And thier wacky neighbors in thier high rise apartment in the 70's? George owned a dry cleaner chain.

[fly]

I'm up til 3 am defending the "witch" and THIS is how you treat me??? Nice:rolleyes:

Well I AM like 86% bitch after all..........you KNOW how accurate these online tests ARE don'tcha?:ok

[Cotties]

what...thats a stick on...and I thought you got it from being the teachers pet for all those years


I'm just learning so much todayNo I'm quite capable of performing a "hand" solo, even with the stick on moustache.

[Han Solo]

Well I AM like 86% bitch after all..........you KNOW how accurate these online tests ARE don'tcha?:ok

Ok, then you decide.........would you prefer your nickname for the week to be "FlyJacker" or "FlyBitch"......I'll leave it up to you.

[Sneaky]

you know ...since the subject must keep manifesting towards nothing....did you know that what American girls call fanny farting us Aussie men chuckle real hard at.....when we finish the deed

I don't believe I have every called anything a "fanny fart". Even, you know...one of those.

[fly]

Ok, then you decide.........would you prefer your nickname for the week to be "FlyJacker" or "FlyBitch"......I'll leave it up to you.


Well.............FlyJacker just sounds so "dirty" and all...........
and FlyBitch just hurts my sensitive feelings....*sniff*, *sniff*.........
how about FlyMagic..........or FlyWONDERFUL.......or FLY-eriffic..........or Fly the goddess of M&F???? How would any of THOSE suit ya?

[ethans_so_bad]

So my cell phone company sends me a letter today. Says since I've been such a good customer, I should consider coming in and buying some wireless accessories.

[Han Solo]

Well.............FlyJacker just sounds so "dirty" and all...........
and FlyBitch just hurts my sensitive feelings....*sniff*, *sniff*.........
how about FlyMagic..........or FlyWONDERFUL.......or FLY-eriffic..........or Fly the goddess of M&F???? How would any of THOSE suit ya?

I agree.......FlyBitch it is!!:55.......so glad we had this talk:ok

[fly]

I agree.......FlyBitch it is!!:55.......so glad we had this talk
yeah.........always rewarding to talk to you Hans.......I mean Hanz........I mean HANDS!!!!!:ok

[Han Solo]

Another empty.......I believe I'm headed to the fridge for another shot of Daddy's Medicine:drink:

[ethans_so_bad]

It states, "One popular accessory is a cigarette lighter adapter (CLA). A CLA allows you to use your phone without the use of your battery, plus many CLA's will actually CHARGE your battery while you use them!"

[fly]

It states, "One popular accessory is a cigarette lighter adapter (CLA). A CLA allows you to use your phone without the use of your battery, plus many CLA's will actually CHARGE your battery while you use them!"

Oh I have one of those!!!! (which is why my battery NEVER dies!!!!!)
You should get one baby.......seeing as you ARE such a LOYAL customer and all!!!!
:ok

[trausersnake]

Frosted Poop!

[Cotties]

with lumpy milky stuffFrosted Poop!

[ethans_so_bad]

This letter pissed me off. So I called the store tonight and asked to speak to their manager. His name turned out to be Randy. Doesn't THAT fucking figure?

Oh I have one of those!!!! (which is why my battery NEVER dies!!!!!)

You should get one baby.......seeing as you ARE such a LOYAL customer and all!!!!

:ok

[fly]

This letter pissed me off. So I called the store tonight and asked to speak to their manager. His name turned out to be Randy. Doesn't THAT fucking figure?
uhhh.............go take your shower baby!!!

[ethans_so_bad]

yes ma'am.................see you in the morning...............

xox

uhhh.............go take your shower baby!!!

[fly]

yes ma'am.................see you in the morning...............

xox

Night Achilles...........:sng

[Thumpintwin]

OK...am I the only ol'phart who thought of the UNCOLA when I saw this thread? Geez......

[Shiane]

You know what?
SOME of us ENJOY STUPID threads.
I don't whine about all the news and political threads...........so to EACH THEIR OWN. If you don't LIKE it stay OUT of it!!


The last time I checked this site and EVERY thread was open to EVERY single member. It might behoove you to remember that.

[jmsmith12345]

ok, now that THAT is out of the way, back to random crap...

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

[Rays]

ok, now that THAT is out of the way, back to random crap...

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

LMAO That is a very good question!!!

[fly]

The last time I checked this site and EVERY thread was open to EVERY single member. It might behoove you to remember that.


I never stated otherwise.
I simply said if he doesn't like it he doesn't HAVE to come here. I don't go on HIS threads and antagonize him so I don't see the need for him to do so on MY threads.
Am I gonna get demerits for THIS post too?:(

[Lacey]

I never stated otherwise.

I simply said if he doesn't like it he doesn't HAVE to come here. I don't go on HIS threads and antagonize him so I don't see the need for him to do so on MY threads.

Am I gonna get demerits for THIS post too?:(





Gurl!!

You haven't done a thing wrong!!

[Lacey]

A bunch of picking going on here........that's a pity.......a true pity!

[fourisit]

Ice cream truck is here. Anyone want a bomb pop??

[jmsmith12345]

yes it is, but since this is the UNTOPIC thread...

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

[fly]

A bunch of picking going on here........that's a pity.......a true pity!


yeah.....................*sigh*
:(

[Rays]

Ice cream truck is here. Anyone want a bomb pop??

Did someone say Ice Cream?

[fly]

Ice cream truck is here. Anyone want a bomb pop??


Is that like a bug bomb? cuz I could use me one of those for my basement!!!!:ok

[Lacey]

yes it is, but since this is the UNTOPIC thread...

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"




I assume they think they got there by boat!

[jmsmith12345]

Why doesn't the beer truck come around like the ice cream truck?

[Shawn]

I assume they think they got there by boat!

And I am thinking the whole point would be to stay there.. maybe i just view the island as a get-a-way... could just be my lil fantasy though.. AND I AM NOT NAMIN NAMES

[fly]

Why doesn't the beer truck come around like the ice cream truck?


cuz the driver could never finish his "rounds"?

[Lacey]

Can you cry underwater?

[Lacey]

Can bald people have hairline fractures?

[Lacey]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[Lacey]

And I am thinking the whole point would be to stay there.. maybe i just view the island as a get-a-way... could just be my lil fantasy though.. AND I AM NOT NAMIN NAMES




Ohh, I'd love to get names on this one.......

[jmsmith12345]

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

[fourisit]

I would only bring a boat if I had to be stranded with people I didnt like. If its fantasy Island you get there by plane remember. Boss the plane the plane.

[Denny422]

Ah, but does Santa Claus believe in YOU?

[jmsmith12345]

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

[fly]

Ohh, I'd love to get names on this one.......

YEAH...........the least he could do is make UP some names to make it more interesting!!!!

[Lacey]

YEAH...........the least he could do is make UP some names to make it more interesting!!!!




That's what I'm saying..........boost some freaking ego's or something!

[fly]

That's what I'm saying..........boost some freaking ego's or something!

course...........maybe he's afraid to name names cuz he has a crush on JIMMY or something!!!!!:yks

[Lacey]

course...........maybe he's afraid to name names cuz he has a crush on JIMMY or something!!!!!:yks




:yks.....that might be it!!

Jimmy is going to be flattered!

[Rays]

course...........maybe he's afraid to name names cuz he has a crush on JIMMY or something!!!!!:yks


Awwww how sweet!

[Rays]

That's what I'm saying..........boost some freaking ego's or something!

Something tells me your ego doesn't need boosting. LOL

[Lacey]

Something tells me your ego doesn't need boosting. LOL



It does!


I'm not as purty as you......or my sister Fly!

[fly]

.....that might be it!!

Jimmy is going to be flattered!

And Shawn is going to get defensive and we all KNOW that means you're GUILTY!!!!!:yks

[Shawn]

Why does so many items at Juanbertos have tortillas ,beans and chese and the name them all different things?>?

[Rays]

It does!


I'm not as purty as you......or my sister Fly!

You don't honestly believe that do you?

[fly]

It does!


I'm not as purty as you......or my sister Fly!


awww these curlz be workin for me......ya know what i'm sayin?

[Shawn]

And Shawn is going to get defensive and we all KNOW that means you're GUILTY!!!!!:yks



Umm Defensive would not really be the word i would use... :shp:

[Sneaky]

And Shawn is going to get defensive and we all KNOW that means you're GUILTY!!!!!:yks

LMAO!

Yeah, but he should know that just because we said his NAME doesn't mean we were referring to HIM. Think about it, if you stick up for yourself you are guilty. That only makes sense.

[Lacey]

awww these curlz be workin for me......ya know what i'm sayin?




I know what your saying.......I don't leave grease marks either, gurl!:yks

[fly]

Umm Defensive would not really be the word i would use... :shp:

Whatcha doin with that sheep there MucMuffin?

[Lacey]

LMAO!

Yeah, but he should know that just because we said his NAME doesn't mean we were referring to HIM. Think about it, if you stick up for yourself you are guilty. That only makes sense.



LOL.........true it is!!

[fly]

LMAO!

Yeah, but he should know that just because we said his NAME doesn't mean we were referring to HIM. Think about it, if you stick up for yourself you are guilty. That only makes sense.

Exactly!!!!:ok

[Shawn]

Whatcha doin with that sheep there MucMuffin?


Well it was either the sheep or Jimmy.. atleast i know where the sheep has been

[Rays]

Whatcha doin with that sheep there MucMuffin?


I was wondering the same thing!

[Lacey]

Well it was either the sheep or Jimmy.. atleast i know where the sheep has been




OUCH!....LOL

[Rays]

Well it was either the sheep or Jimmy.. atleast i know where the sheep has been

Trust me man that sheep, has been to way more nasty places than I have. LOL

Having said that, I think I like you better behind the sheep.

[fly]

Well it was either the sheep or Jimmy.. atleast i know where the sheep has been


:yks:vs::vs::vs::vs::eek:

[Shawn]

Trust me man that sheep, has been to way more nasty places than I have. LOL

Having said that, I think I like you better behind the sheep.

That was almost a good comeback... bust out your copy of Brokeback Mountain and try again.. i am sure you can come up with something:ok

[Rays]

That was almost a good comeback... bust out your copy of Brokeback Mountain and try again.. i am sure you can come up with something:ok

I just watched it last night, but I was too busy checkin out the hot guys to listen to the dialogue.

[fly]

I just watched it last night, but I was too busy checkin out the hot guys to listen to the dialogue.

:vs::vs::vs::vs:

You know when you told me you were a cowboy fan I assumed football!!!!!
MY BAD!!!!

[Barkiss]

Well it was either the sheep or Jimmy.. atleast i know where the sheep has been

Great...now Jimmy is cheating on me...what a HO!

[Rays]

:vs::vs::vs::vs:

You know when you told me you were a cowboy fan I assumed football!!!!!
MY BAD!!!!


Cowboys, no way!!!! Go Dolphins!

funny how I'm more offended by the Dallas Cowboy thing than the homo comments. I'm so not a homophobe. Except when it comes to Ethan, that guy scares me. LMAO

[Sneaky]

Great...now Jimmy is cheating on me...what a HO!

You can't tame a wild man Barkiss. Sorry buddy. LOL.

[jmsmith12345]

Great...now Jimmy is cheating on me...what a HO!

Barkiss, Jimmy is try-sexual. He will try to fuck anything that moves! lol

[Lacey]

Barkiss, Jimmy is try-sexual. He will try to fuck anything that moves! lol



LMAO......

[fly]

Cowboys, no way!!!! Go Dolphins!

funny how I'm more offended by the Dallas Cowboy thing than the homo comments. I'm so not a homophobe. Except when it comes to Ethan, that guy scares me. LMAO


LMAO.............:lmao
I don't know what's funnier.........that the cowboy comment bothered you or that your'e scared of Ethan!!!!

[Shawn]

Barkiss, Jimmy is try-sexual. He will try to fuck anything that moves! lol


LMAO... a hole and a heartbeat

[GeauxGirl]

Barkiss, Jimmy is try-sexual. He will try to fuck anything that moves! lol


He must have a laptop.:ok

[Barkiss]

LMAO... a hole and a heartbeat

I heard the heartbeat requirement was negotiable.

[Lacey]

LMAO... a hole and a heartbeat


You have both, don't ya?

[fourisit]

Thats what they say happens to man who wears a thong. messes with the head.

[Rays]

LMAO... a hole and a heartbeat

Your mom didn't seem to mind!

[Shawn]

You have both, don't ya?

No heart Lacey.. sorry!!

[fly]

Thats what they say happens to man who wears a thong. messes with the head.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Lacey]

No heart Lacey.. sorry!!



I was asking for myself....not him....

[Shawn]

Your mom didn't seem to mind!

Seeing how she is dead... thats probably not nearly as funny as you thought it would be huh?

[Rays]

Seeing how she is dead... thats probably not nearly as funny as you thought it would be huh?

Then your dad?

[Shawn]

Then your dad?

Good one Jimmy...Good one

[Cotties]

huh...now i have threads??...snap out of it girl...what did I do

I came in here [here being pennys forum not yours] to talk to Efan...don't like it...put me on ignoreI never stated otherwise.

I simply said if he doesn't like it he doesn't HAVE to come here. I don't go on HIS threads and antagonize him so I don't see the need for him to do so on MY threads.

Am I gonna get demerits for THIS post too?:(

[fly]

huh...now i have threads??...snap out of it girl...what did I do

I came in here [here being pennys forum not yours] to talk to Efan...don't like it...put me on ignore

don't get your panties in a bunch there Cotties!!!!
I was referring to someone else in that post!!!

[Rays]

huh...now i have threads??...snap out of it girl...what did I do

I came in here [here being pennys forum not yours] to talk to Efan...don't like it...put me on ignore

Thanks for the subject change! I think we ran the last joke into the ground.

[Lacey]

Thanks for the subject change! I think we ran the last joke into the ground.



Not "we".......you

[Rays]

Not "we".......you

LMAO, I can do that sometimes.

[Cotties]

my panties[ formally a some womens panties..she left with mine] are in a knot because you jumped down my throat yesterday.....I may acted all cool....but I am cold blooded..you think I let women kick me in the balls and I'm just gunna forget it...never...I still owe you a nipple cripple big timedon't get your panties in a bunch there Cotties!!!!


I was referring to someone else in that post!!!

[Barkiss]

my panties[ formally a some womens panties..she left with mine] are in a knot because you jumped down my throat yesterday.....I may acted all cool....but I am cold blooded..you think I let women kick me in the balls and I'm just gunna forget it...never...I still owe you a nipple cripple big time

Don't listen to him...he's a pansy. He cried to me for like 4 hours because you had hurt his feelings.

[Cotties]

huh? there are other topics...and I fought fis fred evolved around me...

sorry...bit my tongue yesterday...its still swollenThanks for the subject change! I think we ran the last joke into the ground.

[Rays]

huh? there are other topics...and I fought fis fred evolved around me...

sorry...bit my tongue yesterday...its still swollen

Well we were talking about homoerotic jokes. So I could see why you thought it was about you. LMAO

[Cotties]

they were tears of pain...she friggin winked at me...said come over here...and then bluddie mased meDon't listen to him...he's a pansy. He cried to me for like 4 hours because you had hurt his feelings.

[fly]

my panties[ formally a some womens panties..she left with mine] are in a knot because you jumped down my throat yesterday.....I may acted all cool....but I am cold blooded..you think I let women kick me in the balls and I'm just gunna forget it...never...I still owe you a nipple cripple big time

A nipple cripple? never had me one of those....i may like it!!!!:ok

Don't listen to him...he's a pansy. He cried to me for like 4 hours because you had hurt his feelings.


LOL.............awwww I was RILED!!! I didn't mean to make him CRY!!!!

[Barkiss]

they were tears of pain...she friggin winked at me...said come over here...and then bluddie mased me

Dude...after all these years, haven't you figured out that's all of their M.O.'s??? A bunch of black widows I'm telling ya

[fly]

they were tears of pain...she friggin winked at me...said come over here...and then bluddie mased me


I got "trigger happy"..........opps!!!

[Cotties]

damn Jimmy...you must have closed your eyes when it was aimed at youI just watched it last night, but I was too busy checkin out the hot guys to listen to the dialogue.
...and don't let them call you a joke

[Rays]

damn Jimmy...you must have closed your eyes when it was aimed at you
...and don't let them call you a joke

I really could care less what they call me. We're all just havin fun here. My sense of humor can get directed at myself half the time. I don't care as long as it's funny.

[Cotties]

hey I have a new topic....


what the hell does untopic mean...is someone making up words again

don't you mean ECTOPIC:sc

[Cotties]

I undertand Jimmy...but if you see a girl with a can of mase and a mean streak in her eye...RUNI really could care less what they call me. We're all just havin fun here. My sense of humor can get directed at myself half the time. I don't care as long as it's funny.

[Rays]

I undertand Jimmy...but if you see a girl with a can of mase and a mean streak in her eye...RUN

You mean Fly? She's way too cute to hurt anybody.

[Cotties]

I think you mean Ethan:scYou mean Fly? She's way too cute to hurt anybody.

[Rays]

I think you mean Ethan:sc

Don't even get me started again. I already killed that joke. LOL

[fly]

hey I have a new topic....


what the hell does untopic mean...is someone making up words again

don't you mean ECTOPIC

umm......I believe that "ectopic" refers to something abnormal or out of place and THAT doesn't QUITE fit so yeah..........I sorta made UP my own word. I do that a lot..........I guess I could have called it the anti-topic thread.......hmmm......:sc
geesh ya'll are picky!!!!

[TheTurtle]

hey I have a new topic....


what the hell does untopic mean...is someone making up words again

don't you mean ECTOPIC:sc

Maybe "eclectic" is the word you are looking for? :sc

[dixiechiknga]

How do you hijack a thread?? Im Lost

[fly]

Maybe "eclectic" is the word you are looking for? :sc


Nooooo...........that's not quite it either.........see?
I couldn't FIND the right word so UNTOPIC it is!!!!

[fly]

How do you hijack a thread?? Im Lost

You post something that has NOTHING to do with the topic of the thread. Or you carry on a conversation on the thread with another member and get off topic.

[CuriousOne]

Since this thread has no topic, i was wondering has anyone seen my keys??? I lost them this morning and still can't find them.

[fly]

Since this thread has no topic, i was wondering has anyone seen my keys??? I lost them this morning and still can't find them.

well I WOULD suggest looking in your pocket but uhhh..........:sg

[ethans_so_bad]

The sincerest form of flattery is to converse about me while I am away. I would be touched, if I didn't deserve the adoration of you all...

[fly]

The sincerest form of flattery is to converse about me while I am away. I would be touched, if I didn't deserve the adoration of you all...


I think they DID touch you a few times........you just didn't know it!!!!:yks

[Sneaky]

The sincerest form of flattery is to converse about me while I am away. I would be touched, if I didn't deserve the adoration of you all...

I don't touch smelly hippys that don't shower.

[ethans_so_bad]

Well, it happens so often.........I quit noticing...


I think they DID touch you a few times........you just didn't know it!!!!:yks

[fly]

Well, it happens so often.........I quit noticing...

Baby DRINK some DAMN coffee and SOBER UP.........they were going brokeback sheep mountain in here ealier!!!
You just might WANT to be aware of your surroundings I'm telling ya!!!!!

[ethans_so_bad]

Hey, sheep may be better than some of the chicks I've had. Don't knock it.


Baby DRINK some DAMN coffee and SOBER UP.........they were going brokeback sheep mountain in here ealier!!!


You just might WANT to be aware of your surroundings I'm telling ya!!!!!

[Han Solo]

hey I have a new topic....


what the hell does untopic mean...is someone making up words again



It's actually a Yiddish phrase meaning:

Usually Nothing Totally On Point, It's Cool

[fly]

Hey, sheep may be better than some of the chicks I've had. Don't knock it.


HOLY CRAPOLA baby.........TOOOOOOO MUCH INFOOOO.......:vs::vs::vs::vs::vs::vs::vs::vs:

[ethans_so_bad]

I'm not saying its a FACT, it's just something I suspect. Like this one time, there was this chick that had this SMELL.................do you want to hear this?


HOLY CRAPOLA baby.........TOOOOOOO MUCH INFOOOO.......:vs::vs::vs::vs::vs::vs::vs::vs:

[fly]

I'm not saying its a FACT, it's just something I suspect. Like this one time, there was this chick that had this SMELL.................do you want to hear this?


NO!!!!!!:yks
Unless it's in reference to s.a. then by all means.......CONTINUE!!!!:nu

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL, funny you should SAY that, her name began with A - she was WAYY s.a. - anyway she smelled like bananas and chemicals or something. It was damn weird. To this day, the smell of bananas and chemicals reminds me of the fall.


NO!!!!!!:yks


Unless it's in reference to s.a. then by all means.......CONTINUE!!!!:nu

[fly]

LOL, funny you should SAY that, her name began with A - she was WAYY s.a. - anyway she smelled like bananas and chemicals or something. It was damn weird. To this day, the smell of bananas and chemicals reminds me of the fall.


Did the STOP button in your brain BREAK today or something?
I REALLY don't want to be compared to a bannana smelling cleaning woman ya know!!!!:nu

[ethans_so_bad]

LMAO! I tried to give you points for that one.......it wouldnt let me.


Did the STOP button in your brain BREAK today or something?


I REALLY don't want to be compared to a bannana smelling cleaning woman ya know!!!!:nu

[fly]

LMAO! I tried to give you points for that one.......it wouldnt let me.


LOL..........you can OWE me kay?:sng

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! I owe you BIG TIME for that one because I think you've just summed up my entire life. I'm also guessing that's something you say to your kids.

AM I right?

LOL..........you can OWE me kay?:sng

[fly]

LOL! I owe you BIG TIME for that one because I think you've just summed up my entire life. I'm also guessing that's something you say to your kids.

AM I right?

Actually NO.........I just made it up on they Fly..........but I'm gonna HAVE to try it out on them now!!!!!

[ethans_so_bad]

OMG! Wow, yeah, it's already been inserted into my repitoire of kid yelling at files...its perfect.





Actually NO.........I just made it up on they Fly..........but I'm gonna HAVE to try it out on them now!!!!!

[fly]

OMG! Wow, yeah, it's already been inserted into my repitoire of kid yelling at files...its perfect.

Like me then huh?

and thank you!!!!:sng

[ethans_so_bad]

Ohhhhhhhhh I love it when you're conceited....You turn me on momma....


Like me then huh?



and thank you!!!!:sng

[fly]

Ohhhhhhhhh I love it when you're conceited....You turn me on momma....

I love it when your'e turned on hip-a-Doodle.:inlve

[ethans_so_bad]

Then you'd REALLY love me right now, flower child.....


I love it when your'e turned on hip-a-Doodle.:inlve

[fly]

Then you'd REALLY love me right now, flower child.....


Wanna peek in my bell bottoms PapaRoach?:ok

[Shawn]

LMAO at the Avs... you two kill me

[rugbyguy]

how do snow plough drivers get to work?? We don't have them in Aussie

[Cotties]

damn...another Ozzie...how ya goin matehow do snow plough drivers get to work?? We don't have them in Aussie

[UltimateNaneki]

how do snow plough drivers get to work?? We don't have them in Aussie

They walk, bike, snowmobile, drive, take the bus...why you asking ??:sc

[rugbyguy]

damn...another Ozzie...how ya goin mate
I'm going great thanks, having a ball here. how about you?

[rugbyguy]

They walk, bike, snowmobile, drive, take the bus...why you asking ??:sc
seems like a fair question to someone who has never seen one

[Lacey]

I smell some woody in here!

[dicksr4chicks]

i need somthing to talk about any takers

[GeauxGirl]

i need somthing to talk about any takers


That brings to mind a Bonnie Raitt song: Let's give 'em something to talk about...a little mystery to figure out...:nopity

[dicksr4chicks]

That brings to mind a Bonnie Raitt song: Let's give 'em something to talk about...a little mystery to figure out...:nopity
Games games and games doesnt anyone talk anymore

[Rays]

I smell some woody in here!

It wasn't me.