Funny stories while asleep

[italian_princess0420]

ok we all have to post under here the funniest thing u or your spouse have said or done while asleep...ill go first...



last night i was sooo tired, i was trying to sleep but my bf kept talkin to me about this car he wants...well anyways i guess i finally fell asleep.."that awake but not all the way asleep" and soon i was woken by the shound of my own voice...i was saying i guess in my sleep, while scratching my head..."evil basket.....evil basket....evil basket":lmao ....my bf asked me if i was awake or asleep."cant remember which one"...and i said "no"...well i awoke all the way and he mentioned to me what i said....OMG i could not stop laughin for 20 mins straight...now everytime i see a basket i get a smile on my face...its toooo funny.:whee:

[bonzzz4292]

i have a good one for you all to enjoy........

i have woken my wife at 2 am to get her out of the way of a falling metal beam. why it was falling i am not sure .

another was to tell her that golber was comming to the ring to wrestle.

:lmao

[Jeep]

My wife and I were both sleeping on our backs, and I dreamed that my younger brother had climbed into bed with us. I elbowed him HARD and said, "WAYNE!! GET OUTTA' HERE!" Only to be awakened by my wife crying out and rubbing her ribs. I felt like shit...

Another time, we were sleeping, and in the bathroom adjoining the master bedroom, a shampoo bottle suddenly fell and clattered to the shower floor. I was up, around the end of the bed, and halfway into the bathroom, heart racing, adrenalin pumping, ready to rip someone apart, before I was even awake. I killed that shampoo bottle, I did. LOL

-Frank

[sex_kitten_4u]

funnyest thing that ever happend to me was yrs ago i had gave my ex hubby a hand job and did not know about it till he told me in the moring ,,

[Norfolkdave]

funnyest thing that ever happend to me was yrs ago i had gave my ex hubby a hand job and did not know about it till he told me in the moring ,,

for more mmmm wouldnt have slept on it thats for sure, you wouldnt LOL:lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

if he had not been such a bore he would have woke me up :knuddel:

[Norfolkdave]

if he had not been such a bore he would have woke me up :knuddel:

He must have been a bore silly man silly man

[sex_kitten_4u]

he was not like the new one :hp: :hp: :knuddel: :blowjob:

[Norfolkdave]

Heh heh Heh and we know how the new one is as said earlier, lucky you mmmm

[skybird]

ok we all have to post under here the funniest thing u or your spouse have said or done while asleep...ill go first...



last night i was sooo tired, i was trying to sleep but my bf kept talkin to me about this car he wants...well anyways i guess i finally fell asleep.."that awake but not all the way asleep" and soon i was woken by the shound of my own voice...i was saying i guess in my sleep, while scratching my head..."evil basket.....evil basket....evil basket":lmao ....my bf asked me if i was awake or asleep."cant remember which one"...and i said "no"...well i awoke all the way and he mentioned to me what i said....OMG i could not stop laughin for 20 mins straight...now everytime i see a basket i get a smile on my face...its toooo funny.:whee:

Evil basket

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Sunfiresix]

There is something to what Tropic did--my wife did that to me then told me in the morning all I could say was "did I enjoy". She shoulda woke me up, Damn.

[skybird]

I talk in my sleep too, but I am never violent.

[sweetgapeach]

I talk in my sleep !!

But the funniest thing I guess , is one night I guess I was having a bad dream and I elbowed him in the throat , I felt bad .

I have woke up to my Hubby on top of me, He swears he was asleep. I think he lies!! lol

[skybird]

I talk in my sleep !!

But the funniest thing I guess , is one night I guess I was having a bad dream and I elbowed him in the throat , I felt bad .

I have woke up to my Hubby on top of me, He swears he was asleep. I think he lies!! lol

They say that if you are having a bad dream you should get up, go for a wee and drink some water.

[Sinjin Kane]

Greats stories in this thread: I talk in my sleep too the last time I talked in my sleep I must have been dreaming about the ocean' because I said "I'm not a fish, I'm a boy" Kitty ribbed me on that for months.

I have been woke up to my surprise after having lifted the blankets to see my naughty girls "head" having her way with me. A mans work is never done.

[sex_kitten_4u]

Greats stories in this thread: I talk in my sleep too the last time I talked in my sleep I must have been dreaming about the ocean' because I said "I'm not a fish, I'm a boy" Kitty ribbed me on that for months.

I have been woke up to my surprise after having lifted the blankets to see my naughty girls "head" having her way with me. A mans work is never done.


sounds like she was doing the work not you :lmao :lmao

[Cotties]

I want to go back to Sydney soon from Thailand..been here a while..
2 days ago I dreamed that when I arrived home I went to ther corner shop and french fries were a dollar each. I bought 2 and they were smallish. I was afraid to ask how much the ketchup was.