For sale

[merdock67]

One barly used penis
last owner does not have any use for it

tired of being the only one to use it :wk maybe some one else can get some joy from it.

taking any offers

[Krystal]

haha...that's hilarious!! :lmao

have you tried ebay? ;)

[merdock67]

haha...that's hilarious!! :lmao

have you tried ebay? ;)


I was thinking about that but I am not sure about shiping costs :sc

[Big O]

you think there is any market for a pair of numb balls?????

[Krystal]

I was thinking about that but I am not sure about shiping costs :sc

They have a "pick up only" option....I suggest that one

[SunnyD]

Oh my what were the previous owners complaints? Does it come with a warranty?

[merdock67]

They have a "pick up only" option....I suggest that one


Well last time I tried ebay it was kind of like this :pc and then :thr

[merdock67]

Oh my what were the previous owners complaints? Does it come with a warranty?


Head aches, sleepy, not in the mood..... Oh you mean with the penis... nothing wrong with it just unwanted.

Yeah the warranty is for 3 years or 4000 uses. It is no longer a producer of :spm

[SunnyD]

Head aches, sleepy, not in the mood..... Oh you mean with the penis... nothing wrong with it just unwanted.

Yeah the warranty is for 3 years or 4000 uses. It is no longer a producer of :spm
Is there an extended warranty option? I mean that's only a year use isn't it, lol?

[merdock67]

Is there an extended warranty option? I mean that's only a year use isn't it, lol?


Well if you plan on useing it more than 2 times a month you will have to break it in a little :ok

I could extend the warranty as long as it private use only

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

I am just thinking that with all the other alternatives out there.. you may have a hard time unloading your merchandise. Seems to me that our units have been replaced by robotic wonder-shafts that can do some pretty amazing things.. good luck but unfortunately i will most likely see you in the unemployment line.

[merdock67]

I am just thinking that with all the other alternatives out there.. you may have a hard time unloading your merchandise. Seems to me that our units have been replaced by robotic wonder-shafts that can do some pretty amazing things.. good luck but unfortunately i will most likely see you in the unemployment line.


Yeah I thought it was a long shot but not everyone likes a :di


and I think I can cut a penny in four pieces if any one needs change. :ok

[redcat]

Can it be taken for a "test drive"?

[Constance-41]

Why that is awful nice of you. I am sure that I can not afford it. Too bad though, I really could use it. :sg

[merdock67]

Can it be taken for a "test drive"?


Yes oh please yes :wy......

I mean I guess so

[SunnyD]

Well if you plan on using it more than 2 times a month you will have to break it in a little :ok

I could extend the warranty as long as it private use only


Well I am pricing another in PA right now so I will have to see who is offering what for the best price. So far the PA one indicates it is good for repeated use without fail:wy, lol.

[LuckyJest]

...I would suggest you consider public auction on the county courthouse steps... You would have to post a notice in the local paper over three consecutive weeks, and risk arrest, BUT, bidders would have to supply certified funds, either cashier's check or cold hard cash BABY!!

Welcome...

[SunnyD]

...I would suggest you consider public auction on the county courthouse steps... You would have to post a notice in the local paper over three consecutive weeks, and risk arrest, BUT, bidders would have to supply certified funds, either cashier's check or cold hard cash BABY!!

Welcome...

You sound experienced at this!!! How many of these items are up for auction:sc.

[LuckyJest]

...careful Sunny, I think even bidding on his penis in such a way could be construed by local law enforcement to be solicitation...

(winkin' at you...)

[SunnyD]

...careful Sunny, I think even bidding on his penis in such a way could be construed by local law enforcement to be solicitation...

(winkin' at you...)


ENTRAPMENT, LOL!

[merdock67]

...careful Sunny, I think even bidding on his penis in such a way could be construed by local law enforcement to be solicitation...

(winkin' at you...)

I would give it away but I have been having no luck

the first owner was happy with it at first but after 6 years she began to tire of it and has come to no longer have use for it.

More of just my sad rant than any thing :spbx:

[Constance-41]

Hey, lets just do a private action. Highest bidder wins. :ok

[tigger1954]

Damn can I identify...if it wasn't for masturbation, I wouldn't need a penis at all...been so long I am classifying myself as a virgin all over again

[myfishguy]

I'm considering a possible upgrade to you give us more details?

[merdock67]

Hey, lets just do a private action. Highest bidder wins. :ok


Shot, if I got a dollar i would sell
It is just sitting are gathering dust now:nopity

[noodlegurl]

How about a yard sale!!! .25

[merdock67]

How about a yard sale!!! .25


You want it in a bag or just carry it with you?:wy

[fever]

oh, merdock...i was just about to bid, but if it's dusty, I don't know...

[noodlegurl]

I brought my own thing to carry it in, is that okay???



You want it in a bag or just carry it with you?:wy

[merdock67]

oh, merdock...i was just about to bid, but if it's dusty, I don't know...


That is what happens when you it don't get used
Hell I would not mind if it just got dusted :yks

[merdock67]

I brought my own thing to carry it in, is that okay???
:wub

[noodlegurl]

it is a little warm and moist, I hope that is okay???



:wub

[merdock67]

it is a little warm and moist, I hope that is okay???
:D :55 :wy :wub :wy

[rj1002]

Maybe we should get together and see if anyone wants a quantity discount.

[rj1002]

I have one that's a bit rusty, but still in workable condition, to throw into the mix.

[UltimateNaneki]

One barly used penis
last owner does not have any use for it

tired of being the only one to use it :wk maybe some one else can get some joy from it.

taking any offers

Is it still on waranty??? :sc

[redcat]

Yes oh please yes :wy......

I mean I guess so



Does it get good "mileage"?

[UltimateNaneki]

Does it come with its own hat??

[UltimateNaneki]

Does it grow ??

[UltimateNaneki]

Does it need watering daily??

[Constance-41]

Shot, if I got a dollar i would sell
It is just sitting are gathering dust now:nopity
Well sweetie, who is the highest bidder. Did I make it.

[vixsin]

Are we still making bids? ;) You know, they make those mold kits now. You could just make copies then we'd all have one.

[tigger1954]

One barly used penis
last owner does not have any use for it

tired of being the only one to use it :wk maybe some one else can get some joy from it.

taking any offers
Damn, I can identify...Ladies, any takers?

[Constance-41]

Are we still making bids? ;) You know, they make those mold kits now. You could just make copies then we'd all have one.

That does sound like the fair way. When do we set this up. Merdock , we will just have to share, you ok with that?:sng

[merdock67]

That does sound like the fair way. When do we set this up. Merdock , we will just have to share, you ok with that?:sng

Sounds fine with me

[SunnyD]

LOL, I knew you looked familiar in the Licking game!!!

[Dsparate Hswife]

Are we still bidding? Is there any way I can try a sample? I want to know what I am getting before I commit. :ok

[merdock67]

I am happy to give samples, but results may vary

[Nomad(m)]

I might put in a bid, could be interesting to have two. Would I be a freak of nature, or have them knocking down my door?