The Gay Flight Attendant

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT


My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.



As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.

"


On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and ratherArabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.



"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground"

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.

"

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.

[Krystal]

hahaha :lmao :lmao

[Torin]

:lmao :lmao

Tooo funny!

[Tiglet]

:lmao Man I love gay men.

[scoobertina]

thanks for the laugh..

[sweet]

LMAO!!! :lmao:lmao

[LuckyJest]

Goodness if that is true it is a gem...

[Asperror]

I'm not so wild about the Gay Men. For some reason they are always hitting on me. I've ask those I know best if I give off a Gay Vipe.....and for the life of us we don't get it....its just one of those things.

[Barkiss]

LOL - very funny

[rj1002]

I'm not so wild about the Gay Men. For some reason they are always hitting on me. I've ask those I know best if I give off a Gay Vipe.....and for the life of us we don't get it....its just one of those things.

Hasn't happened to me too often, but it has happened. I'm not interested, but I am flattered.

Now if I could just get women to hit on me.

[rj1002]

Not an old joke - vintage humor.

[Jules1]

I love this...reminds me of the flight attendant I had on the way to Amsterdam last year....care for a croissant (the word croissant drawn out as long as he possibly could)....welcome to Amsterdaaaaaaam....haha...we laughed the entire last hour of the flight.

[fever]

That's hysterical!!

:lmao Man I love gay men.

Only gay men w/a sense of humor. The ones w/a chip on their shoulder...can't take them.

[Constance-41]

That is so funny. I have seen this person before, except we were at old navy. Some women was in his way and he let her have it. :lh

[rj1002]

That is so funny. I have seen this person before, except we were at old navy. Some women was in his way and he let her have it. :lh


Come on out to L.A. and visit West Hollywood. You will see someone like him every day!

[Jelly's Brandi]

:lmao :lmao That is classic!!!

[Dsparate Hswife]

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT


My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.



As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.

"


On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and ratherArabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.



"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground"

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.

"

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.


:lmao:lmao:lmao That is awesome! Thanks!

[unctarheel_32]

That was a trip...lmao :lmao:lmao

[Jabbuk]

Thanks for the laugh. That was great.