WhiteKnights Jokes

[WhiteKnight]

Have a sick humour so will post all my sick jokes:sry in advance some will offend but if I am lucky no one will be missed...

1) I have a friend he used to make love to the sound of a bell, Except one day a Fire truck went pased and he sefferd a hart attack.

2) What do you call a Man with two sheep in (Wales or Kentucky) A Pimp

3) What do you call a Sheep tied to a light post in (Wales or Kentucky) an enterment center.

Thanks for stoping by will be here untill someone shoots me

[UltimateNaneki]

What goes on in morning in a little suburst of BC Canada called Surrey??

The woman come home...and the streets are start clearing of parked cars....:lmao

[hoss]

What goes on in morning in a little suburst of BC Canada called Surrey??

The woman come home...and the streets are start clearing of parked cars....:lmao


:sc..i am lost on all these jokes ..sorry

[UltimateNaneki]

:sc..i am lost on all these jokes ..sorry


You have to be in Vancouver to understand the Surrey jokes Hoss....:sng

Surrey girls are like Newfies..

[hoss]

You have to be in Vancouver to understand the Surrey jokes Hoss....:sng

Surrey girls are like Newfies..

honey ..if i look out my window i can see the armpit of Vancouver ,..,

matter of fact Whalley was founded by one of my realtives ...

AND ....... i still dont get it

[UltimateNaneki]

honey ..if i look out my window i can see the armpit of Vancouver ,..,

matter of fact Whalley was founded by one of my realtives ...

AND ....... i still dont get it

Well dear, while I was in Vancouver that was the slut Surrey joke....most of the girls in Surrey were or at least the Vancouver folk believe the girls were sluts...

What do you call a man that has only daughters, in 20 or so years??

Poor,....after the many weddings he has to pay for.

[WhiteKnight]

Sick joke of today

Why do small polish girls stick fish in the panties


So they can smell like big polish girls,

[Torin]

LOL! funny jokes! :)

[WhiteKnight]

Two Blondes

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[WhiteKnight]

What does marrage teach women..? Patience

How can you tell if your wife is dead..?sex is the same but the dishes are piling up in the sink..
The best way to stop noise in your car is to let her drive

[WhiteKnight]

My ex-wife is an excellent laxative...if the sight of her doesn't make you crap yourself, she'll irritate the shit out of you in a couple of hours...

This day of the year always brings back a lot of sad memories. it was two years ago tothe day i lost my wife and childern. I'll never forget that poker game..

The law prohibites a man from marring his mother-in-law a classic example or useless legisation

[WhiteKnight]

So, This dyslexic walks into a bra

Devil says. Well arent't you afraid of me? The old man looks him up and down and says, I've been married to your sister for 47 years Why the hell should I be scared of you?

[mike76239]

too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WhiteKnight]

My wife is very immature.Its pathetic. Every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks all my little boats.

A Husband asked his wife. "Has thepostman come yet, dear?. "No she replied, But hes panting hard and sweating a lot..

[WhiteKnight]

A fish staggers into a bar. What can I get you? askes the landlord, The fish crocks "Water"