Funny Porn Movie Titles

[Fargo...really]

This came up in the chat line today, but I find the names of porn movies that "borrow" their titles from popular mainstream movies hysterical.

Have any favorites?
Feel free to make up your own titles as well.

Here's a few I found:


A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally

[Fargo...really]

Found some more (apologies, if I am the only one amused by this):


American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator

[scoobertina]

LMAO.. ok, you left Fargo and we kept it going... only we aren't as talented.. we couldn't think of hardly anything...

Harry Potter Licked the Sorcerors Stones...
P.S. I Suck You

[Tiglet]

:lmao These are great!

[Fargo...really]

How about non-porn movies that have porn titles:


The Bone Collector
Deep Impact
Fire Down Below
In & Out
Backdraft
Gone In 60 Seconds
Any Which Way You Can
Every Which Way But Loose
Howard's End
The Black Stallion
Big Daddy
Three Men and a Little Lady
The Fast and the Furious
Shaft
Driven
Blow
Snatch
Iron Monkey
Woman On Top

[redcat]

OMG...this is hilarious....too funny, Fargo. Thanks for the laughs.

[SunnyD]

How about non-porn movies that have porn titles:


The Bone Collector
Deep Impact
Fire Down Below
In & Out
Backdraft
Gone In 60 Seconds
Any Which Way You Can
Every Which Way But Loose
Howard's End
The Black Stallion
Big Daddy
Three Men and a Little Lady
The Fast and the Furious
Shaft
Driven
Blow
Snatch
Iron Monkey
Woman On Top



You are way too good at this game... something we should all know about you? :sc

[Fargo...really]

You are way too good at this game... something we should all know about you? :sc

And you thought my user name was geography-based.
It actually is my name "in the industry".

[SunnyD]

And you thought my user name was geography-based.
It actually is my name "in the industry".

Well looking at your avatar from this angle I think I recognize you know :lmao

[Fargo...really]

Well looking at your avatar from this angle I think I recognize you know :lmao

Ahhh, so you liked my work in "Phucket List", with Jack Nick "the hole" son and Morecum Freemanhood?

[SunnyD]

Ahhh, so you liked my work in "Phucket List", with Jack Nick "the hole" son and Morecum Freemanhood?


I thought it was "And you thought you were dreaming"

[niceones]

Nice gone wild

[PokerAfterDark]

Swingtown

[MarriedQt]

I have the best one yet


SEX Treck Cum where no man has cum before


If you get a chance download it it is funnier than shit

[mike76239]

you are what you eat.......you prick

[gspotlover]

Ben Hur Over

[gspotlover]

Glad her ate her

[gspotlover]

The Longest Lay

[Fargo...really]

Dude, Where's My Dildo ?
Tea Bagger Vance
Tits of Fury
Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
A Midsummer Night's Cream
A League of their Moan
I Cream on Jeannie

[bluegrass_74]

shaving ryans privates

[Loves2Flirt]

I work in a video store part time in the evenings and we have an adult room. Some of my fav titles that stick out to me are...

Sticky Pants
Charlie Wilson's Whore
Black Pie for the White Guy

I could go on and on, but there are tooo many!

[mholliday80]

Have you ever played, replace one word of the Movie title with penis or vagina. Good campfire game.
Ex: The Green Mile, The Green Penis

[Icarus]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[vicarious]

I've always liked:

The Hunt for Pink October

[mholliday80]

In college me and another roommate used to be Mormon, (back in Jr High and not since then). Two of our other roommates were in a store and saw a gay porn. It had two Mormon Missionaries on the cover in their bike helmets and everything else with their arms around each other. The title was "Missionary Positions". They did not rent it though.

[Torin]

Fatliners

:lmao

omg, what a hilarious thread!!

[vicarious]

Fatliners

:lmao

omg, what a hilarious thread!!

Yeeech...not sure I want to watch that one! LOL

[Fargo...really]

Add Momma to the Train
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Cum and Cummer
Inspect Her Gadget

[Fargo...really]

Man on the Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
My Best Friend's Wetting
My Big Fat Greek Woody
Sperms of Endearment

[OICurready4me]

69 Hours

Shaving my Private Ryan

Field of Creams

[sandycrotch]

I don't know if this one has been posted, too lazy to read em all and find out.

How about, "Johnny Anal"? If it isn't one, it should be.

[Fargo...really]

Top 10 Sarah Palin Porn Movie Titles:
1. Northern XXXposure
2. All The Vice President’s Men
3. Weapons of Ass Destruction
4. Peter North By Northwest
5. The Chest Wing
6. Palinmoans
7. Palin’s Column
8. Foreign Affairs
9. Head Of State
10. Hail To The VILF

[gspotlover]

Remember the Tight-Ones

All That Jizz

The Puss I Done Adventure

Best Little Whores Mouth in Texas

Fleshdance

The Deer Humper

[azerion]

How about "Harold does Kumar", The May-tits, The Impregnator and Forrest Hump

[Fargo...really]

Field of Wet Dreams
Lord of the C0ck Rings
The Bare B!tch PRoject
A Clockwork Orgy
Sex Trek, the Next Penetration
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Make It Rainman

[learman3]

the gigolo and Mrs. Muir

[jmsmith12345]

Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid

[jmsmith12345]

Yo Quiero Taco Smell