Please pause for a moment to remember...

[GeekMaster]

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Twinkie the Kid, and Cap'n Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as aman who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[Atrebla Rose]

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to
pay their respects, including Mrs.. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Twinkie the Kid, and Cap'n Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

AAAAAWWWWWWWWW my prayers are with the sweet family and a moment of silence will be taken this morning right before the raisin toast is eaten,,,,:lf

[jmsmith12345]

I, for one, am glad to see thqat son of a bitch dead. He was a homewrecker with his "flaky goodness"...my ass! Actually my wife's ass. All the time he would call to her.

"You know you want more" or "I am waiting for you to butter my rolls"

What the fuck is that all about? He did it so blatantly that I nearly caught him on several occasions. That no good lying bastard even had the nerve once to leave a trail a crumbs behind just to flaunt it in my face.

All the while, he is tempting my wife, lluring her into a dark obsession. She craved his buns and loved to poke his belly. Little did she know that he was using her all along. He revelled in the fact that her ass and thighs grew to enormous proportions and that her cholesterol was 635 when they found her on the floor, face glistening with butter, half a loaf in her mouth still. It was a very sad ending to a long downward spiral, and I still blame that son of a bitch for it. I am glad he is dead and I hope he burns to a crisp in hell.

Good ridence Mr. Doughboy!

[MrHyde]

Just want to give one last hoooo-hooooo in remberance of my boy. Pour a 40 to his memory.

[UltimateNaneki]

Mr DoughBoy was also loved in Canada too...at 3:50 we will all give 1min more of silence.

[Me]

:lmao
It's too damned early to laugh that hard!!!!
jm where do you come up with this stuff???

[Nomad(m)]

Now dats sum funny shit rite dare!!!

JM, I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss. If only you had seen the signs earlier.... Maybe you were too preoccupied with Sara Lee, and not your wife!

[Taren]

Awwww, jm....now tell us what you really think. lol

[Barkiss]

LMAO - Excellent post!!! And the commentary is hilarious too!!!

[Torin]

:lmao JM, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[fly]

I, for one, am glad to see thqat son of a bitch dead. He was a homewrecker with his "flaky goodness"...my ass! Actually my wife's ass. All the time he would call to her.

"You know you want more" or "I am waiting for you to butter my rolls"

What the fuck is that all about? He did it so blatantly that I nearly caught him on several occasions. That no good lying bastard even had the nerve once to leave a trail a crumbs behind just to flaunt it in my face.

All the while, he is tempting my wife, lluring her into a dark obsession. She craved his buns and loved to poke his belly. Little did she know that he was using her all along. He revelled in the fact that her ass and thighs grew to enormous proportions and that her cholesterol was 635 when they found her on the floor, face glistening with butter, half a loaf in her mouth still. It was a very sad ending to a long downward spiral, and I still blame that son of a bitch for it. I am glad he is dead and I hope he burns to a crisp in hell.

Good ridence Mr. Doughboy!


OMG...............that's hillarious!!!!
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[gdg]

I, for one, am glad to see thqat son of a bitch dead. He was a homewrecker with his "flaky goodness"...my ass! Actually my wife's ass. All the time he would call to her.

"You know you want more" or "I am waiting for you to butter my rolls"

What the fuck is that all about? He did it so blatantly that I nearly caught him on several occasions. That no good lying bastard even had the nerve once to leave a trail a crumbs behind just to flaunt it in my face.

All the while, he is tempting my wife, lluring her into a dark obsession. She craved his buns and loved to poke his belly. Little did she know that he was using her all along. He revelled in the fact that her ass and thighs grew to enormous proportions and that her cholesterol was 635 when they found her on the floor, face glistening with butter, half a loaf in her mouth still. It was a very sad ending to a long downward spiral, and I still blame that son of a bitch for it. I am glad he is dead and I hope he burns to a crisp in hell.



Good ridence Mr. Doughboy!

OMG someone pick me up off the floor. I have tears in my eyes. I needed a laugh this A.M. Thanks JM

[StripPoker]

:lmao

[jmsmith12345]

Now dats sum funny shit rite dare!!!

JM, I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss. If only you had seen the signs earlier.... Maybe you were too preoccupied with Sara Lee, and not your wife!

Sara Lee is a slut, she was banging Duncan Hines, and Frito Lay. I wanted no part of that two timing ho. If I were going to cheat on my wife, it would have been with Mrs. Smith. Her warm pie is to die for. But since Dough boy killed the wife, I am free to roam the isles for any sweet thing I can find.

Thank you for caring Nomad, you almost brought a tear to my eye. ;)

[jmsmith12345]

:lmao
It's too damned early to laugh that hard!!!!
jm where do you come up with this stuff???

There is this really dark room with a lock on the door, and several security guards posted 24/7.

[WandaRing]

Can we eat now? Gee, this thread is making me hungry!

[gdg]

I love it. I used to go with a "BIG HUNK", he used to try and make me do the "TOOTSIE ROLL".
Anyway he caught me cheating, walked in when I was screaming "Oh Henry"!! He was upset because he thought he was numero "UNO".
I am such a nympho, I was craving a "DING DONG" so I went for a ride down "ROCKY ROAD" and hooked up with the "THREE MUSKETEERS". Damn they were good, one was playing with my "MILK DUDS" and the others got me so hot and wet, playing with my "MOUNDS", ( i know it's plural but they fought over it and I gave them each half) it was like the "MILKY WAY".
The sure gave me "GOOD N PLENTY". AHHH, the memories. They call every once in awhlie, could not get enuf "BIT O' HONEY".