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[Norfolkdave]

Is this right
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

:lmao

[Penny]

LOL good one Dave :D

[Norfolkdave]

LOL good one Dave :D

Thankyou babe glad you liked it;)

[Sandy]

oh god dave i love your sense of humor:lmao

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

FANTASTIC Dave!!!!!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

oh god dave i love your sense of humor:lmao

Got to make people laugh too much saddness in the world today

[Norfolkdave]

FANTASTIC Dave!!!!!:lmao

Good I thought nearly right, the only one who may not laugh could be non other than.............WB???????:lmao

[Free2ChooseU]

OK...I have a good one for us...

Let's do a 'Who said this" and a "What movie am I from"....

Ok...Here's my first one....






WHO SAID:

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."


WHAT MOVIE:

"The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive."

[Penny]

I wont be good at this :(

[Wet Beaver]

Mark Twain


Full metal jacket

[Penny]

your good

[Free2ChooseU]

Mark Twain


Full metal jacket



DAMN..............

WETBEAVER is "ON"

both are right...

[Free2ChooseU]

I wont be good at this :(


Oh, sure you will Penny...

C'mon....You can do it...

:kk

[Free2ChooseU]

What's the movie?


"You talking to me?"


Who said?


Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
:kk

[firefly]

Mark Twain


Full metal jacket

*bows* Aren't you the smart one? ;)

[Penny]

The you talking to me rings a bell I cant place it though

[Wet Beaver]

*bows* Aren't you the smart one? ;)

it is easy if you use a search engine....

[firefly]

it is easy if you use a search engine....

:lmao That's cheating WB! :sp:

[Wet Beaver]

:lmao That's cheating WB! :sp:


no it's not.....but you can spank me if you wish...anytime..:gs

[Free2ChooseU]

it is easy if you use a search engine....


Whatever works huh.....
I have a book of quotes, and actually didn't think of the SE thingy....Makes things much easier, that's fer sure....

:kk

[Barkiss]

Taxi Driver

Ghandi

[firefly]

no it's not.....but you can spank me if you wish...anytime..:gs

:D Digging out my paddle as we speak!

[Free2ChooseU]

WHO SAID:

"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."



WHAT MOVIE AM I:
"A man's got to know him limitations"

:kk

[Norfolkdave]

WHO SAID:

"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."



WHAT MOVIE AM I:
"A man's got to know him limitations"

:kk

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Will Rogers
, the other part Im sorry I dont know;)

[Norfolkdave]

Here are 5 questions based on " movie dont quote me" what is the correct answers

Question 1:

How did this "Snatch" quote finish? “Never underestimate the predictability of… "

Criminals

Stupidity

Coppers

That sad little individual

Question 2:

What movie was this quote from? "The wave is mine"

Point Break

Endless Summer

Blue Crush

Airborne

Question 3:

What sports movie was this quote from? “This is no democracy, it’s a dictatorship, I am the law!”

Any Given Sunday

Mean Machine

The Water Boy

Remember the Titans

Question 4:

The lead singer of which band said this line? "That would be a waste of time" Hint: The movie starred Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze.

Pearl Jam

Creed

Coldplay

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Question 5:

"We'll make spears, long spears twice as long as a man" said William Wallace in "Braveheart". What was Hamish’s response to this?

'Hope we didnt get dressed up for nothing'

'What then? Stab the horses?'

'That’s a big spear'

'Some men are longer than others'

[dallyfoster]

Question 1:

How did this "Snatch" quote finish? “Never underestimate the predictability of… "

Stupidity


Question 2:

What movie was this quote from? "The wave is mine"

Point Break

Question 3:

What sports movie was this quote from? “This is no democracy, it’s a dictatorship, I am the law!”

Remember the Titans

Question 4:

The lead singer of which band said this line? "That would be a waste of time" Hint: The movie starred Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze.

Creed


Question 5:

"We'll make spears, long spears twice as long as a man" said William Wallace in "Braveheart". What was Hamish’s response to this?


'Some men are longer than others'


I know im no where near on a few, but..

[Norfolkdave]

Question 1:

How did this "Snatch" quote finish? “Never underestimate the predictability of… "

Stupidity


Question 2:

What movie was this quote from? "The wave is mine"

Point Break

Question 3:

What sports movie was this quote from? “This is no democracy, it’s a dictatorship, I am the law!”

Remember the Titans

Question 4:

The lead singer of which band said this line? "That would be a waste of time" Hint: The movie starred Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze.

Creed


Question 5:

"We'll make spears, long spears twice as long as a man" said William Wallace in "Braveheart". What was Hamish’s response to this?


'Some men are longer than others'


I know im no where near on a few, but..

Thankyou No1 is correct, No2 Incorrect, No3 Correct No4 Incorrect No5 Correct:wa:

[dallyfoster]

sounds like what I figured too... oh well

[dallyfoster]

What Movie did this line come from? :

"Pilgrim you have caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed, someone ought to belt you in the mouth, I wont, I wont, The hell i wont!"

[Norfolkdave]

sounds like what I figured too... oh well

Answers to no2 2 were "Airborne and no4 Red Hot Chilli Peppers;)

[Norfolkdave]

What Movie did this line come from? :

"Pilgrim you have caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed, someone ought to belt you in the mouth, I wont, I wont, The hell i wont!"

(John Wayne) in McClintock. ;)

[Norfolkdave]

And heres another.

Who said; "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."

[learman3]

And heres another.

Who said; "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."

That was master Yoda from Star Wars Episode IV

[dallyfoster]

You were right Hot Dave, congrats

[dallyfoster]

How about this one?

"You are cow/boys/, Cowboys!, not cowmen, not by a damn shot"

[Norfolkdave]

How about this one?

"You are cow/boys/, Cowboys!, not cowmen, not by a damn shot"

"The Cowboys" John Wayne

[Wet Beaver]

where was this when i need it...



http://www.cbc.ca/mondayreport/vide...and_daycare.wmv (http://www.cbc.ca/mondayreport/videos/husband_daycare.wmv)

[Penny]

lol :D

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Ha, Ha, Ha...you funny...you real funny!:nu

[MCat]

where was this when i need it...



http://www.cbc.ca/mondayreport/vide...and_daycare.wmv (http://www.cbc.ca/mondayreport/videos/husband_daycare.wmv)


This was so good.....:lmao

[Big O]

Well now that I'm not working I'm going to go and find the local chapter here in South Florida!
O

[Wet Beaver]

Ha, Ha, Ha...you funny...you real funny!:nu
whats the matter wiggles....to much like real life for ya??

[firefly]

:lmao That was great!

[Barkiss]

Sounds better than the alternative "honey-do" list that I'm subject to...

[Wet Beaver]

i like what they feed you for lunch..beer and pickles.....they make is sounds like you guy are pregnant....

[Barkiss]

i like what they feed you for lunch..beer and pickles.....they make is sounds like you guy are pregnant....

I like the La-Z-boy and nap...;)

[Wet Beaver]

I like the La-Z-boy and nap...;)

i thought it would have been the day trip......

[Barkiss]

i thought it would have been the day trip......

Actually...I thought a bunch of men tied up was more to your liking...;)

[Wet Beaver]

Actually...I thought a bunch of men tied up was more to your liking...;)

with you and Big O,,,, i thought it would be to your liking also......

[Big O]

I liked the beer and napping on the Lazyboy....

[Barkiss]

with you and Big O,,,, i thought it would be to your liking also......

I guess it depends who's doing the tying..

[Big O]

Those rope burns hurt!!
OUCH, it hurts sooooo good!!

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

whats the matter wiggles....to much like real life for ya??

That'll be the day...couldn't be farther from my life Beaver!:D

[dallyfoster]

Ugh, Im going to have to think of something a bit harder this time...

[dallyfoster]

1. " I'm the one that's rotting, but your face looks graver than mine."

2. "What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead who can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals."

3. "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

4. "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

5. "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

6. "I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife. "

7. "Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?"

8. "Someone has to tend to Chunky Butt's sex life. Chunky Butt is extremely horny."

9. "I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don't wanna die now. It ain't long enough. Sixteen years ain't gonna be long enough. I wish there was so much stuff I never seen. So many damn things I ain't seen enough. That time we were at Windrixville was the only time I've ever been away from my neighborhood. "

10. "Pretty impressive for farmers with pitchforks."

Ok... this should keep you busy for a while! Hah!

[Norfolkdave]

1. " I'm the one that's rotting, but your face looks graver than mine."

2. "What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead who can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals."

3. "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

4. "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

5. "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

6. "I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife. "

7. "Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?"

8. "Someone has to tend to Chunky Butt's sex life. Chunky Butt is extremely horny."

9. "I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don't wanna die now. It ain't long enough. Sixteen years ain't gonna be long enough. I wish there was so much stuff I never seen. So many damn things I ain't seen enough. That time we were at Windrixville was the only time I've ever been away from my neighborhood. "

10. "Pretty impressive for farmers with pitchforks."

Ok... this should keep you busy for a while! Hah!

I think the answers are:
1. Braveheart
2.Cool Running
3.Either Magnum Force or Dirty Harry
4. Forrest Gump
5. Gladiator
6.Hannibul
7.Indiana Jones and the last Crusade
8.The Nutty Professor
9, The Outsiders
10. The Patriot:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Mine is :
Madam, I knew Jane Goodall, and you are no Jane Goodall.

[Penny]

GOOGLE ARE THEY TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.?


www.google.com (http://www.google.com/)
type in the word failure

then hit IM FEELING LUCKY
:lmao :rofl1: :lmao

[Wet Beaver]

GOOGLE ARE THEY TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.?


www.google.com (http://www.google.com/)
type in the word failure

then hit IM FEELING LUCKY
:lmao :rofl1: :lmao

booooooo penny......booooooooo:(

[Penny]

Someone showed me that and I thought it was funny. It has to be done that way on purpose. I guess Google don't like Bush.

[dallyfoster]

George of the jungle?

[Sandy]

i agree with dally:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

George of the jungle?

Correct and your next, how are you?:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

i agree with dally:wa:

Hello come and join in, more the merrier:wa:

[dallyfoster]

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

[dallyfoster]

"You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung."

[dallyfoster]

Ranger Capt. Jake Cutter: Let him make a run for it, I'd say to myself.
Paul Regret: And then what would you say?
Ranger Capt. Jake Cutter: And then I'd say back to myself, you can't let him run. You swore an oath whent they put that badge on you.
Paul Regret: And that's important to you?
Ranger Capt. Jake Cutter: I said I swore an oath.
Paul Regret: Words!
Ranger Capt. Jake Cutter: Mon-sewer, words are what men live by... words they say and mean.

[dallyfoster]

Ok, there are a few for you Dave

[Norfolkdave]

Ok, there are a few for you Dave

Post one is I think from "Fast times at Ridgemont High 1982
Post Two....................Doc Holiday in Tombstone
Post Three..................John Wayne North to Alaska

[Norfolkdave]

Ok if Im right heres your starter and of course are there anymore movie buffs here, answer if you know then put your post on etc etc. This is purely movies ( not general)

.......Little men are smarter. There's not so much space between their ears.

[dallyfoster]

First two were right, third was wrong, got the correct actor though

[dallyfoster]

Is that The Raging Tide?

[mometal77]

I think it was clint eastwood pale rider?

[dallyfoster]

Who Said:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."

What Movie Am I:

"If you can stay on her for say.. a count of 10, I might just consider it come hiring time"

[mometal77]

last one is john wayne in cowboys first hmm john wayne in green berret cant spell..??



Who Said:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."

What Movie Am I:

"If you can stay on her for say.. a count of 10, I might just consider it come hiring time"

[Norfolkdave]

Is that The Raging Tide?

Yes your correct your turn:D

[Norfolkdave]

First two were right, third was wrong, got the correct actor though

What was the 3rd please

[dallyfoster]

It was the Comancheros

[Norfolkdave]

It was the Comancheros

Thankyou my friend, put some more up I tried:wa:

[dallyfoster]

First one:

Mister, I ain't got a bigoted bone in my body. You don't drop that axe I'll blast you to hell as quick as I would a white man.

Second one:

Sheriff J. P. Harrah: What the hell are you doin' here?
Cole: I'm lookin' at a tin star with a... drunk pinned on it.

Third one:

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.

Fourth one:

Ned Pepper: What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?
Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?
Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a bitch.

Fifth One:

Calhoun: Someone said this gold was already dug.
Lane: Keep digging.

[dallyfoster]

What movie is right, who said is wrong, way off ;)

[Norfolkdave]

What movie is right, who said is wrong, way off ;)

Douglas Corrigan

[Norfolkdave]

I think they are:
1....El Dorado 1967
2.Star Wars
3.True Grit
4 North To Alsaka

[dallyfoster]

all 4 of your answers are wrong, unless you meant for some of them to be on different numbers :)

[dallyfoster]

wrong again

[mometal77]

"If you can stay on her for say.. a count of 10, I might just consider it come hiring time"
It was john wayne.. he said it trying the boys out.. boy did he love kids what a giant of a man..
What movie is right, who said is wrong, way off ;)

[dallyfoster]

Yes, but my quote, the who said: thing is wrong

[Norfolkdave]

Well you got me on this one,

[Norfolkdave]

all 4 of your answers are wrong, unless you meant for some of them to be on different numbers :)

1. JD Cahill
2. Eldorado
3.Star Wars.
4.True Grit
5. Commencheros

[MCat]

[QUOTE=dallyfoster]Who Said:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."[QUOTE]

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
Napoleon Bonaparte

[dallyfoster]

Marycat is the winner

[dallyfoster]

First is right, second is right, which star wars for 3? 4 is right and 5 is wrong

[Norfolkdave]

No5 was it The Train Robbers

[Norfolkdave]

Marycat is the winner

Well done Mary:wa: :wa: :wa:

[mometal77]

hmm got me there..

Yes, but my quote, the who said: thing is wrong

[mometal77]

i think out of all the movies john wayne was in searchers was the best any comment on this?
Oh what was john waynes last movie?

[dallyfoster]

The shootist I believe was his last movie, and I think his best would probably be... The shootist or the Cowboys, in my opinion, and yes, Hot Dave, you were right on that guess

[dallyfoster]

in The shootist he was a gunmen, one of the last famous ones, he had cancer and had only a few months to live, and ended up calling together a bunch of gunmen to meet him in a bar, where he ended up coming in and they had a shoot out, the only reason he ended up dying was because the bartender shot him in the back with a scattergun, gaining the fame as being the one who shot the shootist

[Norfolkdave]

Ok then heres another if you want to continue.

"Out here a man settles his own problems."

[dallyfoster]

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

[dallyfoster]

Here is one for you:

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."

[Norfolkdave]

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Your good at this, and I admitt your taxing my brain and I like it, away you go your turn:wa:

[dallyfoster]

I use to do this with my parents every day

[Norfolkdave]

John Wayne...............The shootist

[dallyfoster]

Correct

[Norfolkdave]

Heres another movie quote.. Bud when it comes to the safety of these people, there's me and then there's God, understand?

[MCat]

Marycat is the winner

Cool....I love to win...:wa:

[dallyfoster]

That one is from The Abyss

[dallyfoster]

Match in the gas tank... boom boom! Boom boom!

[dallyfoster]

There you go, Dave...

[Norfolkdave]

This is a song I learned in church camps around fifty years ago.
It's the same kind of thing as Hole in the Bottom of the Sea,
Old MacDonald's Farm, The Twelve Days of Christmas,
The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly--

[Norfolkdave]

That one is from The Abyss

correct and I,ll hunt yours out tommorrow:wa:

[sixtynine]

so simple....

A to Z.... and away we go....


Anal in Amsterdam




and.... B.....

[flirtyblonde]

banging in bulgaria

[sixtynine]

Cunnilingus in Coventry

[flirtyblonde]

down in daventry

[sixtynine]

Exotic in Exeter

[flirtyblonde]

Frigging in france

[sixtynine]

Gagging for it in Great Yarmouth :hp:

[flirtyblonde]

humping in hungary:sex4:

[sixtynine]

I love you in Iceland :whee:

[flirtyblonde]

jumping in jamaica

[sixtynine]

Kissing in Kuala Lumpur

[flirtyblonde]

licking:blowjob: in liverpool

[sixtynine]

Masturbating in Manchester :wk

[Penny]

nooner at noon :D

[flirtyblonde]

nipple clamping in norway:boobs:

[sixtynine]

Orgasm in Oslo



(Penny, what's a nooner!?)

[Penny]

nooner= sex at noon on your lunch break :gs

[flirtyblonde]

playing in paris:sp:

[sixtynine]

Dam.... that means I gotta wait another 9 hours!

[sixtynine]

'Q'.... errr.... no, sod that





Rimming in Rocester :sp:

[flirtyblonde]

quickie in qubec :na

[GeekMaster]

Raunchy in Russia :D

[GeekMaster]

Sucking in St. Lucia!!!:blowjob:

[MCat]

:boobs: Tittillating in Tulsa..:boobs:

[sweetgapeach]

Tastey in Tahoe

[sweetgapeach]

Uniting in UK

[jasonmnusa]

virile in venice

[MCat]

:la: Wet in Wales

[Annie]

Whoopie in Washington

[Norfolkdave]

Wanking in Walsingham

[MCat]

xenophobe in Xenotes backyard

"xenophobe"
one with a mortal fear of being anally penetrated by an extra-terrestrial.


Damn....its the only thing I could find :D

[Willy S]

Hello, Annie Mull. I don't believe that we've met.

[Annie]

Hello, Annie Mull. I don't believe that we've met.

Hello Willy, no we haven't met. Haven't had much time to be on here lately, but it is nice to meet you now. Where are you from?

[flirtyblonde]

xenophobe in Xenotes backyard

"xenophobe"
one with a mortal fear of being anally penetrated by an extra-terrestrial.


Damn....its the only thing I could find :D


yank in yugoslavia ;)

[Willy S]

I'm from upstate NY, Annie. You?

[Willy S]

Hello to you too flirtyblonde.

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Annie how are you missed you

[jasonmnusa]

(un)Zipping her pants in Zimbabwe

Does that count? If so do i win for finishing first? What's the prize?

[MCat]

yank in yugoslavia ;)

Zatch in Zimbabwe

Zatch = female genitalia http://phrontistery.info/z.html

[MCat]

(un)Zipping her pants in Zimbabwe

Does that count? If so do i win for finishing first? What's the prize?

Ya I think you get the prize.....I must have posted the same time you did. What a search to find a Z word that has to do with sex....:D

[jasonmnusa]

well since you got a Z without putting un in front of it I'll let you have the win.

:kk there's your prize hun.

[MCat]

well since you got a Z without putting un in front of it I'll let you have the win.

:kk there's your prize hun.

Why thanks Jason, now you start us over with an A...

[Annie]

I'm from upstate NY, Annie. You?

Northwest Chicago Burbs

[phantomcat]

munching in Milwaukee

[phantomcat]

not a contest entry, just a favorite passtime

[Norfolkdave]

Sucking in Sherberg

[MCat]

Arousing in Argentina

[GeekMaster]

Basking (in the afterglow!!!) in Brazil! :hp:

[Norfolkdave]

Cumming in Cuba

[Annie]

Doing it in Denver

[MCat]

Ecstasy in East Berlin

[Annie]

Fooling around in Frankfurt

[spare_change]

Gettin' down in Gettysburg

[Norfolkdave]

Threesome in Turkey

[GeekMaster]

Hard on in Havana

[Norfolkdave]

Spunky in Somalia

[juli55]

Intercourse in Italy :)

[mr pike]

where in the world

[mr pike]

[berlin is beutifullQUOTE=marycat]Ecstasy in East Berlin[/QUOTE]

[Annie]

Jackin' in Jacksonville

[Wet Beaver]

licking in lesbos

[Norfolkdave]

Anal in Africa

[Sandy]

eruping in europe.

[Norfolkdave]

Kissing in Keyna

[sixtynine]

A. B. C. etc.... lmao



Licking in Lossiemouth :whee:


wow! nice avatar Annie :lf

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Cunnilingus in Cancun!:lf

[Norfolkdave]

Afraid I cant comment my windows wont load it, but judging by the remarks a good post.

[sweetgapeach]

LOL Too funny!!

[justask_me_2]

LOL!!! That was great!! Can I go?

[Sandy]

good i would love to know where you find this stuff lol

[Wet Beaver]

good i would love to know where you find this stuff lol

let see if i can explaine it... i have some wierd friends..most of them female..who hate all men(btw a few gay guys who hate women.)....and they send me this stuff by e-mail..... so much for stone les's being tolarent...lol... basically you just have to figure out what to search for....

[Norfolkdave]

Cunnilingus in Cancun!:lf

Where the hell is that....LOL:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Cumming in Cornwall

[GeekMaster]

I just gotta ask...


Has everyone forgotten their A B C's???

[Norfolkdave]

No A is for apple, B is for Brothel, and c is for cuckoo:lmao

[GeekMaster]

Anal in Amsterdam
Banging in bulgaria
Cunnilingus in Coventry
Down in daventry
Exotic in Exeter
Frigging in france
Gagging for it in Great Yarmouth
Humping in hungary
I love you in Iceland
Jumping in jamaica
Kissing in Kuala Lumpur
Licking in liverpool
Masturbating in Manchester
Nooner at noon
Orgasm in Oslo
Playing in paris
Quickie in qubec
Raunchy in Russia
Sucking in St. Lucia!!!
Tittillating in Tulsa..
Uniting in UK
Virile in venice
Wet in Wales
Xenophobe in Xenotes backyard
Yank in yugoslavia
Zatch in Zimbabwe (Zatch = female genitalia)

[Norfolkdave]

Anal in Amsterdam
Banging in bulgaria
Cunnilingus in Coventry
Down in daventry
Exotic in Exeter
Frigging in france
Gagging for it in Great Yarmouth
Humping in hungary
I love you in Iceland
Jumping in jamaica
Kissing in Kuala Lumpur
Licking in liverpool
Masturbating in Manchester
Nooner at noon
Orgasm in Oslo
Playing in paris
Quickie in qubec
Raunchy in Russia
Sucking in St. Lucia!!!
Tittillating in Tulsa..
Uniting in UK
Virile in venice
Wet in Wales
Xenophobe in Xenotes backyard
Yank in yugoslavia
Zatch in Zimbabwe (Zatch = female genitalia)


Dont you want anymore...oh dear:cry:

[GeekMaster]

Arousing in Argentina
Basking (in the afterglow!!!) in Brazil!
Cumming in Cuba
Doing it in Denver
Ecstasy in East Berlin
Fooling around in Frankfurt
Gettin' down in Gettysburg
Hard on in Havana
Intercourse in Italy
Jackin' in Jacksonville
Kissing in Keyna

[SirFox]

How about a-trying the A- Z names of members like.....

Lena is for Love....

Ffox is for ?

Any guesses? You might be surprised--- :lmao

[GeekMaster]

How about a-trying the A- Z names of members like.....

Lena is for Love....

Ffox is for ?

Any guesses? You might be surprised--- :lmao

GeekMaster is for "Good as it gets!" ;)

[SirFox]

GeekMaster is for "Good as it gets!" ;)

You start the Alphabet with G, GeekMaster?
;)

[Norfolkdave]

How about a-trying the A- Z names of members like.....

Lena is for Love....

Ffox is for ?

Any guesses? You might be surprised--- :lmao

Definetion not obtainable:D

[SirFox]

Definetion not obtainable:D

David.. you really have a choice in the alphabet ...do you list yourself under H for Hot Dave, under David Hot or For you, Hot Dave. Other suggestions? :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

David.. you really have a choice in the alphabet ...do you list yourself under H for Hot Dave, under David Hot or For you, Hot Dave. Other suggestions? :lmao

Boozy Bugger
Dimples Dave
Sir David
Knight of the Well
:lmao

[Jy]

A firend of mine works for CBC TV and sent me a copy of it. Isn't it a hoot?

[MCat]

Arousing in Argentina
Basking (in the afterglow!!!) in Brazil!
Cumming in Cuba
Doing it in Denver
Ecstasy in East Berlin
Fooling around in Frankfurt
Gettin' down in Gettysburg
Hard on in Havana
Intercourse in Italy
Jackin' in Jacksonville
Kissing in Keyna

Lapping it up in Lapland:lf

[MCat]

How about a-trying the A- Z names of members like.....

Lena is for Love....

Ffox is for ?

Any guesses? You might be surprised--- :lmao

You need to start a new thread for this one...:whee:

[Sandy]

please tell your friens thank you i love it. lol

[Norfolkdave]

Couldnt get attachment

[Sandy]

lmao nice penny real nice. lol

[SirFox]

You need to start a new thread for this one...:whee:

This thread is called "Around the World". ..well why don't we spice it up with some stories of around the world and sex...males, females, positions, funny stories and all found all around the World?

[Norfolkdave]

This thread is called "Around the World". ..well why don't we spice it up with some stories of around the world and sex...males, females, positions, funny stories and all found all around the World?

Sign at Norfolk farm gate:
BEWARE!
I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT :lmao

[SirFox]

Sign at Norfolk farm gate:
BEWARE!
I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT :lmao

How did you make it past the sign David? Good Gracious you are still around. Did you duck the shoot?

[Norfolkdave]

How did you make it past the sign David? Good Gracious you are still around. Did you duck the shoot?


Like all forms of hunting, fox hunting is a blood sport:lmao

[SirFox]

Like all forms of hunting, fox hunting is a blood sport:lmao

I see that in Britain hounds are still used to hunt people like me....

[Norfolkdave]

I see that in Britain hounds are still used to hunt people like me....

"Tally-ho!" :lmao

[sixtynine]

Back on track.... M!



Massaging in Maryland

[flirtyblonde]

nipping in normandy

[sixtynine]

oral in ormskirk

[flirtyblonde]

penetration in paris

[sixtynine]

quenching in quebec

[flirtyblonde]

raunchy in rome

[sixtynine]

sexy in scotland

[flirtyblonde]

tugging in texas

[sixtynine]

undressing in underriver

[flirtyblonde]

verile in virginia

[sixtynine]

Wanking in Windemere

[flirtyblonde]

Xcellent in Xian

[sixtynine]

Yanking in Yeovil

[flirtyblonde]

zapped in zaire

[sixtynine]

A very large Rabbit from Aberdeen

[flirtyblonde]

buggery in baltimore

[sixtynine]

Cumming in Cornwall

[flirtyblonde]

discustingly rude in detroit

[sixtynine]

Eating her out in Edinburgh

[flirtyblonde]

fucking in fresno

[sixtynine]

Giving her one in Gateshead

[flirtyblonde]

horny in houston

[sixtynine]

Inching it in slowly in Iceland

[flirtyblonde]

just straight sex in jacksonville

[sixtynine]

Kissing her neck softly in Kingsteignton

[flirtyblonde]

leaping on him in longbeach

[sixtynine]

Massaging her wonderful breasts in Massachusetts

[spare_change]

Nuzzlin' in Natchez

[Norfolkdave]

Oral in Ongar

[flirtyblonde]

pushing up in the pentagon :whee:

[juli55]

guixotic in quebec :)

[Norfolkdave]

ravishing in russia

[MCat]

Sucking in Senegal

[woody9340]

Two golfers were playing a round, we'll call them John and Bob. John hooked a tee shot into a field of buttercups. He started chopping around the field, looking for his ball. Suddenly, there was a bolt of lightning and Mother Nature appeared before him. "What are you doing?" she asked. John said, "I'm trying to find my ball." She said, "You are destroying these beautiful buttercups and as a punishment, you will not have butter on anything else for the rest of your life." John dropped his head and said "ok". Then she said, "Aren't there two of you?"
John replied, "Yes". She said, "Where is he?" John yelled out, "Bob where are you?". Bob yelled back, "Over here in the pussywillows".

[joe48]

Looks like John and Bob had better get it on together then.

[joe48]

Never the less a hole in one remains possibility.

[Piperbear34]

Lead her to a cliff and have her back up into you........I know, I know...that was naughty.:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

you have done that before??:shp:

[Norfolkdave]

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in the backyard.
When she took her panties off,
His woolly dick got hard:lmao

[Piperbear34]

Well, Wet...no I have not, but I have done a beaver before....:lmao

[Piperbear34]

Norfolk, your're a cheeky wee fellow are ye!:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

Well, Wet...no I have not, but I have done a beaver before....:lmao

careful....some beavers bite......:na