Your Favorite Oxymorons

[Alfa]

What are your favorite oxymorons?

With the Olympics coming up, the one I am laughing about now is solo synchronized swimming. Uh, wha?!

[fly]

OHHH excellent thread. I"m kinda partial to
"smartass" myself!

[Alfa]

Might as well put it out there before any of the ladies do: adult male

[cyclops]

How about Crash Landing?

[evolve]

civil war

[Tiglet]

Civil Disobedience

Jumbo Shrimp

[cyclops]

Modern History

[Alfa]

Bad luck

[WandaRing]

drive way
in Toronto the Don Valley Parkway

[evolve]

honest politician

[cyclops]

honest politician

Good Shit :ok

[Alfa]

Pretty ugly

[cyclops]

Sit up

[papabear48]

going nowhere

[evolve]

affordable housing

[WandaRing]

Adult children
Agree to disagree
click the start button to shut down
Criminal Justice
Death Benefits
Legally drunk
diet ice cream
dead body

[Alfa]

erectile dysfunction (ouch!)

[evolve]

genuine imitation

[cyclops]

Government Intelligence

[Alfa]

business ethics

[papabear48]

restricted free agent

[evolve]

temporary tax increase

[gspotlover]

Soft Porn

[likesbuttons]

i don't know nothing.

[Alfa]

Act naturally

[papabear48]

recent history

[Alfa]

- Press release
- Tight slacks

[papabear48]

war games

[ldon]

bum fuck

[Soffie]

What are your favorite oxymorons?

With the Olympics coming up, the one I am laughing about now is solo synchronized swimming. Uh, wha?!

Silly question I know, but how the heck do they know if it is synchronized or not if there is only one swimmer! Synchronized with what???:lmao

[Lethe]

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. Where I'm from it sounds like a piece of redneck furniture.

[Soffie]

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. Where I'm from it sounds like a piece of redneck furniture.

Love it Sarge!:lmao I wonder where a redneck would buy such a piece of furniture!

[Lethe]

Love it Sarge!:lmao I wonder where a redneck would buy such a piece of furniture!


You can prob get the whole works at just about any roadside flea market or yard sale. :lmao

[WandaRing]

land of the free :sc free what?

[cherokeered]

open door policy.....

[cherokeered]

free....you just pay for shipping and handling......??????

[OICurready4me]

dipshit.....is that some sort of fondue?

[cherokeered]

forever and a day.........ummmmmm, wtf does that mean????

[FizProf]

Moderate Republican

[angelis]

definitely maybe

(perfect for a Libran fence sitter like me!!!)

[angelis]

Hell's Angels :rolleyes:

[Alfa]

Anxious patient

[Ottoman]

To all of you on this thread.
LMFAO. These are great.

[Nomad(m)]

Voluntary Taxes

[redrulzu32]

happily married-
sounds of silence

[Shawn]

Free puppies

[Shawn]

Building Demolition

Deafening Silence.

[angelis]

Free puppies


:sc

[Nomad(m)]

original copy

[Nick182]

land of the free :sc free what?
exactly.



Liquid Gas

[Alfa]

Metal woods

[Ottoman]

Shrink to fit?
I don't think they had my favorite Tommy Bahama in mind when they coined that one.

[Holiday]

I am not a moron

[Alfa]

Global village

[cyclops]

Free Gift

[SunnyD]

one size fits all

(Don't know if anyone did that one)

[cyclops]

http://www.twinhead.com.my/images/products/thumb/works-logo.gif

[Tndream]

frost free freezer

[cyclops]

A Hard Day's Night

[Tndream]

Military Intelligance

[Tndream]

thunderous silence

[rj1002]

working vacation

[tnl82]

perfect relationship

[Ottoman]

drink up

[Alfa]

99% Fat Free

[Tndream]

stripper dressing room

[Sneaky]

Gay Republicans

[Ottoman]

Please hold. Someone will be with you momentarily.

[Alfa]

Draw a blank

[ldon]

Parking for Drive thru only-as seen at MCDonalds.

[OICurready4me]

Semi-boneless

[Alfa]

Light heavyweight

[FizProf]

honorable man

present company included

[Alfa]

Doing nothing

[Ottoman]

soft porn

[Alfa]

Long shorts

[Alfa]

Sun shade

[bert_burt2000]

Jumbo shrimp.
Hot chili

(Hungry anyone?)

[Tiglet]

Self-help group

[Brink]

Close acquaintance

Eh? What's all that about?

[deceptively_shy_m]

Occasional Table
(What are they doing the rest of the time?)

Religious Festival

Political Ethics

"Trouble connecting to the Internet? Check out our FAQ at www.bloody-useless.com"

[Stew]

For Sale by Owner

[Constance]

Alone together

awfully good

even odds

exact estimate

eyes wide shut

found missing

front end

least favorite

nothing much

safe sex

[Alfa]

Bitter sweet

[Psynge]

Military Intelligence...two words combined that can't make sense

MegaDeth

[OICurready4me]

Semi-boneless

[Nomad(m)]

limited lifetime guarantee

[coug511]

Take a piss

[Alfa]

Minor Crisis

[Midwest girl]

lonely marraige

[Midwest girl]

adolescent maturity

[Midwest girl]

grounded flight

[Midwest girl]

flame retardant cigarette

[Chip]

non-alcoholic beer

[Yankee]

Favorite Mistake

[Charmed]

Favorite Mistake

hahahahahahaahha Nice one :)

[Alfa]

Passive Aggressive
(for some reason this came to mind after one of the threads I was just reading)

[midnightlover]

Open Secret

[MSU]

working Congress.....

[midnightlover]

Strippers dressing room