Birthdays

[Trev]

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my
5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to
tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out
and threw it in th e garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then
ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said
with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then,
'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his
teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by
this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out
of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her
4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the
child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk
to you right now.
She's hitting the bottle."


MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in
the women's lo! cker room. When he was spotted, the room burst
into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy
watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever
seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches
to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my
afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age,
particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingl y intrigued her. One day I
found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and
whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"


DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a
party. When saw her father donning a tuxedo, she warned,
"Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her fi rst week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't
write and they won't let me talk!"

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was
fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly,
something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he
saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I
found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment
in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

[Krazi0469]

Those were sweet and funny.. lol thanks spare for sharing:wa:

[Shiane]

Through the eyes of children lol..... so cute!

[Sunfiresix]

Children are are greatest prize--we have to protect them as good as we can from all the crap in this world.

[Shiane]

Reminds me of the time we're all at the dinner table and my 5 yr old asks "Whats that hangy down thing on (my golden lab) Bodee's butt" Hearing this I chose to continue eating and ignore this question. To those of you with more than one child you know a question like this is never ignored, someone else will answer if you don't. So the 7 yr old hears the silence and says.... You know, it's the same thing that daddy has, but when he sits down that pink thingy pops out. At this point I nearly choked. Me, my hubby and my 12 yr old burst out laughing. All I could think about was a scene from the movie Meet the Fockers, it's ok the pink part didn't touch you.

[sweetgapeach]

:lmao :lmao Cute Trev !!


Reminds me when my Daughter was about 3 and she had walked by the Bathroom the door I guess cracked at little , Hubby standing taking a tinkle , and she said " Mommy I think are peepee's are broken , Daddy still has his !!

[Sandy]

lmao thanks for sharing trev, those jokes are so cute. :lmao

[sweetgapeach]

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp (http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp)


Here is a cool site that tells you almost everything about the day you were born . Pretty neat !!

[sweetgapeach]

You entered: 12/13/1966
Your date of conception was on or about 22 March 1966 which was a Tuesday.

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Sagittarius.
Your Life path number is 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439472.5.
The golden number for 1966 is 10.
The epact number for 1966 is 8.
The year 1966 was not a leap year.

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 10 April 1966.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 23 February 1966.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 29 May 1966.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 5 June 1966.

As of 1/3/2006 9:28:03 PM EST
You are 39 years old.
You are 469 months old.
You are 2,038 weeks old.
You are 14,266 days old.
You are 342,405 hours old.
You are 20,544,328 minutes old.
You are 1,232,659,683 seconds old.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.58356164383562 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)



There are 344 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 40 candles

Those 40 candles produce 40 BTUs,
or 10,080 calories of heat (that's only 10.0800 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.57 US ounces of water with that many candles.


In 1966 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1966 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile.
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%)
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)


Your birthstone is Blue Zircon
The Mystical properties of Blue Zircon

Zircon helps one be more at peace with oneself.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Blue Topaz, Ruby, Lapis Lazuli

Your birth tree is

Fig Tree, the Sensibility
Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humour, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.



There are 356 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 4 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was new.

[Jy]

You entered: 7/4/1965



Your date of conception was on or about 11 October 1964 which was a Sunday.

You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Cancer.
Your Life path number is 5 (http://www.astrology-numerology.com/num-lifepath.html#lp5).

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2438945.5.
The golden (javascript:popUp('bddefs.htm')) number for 1965 is 9.
The epact (javascript:popUp('bddefs.htm')) number for 1965 is 27.
The year 1965 was not a leap year.

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 18 April 1965.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 3 March 1965.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 6 June 1965.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 13 June 1965.

As of 1/3/2006 9:43:35 PM EST
You are 40 years old.
You are 486 months old.
You are 2,113 weeks old.
You are 14,793 days old.
You are 355,053 hours old.
You are 21,303,223 minutes old.
You are 1,278,193,415 seconds old.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.78982387475538 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)



There are 182 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 41 candles

Those 41 candles produce 41 BTUs,
or 10,332 calories of heat (that's only 10.3320 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.69 US ounces of water with that many candles. http://www.paulsadowski.com/clap.gif


In 1965 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1965 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile.
In 1965 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%)
In 1965 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)


Your birthstone is Ruby http://www.paulsadowski.com/images/6_stone.gif
The Mystical properties of Ruby Ruby is said to open one's heart to love.Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)


Carnelian
Your birth tree is


Apple Tree, the Love Of slight build, lots of charm, appeal and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.



There are 356 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 4 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.

[Trev]

You entered: 11/17/1970
Your date of conception was on or about 24 February 1970 which was a Tuesday.

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
Your Life path number is 9.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440907.5.
The golden number for 1970 is 14.
The epact number for 1970 is 22.
The year 1970 was not a leap year.

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 29 March 1970.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 11 February 1970.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 17 May 1970.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 24 May 1970.

As of 1/3/2006 10:24:20 PM EST
You are 35 years old.
You are 422 months old.
You are 1,833 weeks old.
You are 12,831 days old.
You are 307,966 hours old.
You are 18,477,984 minutes old.
You are 1,108,679,060 seconds old.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.02191780821918 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)



There are 318 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 36 candles

Those 36 candles produce 36 BTUs,
or 9,072 calories of heat (that's only 9.0720 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.11 US ounces of water with that many candles.


In 1970 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1970 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile.
In 1970 in the US there were approximately 2,158,802 marriages (10.6%) and 708,000 divorces (3.5%)
In 1970 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)


Your birthstone is Citrine
The Mystical properties of Citrine

Citrine is said to help one connect with Spirit.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Yellow Topaz, Pearl, Diamond

Your birth tree is

Chestnut Tree, the Honesty
Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

[MCat]

You entered: 7/14/1957



Your date of conception was on or about 21 October 1956 which was a Sunday. Parents were married October 13, 1956

You were born on a Sunday the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay , that's me ;)... well except for the gay part
under the astrological sign Cancer.
Your Life path number is 7 (http://www.astrology-numerology.com/num-lifepath.html#lp7).

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2436033.5.
The golden (http://javascript<b></b><img%20src=&quot;images/smilies/tongue.gif&quot;%20border=&quot;0&quot;%20alt=&quot;&quot;%20title=&quot;Stick%2 0Out%20Tongue&quot;%20smilieid=&quot;5&quot;%20class=&quot;inlineimg&quot;% 20/>opUp('bddefs.htm')) number for 1957 is 1.
The epact (http://javascript<b></b><img%20src=&quot;images/smilies/tongue.gif&quot;%20border=&quot;0&quot;%20alt=&quot;&quot;%20title=&quot;Stick%2 0Out%20Tongue&quot;%20smilieid=&quot;5&quot;%20class=&quot;inlineimg&quot;% 20/>opUp('bddefs.htm')) number for 1957 is -1.
The year 1957 was not a leap year.

As of 1/3/2006 10:30:01 PM EST
You are 48 years old. ( Shhhhhh)
You are 582 months old.
You are 2,529 weeks old.
You are 17,705 days old.
You are 424,942 hours old.
You are 25,496,550 minutes old.
You are 1,529,793,001 seconds old.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.92954990215264 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)



There are 192 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 49 candles Well shit !

Those 49 candles produce 49 BTUs,
or 12,348 calories of heat (that's only 12.3480 food Calories!) .
You can boil 5.60 US ounces of water with that many candles. http://www.paulsadowski.com/clap.gif


In 1957 there were approximately 4.0 million births in the US.
In 1957 the US population was approximately 150,697,361 people, 50.7 persons per square mile.
In 1957 in the US there were approximately 1,667,231 marriages (11.1%) and 385,144 divorces (2.6%)
In 1957 in the US there were approximately 1,452,000 deaths (9.6 per 1000)


Your birthstone is Ruby http://www.paulsadowski.com/images/6_stone.gif




The Mystical properties of RubyRuby is said to open one's heart to love. Thats why Hank bought me that ring :rolleyes: Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)






CarnelianYour birth tree is






Fir Tree, the Mysterious





Extraordinary taste, dignity, cultivated airs, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn,(true)
tends to egoism- (not true)
cares for those close to it,rather modest, very ambitious, talented,industrious-(true)
uncontent lover, many friends, many foes,-(not true)
very reliable.-(true)



There are 356 days till Christmas 2006!


There are 4 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning gibbous - this means:

waning

adj : (of the moon) pertaining to the period during which the visible surface of the moon decreases; "after full moon comes the waning moon" [ant: waxing (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=waxing)] n : a gradual decrease in magnitude or extent



adj.

Characterized by convexity; protuberant.
Having a hump; humpbacked.
So my birth moon had a decreasing humpback...

is that a good thing? :(

[Barkiss]

You entered: 3/8/1969
Your date of conception was on or about 15 June 1968 which was a Saturday.

You were born on a Saturday
under the astrological sign Pisces.
Your Life path number is 9.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440288.5.
The golden number for 1969 is 13.
The epact number for 1969 is 11.
The year 1969 was not a leap year.

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 6 April 1969.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 19 February 1969.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 25 May 1969.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 1 June 1969.

As of 1/3/2006 11:04:52 PM EST
You are 36 years old.
You are 442 months old.
You are 1,922 weeks old.
You are 13,450 days old.
You are 322,823 hours old.
You are 19,369,384 minutes old.
You are 1,162,163,092 seconds old.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.26418786692759 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)



There are 64 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 37 candles

Those 37 candles produce 37 BTUs,
or 9,324 calories of heat (that's only 9.3240 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.23 US ounces of water with that many candles.


In 1969 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1969 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile.
In 1969 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%)
In 1969 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)


Your birthstone is Aquamarine
The Mystical properties of Aquamarine

Aquamarine is often used to experience love and mercy. It is said to help ease depression and grief.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Jade, Rock Crystal, Bloodstone

Your birth tree is

Weeping Willow, the Melancholy
Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.



There are 356 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 4 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning gibbous.

[Norfolkdave]

You entered: 11/3/1946
Your date of conception was on or about 10 February 1946 which was a Sunday.

You were born on a Sunday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
Your Life path number is 7.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2432127.5.
The golden number for 1946 is 9.
The epact number for 1946 is 27.
The year 1946 was not a leap year.

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 21 April 1946.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 6 March 1946.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 9 June 1946.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 16 June 1946.

As of 1/4/2006 10:22:48 AM EST
You are 59 years old.
You are 710 months old.
You are 3,087 weeks old.
You are 21,612 days old.
You are 518,698 hours old.
You are 31,121,902 minutes old.
You are 1,867,314,168 seconds old.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 8.4587084148728 years old. (You old hound dog, you!)



There are 303 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 60 candles

Those 60 candles produce 60 BTUs,
or 15,120 calories of heat (that's only 15.1200 food Calories!) .
You can boil 6.86 US ounces of water with that many candles.


In 1946 there were approximately 2.8 million births in the US.
In 1946 the US population was approximately 131,669,275 people, 44.2 persons per square mile.
In 1946 in the US there were approximately 1,595,879 marriages (12.1%) and 264,000 divorces (2%)
In 1946 in the US there were approximately 1,417,000 deaths (10.8 per 1000)


Your birthstone is Citrine
The Mystical properties of Citrine

Citrine is said to help one connect with Spirit.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Yellow Topaz, Pearl, Diamond

Your birth tree is

Walnut Tree, the Passion
Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.

[sweetgapeach]

THE LITTLE GHOST
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the
bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no
toilet paper, so he used his hand. In his haste to get back to class he
forgot to wash, so he made a closed fist to hide it. When he got back to
class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said,
"A little ghost, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal
asked him, what do you have in your hand?" So the little boy said,
"A little ghost and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent home and his Mom asked him, "What do you have
in your hand? So again the little boy said, "A little ghost and if
I open my hand he will get scared away." Then his Mom got really mad and
yelled, "Open your hand NOW!" And the little boy said, "oh great Mom, now lookwhat you did, you scared the poop out of him!

[tiger50]

lol a classic, my 13 yo asked me what the clean and jerk was in weightlifting
soooooo i told him it was all about washing his hands properly before he had a jerk...... lol he cracked up... hey we have a very open relationship.....

[sweetgapeach]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

[sweetgapeach]

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . having money.
At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . having friends.
At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants

[Penny]

true :D

[lovemakenman]

you are correct

[snuggles]

:55 very cute, thank you all

[gnikeht]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.


Tried this with a Hair Blower....not nice....:cry:

[Shiane]

The other night I was out of town and talking to the girls, and im talking to the little one who's 6. She says what are you doing mom, i said I just finished eating and I'm on my way to work........ Theres a moment of silence and then she says ohhhh yeah you have to work so they will pay you a hundred dollars lol.

[GeekMaster]

At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

[Frank_2525]

When I got out of the Army I let my hair and beard grow. One day at church a small child looked up at me and asked if I was Jesus. I got a hair cut and shave the next day.

[sweetgapeach]

The other night I was out of town and talking to the girls, and im talking to the little one who's 6. She says what are you doing mom, i said I just finished eating and I'm on my way to work........ Theres a moment of silence and then she says ohhhh yeah you have to work so they will pay you a hundred dollars lol.

Cute ! LOl
I love the way they think .:)

[GeekMaster]

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! And Joey's mom wants to talk to you right now!!

[GeekMaster]

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE??



One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue.

It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

[GeekMaster]

The Little Cowboy

A little cowboy attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump and chest.

After a few minutes the little cowboy asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

The little cowboy, looking worried, said,

Dad, I think the FedEx guy wants to buy Mom."

[sweetgapeach]

Minds of first graders
>
>
>
>
> A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
> presented each child in her class the first half of a well known
proverb
> and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
>
> It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their
> insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that
these are
> first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is
> Classic!
>
> 1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop
running.
>
> 2. Strike while the.....................................bug is
close.
>
> 3. It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving
Time.
>
> 4. Never underestimate the power of . Termites.
>
> 5. You can lead a horse to water but . How?
>
> 6. Don't bite the hand that ......................... Looks dirty.
>
> 7. No news
is.............................................imp ossible.
>
> 8. A miss is as good as a .......................... Mr.
>
> 9. You can't teach an old dog new . Math.
>
> 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ............. Stink in the
morning.
>
> 11. Love all, trust .......................................... Me.
>
> 12. The pen is mightier than the ..................... Pigs.
>
> 13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to
relax.
>
> 14. Where there's smoke there's .................. Pollution.
>
> 15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the
presents.
>
> 16. A penny saved is ............................. Not much.
>
> 17. Two's company, three's . The Musketeers
>
> 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what . You put on to go to bed.
>
> 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and .......you
have to blow your nose.
>
> 20. There are none so blind as . Stevie Wonder.
>
> 21. Children should! Be seen and not . Spanked or grounded.
>
> 22. If at first you don't succeed ....................... Get new
batteries.
>
> 23. You get out of something only what you ....... See in the
picture on the box.
>
> 24. When the blind lead the blind .................. Get out of the
way.
>
> And the WINNER and last one!
>
> 25. Better late than.....................................Pregnant
>
>

[Norfolkdave]

Cute as they are, they can be little horrors and trouble makers and of course in this country your not allowed to smack em now as they will have you for assault, and their bloody human rights.

[Sandy]

awe sweet thats so cute.

[bonzzz4292]

i like that about the kid (first graders). it is supprising to many just how children have a grasp on reality. if we could only see as they do, or as we once did.



as for the trouble....yes they can be devils when awake and aggels when asleep. i got to say i would not trade any of the children that i do know.
we have a 3 yr old nephew and a 7 yr old niece.
my son might marry into a family with a 2 yr old boy. that will be our first grandchild. that is SCARY.