Favorite Movie Lines

[vicarious]

List some of your favorite movie lines.

One that comes to mind:

"I haven't been fucked like that since the 3rd grade"
-Marla, Fight Club

[ding412]

Your're more in need of a blow job than any white man in history.(Robin Williams, Good morning Vietnam)

[Nick182]

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley (Airplane)

[ding412]

Say hello to my little friend! Scarface

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo

Jay and Silent Bob

[Sneaky]

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo

Jay and Silent Bob

I love Kevin Smith. From Clerks....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94wGndbOIPk

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

I love Kevin Smith. From Clerks....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94wGndbOIPk

That was a great Movie.... lol.. and the bathroom scene...priceless....:wy:wy

[MarriedQt]

Feeling lucky punk?? Clint Eastwood

[Sneaky]

That wa a great Movie.... lol.. and the bathroom....:wy:wy

Yeah. The whole movie is great. Also from there: "Try not to suck and *&%$ while you are walking through the parking lot!".

LOL.

[MarriedQt]

I fear you underestimate the sneakiness! Mr. Deeds

[Bandit]

Shall we play a game?

Wargames

[siempre_insatiable]

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

Ghostbusters has a lot of good one-liners.

[vicarious]

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."

Team America: World Police

[CuriousOne]

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds." Superbad

[Constance-41]

List some of your favorite movie lines.

One that comes to mind:

"I haven't been fucked like that since the 3rd grade"
-Marla, Fight Club


I loved that one too. That is actually one of my favorite movies. Was watching it this morning while I was getting ready for work.

[MyFavMistake^f]

One of my favorites Bull Durham

Annie: What do you believe in then?

Crash:
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight.

[cherokeered]

From Jaws..........


"You're gonna need a bigger boat."............:yks

[Bandit]

I see dead people....

Sixth Sense

[Constance-41]

Well, good luck with that.
Spongebob squarepants

[Fargo...really]

A couple of quotes from "Definitely, Maybe":

Dad telling his daughter about his youth:
Will (dad): I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
Maya (daughter): What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will: They still haven't come up with one yet.

"I wanna marry you because you're the first person that I wanna look at when i wake up in the morning and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight. Because...the first time that i saw these hands i couldn't imagine not being able to hold them. But mainly, when you love someone as much as i love you."

Will: "But I haven't told you the happy ending yet..."
Maya: "And what is that?"
Will: "You!"

"I kept the book... because it was the only thing I had left of you."

[evolve]

The Station Agent

Joe Oramas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/): Hey listen, if you guys do something later, can I join you?
Finbar McBride (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/): We're not gonna do something.
Joe Oramas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/): No, I know, but if you do, can I join you?
Finbar McBride (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/): We're not gonna do something later.
Joe Oramas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/): Okay, but, if you do?
Finbar McBride (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/): Okay.
Joe Oramas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/): Cool.


Finbar McBride (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/): You said you weren't going to talk to me if I sat here, Joe.
Joe Oramas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/): I haven't said anything in like twenty minutes.
[Fin checks his pocket watch]
Finbar McBride (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/): Nine.
Joe Oramas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/): You timed me?
Finbar McBride (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/): Mm-hmm.
Joe Oramas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/): That's cold, bro.


Joe Oramas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134072/): It's the librarian fantasy, man. Glasses off, hair down, books flying.
Finbar McBride (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/): She doesn't wear glasses.
Olivia Harris (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0165101/): Well, buy her some, it's worth it.

[Dsparate Hswife]

"George!!!...Am I paying you to be a canary?"
It's A Wonderful Life

[Tiglet]

Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

[after blowing the train car to smithereens]
Sundance Kid: Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

and

Sundance Kid: You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at.

[vicarious]

One of my favorites Bull Durham

Annie: What do you believe in then?

Crash:
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight.

One of my favorites!

[vicarious]

I loved that one too. That is actually one of my favorite movies. Was watching it this morning while I was getting ready for work.

Nice. I like that movie the more I watch it too...there's a lot there. Not a simple movie. Kudos!

[NotTooGirly]

In the immortal words of Socrates... "I drank what?"

"Real Genius"

[deceptively_shy_m]

God:Arthur...Arthur...King of the Britons...

Arthur and the Knights bow before the holy vision.

God: Don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand it's people grovelling.

King Arthur: Sorry.

God: And don't apologise! Every time I try to talk to somebody it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" or "I'm not worthy." What are you doing now?

King Arthur: I'm averting my eyes, Oh Lord.

God: Well don't! It's like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing. NOW KNOCK IT OFF!!!


And later in the same film

Ni!

[vicarious]

God:Arthur...Arthur...King of the Britons...

Arthur and the Knights bow before the holy vision.

God: Don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand it's people grovelling.

King Arthur: Sorry.

God: And don't apologise! Every time I try to talk to somebody it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" or "I'm not worthy." What are you doing now?

King Arthur: I'm averting my eyes, Oh Lord.

God: Well don't! It's like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing. NOW KNOCK IT OFF!!!


And later in the same film

Ni!

Classic. Actually, any line from Holy Grail is the best. Follow up with another classic Python movie...

[vicarious]

Brian (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): Now, fuck off!
[silence]
Arthur (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

[NotTooGirly]

And we can't forget...

"Help, I'm being repressed!! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!"

Monty Python FTW!! :)

[phantomkreeper]

Full Metal Jacket: I'll gouge out your eye balls and skull fuck you!!!!

[vicarious]

And we can't forget...

"Help, I'm being repressed!! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!"

Monty Python FTW!! :)

Hehehe...Bring out yer dead!

...And they ate Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing! yeah.

[FizProf]

Memorable quotes for
The Pick-up Artist (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093737/) (1987 (http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Years/1987/))




Jack Jericho (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/): Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?
Jack Jericho (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/): Did anyone ever tell you you're too good to be true?
Randy Jensen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000208/): No only that I'm too truthful to be good.

[vicarious]

Pick any from Airplane:

I am serious...and stop calling me Shirley

[Loves2Flirt]

When you find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to start right now. When Harry Met Sally

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

BoonDock Saints

Rocco: "I can't buy a pack of smokes with out runnin into 9 guys you've fucked"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=774JiSMWdQQ&feature=related

[Fargo...really]

BoonDock Saints

Rocco: "I can't buy a pack of smokes with out runnin into 9 guys you've fucked"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=774JiSMWdQQ&feature=related

My son just told me yesterday to watch that movie, as he really liked it. Is it pretty good?

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

My son just told me yesterday to watch that movie, as he really liked it. Is it pretty good?

I love that movie.... one of the best scenes is deleted at the end... not sure on your tases... But I enjoyed it.

[Luna]

Well, good luck with that.
Spongebob squarepants

omg ... that was funny...

I have nothing to add, can't remember the way you all seem to, but reading these is making my day!!

[Fargo...really]

I love that movie.... one of the best scenes is deleted at the end... not sure on your tases... But I enjoyed it.

Thanks, I will put it at the top of my NetFlix queue.

[clifton54]

"Say hello to my little friend"
- Scarface