What I think About Your Avatar

[redcat]

The chicken's wanting to be on a leash???

[bighands]

now that is the type of present you just want to unwrap and start playing with

[redcat]

Would you open the present with your pecker..errrr, beak?

[Brak_45]

Nice to see you on all fours...I can relate

[Stew]

Look away, please look away.........

[redcat]

Who knew I could do ALL my holiday shopping at the tree lot?

[dcowboy09]

I really have to stay under the tree that long??? when will I get opened?

[redcat]

Ohhh, can I trace those lines? With my tongue?

[Brak_45]

who says the bow is the most important wrapping...

[scoobertina]

I wanna stroke the puppy!

[Xanadu7]

I wanna flick the bulbs to make sure they're workin

[Han Solo]

No offense...but that hat aint' NEAR big enough :sry

[MadameWhispers]

No offense...but that hat aint' NEAR big enough :sry

mr scrooge having a nightmare ~~

[scoobertina]

I have legs to there

[Sneaky]

Festive Sexy Lady :)

[Charmed]

WOW......It's like your legs go all the way to your ass!

[Stew]

Nice Suspenders!

[hazeleyes5]

where the hell am i going with this tree anyway???

[disturbiagirl]

Sheesh....I need to take up fishing...again

[Fwd40s]

She looks like she would enjoy other things in her mouth as well

[KSRhino]

just chillin'

[hazeleyes5]

Puff the magic dragon...

[KSRhino]

lives by the sea

[IALionGuy]

How does a rhino match up with a lion in the jungle?

[glamourgirl]

think id like to ride on the back of a bike through the mountains on a fall day

[IALionGuy]

How I would love to give you that ride...you'll need to change into something that fits a little tighter...just gettin' you ready...

[Stew]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[disturbiagirl]

that looks like a lot of work....

[DirtRacer9]

you better make sure to brush and floss tonight....

[Stew]

ditto

[DirtRacer9]

no wonder you're tired....

[so_very_fine]

I liked smurfette better

[disturbiagirl]

Do you give bow-tying lessons?

[DirtRacer9]

How long you gonna suck on that thing...?????

[disturbiagirl]

Until I lose a bet DR...LOL

I too liked Smurfette better....just sayin'

[DirtRacer9]

I don't think you are a real blonde.....lol

[disturbiagirl]

Don't follow to closely

(and you are right...I'm not)

[Rex]

staring at me while you are doing that! wow

[disturbiagirl]

Love it!!

[Sneaky]

I always say having a big mouth can be a GOOD thing! :D

[IALionGuy]

Oooh...mmmmm...legs!

[Sneaky]

Leather!

[disturbiagirl]

Lovin' the stripes!!

[lastnite1999]

I want to lick all here sticky fingers...and then..

[Joe Cool]

Save us, Ultraman (to get the full effect, imagine my mouth moving out of synch with my words...like in one of those Japanese monster movies that has been dubbed over with English).

[Frenchie_lady]

well, you have a mighty big... sax ;)

[Charmed]

It's the best one you have ever had!

[IALionGuy]

I'm going to the "I'm so horny..." thread now because of it.

[Joe Cool]

well, you have a mighty big... sax ;)


Well, you know what they say about guys with big saxes...big sax cases.

Feeling zipper-envy.

[MadameWhispers]

would love to see the front of.....ummmm your sax....

[bryan3636]

gotta love a girl whose bows match her outfit

[MadameWhispers]

mmmm would love to help him check out those lights......make sure they blink.....

[disturbiagirl]

If I lick you Bryan...will I get electrocuted??

[bryan3636]

Well, there will be sparks but that's to be expected

[disturbiagirl]

I believe it may be worth the risk....just sayin'

[bighands]

Talk about a gay lollipop!! Been sucked for two weeks now and nothing?

[HlpMeEscpe]

Nice peppermint stick;)

oooops...to slow....that was for DG.

[disturbiagirl]

almost identical to the view out my window right now

[bighands]

almost identical to the view out my window right now

so you live in the north pole? Interesting

well, it makes me wanna be long firm and sweet. Wait! that is exactly what I am, talk about coincidence...

[Siv7]

Don't wanna interrupt. But cmon BIG you have way better avs then that!!!

[bighands]

Don't wanna interrupt. But cmon BIG you have way better avs then that!!!

you are so right, my bad, i'll correct that in a sec!

[disturbiagirl]

sheesh....all I can think about is BBQ chicken....lol

[bighands]

sheesh....all I can think about is BBQ chicken....lol

well it is about time you stop sucking that stick and eat me...

[Siv7]

I all of a sudden want a candy cane......

[bighands]

are we alone on the site? does this mean we get to do lots of nasty stuff?

[Jaded]

Does it taste like chicken?

[Siv7]

I hear it all taste like that..lol

[Jaded]

I hear it all taste like that..lol

Ive heard the same thing ;)

[Koekje]

how is Santa supposed to get his head in there?

[Jaded]

Are you sleep posting ;)

[Siv7]

sexy sitting by the tree waiting for santa

[Jaded]

Wondering where the rest of Santa's suit ended up ;)

[laineycali]

looks like santa forgot something...

[laineycali]

haha applies to both of you!

[Siv7]

Lainey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[laineycali]

:wy MIZ SIV.. ..

[sandycrotch]

Nice Rack!

[Siv7]

nICE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yaser]

Sexy legs

[Siv7]

aWWW my yaser..

[yaser]

Sexy feet

[Singeon]

Searching

[so_very_fine]

Steamy

[bighands]

great view from that window (if your outside looking inside, obviously...)

[Singeon]

Edgy

[hazeleyes5]

Its a wonderful LIFE........

[Stew]

Oh crap!!!! Look where I stuck that fly!

[hazeleyes5]

Where in the hell am i Lugging this tree to anyway?

[HvenSent]

Ohhh S*#t now I got thigh high tan lines.

[hazeleyes5]

BillBoard!!!!!!!!

[Travelling_Guy]

I wont be commenting in this thread anymore ... gets me into too much trouble

[hazeleyes5]

where ohh where is that bottle with the Jeanie ??

[Fwd40s]

You've had that avatar for a long time. And that water should be freezing soon.

[hazeleyes5]

maybe...maybe not.....maybe..

[glamourgirl]

i think i need to learn to fish!

[Fwd40s]

I like the new dress but you look much better in shorter dresses.

[Brak_45]

You really can get out of that without help right?

[Fwd40s]

Now what is it with the tiny midget muts ?

[glamourgirl]

you keep missing me.....Whew!

[BlueEyedMale40]

Very beautiful, very classy (like much the user with it).

[glamourgirl]

I think we should dance....

[Fwd40s]

I think you should change into something more comfortable

[glamourgirl]

I think you should stop throwing snowballs at me...making me run in these heels

[Fwd40s]

Seeing you move in those heels is an interesting thought. Especially since you have to lift that dress higher to run.

[daisyduck]

throwing snowballs at ya!

[Frenchie_lady]

i wonder what the kids say when you give them a candy cane after they sat on Santa's knees!

[Fwd40s]

That so much looks like a target for me :)

[bighands]

i wouldn't be surprised if some team made an offer to this dude, good hand...

[MuchachitaSpice]

... waiting for someone..

[bighands]

... waiting for someone..

well are you cumming or not?

[fourisit]

I dont want to have to spank you but I told you if you were naughty I would have to turn you over my knee and you just didnt listen......

[glamrockfan]

put this puzzle together

[bighands]

I dont want to have to spank you but I told you if you were naughty I would have to turn you over my knee and you just didnt listen......

I'm being naughty!! I'm being naughty!!

BTW, that heart puzzles me, in a good way.

[fourisit]

If I have to wait a second longer I am going to....

(ps its not a puzzle its a fence around my heart)

[bighands]

"ok, guys, here's the plan: first use the dynamite, bring the fence down, put it in the van, and take it right to the palm of my hand, were I will make sure it never feels trapped again...

[Frenchie_lady]

how about you make a welcoming sign... i wouldn't mind sitting on your knees

[bighands]

"looking for 1930's round shaped behind. Lap dance experience welcomed"

[hazeleyes5]

frenchie....u seem to have lots of sitting on knees...the marks are still there in ur cheeks

[Fwd40s]

For Frenchie....Looks like more target practice. But you need some color.

[Frenchie_lady]

Fwd... I wonder who pissed him off!

[hazeleyes5]

crawl on up onto that couch....

[Atrebla Rose]

if I was in Alberta today,,,,I would have my own rod,,,,ready made,,,stiff and ya all that eh!

[hazeleyes5]

i'm a rose...with a silly imagination....yep

[Frenchie_lady]

I wonder if anyone ever tried to take a bite, i mean, its a very nice ass

[hazeleyes5]

You do that...

[Frenchie_lady]

you just keep fishing, maybe something will bite lol

[november]

frenchie lady, i just love yours!!

[hazeleyes5]

woow..i'll pick you up in no time..mmmmmmmm

[Frenchie_lady]

how about you turn around for once huh? lol

[Atrebla Rose]

Someone is asking for a spanking,,,,who is brave enough?

[ldon]

white roses? Sure I'll be your friend.

[Frenchie_lady]

i'd be worried for the draperies if i were you! lol

[Brak_45]

I didn't think you believed the junk in the trunk remark.....

[Frenchie_lady]

he's been a good boy, give him the treat already!

[Brak_45]

Didn't know that got too hot and needed air!

[Atrebla Rose]

Awww they are so ummmm fuzzy,,,can I cup them?

[Frenchie_lady]

Can't smell as good as it looks

[Fwd40s]

still looks like target practice to me :)

[Frenchie_lady]

still looks like target practice to me :)

Waiting for an invitation to practice darling?

That snowman doesn't look like it needs any practice lol

[HvenSent]

With that Santa who cares about the presents...

[HvenSent]

LOL I just realized its Frenchie on top lol

Well here it goes I hope the fur keeps you warm outside?

[Stew]

What do you think of these wings?

[Frenchie_lady]

if i give you my address, would you deliver that tree to me? lol

[bighands]

i knew michael jackson hadn't really died!

[hazeleyes5]

will you put the tree up already!!!!!!!.....

[hazeleyes5]

will you put the tree up already!!!!!!!.....

[Stew]

Why the boots?

[hazeleyes5]

i wonder if i'm going around in circles???...

[glamourgirl]

haz...i think you should find the phone you keep in the boots...you have been looking for it for months now...

[glamrockfan]

i'm ready for a night on the town

[daisyduck]

kid play rocks!

[MuchachitaSpice]

... lil good helper...

[FizProf]

Santa's headed for marriage counseling!!!

[MuchachitaSpice]

...omgosh can I keep you...

[daisyduck]

santa baby where are you?

[hazeleyes5]

i'm here..come on in baby lets get started...

[yaser]

Hazeleye,your ass will be frozen.

[glamourgirl]

oh yaser, you are a handsome man

[(guest)]

Elegant

[MuchachitaSpice]

...Princess

[glamrockfan]

santas little hooker i mean helper :-)

[hazeleyes5]

Mucha...oh...the dream in my mind...

[glamrockfan]

now where did i put that spinnerbait

[MuchachitaSpice]

... I want to go for a ride...

[Shawn]

Umm what was this thread about again?

Oh yeah .. I hope that Santa delivers this year.

[Frenchie_lady]

You know, aiming at yourself in the mirror is not considered a failed suicide attempt...

[hazeleyes5]

just a second...i need my sun glasses...

[daisyduck]

i need some fish

[MuchachitaSpice]

... I love you Santa... she is the best present any curious girl could have....

[bighands]

with all the santa-helper avatars going around on the site, I'm starting to believe Tiger Woods is santa...

[DirtRacer9]

..nice watch...??? lol

[daisyduck]

dont hurt yourself!

[DirtRacer9]

I am ALL that...!!!!!!!!!..WITH a side of French Fries....

[neil48]

the loser.....sorry DR, I heard....lol

[likesbuttons]

got any more cookies & milk?

[Down to Zero]

Hot Neil .. very Hot .. so hot I might let you stick the tip in..... No Homo.....

[Stew]

Not bad for 44 Eh?

[likesbuttons]

that's a big one!

[glamrockfan]

abs of steel

[likesbuttons]

light em' up man!

[Stew]

I was thinking about getting them pierced........whatcha think?

[daisyduck]

caring the tree home!

[likesbuttons]

look like your "on" button is back there?

[Stew]

Hey, I am ripped! Cool!

[MuchachitaSpice]

...moving on...

[(guest)]

Always cute and sassy

[neil48]

...moving on...
come help santa

[Stew]

How long to I have stay under these lamps to get this so called Tan?

[(guest)]

Santa needs some serious help.

[bighands]

well that is actually a Spanish Male Cat so its not like I'm a completely turned on, although I must say, Antonio has a nice looking ass going for him...

[Frenchie_lady]

You know you shouldn't wear white after labor day right? lol

[bighands]

just to think that ass is probably 90 yrs old now, aarrrghhhh!!

[redcat]

I look good in white!!

[Catman354]

The show stopper :)

[disturbiagirl]

makes me want to take up arson....

[neil48]

Dist can handle a mouthfull

[MuchachitaSpice]

... Oh Santa!!! :yks...

[Gigglez]

What only the good boys get under their christmas tree

[Joe Cool]

Boots: check
Hat: check
Gloves: check

Now, seems like I'm forgetting something.

[bryan3636]

Man, I bet it's hard to sleep at night

[Taren]

Careful you don't blow a bulb.

[Stew]

Can you toss me my shirt?

[Koekje]

I want that body for Christmas.. Promise I will use it well...

[HlpMeEscpe]

Don't you look at me with those puppy dog...err kitty cat eyes.

[Taren]

hmmm, Have you been good enough to play in that snow with me?

[EZ4U2SAY]

If only I could zoom in on that tatoo

[so_very_fine]

great tatoo

[MadameWhispers]

nice bow....

[glamrockfan]

long legs

[EZ4U2SAY]

awesome legs and stockings...oh and yes...excellent ass :)

[Siv7]

mmmmmmmmmm BLUE

[EZ4U2SAY]

OMG....Red is my Favorite....:) SO HOT!

[HlpMeEscpe]

ummm...wellll....ummmm....ummmmm...one of your....ummmm....boobs fell out :)

[MadameWhispers]

hip....

your winter scene makes me miss chicago and all the winter going on there....

[EZ4U2SAY]

Let it Snow!

[Gigglez]

I'm thinking blue balls for some reason

[EZ4U2SAY]

I am thinking a wreath would be fun to fall into

[Siv7]

Thinking~~~You need to keep posting so u can get an xmas av :)

[DirtRacer9]

someone didn't "wrap" that present very well....

[EZ4U2SAY]

Thinking I will especially with such a great incentive!:)

[Gigglez]

Thinking you need a different av (FOR MY STALKER >>> DR)

[EZ4U2SAY]

Good thinking! I am trying :)

[Siv7]

EZ IS my new friend :)

[EZ4U2SAY]

SIV made me Happy today!

[ldon]

Your boob fell out miss.

[Siv7]

Speedy!!!!!!!! Ya my boob fell out~~~ It happens

[glamourgirl]

hmmm very sexy girl!

[Siv7]

Very Glamorous

[Travelling_Guy]

very very hot

[laineycali]

GREAT arse!!!

[Singeon]

Edible

[FizProf]

Nick admiring Jordan in the Great Gatsby?
And how do you feel about the two-bad-drivers theory of accidents?

[Singeon]

Nick admiring Jordan in the Great Gatsby?
And how do you feel about the two-bad-drivers theory of accidents?

A Cuteness lure so far off the scale as to be...guaranteed to catch something!

(and btw...very comfy with the accident theory!),...:-)

[HvenSent]

I think hes waiting for her to invite him to nah,nah,nah after a long days of work.

[hazeleyes5]

waiting for instructions on where to fly

[DirtRacer9]

hung like a ......

[hazeleyes5]

hiding his surprise

[Atrebla Rose]

WOW,,,,with a back view like that who would have thought the front was this

[hazeleyes5]

Now u know....don't roses whither???

[Frenchie_lady]

Well, wish I could have a ride on that ;)

[hazeleyes5]

if your clean...sure you can have a ride

[dcowboy09]

i wonder if anyone notices i have no underwear on.......

[Brak_45]

Its going to be a little cold even in texas for that with no undies

[dcowboy09]

if I had a caddie I could have brought beer for the game

[Frenchie_lady]

you must have a coboy hat...

[glamrockfan]

in the words of whitenake "slide it in, right to the top"

[Frenchie_lady]

I hope its in a garage right now and away from salt and snow!

[ldon]

wish you were my neighbor and I was looking out my back door.

[happygirl101]

Speedy Gonzales!!!! I love him!!

[Brak_45]

A great pair of...shoes...how much did they set you back?