Tell us about your day!

[pastryman]

your telling me...damn customers don't they know I have to post and not answer emails all dayDont you hate it when those work e-mails get in the way of posting ;) :wa:

[sex_kitten_4u]

your telling me...damn customers don't they know I have to post and not answer emails all day

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Sandy]

i'm sitting here enjoying my cup of coffee and my day off. :D

[sex_kitten_4u]

sitting here texting the sexiest man i know

[Shiane]

Enjoying my day off, posting, been up since 4am, sitting in the chat room alone and thinking about doing a little painting.

[Norfolkdave]

Relaxing and Im,ng a friend and enjoying the afternoon

[spare_change]

sitting here texting the sexiest man i know


I got it!!! Thank you, dear!

[sex_kitten_4u]

I got it!!! Thank you, dear!

you are very welcome dear :kk :dd

[Norfolkdave]

Im about to go and have some real ale and listen to elvis presley in the bar with the new hi fi, ( the only new item in a 1940s decor) A bishops finger, with Sheep Dip, A Rats Arse, and Ferret, followed by Jacket Potato and cheese filling with beans, a healthy eating habit instead of lettuce leaves and water.

[sex_kitten_4u]

Im about to go and have some real ale and listen to elvis presley in the bar with the new hi fi, ( the only new item in a 1940s decor) A bishops finger, with Sheep Dip, A Rats Arse, and Ferret, followed by Jacket Potato and cheese filling with beans, a healthy eating habit instead of lettuce leaves and water.


lol dave i will just have the potato and cheese filling thanks :D

[Norfolkdave]

lol dave i will just have the potato and cheese filling thanks :D

You have that, I feel like getting rat arsed tonight, been a shit week so far a real crappy week.

[Norfolkdave]

Looking into the law and meaning of indiscrimination, as it may come in handy,one never knows when one may need something as a back up.

[Zpanther]

Damn. Gotta take a shower now...... after that session with Jazzy.

[MCat]

Helpppppppppppppp, Hank is bothering me while I type.

[Cotties]

I'm:55 here now Marycat..Tell Hank to have his way with you so you can get back to business

[Penny]

Watching a horror movie :(

[sex_kitten_4u]

having a coffee

[Cotties]

Is it scary?Watching a horror movie :(

[Jy]

Sipping Neo Citran and taking a last peek around the site before bed.

[firefly]

Waiting for one last load of clothes to finish washing so I can chunk them in the dryer and go to bed.

[Jy]

Don't you hate that? When all you want to do is go to bed, and you have to wait around for the darn washer to finish?! I swear the spin cycle takes 10 times longer when you're watching it!

[Zpanther]

'bout time to put Lady P to bed.......... :55 :sex

[firefly]

Don't you hate that? When all you want to do is go to bed, and you have to wait around for the darn washer to finish?! I swear the spin cycle takes 10 times longer when you're watching it!

I'm telling you......I am convinced that the cat goes in there and restarts it just so she can laugh at me when I go into the laundry room and start cussing!

[Jy]

We must have the same damn cat...

[Cotties]

sipping neo citran... sounds classy but what is it?Sipping Neo Citran and taking a last peek around the site before bed.

[Jy]

It sounds classy, but it's actually a hot drink that you make from a packet of powder mixed with boiling water, and it's to relieve cold and flu symptoms. I'm wrapped in my flannel jammies, Vicks Vapo-Rub smeared all over me, and my hands wrapped around a hot mug. I look like a train wreck, but now I feel a bit classy, so thank you! :kk

[Jy]

...and what I'm doing right now is saying good night to all of you wild and wonderful people. Have a good one! I'll see you tomorrow! :kk

[Norfolkdave]

Helpppppppppppppp, Hank is bothering me while I type.

Yooouuu kkknnnooowww yyyooouuu llliiikkkeee iittt:lmao

[SirFox]

My eyes were popping out of their sockets when I was looking at posts here today, Folks. Misses TROPICANA, MYWIFE and SHIANE all in a row are pasting their nubile, young bodies as avatars so that our eyes can feast on them.

I am getting ahead of myself there, Ladies...

MARYCAT...I am sure that you enjoyed Hank bothering you...

[Norfolkdave]

sitting here looking at a screen wondering what to type and im half asleep

[belfast]

Well got to work a little early..so I am getting caught up on posting .Wow the ladies were really hot yesterday. So Jazzy are you back from Firefly's yet I can still make it there for our cooking. :lf ;) :knuddel:

[sex_kitten_4u]

having a coffee and a smoke

[belfast]

Coffee good...smoke not:D


having a coffee and a smoke

[spare_change]

Coffee good...smoke not:D

Oh noooo! Smoke very good! Very, very good!

Just not good for you! (I quit 10 years ago, and I want one EVERY day!)

[belfast]

Been there...... done that ..I know the feeling spare;)


Oh noooo! Smoke very good! Very, very good!

Just not good for you! (I quit 10 years ago, and I want one EVERY day!)

[belfast]

Wake up the other half up Dave and but me a drink:drink:



sitting here looking at a screen wondering what to type and im half asleep

[Jy]

It's been 11 years since I quit smoking. I don't miss it all that much; the smell makes me sick now, and I like that my hair and clothes smell clean. But every once in a while, like after a good meal, or sitting on a patio with a specialty coffee, I think how nice it would be to have a cigarette...

[Norfolkdave]

Wake up the other half up Dave and but me a drink:drink:

The other half has been up ages and weve been out, no beer brought aint got no room, now "sir" whats your tipple, a cold glass Guiness.:drink:

[Barkiss]

Wishing this day away...

[Norfolkdave]

Wishing this day away...

Wheres the photo you sent Penny, thought as much a non existant image, or is it in training for your new name Caspkiss:lf

[Barkiss]

Wheres the photo you sent Penny, thought as much a non existant image, or is it in training for your new name Caspkiss:lf

I sent it...I think she felt it was too much for the ladies...

[Norfolkdave]

I sent it...I think she felt it was too much for the ladies...

Proberly couldnt see a thing! LOL:lmao

[spare_change]

I sent it...I think she felt it was too much for the ladies...

Penny told me it would use too much memory on the server -- something about the panoramic view it required.

[Norfolkdave]

Penny told me it would use too much memory on the server -- something about the panoramic view it required.

Wide angle then:whee:

[Barkiss]

Penny told me it would use too much memory on the server -- something about the panoramic view it required.

I told her she could edit out most of my unit, everyone would still get the idea...That would have decreased the size by at least 3/4....

[Zifnab]

We had this purple Jeep....but hubby was hit last summer and it was totaled...now we have a navy blue one.

I had a bright shiny red one.... now its a kind of muddy brown.

[Norfolkdave]

I told her she could edit out most of my unit, everyone would still get the idea...That would have decreased the size by at least 3/4....

No wonder we cant see it:lmao

[spare_change]

I told her she could edit out most of my unit, everyone would still get the idea...That would have decreased the size by at least 3/4....

That's what she said -- but then she said something about that being sacrilegious abuse of an icon -- wasn't sure what she meant.

[Barkiss]

I would assume she is referring to the world record holding length. I should have told her that I was defeated by a 12 year old from the Bronx last year...

[Norfolkdave]

I would assume she is referring to the world record holding length. I should have told her that I was defeated by a 12 year old from the Bronx last year...

LOL LOl LOl:lmao :lmao

[spare_change]

I would assume she is referring to the world record holding length. I should have told her that I was defeated by a 12 year old from the Bronx last year...

... and the 12 year old won Miss Teen America this year!

[Barkiss]

... and the 12 year old won Miss Teen America this year!

Amazing work they can do with sex changes...unfortunately Guiness still recognizes him, although it doesn't exist any longer...

[Zifnab]

Sitting here in my no windows office bored beyond tears!

[Norfolkdave]

Amazing work they can do with sex changes...unfortunately Guiness still recognizes him, although it doesn't exist any longer...

Yes espicially as you like wearing dresses to Ive been told to compliment your legs:lmao :lmao Now I know why guiness is weak willed

[spare_change]

Now I know why guiness is weak willed

Ok -- new question -- any correlation between Guinness booze and Guinness book of records?

[Norfolkdave]

Ok -- new question -- any correlation between Guinness booze and Guinness book of records?


Yes I believe the book is associated with the alcohol, as there is reference that the first drinking competing was recorded at the Dublin works in the turn of the century...I will go and find out more as Im now intigued myself.

I have emailed guiness and as soon as I know I will let you know my friend.

[Penny]

Ditto:55



having a coffee and a smoke

[Penny]

I think it would really turn to many people on here :D



I sent it...I think she felt it was too much for the ladies...

[Barkiss]

I think it would really turn to many people on here :D

Thanks Penny...people were starting to doubt me ;)

[Penny]

:nu tell me who:kk



Thanks Penny...people were starting to doubt me ;)

[Barkiss]

:nu tell me who:kk

I'll have to e-mail you the list...much too long for this thread...

[belfast]

Well I am waiting too Dave look at my Avitar ;)


Yes I believe the book is associated with the alcohol, as there is reference that the first drinking competing was recorded at the Dublin works in the turn of the century...I will go and find out more as Im now intigued myself.

I have emailed guiness and as soon as I know I will let you know my friend.

[belfast]

Not me

Well your pushing my buttons...;) :knuddel: :kk You are a turn on:lf


:nu tell me who:kk

[sex_kitten_4u]

texting my babes

[Zpanther]

Just finished my workout for today... had a cigarette (and 2 glasses of water)... babysitting one of our grandsons tonight. Lookin' forward to that.

[Wet Beaver]

i just spent the last 2 hours...looking for a battery for my son's laptop.....lol compaq does not make it anymore.......is there anything more frusrating than talking to "customer service" for a computer company??



http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html (http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html)

this is rated R....but this works for most ISP also.....



well...when i sign off...i'll be leaveing for Vegas for the weekend....see all you good people on Monday....

[Penny]

wow your the second person today that I know that is going to Vegas :(

[Wet Beaver]

wow your the second person today that I know that is going to Vegas :(

are ya the first??:gs

[Sandy]

oh please penny load bars picture. i'm getting wet just thinking about it. :55 :D :lmao :whee:

[Zifnab]

http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html (http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html)

this is rated R....but this works for most ISP also.....



That was a good one! As a computer tech that lost a job to cross the sea competition I find it very funny, in a laugh at it later kind of way.

[SirFox]

Am going to make breakfast and it's 10.43! (AM)

[Norfolkdave]

Getting ready to go out see you all later

[sex_kitten_4u]

getting ready to go shopping, for tomorrow night

[Norfolkdave]

Just in from the garden on this glorius day, and popping in later to see my neighbor

[Sunfiresix]

getting ready to go shopping for my wifes birthday today--Hope to give her a special day.

[MCat]

getting ready to go shopping for my wifes birthday today--Hope to give her a special day.

Have a wonderful day Sunfire...make it a good day for her :knuddel:

[Waltert]

Going to let a barking dog out!

Hope to see you all later

[Norfolkdave]

Well I am waiting too Dave look at my Avitar ;)

Id like to try that on the Guiness Head, but from a can its difficult, it can be done from a pump as when I go out to pubs if the barman is clever he or she will do it. Its not though widely done, shame really as its unique.

[Penny]

I willl put it in the Gold club :D



oh please penny load bars picture. i'm getting wet just thinking about it. :55 :D :lmao :whee:

[firefly]

Trying to recoup from last night.

[Sandy]

trying to relax after cleaning the whole house and doing all the laundry by myself, because mark is being sorry again

[belfast]

Just sitting here and posting ..hi all have a relaxing day :wa: :wa:

[Sunfiresix]

trying to make six hundred before I take pooch for a walk and sit watch a moivie with the little lady.

[spare_change]

trying to relax after cleaning the whole house and doing all the laundry by myself, because mark is being sorry again


sounds like women's work to me

[Jy]

And you did it Sunfire! Well done!



I played Lego with my son, read him a story, put a load of wash in, practised playing my piano, and am now sitting down for the rest of the night!

[Barkiss]

oh please penny load bars picture. i'm getting wet just thinking about it. :55 :D :lmao :whee:

Wow!! At least there was one of you...;)

[sex_kitten_4u]

having my first coffee

[tiger50]

And you did it Sunfire! Well done!



I played Lego with my son, read him a story, put a load of wash in, practised playing my piano, and am now sitting down for the rest of the night!

u play piano????? god i respect anyone who plays and instrument, wish i could.
my son plays drums, he has got bloody good at it in the last year.... he also plays as a side drummer in a highland pipe band, and drums with 2 bands at school..... sigh, wish i could...

[sex_kitten_4u]

reading posts and replying to some and having a coffee a coffee

[tiger50]

Just sittin bak an relaxin, avin a red, bed soon, goin to aussie open in melb tomorrow.....

[Norfolkdave]

Just come back from the hospital, done a bit of pruning by accident on my little finger, I though that branch is thick as my glasses got steamed up, pressed down on the secateurs, and wham a chunk of flesh was in the jaws, and a lot of red stuff spurting out.

[sex_kitten_4u]

omg dave i hope that you are ok

[Norfolkdave]

omg dave i hope that you are ok

Im ok babes a little giddy thats all, and a hole in the finger, and sore, brought tears to my eyes, got to take some painkillers in half an hour, and go and lay down as they are real strong ones,, the stiches hurt the most a big old baby I was, and a white towel is a nice shade of red though, chris keeled over but soon recovered, stupit me, bloodty bush...LOL LOL LOL bloody, mmmm

[MCat]

Wow!! At least there was one of you...;)

I'm just to shy to ask...;)

[Sandy]

awwwww bar you know we love you, and spare i've got your womans work for you. :nu and mc never be shy honey, remember it never hurts to ask. :D

[Norfolkdave]

Checking out Ebay for fishing rods for frshwater fishing

[sex_kitten_4u]

cooking the dinner

[Norfolkdave]

cooking the dinner

Im getting hungry now, Im having my dinner later now Im up.

[Lena]

u play piano????? god i respect anyone who plays and instrument, wish i could.
my son plays drums, he has got bloody good at it in the last year.... he also plays as a side drummer in a highland pipe band, and drums with 2 bands at school..... sigh, wish i could...

Its never too late to learn!!
Just pick an instrument which you are really interested in, and get some lessons! Soon you will be able to play quite well!!!
If you choose the piano I could teach you!!!:)
Ask Jazzy!!!!

[Lena]

I am in the middle of cooking too!!!

[Norfolkdave]

No one kiss kiss me :kk ahhhh, my poor little finger ahhh:cry:

[sex_kitten_4u]

No one kiss kiss me :kk ahhhh, my poor little finger ahhh:cry:


awwwwwwwwwwwww dave :kk :kk :kk :kk

[Norfolkdave]

awwwwwwwwwwwww dave :kk :kk :kk :kk

Someone cares, thats so nice myugh:kk

[Jy]

It's never too late to start Tiger. I started singing lessons when I was a teen, learned guitar in my 20's, but only started piano this past summer. My husband bought me a piano for my 40th birthday, as he knew I had always wanted to learn. If you really want to, then you pick it up quickly too! I'm already playing some of Beethoven's simpler pieces! I take lessons weekly, and Lena given me some invaluable tips! She's a classically trained pianist!
Come on big guy! I bet you'd be awesome! Sounds like you've got a lot of rhythm!;)


u play piano????? god i respect anyone who plays and instrument, wish i could.
my son plays drums, he has got bloody good at it in the last year.... he also plays as a side drummer in a highland pipe band, and drums with 2 bands at school..... sigh, wish i could...

[Lena]

Yes Tiger get with the rhythm!!!
Come on big boy!!!!
Go with the music!!!

[spare_change]

It's never too late to start Tiger. I started singing lessons when I was a teen, learned guitar in my 20's, but only started piano this past summer. My husband bought me a piano for my 40th birthday, as he knew I had always wanted to learn. If you really want to, then you pick it up quickly too! I'm already playing some of Beethoven's simpler pieces! I take lessons weekly, and Lena given me some invaluable tips! She's a classically trained pianist!
Come on big guy! I bet you'd be awesome! Sounds like you've got a lot of rhythm!;)

Wow!!! Lena -- I got a classically trained penis too !!! (Jazzy doesn't spell all that well, i guess!)

[Lena]

Wow!!! Lena -- I got a classically trained penis too !!! (Jazzy doesn't spell all that well, i guess!)

Ohh you don't think she spelt it right huh??
In that case, come on over and we will duet with them!!!!

[sex_kitten_4u]

just had breakkie and now reading a few posts and going to do a baking

[Cotties]

I say the word penis, I get a kick in the balls..:sc so much to learn


what am I doing? getting a sore ass.. time to stand up
Wow!!! Lena -- I got a classically trained penis too !!! (Jazzy doesn't spell all that well, i guess!)

[SirFox]

Wow!!! Lena -- I got a classically trained penis too !!! (Jazzy doesn't spell all that well, i guess!)

I am confused now...was it PI ANO or PE NIS...Those are two different instruments...and they make music very differently...

[Norfolkdave]

and they make music very differently, and so does a flute is blown properly:lmao

[Zifnab]

I am currently trying to decioher a tecnical manual....
too much fun to start the day with.
I think I need to add something to this coffee......

[Norfolkdave]

I am currently trying to decioher a tecnical manual....
too much fun to start the day with.
I think I need to add something to this coffee......

Got to get the grey matter sharper for the girls my man:lmao

[KIRA187]

Just finished my coffee, posting some posts and reading a few posts, and getting ready to do some work. I hope!

[Norfolkdave]

Work...................Swearing again man....slapped !!!!!for you, by whoever you wish:sp:

[Lena]

I say the word penis, I get a kick in the balls..:sc so much to learn


what am I doing? getting a sore ass.. time to stand up

And why would that haappen to you??? Must be using it in the wrong context!!!
yes, you better learn fast!!!!
Well if you will keep sitting down there, what do you expect???

[KIRA187]

Work...................Swearing again man....slapped !!!!!for you, by whoever you wish:sp:

wash my mouth out with soap. I gladly bend over for a chance to have my hienie spanked by the lovey laidies of this site. ;)

[KIRA187]

I say the word penis, I get a kick in the balls..:sc so much to learn


what am I doing? getting a sore ass.. time to stand up


You say penis others say venus. A kick in the balls must mean take a hike to the malls. A sore ass could mean just too much gas!

I dont even know what the hell I am replying to but what the hey!!! :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

wash my mouth out with soap. I gladly bend over for a chance to have my hienie spanked by the lovey laidies of this site. ;)

A whole new word with the same meaning ...LOL;)

[Lena]

wash my mouth out with soap. I gladly bend over for a chance to have my hienie spanked by the lovey laidies of this site. ;)

Well Kira take up the position!!!
I am ready for you!!!!:)

[Lena]

You say penis others say venus. A kick in the balls must mean take a hike to the malls. A sore ass could mean just too much gas!

I dont even know what the hell I am replying to but what the hey!!! :whee:

No i don't know what you are replying to either!!!
But i suppose it gives everyone something to think about!!:gs

[Sandy]

i'm catching up on my post, our enternet was down more than up this weekend.

[Jy]

You can say the word penis anytime to me Cotties. I won't kick you in the balls.



I say the word penis, I get a kick in the balls..:sc so much to learn


what am I doing? getting a sore ass.. time to stand up

[Jy]

I don't know what you're replying to either, but I sure enjoyed your post honey!!



You say penis others say venus. A kick in the balls must mean take a hike to the malls. A sore ass could mean just too much gas!

I dont even know what the hell I am replying to but what the hey!!! :whee:

[KIRA187]

Well Kira take up the position!!!
I am ready for you!!!!:)

Here I am Lee.... Come and spank me and make it h u r t!! ;)

[Jy]

Right now I'm taking a peek here to see what you crazy bunch are up to, then I'm going to play my piano for a while.

[SirFox]

Right now I'm taking a peek here to see what you crazy bunch are up to, then I'm going to play my piano for a while.

So you are playing your 88 string guitar eh? WOW... those fingers must be working those strings, Jazzy. Wish you would pull my strings....Honey Bun..

[Lena]

Here I am Lee.... Come and spank me and make it h u r t!! ;)

Come closer then!!! You're too far away!!!
Don't be scared!!! Come here and i'll make it hurt alright!!!

[Sandy]

lol lena i have a leather belt if you need to borrow it. :na

[Lena]

Yeah ok just send it over! Thanks!!!
I am sure i can make him enjoy it somehow!!!

[Penny]

Getting ready to relax I hope.

[G...G]

getting ready to get in my warm bed......... by myself (poor me) need a snuggle partner!!

[belfast]

Finally get caught up after a major computer crash:whee: :wa:

[Lena]

yes i know how you feel Belfast!!!
Happened to me over Christmas!!!

[Cotties]

It's Monday Wet B...I don't care how much you lost just tell me what you bought for me!



well...when i sign off...i'll be leaveing for Vegas for the weekend....see all you good people on Monday....

[sex_kitten_4u]

shopping and not a lot else have to wait for a delivery

[Norfolkdave]

Not a lot, popping round to see my friend, going to the Bank, depositing Cash, paying bills, buying food, then coming home having a knap, then on here, then my dinner, in the evening watching the TV, then bed............not a lot really.

[Jy]

I have friends coming for lunch, but the rest of the day is open. It's cold and windy out, so I think it's a good day for my son and I to stay inside and do some baking, some colouring, some Lego, and eat popcorn!

[firefly]

Drudging along at work.....ugh and it's only Tuesday! :(

[sweetgapeach]

Sneaking a peek , while kids are at Music

[Annie]

What's up for today? My spirits! The power of friendship is an amazing thing!

[Wet Beaver]

tieing everything down...the wind has been horrible the last few days.......lost power yesterday for 8 hours.....i hope we don't have them as bad today...

[flamengo130]

early morning domestic chores (dishes, laundry, vacuum, etc) then go for a ride in the mountains to look at the snow. cold, but a sunny day!

[Zpanther]

morning coffee........ wind's died down so better get a good workout in today.

[Waltert]

About to head back to work ! :(

[Norfolkdave]

Putting new lights up in the bar tonight, and checking over the power saw I brought today, ex hire stock, only £20 uk sterling. Come in very Handy in my workshop

[Sandy]

just got off work, now i'm here and relaxing. :wa:

[pastryman]

my feelings exactly justed finished now time to relaxjust got off work, now i'm here and relaxing. :wa:

[Jy]

I've had a fantastic day! Had someone friends over for lunch, baked muffins with my son, got some housework done, and my boy and I played Hullabaloo (by the makers of Cranium).
He got the game for Christmas from his godparents. Any of you looking for a really fun and creative game for children of all ages, go check it out!! It's especially fun with the kids on a cold afternoon like this, as they do get a lot of exercise playing it.
I mean, what's not fun about a game that asks, "Is anyone touching the spaghetti?"

[spare_change]

Is that the same as when I asked my date to play with my noodle? She doodled my noodle til I had oodles of fun!

[KIRA187]

I've had a fantastic day! Had someone friends over for lunch, baked muffins with my son, got some housework done, and my boy and I played Hullabaloo (by the makers of Cranium).
He got the game for Christmas from his godparents. Any of you looking for a really fun and creative game for children of all ages, go check it out!! It's especially fun with the kids on a cold afternoon like this, as they do get a lot of exercise playing it.
I mean, what's not fun about a game that asks, "Is anyone touching the spaghetti?"


So you have MOMMY tatooed on your forehead but HOTTIE tatooed on each ass cheek! ;)

[KIRA187]

Come closer then!!! You're too far away!!!
Don't be scared!!! Come here and i'll make it hurt alright!!!

lol lena i have a leather belt if you need to borrow it.

Yeah ok just send it over! Thanks!!!
I am sure i can make him enjoy it somehow!!!

Oh this could be loads of fun... MWM come on join in!! The more the merrier I always say! Lee, you and I can take turns assuming the position. There would be enough pleasure to go around I am sure!

[tiger50]

shit 1:30 am ere goin ta bed.... anyone so inclined may cum with me...

[Norfolkdave]

Just paying for more heating oil:cry:

[firefly]

Going to try to actually get some work done today. ;)

[Barkiss]

Going to try to actually get some work done today. ;)

Like my list??? ;)

[Norfolkdave]

Like my list??? ;)

What list?

[Barkiss]

What list?

Some ancient Chinese secrets Firefly has promised me...

[Norfolkdave]

Some ancient Chinese secrets Firefly has promised me...

Ancient Chinese Secrets, oops, dont want to go down that road, I know where they lead.:lmao Been nice knowing you:cry:

[firefly]

Like my list??? ;)

Yep...that is at the top of my to-do list. Actually got it started, but got a little sidetracked on #531....that one is a doozy! ;)

[Barkiss]

Yep...that is at the top of my to-do list. Actually got it started, but got a little sidetracked on #531....that one is a doozy! ;)

I'll take the top 530, and feel lucky if I get through the top 10. ;)

[firefly]

I'll take the top 530, and feel lucky if I get through the top 10. ;)

I can include pics and how to guides if that would help. :D

[Barkiss]

I can include pics and how to guides if that would help. :D

Now you know I don't handle teasing very well...

[firefly]

Now you know I don't handle teasing very well...

Now would I ever tease you superstud? :la

[Barkiss]

Now would I ever tease you superstud? :la

LOL...do you do anything else? ;)

[firefly]

LOL...do you do anything else? ;)

Maybe it is just leading up to the main event. ;)

[Barkiss]

Maybe it is just leading up to the main event. ;)

And I refer back to post #314....;)

[firefly]

And I refer back to post #314....;)

Now that's not right! lol
See now I am going to have to work on my follow through! ;)

[Barkiss]

Now that's not right! lol
See now I am going to have to work on my follow through! ;)

proof is in the...um...puddin'

[Norfolkdave]

proof is in the...um...puddin'

Careful barkiss, a follow through can be dangerous:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

watching barkiss and firefly hijacking this thread.......:na :lmao

[firefly]

watching barkiss and firefly hijacking this thread.......:na :lmao

I'm telling you it's him! Barksy is a bad influence!

[Barkiss]

Waiting on Big Brother to leave, so I can get back to flirting...;)

[Barkiss]

I'm telling you it's him! Barksy is a bad influence!

Oh sure...turn your back when the going gets rough...

[firefly]

proof is in the...um...puddin'

Puddin....huh. You do have a way with words hun.

[Norfolkdave]

Puddin....huh. You do have a way with words hun.

Barkiss likes to lap before knorring, so if your as soft as you look then he will lick and nibble very tentertively, be careful.;)

[firefly]

Oh sure...turn your back when the going gets rough...

Who me??? I would never....I'll be behind you all the way while you get in trouble with WB....way behind you.

[Wet Beaver]

Waiting on Big Brother to leave, so I can get back to flirting...;)

i didn't know dave is your brother.......thats explains a lot.....

[Barkiss]

i didn't know dave is your brother.......thats explains a lot.....

and I'm the culprit???? ;)

[Wet Beaver]

and I'm the culprit???? ;)

yes...you are the one who starts it.......you should start a thread...entitle Barkiss hijack thread.......That way when it gets hijack no one would care.......lol.....:na

[Barkiss]

yes...you are the one who starts it.......you should start a thread...entitle Barkiss hijack thread.......That way when it gets hijack no one would care.......lol.....:na

Don't get me started WB....:nu

[Wet Beaver]

Don't get me started WB....:nu

or how about Barkiss's coffee break thread.......:na

[Barkiss]

or how about Barkiss's coffee break thread.......:na

I'm not in the mood anymore...:(

[Norfolkdave]

i didn't know dave is your brother.......thats explains a lot.....

Hey Barkiss how you do brruv!:55

[Zpanther]

Beautiful day again here. Sunny and reasonably warm, with a slight chilly breeze wafting down from the snowcapped mountain peaks.

[Norfolkdave]

I'm not in the mood anymore...:(

Never mind whose upsetting you, this is not like you;)

[Norfolkdave]

and I'm the culprit???? ;)

Your not the culprit, someone else hijacks threads LOL stay calm my friend

[Barkiss]

Never mind whose upsetting you, this is not like you;)

I would tell you but then I would be hijacking...;)

and...I'm not upset, just playing the sympathy card...

[Wet Beaver]

I would tell you but then I would be hijacking...;)

and...I'm not upset, just playing the sympathy card...

that doesn't becomes you

[Norfolkdave]

I would tell you but then I would be hijacking...;)

and...I'm not upset, just playing the sympathy card...

Ok Bruv;)

[Barkiss]

that doesn't becomes you

Yeah...didn't work...I'll try a different approach...like say...I don't give a shit attitude??? ;)

[Wet Beaver]

Yeah...didn't work...I'll try a different approach...like say...I don't give a shit attitude??? ;)

and thats new??

[Barkiss]

and thats new??

Actually it is...since I unfortunately care a great deal about you and everyone on here...




That has to count for some points....

[Lena]

.................................................. ............. Lee, you and I can take turns assuming the position. There would be enough pleasure to go around I am sure!

Well come on then!!!

[hank69]

cold 28 windy......some snow showers.......waiting for MC to get out of work........I'll pick her up in a warm car....her night to fix supper....he...he

[Jy]

That's right Kira! A woman needs balance in her life!;)



So you have MOMMY tatooed on your forehead but HOTTIE tatooed on each ass cheek! ;)

[KIRA187]

Well come on then!!!


I am here waiting... you were going to spank me an make it hurt.. Back at ya Lee darlin! ;)

[Wet Beaver]

It's Monday Wet B...I don't care how much you lost just tell me what you bought for me!

notting...i was working all weekend...didn't have time to shop or gamble...when i was off just relaxed by the pool.....

[Sandy]

aw poor wb, i'm sorry you worked so hard, i had hoped you would get a little down time to. :D



i'll join in to. the question is how kinky can we get ?
:D :nu :na

[Wet Beaver]

aw poor wb, i'm sorry you worked so hard, i had hoped you would get a little down time to. :D



i'll join in to. the question is how kinky can we get ?
:D :nu :na

go look at the kink test scores...and then ask me.....:gs

[Sandy]

oh mine are high to honey, but i was referring to kira, i don't think he can handle us ..........lol.......:D

[Wet Beaver]

oh mine are high to honey, but i was referring to kira, i don't think he can handle us ..........lol.......:D

we would need Shiane with us....she is a nurse.....

[frogjr47]

hi wet beaver hope i didnt get off on the wrong foot with u in chatroom

[frogjr47]

hi lena cup of hot coffee sounds great wish i could drink some

[Wet Beaver]

hi wet beaver hope i didnt get off on the wrong foot with u in chatroom


hi froggie.....nope.....:gs

[frogjr47]

still trying to figure this all out its gonna take awile

[Wet Beaver]

still trying to figure this all out its gonna take awile

you'll get it.......it ain't that hard.....:gs

[Sandy]

keep trying frog, i promise you will get it ok. :wa:

[frogjr47]

my wife mark i have a waterbed too i love it

[Sandy]

hey i need to ask her then, cause otherwise hes going to get hurt. :D :lmao

[spare_change]

you'll get it.......it ain't that hard.....:gs

WOW!! Good eyes!!!

[Lena]

I am here waiting... you were going to spank me an make it hurt.. Back at ya Lee darlin! ;)

So you like me to hurt you then Kira???
Well i hope you are ready for this!!!!!:)

[KIRA187]

So you like me to hurt you then Kira???
Well i hope you are ready for this!!!!!

we would need Shiane with us....she is a nurse.....

hey i need to ask her then, cause otherwise hes going to get hurt.

Oh dotn worry about this boy... bring it on Sistas!!! :lf

[Barkiss]

Oh dotn worry about this boy... bring it on Sistas!!! :lf

Firefly's rubbing off....you just called yourself boy ;)

[Shiane]

Oh hell someones going to end up with a red ass! Hmmm i don't have much here with me Kira except some ummmmm some smelling salt, oh well at least you'll be conscious!:D

[KIRA187]

Firefly's rubbing off....you just called yourself boy ;)


well thought I would give bein a good ole boy a try!! looking for some of that good ole southern hospitality. ;)

[firefly]

Firefly's rubbing off....you just called yourself boy ;)

Well my work here is done! ;)


well thought I would give bein a good ole boy a try!! looking for some of that good ole southern hospitality. ;)

Look no further sweetcheeks......besides you are going to need more then hospitality when the girls get through with you! :D

[sex_kitten_4u]

getting ready for bed

[KIRA187]

Well my work here is done! ;)

And I though you were just getting started! :lf


Look no further sweetcheeks......besides you are going to need more then hospitality when the girls get through with you! :D


Oh but female with a southern drawl sure can ease the pain some... ;)

[KIRA187]

Oh hell someones going to end up with a red ass! Hmmm i don't have much here with me Kira except some ummmmm some smelling salt, oh well at least you'll be conscious!:D

That is exactly how I was hoping it would go down Shiane! Dont want to miss a thing. Keep those smelling salts real close. :D

[KIRA187]

getting ready for bed

nighty night!! dont let the bed bugs bite! :wa:

[firefly]

And I though you were just getting started! :lf


Ok....but remember that you asked for it!


Oh but female with a southern drawl sure can ease the pain some... ;)

Uh huh.....I will quote that line the next time you and Barks are making fun of the way I talk! :D

[KIRA187]

Ok....but remember that you asked for it!

On my knees beggin you please.. with whipped cream and a cherry on top! :lf




Uh huh.....I will quote that line the next time you and Barks are making fun of the way I talk! :D

making fun?? no way jose!! :)

[Barkiss]

Uh huh.....I will quote that line the next time you and Barks are making fun of the way I talk! :D

I guarantee I will not hear an accent...;), unless of course you are the "other" type southerner...you know...the dog under the porch, shotgun next to the rocking chair, moonshine brewing, hill person....then, yes, I will probably hear it.

[firefly]

On my knees beggin you please.. with whipped cream and a cherry on top! :lf

Oh now that I like! :lf

[Shiane]

That is exactly how I was hoping it would go down Shiane! Dont want to miss a thing. Keep those smelling salts real close. :D

You bet your sweet ass I will, this isn't my first rodeo.:55

[firefly]

I guarantee I will not hear an accent...;), unless of course you are the "other" type southerner...you know...the dog under the porch, shotgun next to the rocking chair, moonshine brewing, hill person....then, yes, I will probably hear it.

Honey I said I was from Texas....not the backwoods of Arkansas!



Although I do have a porch, a dog, and a shotgun. But they shut down the moonshine business about 6 months ago....

[KIRA187]

Oh now that I like! :lf


A woman with a sweet tooth... I thought you would! ;)

[Barkiss]

Honey I said I was from Texas....not the backwoods of Arkansas!



Although I do have a porch, a dog, and a shotgun. But they shut down the moonshine business about 6 months ago....

Well...see...we should have no problem "communicating" ;)

[KIRA187]

You bet your sweet ass I will, this isn't my first rodeo.:55


Spurs up!! :D

[firefly]

A woman with a sweet tooth... I thought you would! ;)

You are bringing chocolate too right? I can't have a Kira sundae without chocolate....it would be sacrilegious!

[firefly]

Well...see...we should have no problem "communicating" ;)

;) And I do so love the way you 'communicate'

[Barkiss]

;) And I do so love the way you 'communicate'

Oh...you don't know how good my "vocabulary" can be..;)

[firefly]

Oh...you don't know how good my "vocabulary" can be..;)

Ok there is #847.....every time I think I am almost through with the list you go and get me thinking again.

[Barkiss]

Ok there is #847.....every time I think I am almost through with the list you go and get me thinking again.

So...when can I expect this "list"? ;)

[firefly]

So...when can I expect this "list"? ;)

I don't know...at this rate it is going to be more of a book, then a list. I promise to work diligently on it tonight though.....some of them might require a little research (just to make sure it is humanly possible looking at #523).

Do you happen to know where I can aquire a hardworking assistant who doesn't mind long hours and repetative tasks?

[KIRA187]

You are bringing chocolate too right? I can't have a Kira sundae without chocolate....it would be sacrilegious!


Dark, Milk, AND White!! :lf

[firefly]

Dark, Milk, AND White!! :lf

:D Wow you are like a boyscout....always prepared for anything! I like that!

[Barkiss]

I don't know...at this rate it is going to be more of a book, then a list. I promise to work diligently on it tonight though.....some of them might require a little research (just to make sure it is humanly possible looking at #523).

Do you happen to know where I can aquire a hardworking assistant who doesn't mind long hours and repetative tasks?

You know, I spent a great deal of time thinking about this, and I can't think of anyone who could help you. So I suppose I will have to take care of it...as they say, if you want it done right, you got to do it yourself...;) When do you want to start?

[firefly]

You know, I spent a great deal of time thinking about this, and I can't think of anyone who could help you. So I suppose I will have to take care of it...as they say, if you want it done right, you got to do it yourself...;) When do you want to start?

I truly appreciate the assistance....I can always count on you.
As they say there is no time like the present. :)

[KIRA187]

:D Wow you are like a boyscout....always prepared for anything! I like that!



:55

[Barkiss]

I truly appreciate the assistance....I can always count on you.
As they say there is no time like the present. :)

Where do you need me and what do I need to do??? ;)

[firefly]

Where do you need me and what do I need to do??? ;)

Oh that is such an open-ended question I don't even know where to begin! Well actually I do know where to begin, but that would get me into trouble! ;)

[Barkiss]

Oh that is such an open-ended question I don't even know where to begin! Well actually I do know where to begin, but that would get me into trouble! ;)

Once again...I don't handle the teasing very well...;)

[firefly]

Once again...I don't handle the teasing very well...;)

But teasing you is so much fun! :lf

[Barkiss]

But teasing you is so much fun! :lf

At least you admit it...

[firefly]

At least you admit it...

Admit it.....oh damn it......what I meant to say was that I would never tease you!

[Barkiss]

I won't fall for that again!!


Unless of course...you want me to...;)

[firefly]

Only if you land close to me! :kk

[Barkiss]

Only if you land close to me! :kk

oh...that's only a plane flight away...;)