Your favorite funny, t-shirt, signs, and ads

[AnnieGeee]

Do you have any T-shirts, signs, or ads that crack you up? I saw a baby wearing a t-shirt that said iPood.

More t-shirts

"MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"

Programmer Needs Job. Willing To Do Windows.
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-29210190611743_2021_3277650 (http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-29210190611743_2021_3277650)

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-29210190611743_2020_3300 (http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/gl703.html) What are some of yours?

[Kissie]

I have a tee shirt that says..."keep talking I like watching your lips move".....

[jmsmith12345]

Here is my entry. I sure hope they are talking circumcision and not a "Lorena Bobbitt" special.

http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/fresh.htm

[sargethree]

My coffee mug that says "People like you are the reason people like me need medication."

[cherri]

1. "I feel a SIN coming on!"
2. "OMG WTF"
3. It's a T-shirt with a picture of Tootsie Roll Lollipops and it says "How many licks does it take?"
4. It's a shirt for the pink ribbon breast cancer-"Caught'cha lookin at my Ta Ta's on the front---Save the Ta Tas! on the back.
5. This is a sweat-shirt with Santa on it and the reindeers landing on top of an out-house and Santa is yelling "I said the Schmidt house!"

[jmsmith12345]

another favorite....

http://www.snorgtees.com/thechickenortheegg-p-357.html

[kjguy43]

If you don't want to stand behind our troops then by all means please stand in front of them!

[MarriedQt]

this is me.....

http://www.313merch.com/313_shirt_order/killer_pussy_girls.html

[jmsmith12345]

this is me.....

http://www.313merch.com/313_shirt_order/killer_pussy_girls.html

I am not sure if I should be scared or incredibly turned on

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m97/kpuckett1/lisa-and-dicks-anniversary.jpg

[jmsmith12345]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m97/kpuckett1/lisa-and-dicks-anniversary.jpg

Holy shit! That is about 5 mins from where I grew up. No wonder I left.

[AnnieGeee]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m97/kpuckett1/lisa-and-dicks-anniversary.jpg
:lmao:, you'd think a church would catch that! :lmao:

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m191/codeblue78/funny-church-sign.jpg

[Fargo...really]

Top 10 Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/hillcamp600.gif

Tread lightly
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/442803705_b14de31714.jpg?v=0

True love
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/307161499_76d25cce87.jpg?v=0

Industrious
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/442809684_fc69a9ea1f.jpg?v=0

[scoobertina]

I'm not your type.
May I suggest something inflatable?

[rj1002]

My wife has one with 20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex. It's her favorite. Not necessarily mine:



You can GET chocolate.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter

[pagirl]

The T-shirt my Dad wore to my wedding rehearsal...

MEMBER OF THE DICKIE DO CLUB
MY TUMMY STICKS OUT FURTHER THAN MY DICKIE DO

[Denny422]

I had a friend that had a hat that said "Bosses are like diapers. Usually full of sh#$ and always on your a$$".

He was on oxygen, and wore a tee shirt that said "If you give up drinking, smoking and wild women you don't really live longer. It just feels that way".

[Icarus]

It's not a beer belly, it's a gas tank for a sex machine.

[Icarus]

http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/

I'm wearing this one:
"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three." (http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/animal_shirt2.jpg)

But I would like to get:
"Civil Disobedience is Still Disobedience."

(http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/civilyellow_small1.jpg)I wore this one yesterday:
"I Put the Stud in Study" (http://www.cafepress.com/burntees/1127427)

[sandycrotch]

I'm With Stupid
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[mark_66]

Happiness is a Tight Pussy (has a cat intoxicated in a wine glass)

[NotTooGirly]

Okay, my warped sense of humor compels me to buy things like these:

http://www.cultclassicts.com/cgi-bin/shirt.cgi/3616005339.cultclassicts.3962275+atoms-and-electrons.html

and

http://www.threadless.com/product/256/Dark_Side_of_the_Garden

...and those are just the t-shirts. :rolleyes:

[Han Solo]

The T-shirt my Dad wore to my wedding rehearsal...

MEMBER OF THE DICKIE DO CLUB
MY TUMMY STICKS OUT FURTHER THAN MY DICKIE DO
LOL....Now THAT is a wedding I'd have liked to have been to!!:55

[GeekMaster]

I have two...

[msupsu]

Back in the 1980s when the "I Love NY" slogan had everyone using the "heart" in that phrase, too.

Got a coffee mug at high school graduation from a great friend with the best dry sense of humor.

It said "I love my dog"----as in "I" "the heart symbol", and the head of a dog.

BUT.....

In parentheses underneath it reads, "I heart my dog's head."

[WhiteCloud]

HOTMALE (with a msn icon)
Try it for FREE....

[Hotliz]

"i may not be mrs. right, but i'll fu ck you til she gets here".

[WhiteCloud]

"i may not be mrs. right, but i'll fu ck you til she gets here".


Thats a funny one Hotliz :)

[Hotliz]

ive seen one for mr. right too....

[WhiteCloud]

ive seen one for mr. right too....

I was thought that it can be applied to Mr Right too :))

[vicarious]

I loved a bumper sticker I once saw: "Cat, the other white meat"

[FizProf]

I take this one to heart (and wear it to the Dean's office as often as I can)

"Practice Safe Eating...Always Use Condiments"