My computer needs a condom...

[MunkyBrain]

My laptop got a social (network) disease late Monday afternoon. after spending the last two days trying to get rid of it myself, I finally decided to bite the bullet and reformat the damn thing, which I haven't yet done.

Right now I'm on-line at the very crowded Timbuktu U. computer lab getting sighs & (probably) dirty looks from the kid who's standing behind me, close enough to crawl up my ass, apparently in the misguided notion that I'll get off and let him on if he acts like an impatient little prick.

The funny thing is, i was planning to get off and grab some lunch until I noticed this dude was breathing down my neck. Now I'm just killing time, which oddly got me thinking of this place.

So anyhoo...I've been a stranger for the last couple days...How are y'all doing?

[scoobertina]

hi hellbilly... good on you for making that kid wait... what does he think he is doing anyhow, invading your territory? sheesh...

good to see you again... I hope the computer is disease free soon...

[sassynsweet]

better research the disease it has ... a simple reformat may not be sufficient if it's gotten into the boot sector :)

[Annie]

better research the disease it has ... a simple reformat may not be sufficient if it's gotten into the boot sector :)
Gosh! Good luck with that! Not long ago I got the virtumonde virus/worm and it completely toasted my desktop. Stupidly, no back up.

[RedVixen]

Gosh! Good luck with that! Not long ago I got the virtumonde virus/worm and it completely toasted my desktop. Stupidly, no back up.


Try not to be so hard on yourself Annie :hug:

[Annie]

Try not to be so hard on yourself Annie :hug:
Thank you..:cry:... but I want my pictures back!

[SweetDreams362]

better research the disease it has ... a simple reformat may not be sufficient if it's gotten into the boot sector :)



boot sector...Billy does this mean your laptop has a foot fetish:D

Good to see you hadn't seen any post in a couple days was beginning to think the nicotine DT's had you held hostage:wa:

[dixiechiknga]

Your a hoot!!! Lmfao @ You!!

[flagovertx]

Howdy right back at you!

[gina99]

Hope things workout and u r virusfree soon.

[Icarus]

The funny thing is, i was planning to get off and grab some lunch until I noticed this dude was breathing down my neck. Now I'm just killing time, which oddly got me thinking of this place.

Are you my lost twin separated at birth? Why is being passive-aggressive so damn satisfying? Remember, I'm not happy until you're not happy. :ok

[MunkyBrain]

I'm back on-line. I think the problem is cured. Thanks everybody!

Oh, Icarus, We might be twins...I've always felt that I ought to have one, anyway. Which one of us is the evil one?

I think passive-aggressive is most satisfying in situations (like the university computer lab) where aggressive-aggressive will get you thrown out. I learned that my freshman year when I was late for a test because my $200 reserved parking spot got taped off and co-opted for a bunch of damn boosters tailgating for a football game. (Parking is scarce, even when there isn't a game--hence my paying two hundred bucks for the privilege of a guaranteed parking spot.

I threw a major league tantrum in the parking office and all I got was escorted off university grounds and a meeting with some dean of student something or other.

[notonly4her]

condoms just get in the way - better to go without because they end up breaking anyway

[MunkyBrain]

...that's how I became a dad..

[Icarus]

Oh, Icarus, We might be twins...I've always felt that I ought to have one, anyway. Which one of us is the evil one?

I think it would be ironic if I was the evil one.

My Evil Twin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpoBAaQF56o)

I think passive-aggressive is most satisfying in situations (like the university computer lab) where aggressive-aggressive will get you thrown out. I learned that my freshman year when I was late for a test because my $200 reserved parking spot got taped off and co-opted for a bunch of damn boosters tailgating for a football game. (Parking is scarce, even when there isn't a game--hence my paying two hundred bucks for the privilege of a guaranteed parking spot.

I threw a major league tantrum in the parking office and all I got was escorted off university grounds and a meeting with some dean of student something or other.

Whoa, we were separated at birth. The other day I was just recollecting with my wife how pissed I'd get when I'd spend all night in the computer lab cranking out some project and have to leave at 7am to move my car because the parking Nazi's were towing in the lot for the basketball game. Let's just say I had visions of a getting my own town truck with a railroad tie for the front bumper and clearing out the lot during the game.

[UltimateNaneki]

My laptop got a social (network) disease late Monday afternoon. after spending the last two days trying to get rid of it myself, I finally decided to bite the bullet and reformat the damn thing, which I haven't yet done.

Right now I'm on-line at the very crowded Timbuktu U. computer lab getting sighs & (probably) dirty looks from the kid who's standing behind me, close enough to crawl up my ass, apparently in the misguided notion that I'll get off and let him on if he acts like an impatient little prick.

The funny thing is, i was planning to get off and grab some lunch until I noticed this dude was breathing down my neck. Now I'm just killing time, which oddly got me thinking of this place.

So anyhoo...I've been a stranger for the last couple days...How are y'all doing?

You could have told the neck breather that you prefer if he breaths a little deeper :lmao...

Nice to see you Darling :kk