Rhyme Time

[Sensual Woman]

Make up a rhyme about someone from this site...but make it fun and flirty, please....

[Sensual Woman]

Lena is a a great lady, this I know,
in all kinds of weather, sun, rain, sleet, and snow....

[upstr84u]

sensula is sweet and has nice feet
i peeked threw the glass and she kicked me in the ass

[Sensual Woman]

sensula is sweet and has nice feet
i peeked threw the glass and she kicked me in the ass

Aww upstr, I would never kick you in the ass for peeking...I like it when you peek...:ok

[jmsmith12345]

I met a beauty named Torin
She ask me what was in my sporin

I responded in my best Scottish lilt
Wouldn't you rather see what's under my kilt?

[upstr84u]

Sassy is hot - she never liked me alot
i sent her a rose - she turned up her nose
i bought her a ring - she tossed the thing
i took her to rome - and all i got was sent home
i stayed up all night - crying that's not right
i can't think ---- my mind is zapped
she is just laughing --- cuz i am full of crap

[upstr84u]

Moongirl & Me

moon is my friend - all over again
i have in my mind - all of the time
i send her a flower - hour after hour
i wont wait no more - cuz sunny is at the door
ill do sunny for hours - but moon got the flowers
i must stop the rhyme of bullcarp and turds
cuz i can't spell more the 5 letter words

[Sensual Woman]

punky is hunky, sexy, smart and sweet,
He made me say that otherwise it is my ass he will beat...:sp: (come to think of it, that could be fun...:ok)

[upstr84u]

To: Myfavmistake

Lilly and the Lake

she walked me to the water
to show me the lake
we held hand in hand
for the trip to the lake
she pulled up her pants
as we entered the lake
we went deep into the water
farter in the lake
she grabbed my head and pushed me under
and asked me softly who the fuck is LILLY

[cyclops]

There once was a woman called sassy
She had an incredible chassis
With her lips she did pout
Which left me in no doubt
That she was hot as well as well classy

[Sensual Woman]

There once was a man named Jimmy
Just thinking of him makes me tingle and shimmy
All the women thought he was great
and for his birthday shared some of his cake
And he worked it off them until they were all skinny

[upstr84u]

gdgrlgnbd my one and only

she might be old but she is my one and only
she has a jazzy scooter grgrlnbd is my one and only
she takes out her false teeth - she is my one and only
she brings me my medication - she is my one and only
she stocks my closet with KY Jelly - she is my one and only
she kicked me in the ball - yes i she kicked my one and only
grgrlnbd is my newest sex pal - my one and only
she now ripped off my pecker - my one and only

[gdgrlgnbd]

upstr8 makes my day
he is always looking for a easy lay
he goes to the old folks home
likes the 90yr old from Rome
he is always at the convent
seeing if those nuns want to share his tent
He has a gorgeous smile,
I sure hope he stays awhile

[angelis]

:sng

Hero has just one single song,
According to me, he can do no wrong,
He's thoughtful and caring,
And my appreciation of him I don't mind sharing,
But then this rhyme would be far far too long!!!!!

[Krystal]

To: Myfavmistake

Lilly and the Lake

she walked me to the water
to show me the lake
we held hand in hand
for the trip to the lake
she pulled up her pants
as we entered the lake
we went deep into the water
farter in the lake
she grabbed my head and pushed me under
and asked me softly who the fuck is LILLY

This was the real reason why she pushed your head under, yanno. :D

[gdgrlgnbd]

DL is a lovely person
she brightens my day and
always knows what to say
she has a big heart
so very kind
where do I start?
she is a great mother
she is like no other
thanks for being my friend
u lovely Canadian
(ok so it did not rhyme I tried) lol

[learman3]

I have a hard time
thinking of a rhyme
So this I will say
in my own way
The women from this site
are really out of sight

[upstr84u]

For you my dear Krystal

this poem is from my heart

Krystal of my eye

Krystal of my eye - you are the feathers from an angels wing
and teardrop of a saint - Krystal of my eye

Krystal of my eye - you are the women of my dreams
and the desire of my thoughts - Krystal of my eye

Krystal of my eye - i will have no others but you
and cherrish your every word - Krystal of my eye

Krysatal of my eye - I will cover your ears so tight
and not let the others same how freaking full of crap upstr8 is and - how he is such a smooth talker - and how he is saying the same crap to 40 others here - and how the line to kick me in the balls started forming already - Oh Krystal of my eye

[MyFavMistake^f]

To: Myfavmistake

Lilly and the Lake

she walked me to the water
to show me the lake
we held hand in hand
for the trip to the lake
she pulled up her pants
as we entered the lake
we went deep into the water
farter in the lake
she grabbed my head and pushed me under
and asked me softly who the fuck is LILLY

LMAO I love it ! Thank you..... You always make me smile

[upstr84u]

to myfavmistake
by upstr8

Helping screw Willma

You will never understand - the heartache at hand
The stroller was broken - and Willma was heartbroken
She asked for a young man - and I was at hand
I was down on my knees and ready to please
She ran her fingers in my hair and said do what you dare
She said she was a nun and never had cum
she hiked up her dress to show me the rest
I told her I'd help - with the problem at hand
and replaced the loose screw on the stoller again

see not always as bad as you think - i was helping the nun with a loose screw in the stroller -- if you would get you mind out of the gutter - you would see where i was going with it

[One Song Hero]

:sng

Hero has just one single song,
According to me, he can do no wrong,
He's thoughtful and caring,
And my appreciation of him I don't mind sharing,
But then this rhyme would be far far too long!!!!!
Honey, you're my poet!!! Thank you for filling my heart with the most stunningly rapturous song of all, you!!!!

:sng

[Sensual Woman]

There once was a flirt named Scoob
When I came to the site she helped me get in the groove
She's fun and flirty
Sexy and Smart
And puts all the men in the mood.

[upstr84u]

Sensual the boot of my life

without her my bum would never be white
without her my cheeks would never feel soft
without her the red would never be there
Sensual is the boot of my life