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Green Eggs and Ham

Posted 09-10-2011 at 06:59 PM by Artmn
Updated 09-11-2011 at 11:57 AM by Artmn
Green Eggs and Ham….with Savvy’s inspiration and permission…nobody rhymes as much, as fast and so funny that she sometimes makes me drop my iambic pentameter)

That Savvyone, that Savvyone
I do not like that Savvyone

Do you like my breasts and buns?
I do not like your breasts and buns?
I do not like you Savvyone

Would you like them in your face?
I would not like them in my face
I would not like them anyplace
I...
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Yertle the Spurtle

Posted 09-09-2011 at 07:45 PM by Artmn
Updated 09-10-2011 at 11:57 AM by Artmn
Yertle the Turtle( As requested by DD)

On the faraway Island
Of Cum Chugglemesand
Yertle the turtle
Was king of his gland
He decided his kingdom
Had no jizz to see
And I can’t cum enough
That’s the trouble with me
So Yertle told Mertle
That’s his girlfriend you see
Let me cum on your face
That will do it for me
So Myrtle told Yertle
You can Jizz on my ass
But goo in my eye
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