It is a truism that there are many different viewpoints and that the same events can be interpreted in different ways. And certainly because I have been through many marriage counseling sessions I've heard those interpretations and wondered if we were on the same planet. Side note-my spouse should be a politician because of her ability to twist words. She can make doing something nice for her like getting flowers into an unforgivable sin.

My spouse, when I met her, was sweet, sexy,...