Stopped in tonight to see an old friend that I haven't seen in 20 years. Some things never change. She had a houseful of kids and a bong full of weed. I haven't smoked in years, but I took a couple hits. Sat me on my butt. Then she said she had to get ready for bed because her day starts at 3am. REALLY?! But, I'm too stoned to drive! I had to pull into the Wendy's parking lot and sit there until I straightened up. Made it home OK, though.