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The life of a penis

Posted 09-03-2017 at 06:17 PM by wayneypoo
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In my early years I wasn't very big ,I just lay about peeing
As the years went by I started to grow a little and had more control of my peeing .
It stayed like that for many years ,until eventually my owner started showing interest in me play the up and down game ,it was ok .
Then all of a sudden my life got hairy!! No honestly there was hair all around me ,my owner played almost every day with me .
Then one day it happens I was introduced to a kind and caring hand ,this...
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🌍 a thought for those who think there day can,t get any worse🌍

Posted 07-13-2017 at 05:20 PM by wayneypoo
do you realize your living on a sphere going round at thousands of miles per hour.
Standing on a piece of earth on top of Moulton rock with the whole thing spinning round a gigantic ball of fire.?now is your day bad ???
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👗have women got a imaginary friend 👗

Posted 06-24-2017 at 06:12 PM by wayneypoo
It's kind of struck me after living with my partner for a while our conversations always seem to involve another person .
Conversation as follows = partner! Wayne where have you been ,Wayne I had to work later.
Partner we thought you would say that ?
Or partner says ,so he says he had to work late ?
Sponsored arriving home one night with my friend to his house .he,s partner insists we we going to search for you .
Theres nobody else here I thought !?
Is there...
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🚻 why is marriage so frigging hard 🚸

Posted 06-22-2017 at 05:36 PM by wayneypoo
Is marriage getting harder or is it my imagination ?
There we stand at the alter swearing our vows .
Honer ,love,in sickness&health .till death do part ect ect.
Do they warn us about the possibility of people out there just like our partners,better than our partners.ect ect
To feel nothing for any other .
To keep control of your feelings when your week .pissed women (sorry for swearing)
But I think you get my drift .
So here,s to the married people...
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💕when the loving stops 💕

Posted 12-10-2016 at 11:29 AM by wayneypoo
Did it stop!!!
Was it there in the first place ?
Have we just got so used to each other we don,t need it anymore !
Do we notice it's not there?
Is it still there but we don,t realise it ?
Do we need it !!
Have we forgotten what to do with it !!
Do we like to hear the words I love you ?
Do they matter!!
We could start by saying them we might be surprised??
Just a ramble by wayney
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